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In the first episode of "Useless Kids", it's time for the annual Kohaku High Tension Battle!
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Well...
Once again, the season has come.
That's right!
It's like... I'm the only one who's turned a little blue.
Before, you know...
You came out in 10th place more and more.
That's right!
This year, it's the end of the year.
It's divided into Kohaku.
Yes, yes.
It's a battle.
We, the red team, will do our best!
What are you saying?!
The white team won't lose either?!
That's right!
A little...
We'll look back on your recent events this year.
Animal's monkey!
Yes!
He won a prize on a show!
Yes!
That giraffe...
I can't understand you for a moment!
There's a show about a giraffe.
He won a million yen in one and a half minutes.
Oh!
It's a million yen!
Let's go drink some cola and bread!
That's amazing!
Well, I was invited just now, but...
You said it!
I'm just kidding!
Most of the fan letters look like they're from your heart.
Is it better for me to eat heartily?
Is it better for me to go to high school?
I'm the real one!
What are you saying?!
I can't do it!
Let's start with the red team.
Welcome, Animal Team!
Osaru-san will do it.
Yes, Osaru-san will do it!
Kohara-san is a cheerleader and a top fatter, so you must be nervous.
I am nervous!
What is the title?
"Kato Manager"!
I don't know what you're saying.
The title is "Kato Manager".
That's right!
Let's go.
Red team, top fatter, Animal Team, Osaru-san!
I'm Kato of Asahi Project!
What are you doing?!
Who do you think you are?!
You guys are pathetic!
Pathetic! Pathetic! Pathetic!
Red team! Red team!
Stand up and dance!
My essence! My essence! My essence!
I'll pick you up for my sake!
You guys are fired!
Bad! Bad! Bad!
This is enough!
You're amazing!
In terms of high tension, you were pretty good as a top fatter, weren't you?
Yes, yes.
Next up is Shirofumi-san. It's pretty tough, isn't it?
That's true, but...
Now, our top fatter is...
Amiramaru Team!
We're going to do this again.
We'll do our best!
Yes, we'll do our best for our wives!
Yes, for our wives!
Miyasako will do it!
Yes, and...
Yonsen-nen!
Hot! Hot!
Ah, hot!
Hot! Hot!
Ah, hot!
Hot! Hot!
Ah, hot!
Hot!
Is there a point in saying "hot"?
Hot!
You guys!
Come forward and dance!
Hot!
Hot! Hot!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I was too much!
Well, I can't say...
Well, well, but...
I won't lose like this!
Let's go with the red team, Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki!
I can show you something...
Yes, as a red team...
I can't lose!
You can't lose.
You have a lot of power now.
Well, let's do it!
Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki and...
Otera and bungee!
The other way around and bungee!
Hurry up!
Fly!
Fly! Fly!
Fly!
Fine! Train as required!
Fly!
Fly! Fly!
Good job!
Maybe we need to look up more episodes at first.
But we will come up with a theme.
- I see. - Yes, I see.
We detachselves from it for laughter!
First time on this show!
Can we be a little polite?
Yes, of course.
J-O-D!
Why?!
J-O-D!
I'll do this first.
Then I'll do this.
Let's go!
You were born in '98.
As a human being...
KINPACHI, last shout!
SUMMER POWER!
You're the greatest!
You're high-spirited, but you're expensive!
Thank you!
I see.
Okay, thank you!
Now, we're not losing because of anything!
Now, the secret influence of the red team...
Are you okay?
Let's move on.
Next, the red team is RITTEN!
Have you thought about it, RITTEN-san? The studio is your first appearance!
That's right!
Until now you've only been outside, right?
Yes, and the phone calls and such!
I understand.
I'll do my best.
I understand.
Eh, what do you mean "understand"?
It's self-introduction.
Eh, for real?!
What kind of self-introduction...
It's a pajama for girls.
Well then, RITTEN-chan and RINNO-taoru-san...
The holiday of human primitive power! Here you go!
Human primitive power!
Oh, it's a holiday! Oh, it's a day off! I feel like fighting with Shikoku's Shukukeiji! Curry bread! Curry bread! Bread!
Oh, Keiji Arahenba! The sister next door who will marry Yukogairu tomorrow! Hey, wife, get away from me!
Oh, I'm shocked and my forehead is broken! Wow, natto is jumping out of it! Oh, there is hot rice in such a place!
