AISubs v3.4
First, "Gaki no Tsukai" Ara-hen.
Next, "Suga Presents"
Win, win, win all you want!
"Arashi"'s "Over the Top"!
Now, the four of us will be a team...
Yes!
...and battle against the general public in "death mode"!
And also!
Yes!
Within one hour of the time limit...
Yes!
...we'll win ten times in a row!
Yes!
In other words, if the five of us win two times in a row...
...this "Suga Producer" prize money...
...will be returned to you!
What a wonderful project!
Among the five of you, who is the strongest?
This is no longer a topic...
Yes, is it not allowed?
This is already...
No, I'm not allowed!
But you don't know who you'll battle against, do you?
Maybe you'll battle against a woman or a child, you don't know, do you?
If I battled against a woman or a child, I would have done this with all my might!
What is this?
With all my might!
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Let's decide who goes first!
Yes!
This is the order decided by rock-paper-scissors!
Matsumoto goes first, then Hamada, Endo, Kanaka, and Yamasaki's line-up!
If you're first, you won't make it!
Not at all!
Now, let's hear from the Japanese TV announcer, Terashima!
Oh!
Hello!
Terashima here!
I'm in this alley, one step away from that room.
I'm going to catch the target you've chosen and bring it to you later.
I've got a gun!
I'm going to talk to the next person in the alley.
I see!
So, you're the first one in.
Is this an alley?
It's an alley!
So, we've been waiting for you. How was it?
Oh!
The alley came out!
You're the mother who came out.
You've come in, haven't you?
Yes!
You've come in.
Oh!
You're in trouble!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm from Japanese TV.
Yes!
I'm a little tired.
I'm playing a little game on the show.
I'll be done in a little while, so I'd like you to cooperate with me.
I'll be done in about five minutes.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Then, I'll use this person!
Yes!
First bird!
The company employee, Quarter Killer, who is playing with Matsumoto!
Which one are you going to use?
Right or left?
Right... Oh, then I'll use either one.
Yes!
It's still the same!
He's done it!
At least...
At least do it in one row!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Seriously, do it like that!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What? I can't do the second row!
Why not?!
It hurts so much!
It's fast!
I can't do it for three or four people like this!
It's impossible!
It's a tie, Horito!
Next is me, right?
Yes! Yes!
I'm going!
Next, Hamada's opponent in the alley is a woman!
In the second window, Hamada's opponent is a company employee, Nakamiho!
Yamasaki is probably in trouble.
No, I'm not in trouble!
I'm a man!
Yamasaki looks like he's in trouble.
No, I'm not in trouble!
Yamasaki...
I... I can't do it many more times.
Anyway, do you want to go to Yamasaki?
Do you want me to do it?
He's here!
Do you want me to do it?
All right!
I've already chosen!
Hamada or Yamasaki?
Please decide which one looks like it will win.
Me or Yamasaki?
Yes, your opponent.
The one that looks like it will win.
Yes! I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
This is...
Now, Hamada has decided to move to Yamasaki!
Go!
What?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! My legs are floating! My legs are floating!
Damn it...
Hey!
Is that how you do it?
You...
What are you doing?
I'm not in trouble at all!
I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!
Did you win?
I won, but...
Welcome!
Nishio!
Hey!
Well, well...
You're dead.
Are you serious?
Terashima!
Yes?
Bring me the next one who came in!
The next one who came in, right?
Endo's opponent for third place is Yaragiya, the company employee!
This is interesting.
Yes, yes.
This is interesting.
Well, well...
But...
I didn't say much, so...
You say it!
You shut up!
I'll say it! I'll give you advice!
Ready...
Go!
I'm counting on you!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
You...
You did a lot of work!
There are only 36 minutes left.
From Hama-chan to Jun.
Only 36 minutes?
I see.
I can't lose anymore!
I see, I see.
You're tough!
Yes!
Endo's defeat starts from the beginning!
How is Hama's 60-year-old self doing?
Ready...
Go!
I'm counting on you!
You're tough!
I'm counting on you!
You won!
It can't be helped! He's a father of 60 years old! I can't lose!
Alright, let's double your father's position!
Next up is a high school girl, Marisa Fukushima!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Ready... - Go!
