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Next, the final match of Ritton Mizuno's "Lonely Life" final pro-wrestling match!
Tonight is Mizuno's "Lonely Life" final match.
Let's go!
Ritton Mizuno's final match, human nuclear power Ritton Mizuno is here!
What do you think?
I'm already slipping at this stage.
Human nuclear power!
Nuclear power! Nuclear power!
Gale's power is only nuclear power.
It's called "human nuclear power".
Today, for the first time in his 37 years of independent life,
he's going on a first date.
Will he be able to get a wonderful girlfriend
and welcome the most explosive summer of his life?
How old are you now?
I'm 37.
You're 37?
Yes, I'm 37.
And you don't have a girlfriend yet, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't have a girlfriend?
I'm already slipping at this stage.
You're already slipping at this stage.
I see.
I'll have to work harder.
Today, we're doing this in a professional wrestling format.
Yes, yes.
But you're going on a first date.
Yes, yes.
We're doing this in a professional wrestling format.
I see.
Let's see how much you can appeal to that person.
I understand!
Your first date.
Yes.
May I be your first date?
Yes!
Here he is!
Yes!
What a handsome man!
Yes!
This is it!
A real first date!
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Rei Morikawa.
Yes, yes.
And I'm currently a gay woman!
Yes!
I have something I want to do for you.
I'll make you a meal full of love.
That's great!
What about cooking?
I'm good at it.
You're good at it?
Yes.
You can make anything?
Yes.
That's great!
Let's start with the bouquet!
Yes!
I'll give you the bouquet first.
Yes!
Good luck!
Thank you!
Good luck!
That's great!
Tonight, I want you and me...
to go on a first date.
Let's go!
That's great!
Wow!
It's OK! It's OK!
140 pounds, Thai kickboxer, Chiron Kestumrit!
Is that his real name? I just memorized it!
It's amazing!
130 pounds...
He's done it! He's done it!
Human being...
Ritton Mizu!
I did it! I did it!
I wanna see you run! I wanna see you run!
You're last, Mizumoto-san!
I'm fine!
Fight!
Get out of there!
Fight!
Fight! Fight!
I'm fine!
Dragon-kun! Dragon-kun!
I'm fine!
Look at her! She can't run!
Seven!
She can't run!
Eight!
Fight!
Last one!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm fine!
Ouch!
Fight!
Yes!
I'm fine!
It's like throwing a towel!
Yes!
Fight!
Make a timing, everyone!
Fight!
Yes!
That's right!
Yes!
That's not right!
You can't fall like that!
Fight!
Hit me in the face!
Punch me in the face!
Ouch!
That hurts!
Ouch!
But everyone, this is not about the result of the fight!
I've already told her, but I don't know how much Mizuno was able to appeal to her!
Well, Morikawa Rei-san!
Yes!
Please judge!
Please!
Thank you!
The judgment is!
Please!
No!
Why?
I think you did your best, but I like strong people...
Classy!
Very classy!
The judgment is also a failure!
Do it again!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Let me do it one more time, please!
Now, there's a cry for me to do it again.
Let's have it reappear!
Human nuclear power!
Ritton!
Mizuna!
Appears!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
It's Hinsoya again!
Izumo-san's match,
Hanataba-jou,
is here!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes, that's right.
Yes!
Are you ready? This is...
Yamato Nadeshiko-san!
Fuwa Marika-san!
Yes!
She's funny and always makes me laugh.
I see.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's okay.
Let's start with Fuwa-san's match, Hanataba-jou.
Yes!
You can do it!
Yes.
If you don't mind, let's go eat.
Yes.
At my meatball restaurant in Tadosu.
Then sit in the back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's go, Marika and Izumo!
This is your match,
your opponent's match!
Wow!
One minute starts now.
Whoa!
Okora, 140 pounds, face, human element.
Ritton!
Mizuno!
Face, human element...
Let's go!
Whoa!
Mizuno! Face!
Are you ok?
You guys are all weak!
Whoa!
What's up?
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
Oh! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go for it! Go! Go!
Go from the back of the corner!
Go from the top rope!
Top rope! Top rope!
What's going on?
Go from the top rope!
