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Love is shaking, love is shaking, he is a taxi driver.
Is it going to end suddenly?
It's easy to break up at any time.
Good evening.
Today, it's 30 minutes away, but I'll be frank with you.
I'm not energetic.
Who? Who? The customer?
The customer is not energetic.
What? What?
Well, I don't like the taxi driver's song that much either.
Well, I'm already saying my feelings somewhere else.
What are you saying?
I've been saying it for a long time.
Well, it's okay, but it's like that.
Well, you know, this time, you know, they did it.
What?
They did it.
What?
From the northern country.
What do you mean they did it?
Do you mean they didn't do it?
What?
Stop it, you!
That's dirty, isn't it?
No, I'm sorry, I didn't see it.
Oh, you didn't see it.
It's been a while.
Well, three hours and two days, it's been three and a half hours.
No, no, I cried.
I cried!
You're crying!
Well, you know, to be honest, I saw it for the first time...
I saw it for the second time.
For the last 30 minutes of the second day, I saw it for the second time.
Because I was recording it.
Because you were recording it!
I saw it.
Yes, yes, yes.
And because I saw it for the second time, I wanted to cry again.
I wondered what it would be like if I saw it for the second time.
To be honest, I saw it for the second time yesterday...
Is it expensive?
No, it's not like that.
This time, death and marriage are the themes.
That's cowardly...
Well, you'll see it soon, won't you?
No, I've never seen that series.
I'm sorry.
If you think about it, you know...
Wouldn't it be better if you saw it from the beginning?
But...
But I think you can keep up with it.
By the way, Soutan-nii-chan is dead.
Who said that?!
I know that!
Soutan-nii-chan!
I've never seen you say that!
You don't know Soutan-nii-chan, so you don't know anything!
No, but...
Since you said it first, I've never seen you say it!
No, Soutan-nii-chan is Iwaki Koichi-san, but...
Ah, I know that! I know Iwaki-san.
Ah, that person is dead!
He was alive for a long time!
Of course!
That drama was made about 20 years ago.
If a person who was alive for a long time dies...
Isn't it tough?
Ah, that's true.
And then, Hotaru gets married.
And before that, Soutan-nii-chan dies.
And his wife gives a speech...
But actually, Soutan-nii-chan was really looking forward to this wedding ceremony.
And then, um...
He was practicing his speech...
He put it on a cassette tape...
"I found it!" He says and writes it!
A dead person says "congratulations" from a cassette tape!
You know, it's like...
You know, if you put it on the side you're making, you'll be a good customer!
That's what I'm trying to do!
This time, they really did it.
It can't be helped.
There are a lot of funny parts.
And in the end, Soutan-nii-chan's wife gives a speech...
But actually, she's already dead.
And then, Soutan-nii-chan gets all flustered...
And then, at the end of the speech...
Daddy, you'll catch a cold!
Is there something in my kimono?
I looked at it and there was a picture of Soutan- nii-chan.
Ah, I see.
And then, again...
Is there something in my kimono?
But you were dancing naked with your legs up before that!
No, I mean...
Where did you put that picture of yours?
Idiot!
Like, time passes, you know?
You were hiding it here before dancing, and dancing like "waah"
And you put it in like this after you put it in.
You're crying looking at it like that!
I can't stand it!
You're crying a lot.
Well, with that said...
It was really embarrassing.
You're a representative of good songs.
You know, Sada Masashi's songs are cowardly.
How many times does he sing them?
If it wasn't for him, I don't know what I'd do.
I'd cry dancing to that song!
That's not true!
No matter how naked I am, I'd still cry dancing to that song!
That's not true!
I'd definitely cry dancing to it!
No, there's been a lot of things up until now because of that song!
Last year, when I got tired of Sada Masashi's songs,
he put in a trumpet!
Even with a drum, it didn't work.
That's right.
This time, he really did it.
That's right.
So you can tell just by looking at it?
Then I'll really lend you the video!
Next time, what do you think?
It's six and a half hours!
It's three and a half hours.
If you look at it over and over again, you can't tell which country it's from.
No, no, no.
No, it's a northern country.