Oh, natto, natto rice! Goyo, goyo, goyo, goyo! Natto rice! I'll eat it!
Goyo, I want to eat natto rice! Goyo, I'm going to lay eggs! I'm going to lay eggs!
Hmm, sometimes like a girl, you become a sloppy woman! Buriburi, egg birthday!
I hate eggs like this! Gya, gya, gya, human primitive power!
Good! Good! If it was funny, I'd do it only at the end!
Well, I did bite it in the middle, but ... Well, that's your love. Thank you very much!
Now, let's go! Fujita!
Show me this! No, you're normal. I'm counting on you!
Oh, it's in! I hope it's a lie! I'm counting on you!
Prepare it! Prepare it! Prepare it! Prepare the gun!
It's changed to a lie! Fujita wins and returns 98 points!
Sir, we have a problem!
Return 98 points!
Sir, we can't do it!
Return 98 points!
Return by donation!
We can't do it!
Cooling off!
This is good!
We win, right?
Yuta is like that at the end.
Finally!
Why is that a bird?
Red team's bird!
Your face is funny!
Red team's bird is the last one!
Let's go! Yamazaki Hosei!
It's a bird!
It's up to me whether the red team wins or loses!
Even if you lost a little, you can make up for it with this bird's effort!
Thank you!
Let's go! Red team's bird!
Yamazaki Hosei! Project Competition Song 17!
I was born as a little bird!
I was born here!
ZASA! ZASASA! ZASASASA!
ZASASA! WAAAAAA!
ZASA! ZASASA! ZASASA! ZASASASA!
ZASA!
It's almost over!
The best!
It's a red sea bream "tori"
It was a little dangerous on the way, so I added it!
"Tori" doesn't mean "sushi"
Good, good, red sea bream!
Alright! Then my "tori"!
Kogori Goendo!
It's up to you now!
But you won here!
Yes!
In the end, it was a bad push!
Your face is different!
Yes!
It's easy!
He's an up and up!
That's not true!
It's not now!
Is this my "tori"?
This year's last "tori"
This year is the last!
Yes!
Kogori Goendo!
Yes!
Y-yes!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
One, two...
One, two, three...
One, two...
One, two, three...
Do you believe in Nostradamus?
One, nine, nine, nine, thunder...
The earth will be destroyed!
That's why I want to go...
...to the forest with you!
So make me a lunch box!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Give me back my lunch!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Listen... - Yes?
Let's not fight.
To be honest...
...I didn't think it would work either...
...but I didn't think it would work either...
...so we were surprised too.
- So let's do it! - Yes!
High tension battle!
Announce the result!
Shiroi's second place winner!
Damn it!
Next year, I won't let anyone win again!
Let's do it!
Next year, I won't let anyone win again!
The song came out when it wasn't over yet.
It doesn't matter.
I don't think it came out.
It was a little interesting for me.
You told me about it.
This year, the countdown is approaching.
Countdown?
It's too early.
One year is already over.
A lot of things are going on.
Oh, did you cut your hair?
It doesn't matter.
This year doesn't matter.
Did you cut your hair?
No, it doesn't matter.
This year doesn't matter.
Do you know?
Demaichou, chicken ramen, Ace Cook's wonton noodles, etc.
The taste hasn't changed since a long time ago, and it's still a long seller.
But they change the taste little by little every year.
By doing so, they try not to get tired of it.
It's the same as that.
What are you talking about?
Why am I being compared to ramen?
It's probably like that.
In your case, it's changed a lot.
It's changed a lot, hasn't it?
What's up with you? You're always like this.
It's like you're obrenia.
I'm not like this.
You used to be like this every time, but now you're like this.
This year's news.
This year's news about me.
What are you going to do this year?
Not this year, but next year.
Next year?
Next year, I'm going to Holland.
You're going to Holland for an interview?
I'm going to Holland.
How much did you hate flying?
Last year, I went to Hokkaido.
I went to Hokkaido.
I thought it would be tough in Japan.
Why did you want to fly?
I noticed it recently, but I realized how big I am.
Am I not a bigger human being?
Can't I walk with bigger legs?
No, you can walk.
Please walk.
When I thought I could walk with bigger legs in life...
You're going to Holland, right?
I see.
That's fine.
Christmas is...
Christmas is my least favorite year of the year.
Why is that?
