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Kankan Tanaka.
You're the host, but you're so excited.
Who said that?
It's easy.
Our captain is...
bald.
Bald?
Bald captain.
Our team is...
bald.
It's been a while.
Even if you say it's bald...
It's your own show, so you're the captain.
What are you looking at?
I'm not looking at you.
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Let's get started!
Yes!
Kankan Tanaka is also...
Tanaka X-O!
That's a way to liven up the mood.
Should I say it?
Yes!
Recently...
I, Tanaka...
I'm addicted to...
My Boom!
It's a trendy song.
Yes, it is.
So, the bald team...
Let's start with the idiot who lost his hair.
Which one?
Idiot?
You're an idiot.
I don't like it.
I...
No, you're an idiot.
Idiot.
My Boom!
It's a song about cars.
Oh, I see.
You know, used cars.
You chose...
You chose used cars!
You're an idiot.
Next.
Upside-down.
What?
Upside-down.
Upside-down?
Like a horse.
Upside-down!
My Boom!
Upside-down?
Like a ping-pong ball.
I don't know.
Tanuki.
You just remembered how to use it, didn't you?
I'm talking about you, so don't talk about me.
You're talking about me.
Tanuki.
Plastic model.
No!
It's been a while.
Oh, I know.
Hair loss treatment.
That's it!
Hair loss treatment.
I don't know.
We're not fighting.
You're worried about my hair loss.
Fat guy.
Fat guy?
Fat guy.
You're the fat guy.
Um...
Even when we're in the countryside...
No, it's not about the countryside.
I asked you!
It's not about the countryside.
Hair loss treatment.
Hair loss treatment?
Hair loss treatment.
Hair loss treatment?
My Boom!
Gathering grass.
Hey!
Buff.
Fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling!
Who?!
"Kanaka Episode Quiz" Part 2!
Recently...
I think puns are really funny.
Recently...
I gathered my juniors...
And when we talked about it...
We used a lighter...
For puns...
Lighter...
We made everyone laugh.
Now!
With this lighter...
What kind of puns did you do?!
What?!
What did you say?!
I don't know.
With a lighter, right?
Yes, with a lighter.
Like, "Ah, my stomach hurts!"
You're good!
Your puns are good!
Heavy.
Not heavy at all.
My tooth hurts!
It's funny!
It's funny, right?
My tooth hurts.
It hasn't come out yet.
My tooth hurts.
It hasn't come out yet.
My tooth hurts.
It hasn't come out yet.
Mine is kind of funny too.
It's the same.
It hasn't come out yet.
Tanuki!
Huh? This lighter... Huh? It's flat...
Ah, it's over!
If you use the lighter I used at the time...
The Lupo lighter is a flasher.
There's a Lupo lighter, a flasher's fire, and a flasher's lighter around the flasher's lighter.
There's three of them!
What's in the box?!
Put your hands in and guess what's in it.
Come out in front of the camera!
As I said before, there's a memorable book in this box.
Book?!
You said it! It's a book!
No, there's a book in it.
There's a book in the box!
However!
The title...
What book is in it...
Let's see how the actors will react.
The actors will react?
If you don't tell us what's going to happen, it'll be hard for us to do it.
It'll be hard for us to do it! It'll be hard for us to do it!
Yes, it's a book. It's an open book.
When did you buy it?
I won't answer any of your questions.
Well, first of all...
What are you doing?
Let's go one by one.
Go for it!
You're a punk.
You're right.
It's a book, isn't it?
You're right.
"Anne"?
"Anne", but "kito".
No.
"Anne"?
Next.
Let's go easy.
Easy?
Guess the title.
We want to see your reactions.
"Anne"?
"Cinderella"?
You're not moving at all.
I told you I was watching your reactions.
I was doing my best.
I can't hear you.
I'm not interested in you.
What's wrong with you?
Next.
What's this?
Ouch!
You bit me, didn't you?
It's a book.
Again?
I'm not interested in you.
It's hard.
What's this?
It's hot.
It's too hot.
What's this?
It's like a book cover.
"Anne"?
"Kito"?
What's wrong with you?
"Cinderella".
It can't be helped.
It's hard.
You always get it wrong.
What?
Your nose.
No.
My nose.
You can go home now.
What? Why?
You can go home now.
Why am I the only one who gets it wrong?
You can go home now.
Is there something wrong with your nose?
