AISubs v3.4
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♪ Back up, all right ♪
What kind of person are you?
It's not like that. I went a little too far.
If you go too far like this, it's weird even if you wear a suit.
So today it's like this.
I was thinking about why I went too far.
I usually do barricade at home.
I usually do it a little more diagonally, but it's about 5 mm.
So I finished it. So I got out of the bath. I do it in the bathroom.
So I got out of the bath and looked at it.
There was a little long one left around here.
But I was already cleaning the barricade.
So I'm going to clean it with this brush.
I was strangely concerned about what was left of it, so I jumped into the bathroom again and said "cut".
When I cleaned the barricade, I was removing the attachment.
There is an attachment that is several millimeters long.
I removed it all.
So I said "cut, cut, cut, cut, cut".
"What is this noise?" I thought.
Even if it gets closer.
And when I looked in the mirror, I looked like a Kamen Rider.
So you have to put it all together.
So I have to put it all together.
I have to color it all.
It's been about three days.
I don't know if it's a product you can sell to everyone.
Excuse me.
What is it?
Is it okay?
This.
You know, I really...
No, nothing happened, right?
You were smoking while talking, right?
I was about to throw it away, but it hit my ass.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
It was only a little while ago, but it came out.
It was like a firecracker.
And after that, we were talking like this.
You washed your hands, right?
Yes, I washed my hands.
And it came out.
You know, when you wash your hands under the faucet, water comes out automatically, right?
Yes, yes.
It's like that.
It comes out like this, but...
Oh, I'm sorry, can you stop it?
Are you chasing me?
Huh?
Can you stop it?
This is automatic, right?
You know, I really don't know anything about this.
It's too obvious, right?
I'm really sorry about that.
Oh, for that reason...
So...
It's okay, right?
I'm really sorry.
It's nothing serious.
You don't hate me, do you?
Well, you know...
Have you decided your vacation?
What?
Where are you going?
I'm not going anywhere.
What's with you?
Where are you going?
Huh?
Where are you going?
Let me say something for money.
Where are you going?
Two laps?
Please don't make me do it for two laps.
If you're going to do it for two laps, do it slowly for one lap.
I know that much.
Yeah, well, go ahead.
Go away!
Are you going somewhere?
No, I'm not going anywhere.
Shut up!
No, I'm not going anywhere.
I really...
I really don't have money anymore.
No, I'm really sorry.
It doesn't matter.
No, I really don't have it.
I have a lot of cars and otakus.
You have a lot of them!
You're the only one who has them.
If you have a Mercedes...
Wait a minute.
You have about two cars, don't you?
No, I don't.
Three cars?
No, I don't!
What are you talking about?!
You had three cars, didn't you?
No, no, no!
I have one up and up!
It's up and up!
I really have a lot of Jaguars.
What kind of Jaguars do you have?!
No, it's like this.
The one in front of the bonnet...
It's like this!
Show me!
Show it to the camera!
I really want to see it!
No, I'm really sorry.
You have one like this, don't you?
Where are you going?!
I'm going to Harlem.
You're going to Harlem on your holiday, Matsumoto- san.
What are the conditions for a man who looks good in a Harley Davidson?
Are you driving a Harley?
You just said "are you driving a Harley?"
But I want to say it!
I want you to laugh and say "aren't you driving a Harley?"
Aren't you driving a Harley?
I'm driving a Harley!
Don't you have a license?
What? No, I do have a license for a Harley.
A license for a Harley.
A license for a Harley?
A license for a Harley... You guys are stupid, you're just going to say goodbye like that.
I'm going to get a special license for a big one.
I'm going to get all kinds of licenses.
What are the conditions for a man that suits a Harley?
Let's think about what it means for a Harley that doesn't suit a Harley.
For example, you're wearing glasses, right?
What do you think doesn't suit a person wearing glasses the most?
It's the glasses.
Huh?
What?
What do you think doesn't suit a person wearing the same glasses?
I'm a little...
The audience looked at me with very seductive eyes.
Hey, you idiot, what are you talking about?
Don't you get it?!
So what you're saying is that you shouldn't wear glasses over glasses?
No one does that!
So let's go back to the Harley.
The person wearing the back mirror doesn't suit you, right?
Where?