Go! Go! Go!
Oh! Go! Go!
Hahaha!
Mau!
Yes! I won!
Mizuno wins!
I don't like this anymore!
I said I don't like it anymore!
This is not a vibe!
You're dead, aren't you?
I'm...
Ah! He's dead!
However!
The verdict is in favor of him.
That's right!
But it won't reach his ears, will it?!
Please give us your verdict!
The verdict is...
This time, the primitive power was non-existent!
Well, it was like that, but I watched it.
There's a possibility!
Baku...
Ora!
Now, everyone!
Everyone!
I'm glad you all came today!
Actually...
I'm also seeing this for the first time today.
Now!
Let me introduce you all!
I'm Mamoru Takahashi, and I've just been born!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What do you want to be?
I like it a lot, you know!
Really?!
No way! Which one?!
It's like...
It's like "bota mochi" (Japanese rice cake)
No, no...
There are pros and cons.
Oh, is that so?
Some people say that the previous one is better...
Well, I'm on that side, but...
Wait, wait, wait!
That's...
Let me say it without being polite...
Yes, yes...
The one who says that the previous one is better...
Look, it's like this!
No, it's like this...
Stop it, stop it!
Look, look!
The one who says that the current one is better...
Look, look!
The one who says that the current one is better...
That's...
That's because you're talking about people!
That's really wild!
No, I'll be honest with you...
I thought it would be weirder...
When I got home, I kept looking in the mirror...
No...
It's not wild...
It's gone...
It was wild when I had hair...
But now...
It's like a fool!
No way!
It's really cool!
It's like you're being bullied!
Is it?
If you do it like this, I think it's really worth it...
No, but...
It's not like you do it like this all the time!
When you do it normally...
You have big eyes...
It's like...
It's like me!
It's not cute anymore...
It's not scary anymore...
It's like...
It's like you're being bullied!
Hey!
I really like it!
But no one around me says it's okay!
That's true!
But today, I...
I went into the opening scene...
And I was in a different room...
Oh, you're finally here!
Oh, you're here!
As soon as I said it...
Nahahaha!
I said it with such a loud voice...
What's with you?!
Now you're saying it!
Now I'm going to watch you from afar!
No, you were in front of the opening with a red towel...
Are you used to it?
I am used to it! But I'm not used to it myself.
Oh, I see.
You know, in the bathroom...
No, no, show me your back.
My back is like this!
You...
If you showed me your back before I exposed you, I wouldn't know!
Now, you know...
When you go to the bathroom...
Well, normally you do it...
But you forget you don't have hair.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you go to the bathroom...
Without knowing it, you look in the mirror and go "Huh?!"
For a moment you're like "Ugh!"
Ugh!
Why?!
Why do I have to go like this?!
It's like you're in a state of panic.
Like you're like "Enemy!"
Ugh!
It's like you're like "Ugh!"
Until now you had beautiful hair...
So you could only go like this...
But now you can go like this!
No, it's not like that...
Um...
Why can't you say it's better?!
I want you to say it's better!
No, but...
The shape of my head is good!
It's really good!
It's really good, right?!
The shape of my head is good!
That's right!
I can't do it!
Because I'm bald!
I just got beaten up...
And also...
Yes?!
Um...
When you got burned too much...
What do you mean "burned too much"?
In the sun...
Yes, yes, yes...
Your face...
Yes, yes, yes...
And also...
You know...
Like a "bota" character...
No, "bota"...
No, no, if you're an amateur, you can't say that.
Um...
"Bota mochi kae"?
"Bota mochi" is "regular" in Japanese and "bota kae" is "bota mochi" in English.
It's really cool when you say "bota mochi" in Japanese, though...
"kae"?
I don't know what "jin" means...
There's a place where nationality is unknown...
So you're a mysterious "matchan" again...
I don't know if I should say "matchan", though...
Even though you're mysterious...
Well, you know...
My admiration for you is...
"double boze"?
No, it's "double hage" instead of "double kae"!
"Hage" is bad!
How about that?
I don't care about your head shape!
I don't like it!
If you look at me from the front, my head is like this...
Like a spear squid?
Like a spear squid!
This is tough!
