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Hito Matsumoto improvised a famous song "Taxi Driver".
This song, which brings back the mood of the early Showa period, is now used as a far-fetched speech in programs.
However, Matsumoto said this at first.
I'm not the type of person who sings by myself.
I see.
I offer it to people.
I'm the type of person who offers it to people.
Even if you're watching this program...
Hey, hey, hey! Who do you want me to sing for?
Anyone is fine in this case.
Hito Matsumoto's improvised song "Taxi Driver" is now being recorded in "Daji no Tsukari Arahen".
Thank you.
It's finally happening.
By the way, I went to the bathroom and peed earlier.
My butt is tingling.
That's bad.
Let's do our best regardless of that.
Let's do our best.
It's finally happening.
I don't want to get too close.
It's finally happening.
Yes.
By musicians.
I'm happy about it.
Is that so?
"Taxi Driver" has nothing to do with "Device".
At first, when it was released, the song was very popular.
But now, it's autumn.
It's definitely autumn now.
It's fast.
The singers don't have any funny voices.
They don't stand up at all.
So, we decided to have different singers do it.
Let's have them.
These people.
Sharan Q
This time, they will sing "Sharan Q", a unique band of musicians.
What kind of song will it be?
"Osaka Gaun" is a comic band!
Hey! Don't be happy!
Well, well, your eyes are swimming again today.
You don't have to come here.
I was thinking of playing the drums for the recording today.
I'm really happy about it.
Have you heard of it?
Yes, I've heard of it.
I've prepared it.
Let's hear it again.
I'll play it for you.
Run, run, run, run!
The boat is shaking, love is shaking,
He's a taxi driver,
Fashion!
All right!
Well, for now, the sound of the prelude and the song's introduction is significantly reduced.
"If only, if only," I say, "It would be nice if it could go like this."
There's a lot of ease in this.
It's a ceiling that Komuro-san could use.
That's right. "Get up and bring it on!"
Well, before I knew it, Komuro-san would have finished it.
Well, while I'm at it, I'm ***************************************
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Well, let's do it right away!
I'd like everyone in the salon to do this properly.
Hey!
Wait!
Hey!
You guys! It's for you guys!
Who are you?
You don't know me! You don't know me!
It's for you guys! I'm in a good mood, so come and eat with me!
That's the key!
I'm in a good mood!
Hey! What's your name?!
What's your name?!
Sharan-Q.
Sharan-Q?!
Sharan-Q, Sharan-Q?!
What's that?!
Hey!
Mr. Yamazaki!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Mr. Yamazaki, I'm sorry, but it seems like you're about to sing.
Sing?!
Hey! You guys!
Yes.
Why aren't you singing?!
Sing?!
What do you mean?
How many years have you been using it?!
You guys are too old!
Hey!
How many years have you been using it?!
You guys!
Hey!
I'm asking the taxi driver, Sharan-Q...
That's right! Don't let these idiots go to Japan!
What do you want?
It's not like that! I'm asking you why you're letting Mr. Sharan-Q sing!
It's fine if you let Mr. Yamazaki sing!
Why?!
We want to sing for three people!
It's a regular show! It's not a regular show!
It seems like you guys are making fun of me!
Isn't this serious?!
It seems like you're having fun at a concert!
Was there such a gag?
You don't know about it?!
Hey, stop it!
Let's do it!
We want to sing for three people!
Let's do it!
You guys are making fun of me!
Let's do it!
I don't get it! Why don't you let me sing?!
It's really funny!
You're talking too fast!
I'm...
Who are you?!
It really seems like it.
It's really low!
You're taking off your clothes!
It's really low!
It really seems like it!
Decide between us!
We're going to play a game!
Decide between us!
You don't know about funny stuff?!
There's a lot of funny stuff!
Let's play a game!
Yes!
Who should we pick?
What are you talking about?
Listen to me!
If you don't tell me what you're going to do, I don't know who I'm going to choose!
That's right.
You're missing out on the order!
Listen to me!
We're going to have a one-on-one battle with the three of us.
The one who wins in this battle will sing for us.
Let's do it!
The one who wins will sing for us.
If you don't tell me what you're going to do, I don't know who I'm going to choose!
It's fine, it's fine.
Let's do it.
Yes!
I'll buy you this passion.