No, it's not wrong.
That's strange.
OK, time's up!
Tanaka and Shakai
Let's start with Team Habi.
Who's going first?
Me.
OK.
Team Habi.
You don't know?
You have 30 points. If you get this question right...
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Nagashima? Nagashima?
Nagashima!
Nagashima is...
Isn't there anyone?
Why is there blue?
Butter!
Butter?
Hit it!
Home run!
Hit it, home run!
Run, run!
Hit it, run!
Players, hit it!
Banzai!
It's a foul!
You stepped on the home base!
What? How far are you going now?
How far are you going now?
You're doing it from the top of your head!
Baseball?
From the top of your head...
Baseball?
Low, low, low, low...
Full-range!
Full-range! OK, OK!
Full-range and...
Wait, wait, wait...
What did you say?
- Overturn? - Overturn and backspin.
- Overturn and backspin.
You're the one who said it.
You're the one who said it!
- You're weird! - What?
- I can't hear you! - You know it! You've been doing it!
- Overturn and backspin. - Overturn and backspin.
- Backspin and home base. - Backspin and home base.
- I can't tell you that! - Chin.
Life!
What?
- Did you point? - No, no, no!
- Overturn and backspin. - Are you kidding me?
- Your gesture was wrong. - Overturn and backspin.
- Correct! - That's a foul.
- That's a foul! - Backspin is wrong!
It's the same for all.
- It's fine, right? - Yeah.
- Yay! - Yay!
- You two did well. - Yes.
What should we do?
- 50 points! - Yay!
- Good job! - Who is going to gesture?
- Can I decide? - Yes.
- Me? - Please.
- 50 points. - Nakamura will go first.
Sorry.
- It's been a while since I drank tea. - Okay.
Okay.
Start!
- Match. - Match.
- Burned. - Crab. - Crab.
- Fire! - Match.
- Fire. - Wait. - Fire.
- Car. - Car.
- What is "car"?
- Match. - Match.
- Fire. - Fire.
- Car. - Wait. - Car.
- Leave the car. - Are you leaving the car?
- Leave the car. - You guys are saying "car" again?
What are you doing?
- Match. - Match.
- Car. - Car.
- Talk in English. - Talk in English?
- Talk in English. - I know you'll lose.
- Talk in English.
- Car. - Car.
The car is on fire!
He's in trouble!
That's right!
He saved a crying child!
He saved Tanaka!
Correct!
Yeah!
50 points!
Wait a minute!
It's completely wrong!
If you can hear it, you can understand it!
There's no time limit, so you have to keep doing it forever until you can answer it!
That's impossible!
You'll lose!
That's right!
Hey!
That's right!
It doesn't matter!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
That's all!
It was Tanaka Kankan!
Help me!
I can only say one thing...
I'm sorry for saying too much.
Thank you!
I'm sorry, but I really can't find it.
You can't find it?
No, I really can't.
Hey, can you stop him for a second?
If you open this part, it really looks like "house kagaya".
I don't know anyone who says "house kagaya",
so it's not like everyone is laughing.
What is "house kagaya"?
Then, "house kagaya"...
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
So, how was it?
Recently, I had a wonderful experience.
Wonderful?
Wonderful.
This story surprises me.
Tell me about it.
Do you have anything to say about it?
Of course I do!
Really?
Even though you have something to say about it, why do you look like Hayase-sensei?
I don't know anyone.
You know, Tanaka and Endo were in the car, too.
- They're driving, too? - Yes, they're driving.
I don't like to make things complicated.
- I'll tell you what happened. - It's not a lie.
Last week, after school, I was driving in the car.
There was a guardrail, and there was a road with a sidewalk, and I was driving there.
Then, the police officer came out of the white car and said, "Whoa!"
It wasn't this side of the guardrail, it was this side of the car.
It was a little swollen.
What do you think of this?
- Was there something wrong with it? - No, there wasn't.
- Did you have to avoid it? - No, I didn't.
It was this side of the guardrail.
I can't forgive people like that.
It doesn't matter if it's the police or not.
I yelled, "Whoa!"
I warned you, but here's my prediction.
First of all, I'll tell you what I think will happen.
This is easier to understand.
You look like an N.G. president.
- This is easier to understand. - You look like an N.G. president.
I yelled, "Whoa!" and warned you, and I opened the window.
