AISubs v3.4
RUN BATTLE!
Azuma!
The time has finally come again.
This time, Yamazaki-san...
What about his confidence?
I think he's confident, but...
He's lost twice already. He's lost twice already.
That's right. That's right.
That's also... how do you say it...
It's a kind of loss you can't talk about anymore.
Cheers!
Up until now, the two of them have fought each other twice for their pants.
However, in the face of Moriman's overwhelming power, Yamazaki is helplessly humiliated and defeated several times.
A new fate has been born here.
This time, I thought about various ways of fighting.
I think Yamazaki has something advantageous.
There's a possibility of that.
The match has been prepared for 30 minutes.
A fierce endless battle.
Will Yamazaki get his revenge?
The challenger... Yamasaki-san's entry!
Take your own theme song.
Yamasaki-san!
You lost once or twice in the past.
I saw it twice.
It's not fair!
It's not fair.
You said you saw it!
Don't say it's not fair! Don't say it to me!
But I did it today!
I did it today!
Well, last time it was like that, but now Yamasaki-san is the owner of the bench.
The owner of the bench...
Yes!
His little daughter beat him up!
Are you ready, Yamasaki-san?
Yes!
The champion...
Moriman's entry!
I'm Taneumaman!
Here it comes!
I feel like I've been swallowed up just now.
This is bad, this is bad.
This is bad.
Let's change up the mood...
OK, End-san!
I don't need friends!
They're hard to beat!
Take it!
(applause)
Yamazaki's first choice is...
A face-down match.
At this stage, this is more interesting!
That's right!
Even if it's funny, Yamazaki-san is losing.
Do your best!
I don't have any luck.
Let's go.
Let's go, first round!
Ready...
(ding)
(shouting)
I...
Shut up!
Kick! Kick!
OK! OK!
Down! Down!
That's a scary face!
(laughter)
Both of you have scary faces!
Kick! Kick! You're falling!
(laughter)
This is a good match!
Somewhere! Somewhere!
Oh, it's closed! It's closed!
Oh, it's closed!
It's closed!
(ding)
It's closed!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
You can't blame him!
This is a battle!
It's a battle!
Second match...
Face-down match!
(ding)
Run!
(shouting)
OK! OK!
Go forward! Go forward!
Go forward!
(laughter)
Go forward! Go forward!
Go forward!
(laughter)
Go forward! Go forward!
OK! OK!
(laughter)
(ding)
This is it! This is it!
Mr. Yamazaki! Mr. Yamazaki!
You got hit in the face, didn't you?
Mr. Yamazaki, however, can make a good movie!
He really can make a good movie!
He got hit in the face and flew away!
You're so weak!
This is really...
That hurt!
That hurt, didn't it?
That hurt!
Mr. Yamazaki, can you make a good movie?
There's more! There's more!
Mr. Yamazaki! Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes?
(laughter)
Mr. Yamazaki! Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes?
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Okay, then go ahead and do it.
Alright!
No-kick matchup!
You can't hit me!
You can't hit me when I'm red!
Third round, no-kick matchup!
Ready!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
(laughter)
(bell rings)
(laughter)
Let's do it! Let's do it!
This is...
Hey!
This is funny!
(laughter)
Do it about ten more times!
(laughter)
Last matchup!
What? Last matchup?
(laughter)
Last matchup?
(laughter)
Hot-hot-sweet-and-sour matchup!
Alright!
Fourth round, hot-hot-sweet-and-sour matchup!
(bell rings)
Alright, we're done.
Okay.
Alright!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
(laughter)
(bell rings)
(laughter)
It's over here.
It's over there!
It's there!
It's over there!
It's there!
(bell rings)
You ran away from the stage again!
(laughter)
Boss, it's over! It's over!
Hey! Moriba!
Today...
Today we'll end this!
Wait!
Hey! Don't interfere!
Next time... Fight fair and square in my field!
What are you saying? This is the last match! You only have this corner, don't try to extend it, you bastard!
Shut up! Shut up, you bastard!
Now, it's the last match!
It's the last match!
It was hot earlier, so let's go with water this time.
Yes, that's good.
Let's go with water towels.
Let's go!
Water Towels Fight!
Watch out!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
What are you doing?
OK!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, you bastard?
OK!
Come on, come on!
No, no, not now, not now!
Back!
Bastard!
He's throwing it himself!
That's good!
Catch it! Catch it!
Go! Go! Go!
Go, Moriba!
Listen up!
Yes?
The first thing you shouldn't say is "Help me!"