If you look at me from the side, my head is like this!
It's pointed and pointed!
You don't have "hage", do you?
I don't have "hage"!
Why?
Because...
You're so beautiful!
Really?
Because you raised me so well!
You're right!
Really...
Because you were a "mongen goji".
Because you're a "mongen goji", you don't have "hage" time!
You're "mongen goji", you're so beautiful!
Thank you very much.
Speaking of "bosu" (boss in Japanese)
You know those weird ones with little flies and all?
Yes, yes, yes.
They're beautiful, aren't they?
Thank you very much.
Would you like to form a duo with me?
Since the last broadcast,
we've been seeing Hotaru's wedding scenes from Northern countries every night,
and Matsumoto-san is crying.
You know Sada Masashi's famous song "la la la la la la" right?
I heard there are lyrics to it, what kind of poem is it?
I heard there really was a poem like that.
Really?
It's just that Sada Masashi said "sada ahoka" to Kuramoto-san.
He said "awan".
That's "awan", it's different.
He said "tangai tonnen" to me.
No, it's not like...
I don't like "tangai tonnen" that much.
Tell me.
What is it?
What are you talking about?
You're saying it sideways.
The lyrics are...
What kind of song was it?
You know it the best!
It's not "la la" but "ah ah" right?
It says "la la" here, so I'll say it.
This kind of thing is a little embarrassing.
No matter how much you pretend you're telling a joke...
Okay, Sada Masashi-san.
Yes.
Please sing it for us.
Okay, Sada Masashi and I will sing it for you.
There's a song like that!
Please sing it for us.
Jun hotaru wa la la
La la
Jun hotaru wa la la
Hokkaido comes to mind, doesn't it?
Does it?
- Are we talking properly? - Yes, we are.
- Did I interrupt you too early? - No, you didn't.
- I'm sorry. - No, you didn't.
- I'm begging you. - Jun Hotaruwarara...
- I can't show you properly. - I'm sorry.
- I can't show you properly. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- Please. - Please.
Jun Hotaruwarara...
Tanaka Kunierarara...
Jun and Hotaru are called by their roles.
Why does my father call me "Tanaka Kunie"?
Don't call me by my real name.
What does my father do for a living?
Well...
A little bit of muscle.
- What does Tanaka Kunie do for a living? - What is it?
Are you still doing it now, you idiot?
Don't call me "Tanaka Kunie".
- Well... I'm sorry. - What does Tanaka Kunie do for a living?
- Tanaka Kunie is... - I couldn't think of any other name.
- What was it again? - Gorou. - Ah, Gorou!
- Gorou! - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know if it's "Tanaka Kunie".
Is it okay?
Please!
Jun Hotaruwarara...
Kuramoto...
No matter what I say today, everyone's eyes are on me.
That's right.
No matter what I say...
It's hard to do something now.
But you know, when I talk with people who look down, they don't look up much, so I tend to look around a little.
It's like that now.
Wait a minute.
You're looking at me from the farthest place.
You know, you prepare something like a face in front of you and say, "Today I'm going to do my hair like this."
Don't you come to the set like that?
Sometimes you have this long...
Kimura Takuya-style long hair...
Sometimes you have this afro-like hair like this...
You know, my hair is already fast for the rest of my life.
If that's the case, I'll think about it, too!
That's right. If you hadn't found out about it, you wouldn't know what I was doing.
You wouldn't know.
I'd have thought about it, and at first, I'd have thought about who would say what.
I wish someone like...
That idiot would say it.
It's not fair!
You know, drunk people usually get sober, but when they drink, they don't know what's going on anymore.
They do feel like they need to get sober, but they don't forget that they're drunk.
A while back, when I went out for a drink with someone, the guy next to me was completely drunk.
He started drinking like crazy and started writing with his hands in his pocket.
And in his face, he was like "Gaaaaah!"
And he said, "Put your hands in your pockets, too!"
So you don't get scared!
Breaking news!
The rival of Gakinasukai's forever rival, Morimanto Yamazaki, has finally arrived in Tokyo.
It's time for the final battle!
Will Morimanto or Yamazaki be the winner?!
We will, we will rock you!