Even if it's a northern country, you can't tell which country it's from.
If you look at it like that, you can stop later.
Oh, is that so?
Well, I do have some complaints about it.
I shouldn't say it out loud, but I do have some complaints about it.
There's also a funny scene.
That's right. I don't know why Jun and Miyazawa Rei live apart!
Even if you say that, I don't know!
It's like they forced themselves apart!
It's not like...
It's not like you have to work in a convenience store when you're apart!
Well, that's true...
It's not like you used to be an AV actress!
I used to be an AV actress.
I don't know why you have to work in a convenience store when you're at home.
If you do that and that...
Where do you do it?
The side...
It's not like you have to work in a convenience store when you're at home!
I thought you might have gone to a weird place.
Well, we'll see.
No, really. Please delete it.
Is that so?
Will you?
I will.
I see...
Thank you very much.
What are you going to do?
That's funny! A life game!
I was free last night, so I played a life game.
That's funny!
That's funny and interesting.
Oh, really?
Yes!
At first, you have to choose a salaryman course or...
A business course!
I chose a business course.
Yes.
I became a talent!
Yes, yes.
It's amazing if you become a talent!
From now on, when you get paid, you get a hundred or a thousand or something for every turn you make.
Gala...
That's good.
Salary...
I thought, "Wow, I really am a talent!"
Then, somewhere...
I've been making a lot of money as a talent, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Then, the next day, I stopped at three or something, and I became a bestseller!
If you publish a book, you become a bestseller!
That's amazing!
Then, I was supposed to make a lot of money.
I made a lot of money, and I became a talent.
Yes.
Suddenly, I didn't like it, and I started working part-time.
No way!
That's what you say.
Gala, you've become amazing!
Because it's a part-time job, right?
That's right.
Before that, I was married.
Yes.
You know, the term "wife".
Yes.
It sounds like a lie, but when I started working part- time and started working, my wife fell apart.
I didn't know you hated it!
I became the same as you, a talent!
It's funny.
Well, well, well...
I didn't mean it like that, but...
But it's been around for a long time, so it's still popular.
Yeah, it is.
That's life's game.
Yeah, life's game.
It's fun, right?
I don't play it.
Are you going to Okinawa?
What for?
Huh?
What for?
It's vacation, right?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, you're going?
Yeah.
I'm going to change this summer, so I hope you'll take care of me.
Huh? What's going to change about you going to Okinawa?
I'm going to be a comforter.
Why?
I'm going to be bolder.
I think I'm going to be bolder than I think.
What do you mean by "bolder than you think"?
I think I'm going to be more manly.
I'm going to appeal more and walk more.
Left, right, left, right...
No, no, that doesn't matter.
No, of course!
People who are watching TV and living like this...
Yes?
In the summer...
Yes?
You've changed, haven't you?
Oh, what are you talking about?
What do you mean?
First of all, I'm going to change my hairstyle.
Oh, that's true, you've changed, haven't you?
You've changed, haven't you?
What are you talking about?
Do you have a problem with that?
I'm going to split my hair in half.
Split it in half?
Split it in half.
I'm going to...
I'm going to split it in half.
By the way, what's wrong with your head?
It's not scary at all.
I also shaved my head when I was a candidate.
Is it round in the back?
It's round.
Oh, that's good.
I have a lot of hair.
Oh, is that so?
So there was a time when my hair was smooth.
But you still have a lot of hair.
Whatever you do, it doesn't matter.
What is that?!
Are you having fun tonight?!
Well, Issei doesn't treat me like that.
I'm not like that.
Huh?! I know you say that, but if you do it, you'll be called a liar again.
No, I did it.
You're hiding it, aren't you?!
I'll hide it.
Look forward to it.
If you come back to Okinawa, you'll be popular.
You'll probably be ugly.
I don't know if you'll say I'm ugly.
If you get used to it, you might even get a tattoo.
I hope you get one!
Where do you want me to get it?!
Right here.
You want me to get it here?!
What are you doing?!
You look like a devilman.
What are you talking about?!
Are you all gay?!
Right?!
Are you going back to your hometown?