Alright!
That's what you're gonna say?!
That's where it starts!
I'm not the cute one.
Makoto!
Yes?
It's a confrontation! A high tension confrontation!
This is it!
You showed me this before and now a high tension confrontation!
Endo and Makoto will compete in a high tension confrontation!
Who will be the winner?!
You brought it up again.
Look at this.
Let's do it!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Yes!
Why doesn't anyone know it?
Yes!
If you're musicians, I'm sure you know it!
Yes!
Can you do it, Makoto?!
Do your best!
You can do it!
Keep it up a little more!
Keep it up!
You can do it, Makoto!
Keep it up!
What?
I can't think of anything.
What is it?
I think I know what it is.
What is it?
Let's make a decision.
The answer is...
Rubber band!
I don't have one!
I'll go next.
Go!
The answer is...
This one!
The rubber band!
With the rubber band...
Who is this?
Taisei!
It's me!
You and Taisei will fight with the rubber band.
Will either of you have the right to sing?
If you win...
We will have the right to sing!
Are you going to decide that on your own?
The answer is...
This one!
The answer is...
This one!
What is it?
Why is it so hard to get in?
I'll go!
Ready...
Start!
It hurts!
It's flying!
It hurts!
More! More!
Why did you make it rubber?
What's wrong?
Show me!
I can't decide!
Do you have to bring it like this?
That's right!
Taisei!
Points!
It's amazing!
Isn't it a mosquito?
This one is hard to decide!
The final battle
I'll finish you off in the end!
I'll do it! My opponent is...
Hatake, who has the same character as me!
So far so good!
As expected, the two leaders, Yamazaki and Hatake, will decide the game.
Now, what will be their battle?
What's this?
Oh, soccer!
I'll do it! I'm really good at it!
OK! I'll have you do it now!
What do you do with this?
You play with it!
OK!
What is this?
APJ!
That's why you're like this, Brazilian...
You're like a craftsman!
You're a master!
Oh, no!
You're no good!
OK! Hatake, you do it!
Who will do it?
That's not all!
There's more!
Don't treat that like dirt!
That's a water bottle when you drink it!
Are you OK?
Watch me!
Oh, no!
Let's do it!
That's not fair!
Not bad at all!
Hey!
It broke on the ground.
It fell and broke.
I don't care about that!
I don't care!
The atmosphere is different!
There's no atmosphere!
No matter what we do, we're going to sing anyway, so there's no atmosphere!
That's what I like!
Final battle!
Are you going to break it?
Yes!
Break it!
Huh?
What?
Break it!
Yes!
Oh, I was so surprised!
What?!
Who was. Oh, my service has been bad!
Oh no, oh no, that's no different.
How's it!
You're serious when you nag me!
Yes, Masumoto-san.
Um, anyway, please judge.
Yes, I will judge!
Please do!
I think you know this now, but
Sharan-kun won!
(Applause)
Hey!
Why can't we do our best?
Hey!
Why is it decided by Sharon Q?
It's nothing like that.
(Laughter)
Finally, recording starts.
First, lyrics and instruments check.
Then, finally, right?
Yes, yes.
Sharon Q.
Well, I'm really counting on you.
(Laughter)
Well, I'm counting on you.
Why are you so arrogant?
Once again, I tried to raise it to the note.
Yes.
(Laughter)
To the note.
Was it close?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry, but...
Damn it!
I tried to raise it to the note.
Yes.
Until now...
Who's going to do this?
Is everyone going to do it?
Except for Tsung.
Yes, except for me.
Except for Tsung!
Except for Tsung.
Tsung will go in from here.
Yes.
Well, Tsung is here too.
"Inaho" also shakes, "koi" also shakes.
"Aito" is a taxi driver, "hashi" is all right, "bakku" is all right.
Well, number two...
You can go in as it is, but...
Kyotai shimete, doa shimete.
So it's me, for some reason.
This is a Kyoto taxi company.
That's right.
Then there's number three too...
Giya wo irete, kii wo irete.
"Aito" is a taxi driver.
"Hashi" is all right, "bakku" is all right.
There's even more of this.
Go back further.
"Koibito" and "tachi" are "ran-ran-ran-ran."
"Taxi" driver and "koibito" and "tachi" are "ran- ran-ran-ran."
