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I went to see it yesterday.
What did you see?
I went to see David Copperfield.
The one about magic?
Yes, about magic.
Was it amazing?
It was amazing!
I don't know how much I can say about it, but...
Anyway, what I can say is...
Yo, it was disappearing!
Yo, it's disappearing, isn't it?!
No, that's his sale!
It came out of nowhere all of a sudden!
Yo, it's disappearing again!
It's disappearing again!
He's a busy man!
David-san, it's disappearing again!
He says to me like that!
But I saw a few seeds, you know.
I mean, I saw a few seeds, but...
Which one are you talking about? You can't see them, can you?!
Are you talking about your thoughts right now?!
I can't see them, you know.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, I don't know why it disappears.
I don't know either.
But once it disappeared, it appeared in the middle of the audience.
It disappeared right away.
That's amazing!
That's amazing, but I've already seen it through.
Why?
He's a twin!
I'm sure of it!
I'm not laughing about it!
He's a twin!
I'm sure of it!
That's what made me understand.
Huh? Are you stupid?
No!
It appears right away, so...
To say it's amazing...
We have to do it now!
That's what they say in meetings.
We have to do it now or we'll be surprised!
We have to do it now!
That's what they say.
But because we did it early, I found out we were twins.
If we had a little more time...
Ah, maybe there's a trick to it.
No, no, no.
That's impossible! If you put cloth in and pull it out, it'll come out!
It's definitely David Tepperfield!
What do you mean?
My little brother.
Ah, your little brother is Tepperfield.
Tepperfield, yes. That's the name I gave him.
Ah, it's not Sadaka.
And it jumps out. It jumps out like this.
That's what you do in the piano line, right?
I think it's for sure.
But isn't there no way?
There's no way.
And I went with Yamazaki.
He's definitely stupid.
At first, I thought he was joking.
But I found out.
That middle-aged man.
What's going on?
What do you think I said?
It's a magnet.
Where... where are you trying to stick it?
That guy...
He's definitely stupid, isn't he?
A magnet that's just right?
If it's a magnet that can lift up a human being,
Tepperfield will go up to the ceiling!
It's stuck under that iron railing.
I see, I see.
There's a huge magnet on top of it.
I see, I see.
Tepperfield will go up like this,
and all of these lights will turn on.
Tepperfield will go up like this,
and I'll be sweating like crazy!
Well, you won't sweat, but...
I'll say, 'Help me!'
And all of the customers' bags and wallets
will be flying all over the place.
Right?
Even the mic covers will be like, 'Bam!'
That's old, that's old.
When I first came,
he didn't even turn off his building.
Did he come before?
He came before.
Was she a gym goddess?
She turned it off, didn't she?
Who are you?
Oh, you came today.
I don't know you at all.
What's up with you?
I want you to wear a suit.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, you did it over there too, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I turned it off, didn't I?
No, you didn't.
Is that true?
"Oh," said the foreigner.
It's not like that, if you really ask me.
But you all know, don't you?
That he's that amazing.
Just saying, you know.
I don't know where I'm supposed to say this,
but it did seem like a party.
Was it a party for everyone but you?
No, it was a party for everyone but me.
I don't know what's going on today.
The timing was too good.
After it was over, it was a standing...
Ovation.
It was an ovation.
"Wow," said the foreigner.
It was like a show.
Everyone around me was standing up.
"Oh well, I'll stand up too," said the foreigner.
What's wrong with you?
Is something wrong with you?
But you know,
one thing surprised me a little.
At first, you're given a piece of paper,
and then you're told not to cut it,
and you cut it into eight pieces of paper,
and only one of them
is drawn by Tsukino E.
Everything else is black and white.
And then,
everyone tells me to put it out,
and I put it in my favorite place,
and I split it in half,
and I put it in my favorite place,
and I mix it up,
and I say what I want,
and I guess what everyone says.
Guess what?
First piece,
everyone, don't look at it,
and take it from the top,
that's different,
second piece,
that's different too,
third piece,
this is Tsukino E,
and everyone goes, 'Whoa!'
There are already
three thousand people there,
and they go, 'Whoa!'
That's why you're being deceived,
Chan!
But everyone's in the cherry blossoms,
and they go, 'Whoa!'