This is something you should never say as a man who fights.
What did you say?
I said "Help me!"
This is a love of life!
I said "Help me!"
I said "Help me!" clearly.
Let's watch it one more time.
I said "Help me!"
Help me!
(Music)
(Singing)
Even if you say it's crazy!
That's a long speech!
Well, it's not that long,
but I'm the only one in Japan who can say it this much.
Isn't it inevitable?
No, no, no.
Did you see the environment of the past?
No, no, no.
It's not inferior to Yazawa Eguchi either.
Some people say, "Who are you singing about?"
That doesn't matter!
It's a message song!
I can't tell if it's a message or not.
You know, it's strange, but I can't help it.
You know, I can sing this kind of great songs a lot.
"Exit Entry", "Shikari", "Taxi Driver", "Shikari"...
Oh, you mean "Taxi Driver" now?
"Taxi Driver"!
Oh, you mean "Taxi Driver" now?
I didn't know that!
Isn't "Taxi Driver" 1959?
Why is it so old?
No, no, it's not like that now.
I can sing like this,
but no musician or singer wants to die.
"Smap Shikari", "Yuumin Shikari"...
"Yuumin"?
Why don't you say it? It's strange, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
Well, if you say it, you say it, right?
Of course!
It's bound to be a hit.
So you can say it to me.
"Of the Tamioya"...
"Komuro"...
I'll do it for you.
But you've done "Exentric" before, haven't you?
That's a comic version, isn't it?
I can do both serious and comical things.
Oh, is that so?
Do you know this?
The lyrics are good, but who's going to write the song?
Well, I can write songs, but there's nothing I can't do.
Today's taxi driver is a bit of a pervert, isn't he?
What's with you?
I'm giving up my job.
Why don't you go home?
Why don't you pick up the microphone?
I do have one, but...
Oh, you do?
What are you talking about?
You used to be a bit of a pervert, didn't you?
Even now, there's still a bit of a message.
What's with those right eye and left eye?
Right eye and left eye...
Shut up!
I've always been able to do it.
You just said "right eye and left eye"!
What did you do, baby?
For this!
For this, it's worth two million yen.
It's expensive! Expensive!
It's not that expensive!
No, it's really...
It's because I can do it.
This kind of message is...
You guys are putting in more and more of what I'm saying and letting it out, right?
Yes, yes.
All of my good words are filled with messages, so you have to accept them more!
That's right.
Why don't you announce it somewhere?
Announce what?
Let's do it seriously.
Hahaha.
For example...
Write it for me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Or make it a board.
Yes, that's good.
Let everyone see it.
That's good, that's good.
I know a lot about love.
I can sing a lot of love songs.
I don't know if it's a love song or not, but...
You should announce it!
That's good, that's good.
For example, if it's this poem...
What kind of song is it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I can fill it in.
Yes, that's good, that's good.
The world is saying all kinds of things...
Yes, yes, yes.
But for me...
It's not even chicks.
It's quails.
Hahaha.
Quails?!
It's something else.
Hahaha.
Like this...
No, what is it?
Like this...
The message of love songs is being sent like this.
It's like "they're not chicks, they're quails."
No, what is it?
Hahaha.
It's funny!
Hahaha.
And you know, I'm not the type of person who sings by myself.
I see.
Yes.
You offer it to people.
I'm the type of person who offers it to people.
Of course, I have singing ability.
Yes, you do.
But there's nothing I can do about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, well...
I can't go on a music station alone like you do.
Hahaha.
I can't do that.
Why can't you do it?!
Of course you can't do it!
You're an Australian, you're stupid.
No, I think it's amazing in a way.
You were really popular, though.
Yes.
Hahaha.
No, no.
If I went out, I wouldn't be so popular.
Hahaha.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You know, I have a lot of work.
Hahaha.
I have a lot of work.
My face is all dirty.
Hahaha.
I'm scared!
Hahaha.
I'm so hot!
Hahaha.
You're always in the shot.
Yes, yes.
Why did you call me "tamori"?!
Hahaha.
I'll say it here.
Hahaha.
Please ask someone who is watching this program.
Anyone, please.
Tell me who you want me to say or sing to.
Anyone is fine, right now.
But don't you have a favorite singer?
Thank you very much!
Wait a moment! Wait a moment!
Hey you! Stop!
Wait a moment! Wait a moment!
Wait a moment!
I didn't know it at all!
TAKAIRO!
I didn't know it at all!
I want someone to sing it for me, I'll sing it for you!
You know...
There's something weird in the song!