- Kenta, where are you going? - Watch out!
- You did it! - You did it!
I was a little relaxed, but it was dangerous!
I was about to do it like Mr. Hamada!
- You were pushed quite a bit, weren't you? - Yeah, I was pushed quite a bit!
Seriously, it was dangerous!
The opponent for the third place is a late student, Takeo Nakagawa!
- Ready... Go! - Yes!
- Why?! - Wait!
- You did it! - You did it!
It's floating again!
It stinks!
Alright!
But things are going well!
Endo won against a street vendor!
And Tanaka won against a schoolgirl!
And of course, Hamada won against a lucky child!
With this, Matsumoto is in the fourth place!
- Alright, next! - Yeah!
- Let's do our best! - Wait for me!
- This is the first time we've won four in a row! - Yeah!
Matsumoto won against a karate student, Sato Tadashi!
- I used to do karate too, when I was in middle school and high school. - Really?!
- You don't look like it at all! - But you know...
- I'm 8'9"! - 8'9"!
- Do you know how much that is?! - Cute!
- 8'9"! - Cute!
- You can't do this! - You can do it!
For now, you can lose, but you can do it!
I won't lose in one shot!
Ready... Go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Hey! - Hey!
- That's impossible! - That's impossible!
- Right?! - That's impossible!
- How did you know?! - You're strong!
- You can tell just by looking! - What should we do?!
- Five in a row! Five in a row! - Then...
- Five in a row! - Five in a row!
- Five in a row! Five in a row! - Five in a row!
- It was wrong of me to say "one shot"! - That's right!
- Anyway, we'll start with Yamazaki! - Yeah!
- One shot... - Come on, you!
After changing the rules, the first battle...
Yamazaki vs. Hamata!
Yamazaki manages to win!
The second battle... Endo vs. Koro!
Koro manages to win!
The next battle... Tanaka vs. Takuya and Kusaya!
Tanaka wins this time!
And so, Hamata beats the 70-year-old old man...
...and wins four consecutive wins!
Now, the 300,000 yen prize is in Matsumoto's hands!
- Let's say this! - Yeah!
- Let's do it last! - Yeah!
- Let's win! - Yeah!
- Let's do it! - It's last!
- The last challenger who bet 300,000 yen! - Yeah!
- Stop it! Stop it! - That's no good!
- That's no good!
- Stop it! Stop it! - That's no good!
- No! No! - Hey, you!
- Hey! - That's no good!
- It's like you've already measured it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Looks like it's okay! - Yeah! Yeah! - Roger that!
The final battle for 300,000 yen! Matsumoto vs. Roger Smith!
- What is this?! - What is this?! - What is this?!
- Who's the creator of this? - Who's the creator of this?
- Do your best! Don't give up! - Ready... Go!
- Hey, you're laughing! You're laughing! You're laughing!
- That's so corny! - I don't like this! - That's so corny!
- What is this?! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Why are you putting it in?! Huh?! - Come on, beat him up!
- This is like hell! - Just try it! If you're going to do it, do it now!
- He's making me laugh!
(Laughing)
(Music)
(Singing)
This is...
My elbow is weird
Everyone is like...
(Laughing)
(Singing)
Thank you
It's my mission! Yes!
(Laughing)
(Music)
(Laughing)
(Singing)
La la la, even the dog's paw is shaking, even the bird is shaking
He's a taxi driver
Crash, all right!
Back, all right!
Um... I don't know if you're in a good mood or not.
No, I'm fine.
Really?
If you ask me behind my back...
What's wrong? You look blue. What's wrong with you?
It's okay for you to laugh, but you look ugly when you laugh.
Well, everyone looks like that.
You look ugly when you laugh?
Well, you're ugly.
You're ugly.
You're dirty.
Are you stupid? Look at me through the camera.
I'm sorry.
You look blue today.
Um... I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
What's wrong?
I happened to see you in the audience yesterday and last week.
You were talking for about an hour.
But you weren't in the audience for ten minutes!
I'm fine today.
Today's opening won't be that long, will it?
Right?
In terms of time, too.
That's just about right.
Is that so? But I don't feel like talking anymore.
You know, a while back I...