- Then you came out of the car. - Yes, I did.
I didn't know you were a police officer, but I said, "Watch out!"
Then you said, "Whoa! This is bad."
- I see. - The main building was empty.
- That's right. - The main building was supposed to run on foot.
But you ran in that direction and caused trouble.
- Yes. - Whoa! You're getting worse and worse.
- Yes. - Right? I always watch you.
You caused trouble. Hang in there.
- No, be careful. - Okay.
This is my prediction.
- I see. - Let me tell you the truth.
I stopped. I opened the window.
I thought I'd tell you, but you yelled, "Whoa!"
- You're getting worse and worse. - I see.
I can't forgive you for this.
You caused trouble.
I'm telling you what you're doing.
- What are you yelling for? - I'm sorry.
- You're getting worse and worse. - I'm sorry.
I can't forgive you for this.
- You're getting worse and worse. - I'm sorry.
You're getting worse and worse.
- You're getting worse and worse. - I'm sorry.
It's early.
I get mad with this kind of morning.
I'm scared and I don't chase cars.
- This is a scary world. - Yes.
- Let's change this theme. - Yes.
- An announcer is getting worse and worse. - I got a simulation.
- Don't say that. - It's not the end of the world.
- I can't trust you with such a simulation. - I used to do a face in the airbag once in a program.
- It's not about who is bad. It's about how I can't trust you. - I know. - Do you know? Skydiving.
- I can't trust you with such a simulation. I'm not scared of you. - What?
- I'm not scared of you. But I can't trust you. I'm not scared of you. - I can't trust you with such a simulation.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I couldn't take it anymore, not just the airbag.
I was surprised, too.
You were standing there, and I was scared.
You looked at me and said...
"Did you check anything?" "Is it stuck?"
Can you tell if it's broken?
Is this a downtown pocket?
Don't you get it?
An airbag is something you put your face in after it blows up.
Before it blows up, you put your face in it.
Why do you think it's important?
Come closer.
What's wrong with you?
You don't care about your nose hair.
Your nose hair is getting thicker and thicker.
Why is that?
How old do you think a man is?
About 40.
About 40?
45.
I think 45 is the most complete age of a man.
I turned 35 recently.
In about 10 years, I'll continue to polish myself as a man.
In that case, I'll have nose hair and other things, too.
As a man.
I like this thick nose hair.
I'm glad you like it.
You don't want to feel embarrassed, do you?
I don't care about my nose hair now.
I don't care about it now.
But you don't have a perfect nose hair now.
I don't have a perfect nose hair now, and you know what makes my nose hair become like that?
When it goes like "plink" and goes around my nose, it looks fine.
What do you mean by "goes around your nose"?
No, when it goes like "plink" and goes around my nose, if there wasn't anything on my nose, I'd look bad as a man.
When?
No, it's not like that.
It's not cool when you turn around and there's no fireworks.
But you don't have to turn around.
No, I'm not saying that.
For example, you can ride a bike or anything, but you don't have to turn around.
But you don't have to turn around.
You don't have to turn around.
I don't want to talk about turning around and not turning around.
For example, anything is fine.
Even when you go to the hospital and you are told to wait for the medicine, it's fine.
"I'll prepare it for you." And you meet up and you're waiting for it.
Turning around and not turning around.
It's a hospital. A hospital, a car, a motorcycle.
I don't care about language.
Then, video.
Do you want me to borrow a video?
For example, when you go for the first time, you have to become a member.
I want to become a member.
Here's the paper. Write it for me.
You're told that, right?
Write it like this. Write your name and address.
Turning around and not turning around.
What are you doing?
Without doing anything.
When you turn around and not turning around.
Turning around and not turning around.
Listen.
Listen to me.
When you turn around and not turning around.
Can you listen to me?
Can you talk to me?
What are you doing?
Listen. Listen to me.
When you turn around and not turning around.
What should I say?
Then, you don't know what's going on in a building like this.
A fire breaks out somewhere. An ambulance comes and a firefighter comes.
Sometimes, you get carried away and go out.
What did you say?
An ambulance says, "Are you okay?"
Turning around and not turning around.
Why do you say that?
Turning around and not turning around.
No matter what happens, you turn around and not turn around.
If you say that, you can't talk.
You don't have to talk.
When you're in the first team.
Hey.
You put your feet like this, don't you?
When you start.
When you put your feet like this...
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