What do you think?
Most of you are from the countryside, right?
Are there any of you from Tokyo?
Look at me!
I'm all from my hometown!
You guys are scary!
Aren't there that few?!
You look like you're from Tokyo!
Are you stupid?!
Aren't there that few?!
Can you say you're from Tokyo again?
That's it!
But you look like you're from the countryside.
Did you make this show?
Where are you from?!
For example, you.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?!
Ibaraki Prefecture...
Wow, so you do speak...
...standard Japanese.
You're speaking standard Japanese right now!
I'm speaking...
...western Japanese.
Standard Japanese!
Western Japanese!
I can't do it...
I want to send you something...
...in a cardboard box.
Right?
I'll send you something.
I want you to send me something.
I see, I see...
I'll send you...
...my sister's summer clothes.
They're not summer clothes...
...they're cardboard boxes I used to use.
I see, I see...
They don't say "food"...
...they don't say "clothes"...
...they just say what I used to wear.
I see...
It's tough...
You can do it!
I can only do my best!
Right?
It's really...
...getting blue.
Right?!
Well, now...
...well...
...I'll give you about two minutes...
...so you can think about your parents.
Meanwhile, I'll play a song by Sadah Masashi.
I see...
That's how it is...
Yes.
Well...
Let's move on.
Stop it!
You were kicking really hard!
Mr. Mazumosu...
...who says his hobby is watching people...
Yes, yes...
...why do people...
...shake poor people?
Ah...
What exactly is...
...shaking poor people?
Please tell me...
...the true nature of shaking poor people.
Do you know...
...the idiom of shaking poor people?
No, I don't.
Well...
Even if you shake...
...someone who has money...
...nothing happens.
I see...
Do you know it?
You just said a good name for a long time, didn't you?
I don't care.
You know, you can shake off the rich and take the rich with you.
But I don't like to be taken.
You don't like to be taken, but you can afford it, can't you?
But what do you think will happen if you shake off the poor?
It's a big deal.
What is it?
It's...
"Bibitte Motte".
"Nainoni"!
"Tatatatan"!
I don't care about the rhythm.
Rhythm...
That kind of rhythm is...
"Tatatatan"!
It's not like that.
This is "Poor Yusui".
This is "Nainoni".
"Tatatatan"!
It's too long!
I'm cutting it off.
I'm cutting off your legs.
Shut up!
This is what I think it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you think you are right about it?
But is it a lie to say that you will become poor if you keep doing "Poor Yusui" all the time?
No, it's not like that.
I'm originally poor.
I see.
Yes.
That's what it is.
It's a phrase that poor people say.
The poor people who have been taken away say "tatatatan".
"Tatatatan"!
So watch people who do "Poor Yusui".
Watch it at a cafe or anywhere.
People who do "Poor Yusui" do it properly.
"Tatatatan"!
It's like "tapapapan"!
"Tapapapan"!
I've never seen it like that.
"Nainoni"!
"Okane"!
"Nainoni"!
It fits the rhythm.
Well, why do people do bimbo yuzui?
Of course we know the language.
But for now, I think there are people who do it.
I do it too, but...
Ah! Then why do you do it?
Do you do bimbo yuzui?
When I notice it, it's like I'm doing it while eating.
What are you talking about?
What you're doing is bimbo yuzui.
What are you talking about?
You probably don't do bimbo yuzui either.
It's not normal, but it was expensive.
Even though you didn't have it.
It was expensive.
No, it depends on the person, right?
It depends on the person.
So I want you to keep an eye on that area.
Don't you do it?
I don't do it.
After all, I'm raised in a Western way.
How many times do you have to say Western?
What is it?
No, my parents taught me not to do that.
Don't do it?
When you don't like it, just cut it with a knife and a fork.
That's what they taught me.
You put rice on top of the fork and eat it, right?
After all, you have to eat steak first and then eat it.
Why are you hiding it and eating it?
No, my mother taught me that.
Keep an eye on that area.
What did you say?
Your mother told you to eat, right?
Eat this!
Masato-shi! Masato-shi!
Don't talk back! It's expensive!
Eat this now!