Oh, have you heard of it? I haven't checked it out, so I don't know.
But I have a cockroach coming out of my house.
Oh, you knew about it?
You know, I've been trying my best to get out of there whenever I could.
I've been using a long nozzle version of the Cockroach S.
I've been trying my best to get out of there whenever I could.
But I've never been able to get out of there.
I don't know why, but in my dream...
In my dream, I saw a huge cockroach.
It was about two meters long.
And it said, "You said that about me on TV, didn't you?"
I see.
I was so scared!
I see, I see.
That's scary.
It's really scary, isn't it?!
And when I said, "Yeah," I thought it would get me in trouble.
But when I said, "Yeah," it said, "Don't say it too much."
I only remember how many "yeahs" I said.
So I said, "Don't say it too much," and it said, "Yeah."
And since then, I haven't seen a cockroach.
I wonder what this is.
If you see one, there should be quite a few, right?
There should be, but I think that's probably what it said last night.
That's not what it said...
No, no, no, no.
It said, "That's enough."
Masumoto, that's enough.
Masumoto, you can play in the kitchen now.
What is it?
What do you want me to do?!
I don't know what that meant...
Yeah, I guess that's what it said.
Stop it!
No, it's not like that!
I laugh when it's funny, but I don't know what you're talking about!
Oh, I see...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
Isn't it funny?
It's fine.
Even so, if you're acting like you're mad about something like that,
I'll hit you with one or two buttons at a time!
Don't look down on me like that!
Anyway, we have a lot of things going on today.
What do you have now?
Is it soccer, after all?
Soccer, I guess...
But I'm sorry, but I haven't seen you play before.
I don't really care about soccer.
I'm not interested in it.
Right?
Besides, I don't like people who show off.
Right?!
People who show off...
What's with you?!
People like "I've been supporting you for a while now"
People like "Did you say the word 'soccer' too?!"
People who say it are people who have said it for a long time
People who like soccer and say it for a long time are fine
So it's not only people like that?
It's not only people like that!
Then who is it?!
It's people like ***
Oh, really?!
Yeah
Wait, wait, wait!
It's hard to understand!
What's with you?!
People like ***
Wait, wait, wait!
It's hard to understand!
What's with you?!
People like ***
Why did I say it like that?!
Don't say it so clearly!
What is it?!
Oh, but I'm just like you guys
Is there such a thing?
Yeah, but is there such a thing?
You know, like in "Sports Newspaper" or something like that
There's a picture of Tinofi from that game
In color!
Yeah
No, but I...
Everyone, you know...
But that's just an interview, right?
That's right
It's not like the newspaper is taking a picture of you looking at it
I think that's absolutely wrong
Because...
You're doing this with a megaphone you're supporting, right?!
Yeah
With a TV screen!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's like, "When and where did you take that picture?!"
Yeah, but that's an interview!
That's definitely a lie!
You're not doing it while watching soccer!
You took it days before!
But it's an interview, right?!
It's an interview, right?!
But soccer has nothing to do with it!
It's like you took it the day before you played soccer or something like that!
But you're not doing it while watching soccer!
It's not on the TV!
It's not?!
It's only on the back of the TV!
Oh, I see!
Yeah, it's definitely Magical or something like that!
I don't like that!
I don't like song holes either!
It's like everyone likes soccer!
I've never seen an announcer say "I'm not interested in that!"
But there's got to be one!
Even though there are a lot of announcers, there's no way everyone likes soccer!
That's because...
Why do you say it like that?!
It's a real cold meal!
Is it because of my hot and warm face?!
Why do you say it like that?!
It's fine!
If it's fine, it's fine!
Oh, right!
No one can be a keeper!
It's not a special skill or anything like that!
Special skill...
It's like this, right?
But if you do it like this...
If you do it like this...
Ah, I see!
Why do you say it like that?
What is it?
You can't catch it!
Right!
If you practiced it, you'd know!
How do you practice as a keeper?
You have to kick it or catch it or something like that!
Otherwise you can't practice!
But you can catch anything!
If you can't catch it, you can't catch it!
It can't be helped!
If there was a way to practice tripping on it...
I'd like to do it hard, of course!
You can catch anything you want but you can't catch anything you can't catch!
