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Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is...
While two downtown people are taking surveys of their customers...
They will decide on the male and female entertainers who are currently active in the entertainment world...
And their ugly and ugly best points!
On the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai"...
Tonight's winner is male and female entertainers who are currently active in the entertainment world...
And their ugly and ugly best points!
Well, let's decide.
Well, well...
It's a combined best ten, you know?
Well, I'll say it again.
This picture is just to show that it's this person.
This picture is not very...
Ah, of course!
Otherwise, your face is...
It's not like that!
What is this?
Isn't it Okama's Ken-chan?
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First up, ugly best ten!
From the pictures Matsu-chan and Hama-chan entered,
Chihara brothers, Ritton Mizuno, 130R Hong Kong,
Shimada Shinsuke in his 40s, and others,
each of them picked up an entertainer they thought was ugly,
and decided who would be in the best ten!
What about me?
This part is difficult!
But this...
It's similar to the red Hidekazu, you know?
That's just...
It's really just a little!
Well, you're right!
Let's include it!
And...
It's like this...
And then...
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Think about it a little more!
You're desperate!
That's all there is!
Well, well, well!
Let's include it!
That's all there is!
What's wrong with you?
You're only playing around!
I'm not playing around!
I'm begging you!
So, what should we do?
What do you want?
Let's decide the order!
Right?
Yes!
Let's see...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Let's decide it together! Together!
Why does it have to be like that?
Hey!
No, no, no!
I think you're blinded!
I know I'm number one, but...
Oh, right!
For me, no matter what you say, Hong Kong won't be shaken!
Because the boy's face is rotten!
So, let's compete with this and this!
Let's do it!
I think it's this one!
Okay, let's hear it!
Well, well, first...
Which one?
Well, well, this one!
Okay!
If you think you're number one, please press the button!
60?
That's because you guys keep telling us that we're ugly in Hong Kong!
We're asking you!
Look at us! We're ugly!
How about you?
Well...
Huh? You...
Let me ask you this!
Who says we're ugly?
You don't know, do you, Hong Kong?
Number two!
Is it Mizuno?
It's Mizuno!
Huh? What do you mean?
Are you saying Mizuno is higher than you?
No...
Let me ask you this!
Look at us! We look exactly like you!
Wait a minute! I think it's Mizuno!
I wonder if it's number one...
Number one!
This is...
Amazing!
You guys are weak!
Next, even Shinsuke, who's in his 40s, asked for a survey, but...
Surprisingly, there are fewer people who think we're ugly.
With 37 votes, we're not in the top rankings!
Kimura Yuichi...
Should we rank you around 10th?
Say it!
Talk to me! I'm begging you!
Talk to me!
Come here!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, is that okay?
- Yes. - Well, you've won 10th place for now.
Thank you.
What do you thank me for?
Someone said you look ugly in 10th place!
Well, isn't that right?
Well, I'm not convinced...
Well, I'll listen to Hamada!
- Hamada! - Yes!
Well, switch on!
You won against Kutsubera, didn't you?
(Laughter)
Do you have an ambulance box?
(Laughter)
Ambulance box!
(Laughter)
Let's decide it for now.
Well, well, well, we'll have a response later.
Right?
Then let's decide it for men.
Just like when we were ugly,
first, from the photos that have been entered by Hama- chan and Hama-chan,
Kouji from the east, Yamasaki, two from Romble, Kato from Gokuraku, Yabe from Nai Nai,
Itao from Takusanju-wa, Miyatako from Ameagari- keshitai, Endo and Tanaka from Kokoriko,
each of them picks up the entertainers they think are manly,
and decides the best manliness among them.
Who will shine as the coolest manliness number one among Yoshimoto entertainers?
Ah! I forgot about Eloi!
(Laughter)
This is too much!
Well, I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.
Oh, but there's still a story left.
Eh, really?!
(Laughter)
Well, this is the last one.
(Laughter)
This guy doesn't have a picture!
He's an artist!
Eloi, you know, when you put it in, it becomes something.
Thank you!
Well, let's compete with this and this!
(Laughter)
Well!
First of all, who thinks it's this one?
Who thinks it's this one?
(Music)
Oh!
That's amazing!
(Laughter)
Ah, I have to ask this one!
How do you ask this one? How do you ask this one?
(Laughter)
How do you ask it?
Ah, well, you know...
Does the shirt look good on me?
(Laughter)
What's with you?
Are the letters wrong?
(Laughter)
What are you saying?
Are you going to compare it with this one?
Are you going to go with only this one?
No!
Show me!
(Laughter)
Of course I'm going to compare it!
(Laughter)
Well, this one!
(Music)
(Bing!)
Wow!
It's a mess!
(Laughter)
It's a mediocre number, isn't it?
(Laughter)
Well, let's clap!
I'm going to move it like this, so clap for me!
Let's go!
(Applause)
Is it 8?!
(Laughs)
Is it 9 or 10?
Where did you get it?
You have a bad reputation.
Really?
I don't think so.
You're just talking about it with it.
(Laughs)
We're going to die.
There was such a bag.
(Laughs)
I'm serious.
If you don't have it, don't clap until the end.
Turn it around.
Clap there.
Masumoto-san, your butt...
It doesn't matter.
Don't say that.
I can't go up anyway.
It doesn't matter.
I got it.
Let's decide it.
I'll go up.
I'll be busy.
I'll go up.
Like this.
How is it?
Hama-chan, go up.
Ah, I can hear Ceron's voice!
Um, Gokuraku and Downtown are the same.
For guys, it's better to keep it tight.
For partners, it's better to keep it tight.
This is the men's best 10.
Donburi was chosen as a duo, and Matsumoto ranked 4th.
For ugly best 10, it's easier for Shiroke and veteran Shibata and Shinsuke to rank 5th.
For others, it's a waste of time and attention.
Um, everyone, isn't it weird that you're still here?
- Um, you know... - That's because you really don't know.
- Yeah, that's right. - Right? Really.
This is because you make a ridiculous face.
Also, I don't know if I should say this or not, but here...
- Yeah, it's normal. - It's scary!
My mustache is scary!
It's amazing!
It's not even 1 o'clock in the morning.
It's pitch black!
It's like that guy from Chonan Bakunosoku.
It's like he's wearing a mask.
I'm not going that far!