Keep an eye on that area!
Watermelon juice!
Watermelon is delicious, so...
My dad...
is better at making watermelons, so...
He's like a boy!
He's not stupid at all!
[Noise canceling]
If Matsumoto-san uses sugoi-matsumoto-san...
what happens if you use Viagra?
First of all, how much do you know about Viagra?
We have to talk about that. We don't even know about it in the prefecture.
There's nothing we don't know about it!
No, no, you seem like you don't know.
You don't know about Viagra?
No, you're right, aren't you?
"Wow, you're so immature, you.
No, it's easy to understand, let me explain.
It's a hot topic now and it's hard to get it in Japan, but people who haven't had it until now say it's a great thing to drink it.
I'm still fine, I sell my veins, red and blue are like this.
Red and blue?
Red veins and blue veins are like this.
It's red.
But it's been like this for a while now.
It's not that red.
Bang, bang!
It's that bad?
It's that bad.
It's green.
It's disgusting!
You're the one who's talking about it!
What happens when you drink Viagra?
You think it'll explode, right?
That's not how it works in this world.
You know what?
When you try to drink something that's already in front of you and try to drink something that's further in front of you...
You'll go like "duuuun" and get drunk.
I'll try my best.
Then you'll hold a shiba inu and go like "duuuun" and get drunk.
I'll hold a hiccup and get drunk.
No, no, you'll go like "duuuun" and get drunk.
You'll go like "duuuun" and get drunk.
So you're drinking and after about 10 minutes you'll go "duuuun" and get drunk.
After that, I'll keep drinking until morning.
How do you say it? "You drink a lot"?
To put it simply, you drink a lot.
Well, yeah.
But you know...
I know it sounds weird, but you can't drink anymore.
So...
Why?
Well, if you drink like a shop boy, you'll get back to normal.
You'll get back to normal, but you'll get back to "fuaah" again.
So you drink more?
You'll get back to "fuaah" again.
That's funny.
When the wind blows by, you'll get back to "fuaah" again.
I want to try "fuaah" again.
Because the wind goes under you.
fuaah
That's light.
When it comes from me, I get back to "fuaah" again.
I get back to "fuaah" again.
During a boxing match, if the second throws in a towel, it automatically means a loss.
What else does "throwing in something else" mean?
Boxing is a lonely world.
No matter what the trainer or coach says, once the match begins, it's a lonely world.
You can't do anything about it.
By "throwing in something else", you can say "this is what I'm thinking about".
"This is what I'm thinking about", you can say "this is what I'm thinking about".
So you're saying "please stop", right?
It means "don't hit me anymore", right?
Yes, the towel and all.
Yes, yes.
And well, I watch most of the matches, so I watch "throwing in something else".
What else...
I've thrown in a newspaper once.
Hmm...
Does that have any meaning?
It means "read it".
Seriously, read this newspaper!
No, no, not that.
Read this newspaper later!
Why don't you read it after this?
You just read it, right?
You should read it when you're serious!
No, no, no, no!
Read it!
This parent... this child hit their parent...
Read it!
Like that, right?
I see.
I've seen a lot like that.
It doesn't matter in a match, does it?
You can't throw something that doesn't matter in a match.
It's a battle of loneliness, as I've said many times.
Yes.
So that you don't become lonely.
So you don't lose.
Yes, you don't lose.
I still do a lot of things for you.
Digging CDs and stuff like that.
What, what, what?
Digging CDs and stuff like that.
You can't ask me about digging CDs in a match.
No, look at this roundness!
Yeah, but it's a match, so...
It's fine as long as it's over!
It's fine as long as it's over.
You call it the digital age!
You know that, don't you?
In today's world.
No, that has something to do with me!
What?
You hit me here and there and you still hit me like that.
What's with you?
You haven't seen this digital age!
What do you mean?
Have you ever seen a digital being hit like that?
I know what you mean.
You don't have understanding power.
It's not about understanding power.
I just threw it because it doesn't make sense.
By throwing it,
you can do something like
OK, let's do it!
You know what I mean, right?
If you think like that,
you should have thrown it yourself.