Here.
Well, you're wearing it here, right?
That's right, that's right!
So that kind of person doesn't suit you.
But no one wears back mirrors!
So you really don't know how to say "for example"!
I know "for example", but...
That's "for example", isn't it?!
Don't take "for example" from me!
"For example", you say?!
If you take "for example", you won't get anything!
Even if you say "for example" like that, you won't get anything!
If you take "for example", then...
...the person who wants to ride a red Porsche...
...the person who doesn't like a red Porsche the most...
...is the person who is red!
Because you're already red, boss!
But I'm not that kind of person.
Don't take "for example" from me!
I won't take "for example" from you!
Let me tell you something that doesn't suit Harley.
Doesn't suit...no, no, it's not about the style!
What is it?
What are the conditions for a man who doesn't suit Harley?
Isn't that the elimination method?
Doesn't suit...
"That's why" you say?!
You're saying "that's why" for the first time, aren't you?!
If you hadn't said something like that earlier...
...even if I said "that's why", you wouldn't have said "ah, is that so?"
You wouldn't have said it!
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
That's why!
Wait a minute, you!
You don't know how to say the elimination method?!
Then let's take it away. Let's eliminate it.
For example, when you're looking for a room...
...if you say it from an Iranian...
...you'll be able to see the room you're looking for, won't you?
Hmm...
No, this is also "for example", isn't it?
No, no, it's not like that...
Don't take "for example" from me!
No, no, no!
I'm an Iranian, so I like Japanese.
That's right, that's right, that's right!
Huh?! There's a room that doesn't have Japanese in it?!
You know what?!
If you keep talking about your dreams...
...they'll keep expanding and you won't know why, right?!
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?!
Let's think of it like an elimination method.
So, first of all...
...if you point out someone who doesn't suit you...
...you'll be able to see someone who suits you, won't you?
Yes, yes, I know that!
But like I said earlier...
...the one with the mirror here...
...he said "this is a good one", didn't he?!
Right?!
So...
...that "for example" is weird!
There's no elimination method!
But...
You can't say "for example" like that!
But...
But one of them disappeared!
No! One of them is nothing!
You can't say "for example" like that!
You...
What? What kind of upbringing did you go through?
What kind of trauma did you have?
There's no such thing...
"For example" is weird...
So, so, in general, you're not like Harley.
Eh? There are a lot of people like me, aren't there?
Isn't it everyone?
Why everyone? You're like Harley.
I'm not like Harley!
No, you are...
I can't say which part of you is like Harley, but...
"For example" is weird...
About your type and your reaction when you got your spare...
"For example" is weird...
If you have a good line or a good pose, please tell me.
You rarely...
Your fingers are crooked, so you can't take it off...
If you were serious about it...
I'll tell you one thing...
You're serious about it when you're serious about it...
But when you're not serious about it, it's really bad!
Sometimes you make a stupid face...
Sometimes you open your mouth wide...
Be serious about it!
What do you do when you get a strike or a spare?
Do you go "dooooh"?
Ah, geez...
What is it?
"Dooooh"! And the person who was with you goes "he-he-he-he"!
"He-he-he-he"!
You're a climber, aren't you?
Why?!
You're a bowling climber, aren't you?
Why?!
You're not cool at all, are you?
The other day, I scored 196 points.
What?!
That's not good! 196 points...
I'm really...
I'm really amazing!
Um...
I've never run out of electricity for the light bulb of my previous strike and spare.
This is your world!
This is...
I can't catch up with it.
I can't catch up with it!
It's too bright and I can't catch up with it!
It's like, "Again?!"
And when I get off and see this, I'm like, "What am I?"
Nothing's wrong with me yet!
I'm like, "Is he stupid?"
Well, if you're going to go that far, I guess you are.
So now, when you strike...
When you strike...
Tell me.
This isn't enough.
When you come back, you go like this...
I don't know what you're talking about!
No, no...
I did it!
What's up with strikes and arms?
Right?
Can I?
I go like this, right?
And I go like this...
And I say goodbye for now!
I say goodbye for now!
There's more later!
And I say goodbye for now!
Got it?
And when you go home, you go like this...
And you go like this...
You know, like this...
And when you say "there's a lot more..."
I'm getting tired!