It's not a bad thing, is it?
If someone says last year's Christmas was really fun...
Can you raise your hand?
I won't get mad.
You won't get mad, right?
No, no.
The people who are here are in pain.
Even if you interrupt me...
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm a little tired, right?
You know, it's like...
It's like solidified rice.
I don't need it anymore.
It's personal.
Grilled rice is too much.
I reserved a hotel about a year ago.
It's better now, isn't it?
No, but still...
There are a lot of people, aren't there?
I've already made a reservation.
You're like that.
What?
No, no, no.
You know Santa Claus, right?
No, no, no.
You know Santa Claus, right?
No, no, no.
You know Santa Claus, right?
He came down from the mountain.
He's a member of the San family, isn't he?
I say this every year.
I say Merry Christmas and give presents.
It's a story that ends in five minutes.
What do you do there?
That's the strange thing about it.
You're persistent.
It's hard.
I pulled and pulled and in the end it was Russian.
You idiot.
At that time, I was driving a car, I was a paper driver, and I was in an accident.
Oh, come on.
It's ridiculous to cause an accident on the highway.
It's a violation of a driver's license.
Oh, by the way, I have something to say.
You guys, listen up!
When you have an accident in a car, don't leave the car in a police car!
It's not a murder scene!
Move the car!
You have to do it as it is!
Shut up!
You think so, don't you?
You have to do it as it is!
And you're wearing a jacket and gloves, and you're putting up signs like "A" or "B".
You idiots!
The other day, I crossed the road and turned left.
When I was about to turn, my brother came from this side with his bicycle and I stopped.
He went in front of my car like this and hit me on the side of the road.
In your car?
That's right!
In your bicycle?
That's right!
You're a human being, aren't you?
No, no, no!
You're a human being, aren't you, Akira?
I stopped! I stopped!
I don't know if you stopped or not.
You thought you stopped, but you didn't stop.
I stopped!
What happened?
I turned and stopped!
I was waiting for you like this and you...
I was really surprised.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, no, I was stopped!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm apologizing properly, so it can't be helped.
I looked at it like this, but it didn't work.
It hits you?!
That's weird!
Then I'll tell you all one good thing.
I'll tell you that this is wrong for a Japanese driver.
Safety driving equals driving slowly!
If you drive slowly, you can't say it's safe!
For example, be careful of falling!
If you drive slowly, you can't say it's safe!
If you drive slowly, there's a high chance it's safe.
If you drive slowly, you can't say it's safe.
But driving slowly doesn't mean it's safe!
When I say it, I sound like Lou Oshiba.
Right?!
I don't know that at all!
Well, you said it.
I'm confident that I won't get into an accident in a car for the rest of my life!
I declare it!
But you got in the parking lot, turned around, and ran into me!
No, no, that's a bit of a rendezvous!
It's not a rendezvous!
What is it?
I got in the parking lot of a car, but I went in and turned around there!
An old woman was pouring water on a smooth iron plate!
Even so, an old woman pouring water on a smooth iron plate!
That's stupid!
The two of you, who ride around a super luxury car, are in downtown downtown.
Oh, you two.
Human desires are really amazing.
Yes.
Please tell me where you two have been alone and having fun.
Oh, this is... I can't beat you.
You're a pervert, aren't you?
I'm not going over the limits of a normal person.
Have you ever done this at a double-decker bed?
You can't beat me, can you?
Well, I...
I think I'll just say one thing at a time.
A little bit, a little bit.
Well, this is...
Wow!
Well, this is...
Wow!
Well, this is...
That's what I was going to do.
But all of a sudden...
There's no next time!
So, why...
Why? If you go from Hantou-gu to Nagane, that's what you'll find at home.
If I were in a different place, it'd be Yoshimoto Neuroscience School, right?
Can't you be more mature?!
I'm in elementary and middle school now!
You're... you're already wearing suits!
Anyway, since you're Yoshimoto Neuroscience School, you've already debuted, right?
There wasn't a video or anything like that around us back in the day, right?
There was. There was an erotic book I found behind the gym.
What?!
I was naked in Goro's water shower...
Yatta!
What?!
The two of us went to the bookstore...
I didn't think I'd be naked in the water shower, so when I saw Goro, my back cracked!
Our backs cracked!
You remember that?!
I didn't think I'd be naked in the water shower, so the two of us...
Give me this!