There's no way to practice...
You can't do anything with a kicker!
That's impossible!
You can't do anything with a kicker!
It's a large field of defense!
But...
You can defend with a kicker but you can't!
No, no, that's too early!
No, that's too early for you to say that, Denjyan Osamu Furahon!
No, no, no!
It's too early for you to say that!
Denjyan Osamu is always at the top, you know!
Besides...
If it's a really big one, you'll be fine, won't you?
Even if it's big, it has limits, you know!
What are you talking about?
That...
Is there a guy this big whose hands are stretched out full of goals?
Isn't there?
There's no way there's a guy like that, you know!
You think you can say that?
I can't say that!
Even if it's a big one, it has limits, you know!
Are you stupid?
It's you!
They say that if you have a baby, you'll grow up healthy.
But if you have a baby, how will you grow up?
They say that a lot, don't they?
Like, like...
We've heard "hug me", haven't we?
I think of the rant scene of Sumo Wrestler in Naruto.
I think of sumo wrestler in Naruto.
I've actually fought against Sumo Vinter.
That's a different story, though.
Darn it!
I couldn't use that at all.
Should we make you play around with it?
"This starts and ends," they say.
I don't know what's going on in my head!
It's like...
I can still feel the tingle I felt when I grabbed it.
Stop it!
It was sexual harassment.
Well, the question is about how the old man raises the baby.
Well, it's going to be sick, right?
What's wrong with you?
The other day at Itao's wedding party, you beat up Hong Kong's son a lot, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
How many months has it been since you beat up Hong Kong's son?
Hey!
You idiot!
How many times did you do it?
He was a man.
You beat him up right away.
That's not it.
What's wrong with you?
I just felt sorry for him.
That's not it.
Then what is it?
No matter what it is, don't just look at me.
That's what I want to say.
What do you mean?
It's true that I beat up Hong Kong's son in front of you.
But even if you don't look at me, Hong Kong's son is doing the same thing to me.
If you don't look at me, I won't go anywhere.
He's starting to move.
That's not it.
Isn't he cute?
Of course he is.
You haven't talked about it yet and you say he's cute.
If you talk about it, it's even cuter.
No, it's not like that.
At his age...
It's not like that.
Even if you say it like that, it doesn't look this way, does it?
No, it's different!
That's why you say it like that!
Because you're scared of that face, you say it like that!
Even so, everyone is happy.
In the past, there were three-step jumps and seven-step jumps.
I heard that there were four more after the hop, step and jump.
Mr. Batsumoto, please tell us about the remaining four after the hop, step and jump.
Nowadays, people eat more and more food.
They also do scientific training.
Compared to in the past, their records have increased a lot.
Now, if you don't make it a hop, step and jump, you'll go too far.
That was decided at a meeting.
Go too far?
It was decided at a union meeting.
Union meeting?!
Well, it was decided at a union meeting.
Go too far?
Yes, China and France.
China said that we shouldn't do it, but France said that we should do it.
Japan didn't say anything?
Japan said that it doesn't matter which way we do it.
It seems like they've been thinking about it for a long time.
I didn't know about the seven-step jump.
Because it's target democracy.
The remaining four...
Where is my target democracy going?!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
My target democracy...
I just said it, didn't I?
Yes, yes.
You heard me, didn't you?
Yes, I heard you.
My target democracy, didn't I?
Yes, yes.
I said it, didn't I?
Yes, yes.
You have to do something about it.
Something like a blanket.
Otherwise you'll be all fluffy.
Because you'll catch a cold.
No, it's okay.
That's what I've decided.
Yes, you've said that once before, too.
She'll be all fluffy with a blanket on her.
And the next president will be all fluffy, too.
Do something about it!
Yes, yes.
I'm begging you.
My audience is catching a cold.
It's not about catching a cold.
It's not about catching a cold!
I'm begging you!
Well...
I'm begging you!
But...
Teach me four more.
Teach me four more!
Then let's do it!
What? You're going to do it for me?
Top. Step. Jump.
I'm begging you.
Top. Step. Jump.
It is Eden!
(audience laughing)
Well, you wanna give it a try?
What's with you?!
(audience laughing and clapping)
(upbeat music)
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