"Koibito taajimo..." it's right here, right?
koibito taajimo rarara...rara...
This is where the lyrics come in.
sengo no nihongo wa rarara...
The "rara" starts here,
and this starts at 4 o'clock.
- I recorded this. - I see.
- It starts at 4 o'clock. - It starts at 4 o'clock.
- The lyrics, right? - Something like this.
- Do you do the lyrics like that at a regular tempo? - Yes, that's right.
If you don't do it perfectly, you'll have to sing it at a concert or something.
What?
During the tour, we did this.
At the beginning of the opening, we did this.
We did something like "s.e."
And for the encore, we did it twice.
We did it twice for the encore.
We sang it a total of three times.
We sang it twice for the encore.
Let's go.
Yes.
The field is always in a serious face and is bowing his head.
What's wrong with this guy?
That's funny.
Other people are trying to do it with a lot of excitement, but only the field is looking at the mask and laughing.
He's serious.
Can you listen to the original song again?
Lon Lon Lon Lon
The boat is also shaking, love is shaking
He is a taxi driver
Fashion!
Hey!
One more time!
Where is the master?
Look at this!
It's cool, isn't it?
It's a field, isn't it?
Oh, really?
It's a great man, isn't it?
What is it?
He raises his head and sucks it, doesn't he?
It looks like a field, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
It reminds me of animals.
Mr. Sharankil!
Yes!
What's going on now?
Well...
I'm checking the score and where the lyrics are.
I've never seen it before.
I've never seen it before and I'm a little confused.
Oh, I see!
Well...
It's okay if you take your time.
It's an ordinary song.
But don't ruin my image.
I think it's better to start from the top of the third line.
What?
Let's get started!
What?
I think it's better to start from the top of the third line.
That's right.
Which one is it?
I think it's better to start from the top of the third line.
I don't know.
You do it.
First line...
Oh, there it is!
That's it!
Ta-da!
distinctive accent
♪ gaat mee
Yours was the strongest, I'm sure of it.
(♪ lied about he's a gentleman ♪)
I understand why girls come up with different opinions.
♪ lied about he's a gentleman ♪
That's not true!
They're just different countries.
He's a foreigner, a foreigner.
But, uh, but...
Uh, Mr. Matsumoto?
Yes! Yes!
Can I ask you something about your image?
What?!
What's your final image?
Um, target democracy!
Target democracy?!
Leader!
Yes! Leader!
Yes! You know, right? If you have a good intuition!
What did you say?
Target democracy!
W-what?
What's your final image?
Hit him!
It's growing!
He's a taxi driver!
What about me?
Yes, he's...
Inaho.
Inaho is shaking, love is shaking!
He's a taxi dr-driver!
You should start.
Azake!
Yes!
This sound!
Yes! I got it!
Yes!
Target democracy!
Target democracy?!
Isn't that a robot?!
Buan buan buan!
Shibuya boy!
You!
Target democracy!
You!
Yes! I got it!
Oh, you've changed!
You've gotten much shorter!
This is hard!
It's hard to sing after all!
This is hard...
Keep going and sing!
Isn't that the F-7 from the dog novel?
I don't know...
What?
What?!
What is it?!
It's the F-7!
Oh, this is...
This is the F-7!
This is already decided...
F-7!
It's solidified!
It's moving there!
I can't go in! It's solidified!
I can see what you're saying!
The car is in a strange position and the color of confusion is not hidden.
It looks like it's struggling a lot.
It's a B-front minor.
It's getting better, Mr. Matsubo.
OK!
Minor.
Yes, minor.
Let's go with a minor change.
That's bad!
Thank you!
Put your hands together.
Mr. Matsubo!
Yes!
I don't want it to be messed up, so can you show me what it's like?
OK, I'll show you.
I don't know how to do it.
I 'm a taxi driver.
All right, back.
All right.
It's comic band.
(Laughs)
Well, all OK!
(Laughs)
It's fast!
Thank you!
It's like that, but!
Oh, is that so?
Well, there were some funny places, but basically try it with that!
Yes, I understand!
It's hard to get in, isn't it?
I don't know anything!
Ganga! Hang in there!
I don't know at all!
If you say so, I'll think about it!
This one!
Which one?
This one!
It doesn't matter!
Believe in yourself!
This one!