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Night 2
Come on up.
Sit down.
What? Sit down already.
What are you laughing at?
What's with you?
I feel sick.
What are you saying?
What are you saying, you idiot?
What are you saying?
What am I saying?
You guys are making me mad.
- I feel like it's wrong, Yamasaki. - What?
- Why? - Why?
- What's wrong? - Well, well, well...
- We've had a lot of trouble, but that's the result. - What?
- That's the result... - No, it's just that we lost at golf.
- Oh, that's right. - That's right, that's right.
The match will be between Hamada, who is confident about his golf skills,
Yatsumoto, Yamazaki and Kokoriko were insulted.
Of course we can win.
But you guys can't.
Hamada vs Matsumotohoka Golf Battle
But Matsumoto and Kokoriko ended up winning 4 times in a row.
Hamada, penalty game!
As a result, Hamada's penalty game was decided.
We've been thinking about what we should do.
Endo, can you go get him?
There's someone we really want to see.
I'm counting on you.
I don't think you know who it is.
I know who it is.
Here you go.
It's Akiko!
What are you doing?
Hamada, I want to see your Titanic.
Titanic?!
I didn't watch all of it.
I watched most of it.
The love scene was wonderful.
I want you and me to do it.
What?
Love scene.
Titanic, which was a huge hit in Hollywood movies.
The love of Jack and Rose made everyone in the world cry.
Their love scene was so beautiful it made you sigh.
It's a good memory.
Don't say that!
You went all the way to Hollywood and there's still a set left, so you should've done it there!
What?
You went all the way to Hollywood and did "Titanic"!
What are you saying?!
Amo-chan's Punishment Game!
You went all the way to Los Angeles and filmed a love scene for "Titanic"!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I'm a taxi driver.
The storm is coming to an end.
Well, he didn't have much of a reason to show up.
You surprised me!
The reason we're here is because...
Today's "30 Minutes" is all about "waki mo waki"...
"waki mo waki"...
It's all about "zago mo zago".
We have to introduce our main characters.
This is Hamada Masato-san!
30 Minutes
Um...
Yes?
One night and three days.
One night and three days?
Yes, it was one night and three days.
I'm saying it with a smelly dog!
Well, look at the picture!
Does my organ smell?!
Well, you...
You smell like a weird tooth brush.
Three times in the past...
Hamada has been humiliated in a punishment game.
The first time...
He went skydiving, shedding tears of emotion in front of the sky.
The second time...
He went all the way to France just to get a glass of evian water.
And the third time...
In order for Taka to go and get Chapin...
He was made to go back and forth twice...
To the world-famous Ryujitaku in New York.
And this time...
He goes to Okan and Ross for a love scene of "Titanic"!
If you fall, you die!
You can't do it! If you fall...
You can't do it. You can't do it!
Look! Look!
It's dead on its own!
Here it comes! Here it comes!
You can't do it!
I'm sorry!
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
4 o'clock in the morning?
It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
10 hours in the air.
The plane carrying Okan's dream and Hamada's despair has arrived at Los Angeles Airport.
Look at this.
Hello, Hama-chan.
What are you holding? What is it?
You're just going to play with it.
That's right.
Okan's dream and Hamada's despair has arrived at Los Angeles Airport.
Hurry up and take it.
You can't go back.
Why are you wearing gloves?
It's hot in here.
My hands are burnt.
Really?
Is this for real?
First of all, they went to the movie company "Technical Century Fox" that produced "Titanic".
There, they decided to ask for where the set remained.
This company is like a Hollywood movie.
They started producing big hits like "Star Wars" and "Alien" and even appeared on the screen as "Nakatomi Building" in "diehard".
Look at this.
It's amazing.
Titanic
She's locked up.
Titanic
She said it, so it's fine.
Today we ask you, what's a thing Titanic set of movie "I want to sit in love sea"?
At Titanic, please rent Titanic set, okay?
A year and a half ago in Mexico, that's where they did, where they made the movie, and they sank it, so there is no Titanic.
So just picture this, it's this now, so it's gone.
It's broken, yeah.
So there's no more.
It's been bye-bye, yeah.
No!
I want to love sea!
Accepted.
Jack, Jack.
Jack, what are you saying?
You're Jack and you're Rose.
Rose, you're Rose.
Yeah, Rose, Rose, you're the best, Rose.
There's no more set, so there's no choice, there's no dream.
No, from Japan, from Japanese, donborikokka donborikokka.
Dream, dream, donborikokka donborikokka.
What do you mean donborikokka?
You know, there is a ship, there is one ship, sort of like Titanic in Los Angeles, and it's called the Queen Mary.
There is.
In Long Beach.
Long Beach.
Beautiful, beautiful downtown Long Beach.
Queen Mary.
Unfortunately, there wasn't a set, but he borrowed Queen Mary, which is very similar to Titanic, and gave Jack and Rose some advice.
I'm the king of the world!
I'm the king of the world, yeah.
Thank you.
When he found out he could film, he felt like a tourist and said he wanted to go to Hollywood.
What are you talking about? We don't have time to go shopping, do we?