You're saying that my big brother will sing it?
Shut up!
It was in my head a few times yesterday!
I don't know! He said it because he's still in Tokyo!
That's what I heard!
I don't think he's here!
Give me a break!
Why can't you listen to me?!
Mr. Matsumoto, you have a strong image of being the worst in the entertainment world.
Just like you, I want to live with the image of being the worst.
But first of all, what should I do?
Well, being "the worst" is like being born in the wild.
I see.
Yesterday and today...
That's right.
Speaking of which...
It's like a blue disease.
Yes, it's like a blue disease.
It's not good.
It depends on the environment, doesn't it?
Right?
I don't have a bad image of being the worst yet, do I?
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
Why?!
Being "the worst" and "the worst" are different.
I'm a representative of being "the worst."
You're a representative of being "the worst."
I'm used to being "the worst."
Well, being "the worst" is like...
I don't know how to say it...
It's like a pile of tolerance.
Being "the worst" is simply scary.
You can't scare a woman.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
It's a subtle line.
There's a line like this.
If you go in from this line, it's the opposite.
I see.
If you keep the line as close as possible from that line,
you can scare a woman.
But you and I can't change, can we?
No, we can't.
Listen to me.
Yes, yes.
What is it?
If you're either "the worst" or "the worst"...
Oh...
- I heard a "pakuun" sound. - I heard a "kachin" sound.
Which one is more scary?
Hamada, or you?
- You! - You!
- You've changed lately. - No, I haven't.
- You used to be more scary. - No, I haven't.
Do you know me?
You're always laughing.
You're wrong.
Why?
Of course.
You don't know me at all.
When you're home alone, you're like "Ian!"
"Aren't you scared?" and "Ian!" are completely different.
You're like this.
Why are you scared at home?
You're weird.
Oh, really?
Of course. It's not what you think it is.
I look different.
Oh, really?
Takasu says it too.
Yes, yes.
That Downtown is bad-tempered.
He doesn't want to get involved with other comedians.
That's a tough statement.
It's a tough statement.
I don't think it's bad-tempered.
What are you talking about?
When you say "oh"
people under you look at you with bewildered eyes.
What are you talking about?
Why?
I'm like...
Hug me and say a word.
You've gone too far. I've been stopping you for a while now.
What are you talking about?
Dumplings, dumplings, I'm talking about your dumplings.
They're here, your dumplings. They're here while you're sleeping.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
My hand hurts!
How can you do that?!
You're sleeping and they're here while you're sleeping.
Stop it!
I don't know how many cups of coffee you're drinking, but you're sleeping doesn't make any sense!
Mr. Matsumoto, you've developed various pro- wrestling techniques such as "manji-gatami" and "d/d/t" and demonstrated them to pro-wrestlers.
What is the newest technique you've developed?
Well, there are various techniques like joint techniques.
Then what's the newest technique?
Well, it's only "antenna hanging"
There's nothing I can do about it.
You know, you know...giving up is not an embarrassing thing.
You know, you know...
Because you're a fool, you know.
You know, you know...
If you do it, I'll understand.
It's like you're asking me to remove it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But in any case...
Yes, yes, yes.
For now, I won't stop until you do something.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't try too hard.
Yes, I understand, I understand.
Then, what should I write?
I don't know either.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Then, "appointment".
What?
He seems so kind.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'll do it.
But really, don't say "appointment".
Yes, yes.
What?
Let me do it like this.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You probably won't do it, so I'll do it.
On the contrary...
I don't care about that line! I'll do it!
What do you want me to do?
I want to do it! Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Take it off! I want to say it!
I see.
Then let's not do it in terms of appointment.
Okay?
Okay.
Then, what should we do?
Kick of the Tiger.
Let's do it.
Kick of the Tiger.
Are you sure you want me to do it?
It's not perfect! Remember this.
Even if it's false, you can use it.
Okay.
It turns like this, but it doesn't turn like this.
It hurts, doesn't it?
You look like a lizard or a beetle.
I'll do it.
Like this, right? It hurts here, doesn't it?
You look like you're about to cry!
You wanted to scream, didn't you?
There are grains in human bodies.
Yes, there are grains.
Like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll stimulate you there.
I see.
For example, let's go with "explorer".
Huh? Huh?
"Explorer".
"Explorer"...
Hey, hey, hey! You look like you're having a hard time!
You should remember this, "explorer".
What was the first one you did?
"Twilight of the Tiger".
What's with you?!
Let him wear your glasses.
Let him wear your trainers.
Is that what you'll do for me?!