You're going, right?
No.
You're going, right?
It's okay.
What do you mean it's okay?!
You're a movie star, aren't you?
Yes, yes, yes, I'm a movie star.
Who knows you as a movie star?
It's hard for you to say that.
Baby, look at this.
I don't know.
It's a time machine.
This one, this one, this one.
It's a Chewbacca, isn't it?
Where do you get it from?
From Commando.
From Commando?
I'll stand up and say it.
I absolutely don't know anything.
Let's go.
What? Who do you think you are?
OK, let's go.
Huh?
Beach.
This one, this one.
Watch out for your back.
Damn it.
Let's go.
There's no point in going to the beach.
No, no, we have time.
Right?
We have time, don't we?
I'm sure we'll manage somehow.
Hammer has fallen in love with the pace of the ship.
The two tourists from all over the world have arrived at Dennis Beach, where they can relax.
Wow, Hammer-chan, the LA sea is vast.
What's LA?
It's vast.
It's been a while since I've been here.
Why is it in LA?
What?
You're too old for this.
Hammer is completely excited about being shaken around by the ship.
Ah, I want to go home.
Here you go.
In addition, Hammer-chan is asked to buy him souvenirs.
Wow, which one do you like, brother?
Ah, that's cute.
Which one?
This one?
Do you want to wear it, too?
What? What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You're such a bad boy.
What?
You're such a bad boy.
Yes.
Are you serious?
You're such a bad boy.
Hey, it's about time.
I can't wait.
You can't, can you?
Yes, I can't.
Back, back.
As the sun is about to set, the two are finally at the filming location of their fate.
Wow, this is it, Hammer-chan.
Titanic you've even dreamed of.
What do you want me to say?
This is the stage for this punishment game, Queen Lily Go.
It was built in 1934 and is a luxury passenger ship that has just entered New York from the same UK as the Titanic.
Hammer-chan.
Yes?
You're wearing an undergarment.
Alright, let's go home now.
No, it's starting now.
Leaving Hamada who wants to go home behind, the staff proceeds with the filming preparations.
And in the meantime, the two main characters, Hamada and Okan, appear.
Let's go home.
What is that?
Finally, Hamada and Okan's behind-the-scenes video starts.
Close your eyes and show me your tongue.
Will their love scene surpass the real Titanic?
Okan gave me this.
Hamada and Okan's behind-the-scenes video starts.
Why did you pick this?
You should say it, too.
Well, I'll wear it next week.
Wow, Okan's hot pants are tight.
I knew you were from L.A.
Don't say L.A.!
You know what I mean.
Who are you?
We've known each other for 10 years.
Are you Hikomaru?
Hamada and Okan's behind-the-scenes video starts.
In this climax, there is only a little time left until sunset.
While counting the limited time, they shoot one cut at a time.
However, in the middle of the love scene, they say "no" many times.
Stop it.
Let's do it again.
Hamada, don't laugh, please.
No, I'm not laughing.
Okan is laughing like this, too.
Hamada, don't laugh, please.
As the sunset approaches, they continue shooting.
Their sweat, tears and love are finally completed.
Thank you for watching.
[Laughter]
[Sound Effects]
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
This is bad! This is bad!
This is tough!
This is bad!
Go away!
This is bad!
What is this?
This is occult!
This is amazing!
Are you saying you know about me?
If you are serious, fly away.
Close your eyes.
Hold me.
Close your eyes.
Believe me.
I believe you.
Okay, open your eyes.
The sky is flying.
Josephine.
Fly higher and higher to me.
Fly higher and higher to the sky.
Fly higher and higher.
I did it!
How was it?
How should I say it...
It's like my partner is taking away my wife.
I can't say anything about it! It's disgusting!
After all, I'm a monster!
No matter what, I'm a 100% pure monster!
My mom used to do her hair like this.
She was an old woman, so I couldn't help it.
At first, my make-up was like this, too.
It's okay if you say it, but if you don't say it, it's okay.
I thought about it, and I was tired.
Then, I was told to change my clothes again.
I took my item and did my hair like this!
"What?!" I said.
What?! It's disgusting!
I was a little angry.
It was too hard for me.
I finally saw the whole of my organ.
At dinner, I usually...
Do you eat it or not?
Pig!
We both ate it together.
You ate it, too?!
I don't know!
When we arrived at the airport, Oton and I were waiting for you with our cameras.
Oton, when you and your wife were kissing, how did you feel?!
I want to know that!
I laughed.
So you've done it this far?
I'm sorry, but...
How about we do it one more time?
No, it's fine!
I'm fine with everything, but...
Let's change the rules one more time.
You're going to change the rules?!
We have to change them!
Are you going to play down-down against a young team?
What's wrong with that?!
Wow, you're strong!
Stop it, you're 30 years old!
But is it okay for me to do it?
I'll do it with you.
Isn't it okay for you to do it?
Well, there's no reason for me to lose.
But it's hard!
It's true! It's true!
It's true! It's hard!
Your legs are thin! They're thin!
No, no, I can do it.
I've never seen anyone like you!
There's a lot of stuff you're saying!