They go, 'Whoa!'
And you feel like you got it right,
and you go, 'Whoa!'
Not everyone got it right.
Oh, really?
Yamazaki didn't get it right.
Yamazaki was like, "Whoa!"
You took the wrong road!
Is that so?
Because he's an idiot.
I didn't get it right, but Kappa said,
What? You want me to hit you?
He wanted me to hit him.
It comes down a lot, Kappa.
Like, "Who should I hit?"
It's probably decided, but
I always fall in love with it.
But there's also the magic of the ring.
That came down, and Fujiwara said it too.
Fujiwara gave me those insect glasses.
When I tried to look at them, I was like, "Oh, no!"
Why can't I tell?
Maybe I took the wrong road!
This isn't it!
Right?
Fujiwara was like, "Whoa!"
When I tried to look at them, I was like, "Oh, no!"
Maybe I took the wrong road!
But I was really angry.
I've never seen that face of Kappa Field before.
I've never seen that face of him before.
I was really surprised about the card.
But you didn't see it next to you, right?
He's definitely up to something weird.
I was excited to hear that.
At the end, I waved my hand like this.
Yamazaki Kappa Field...
I said it like this.
I want you to take it home with you.
I was really surprised.
I said it like this.
It wasn't funny at all.
Does anyone know?
I don't know. I don't want anyone to know.
How do you wear it?
Before you die, I want you to tell me.
With a laser,
I cut my belly like this.
It's not a real laser,
but I cut my membrane like this.
It's cut off. It's moving like this.
I don't know what's going on.
He's done.
He's addicted to it.
He's addicted to it, but it's just a little trick.
It's enough.
Even yesterday, I went to see it.
There are a lot of people.
There are people who come and ask me to take a picture.
Yesterday, we all wanted to go to the bathroom, so we were patient.
When we finished, we all wanted to go to the bathroom, so we went to the bathroom.
It's quite far to the bathroom.
In the meantime, I've been holding the camera and asking you to take a picture.
I'll do it. I'm always watching you.
I'll never let you take it.
Do you know why?
If you don't know, it's okay.
I can't get used to it.
Let me tell you.
If you're a real fan of me, you should first ask for a handshake rather than a picture.
I don't know.
But it's really like that.
If you really like it, you should want to touch it first.
First of all, you want to touch it somewhere in your body.
That's fan psychology.
And then there's the autograph.
And then there's the picture.
I'm not a fan of jumping over it all and taking a picture.
In the end, I just want to burn it up and show it to everyone.
What are you going to do about it?
You were just about to do it, weren't you?
You're a wife, aren't you?
No, I'm serious.
I hate it when you suddenly ask me to take a picture with you.
Well, you know...
Right?
What's up with you?
You're not interested in me.
You're my partner in crime.
Come on!
I was just about to say something.
I heard that something terrible is going on.
What's going on?
Mr. Matsumoto, please tell me.
This is...
What is?!
No, this is...
It's something that will surprise you.
When customers hear it, they're like "Whoa!"
They come out like they're going to scatter flies.
What's going on?
If you say that, everyone will panic.
Who cares?
Why do you panic and say "who cares"?
Who do you think you are?
When something terrible happens, customers, cameramen...
Who cares?
...and Suga-chan are all like me.
Suga-chan is like me!
And Irie-chan is like me!
Why?
Why do you do that?
You want to protect me, don't you?
I want to protect you.
So, what's going on?
Well...
Well, well, well...
This is my conclusion.
The gate...
No one cares about you.
I don't know anything about you.
But if you ask me what's going on, everyone will scream.
I don't like it and I'm embarrassed.
So I won't say it.
Just say it.
Tell me what's going on with you.
I can't do it today.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I'll be a bad guy.
You won't be a bad guy! You're just saying weird things.
What are you doing? What do you want me to do?
No, no, no. Just say it. What's going on with you?
You know, you... Why do you say that?
I don't know if you like me or not.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't like you saying weird things like that!
Just say it!
I know what you're talking about.
But you were saying weird things.
Yes, I was.
Then I'll tell you why I said weird things.
I was thinking about what to say.
You shouldn't say that.
I know that!
You shouldn't say that!
I don't care! Just ask me anything!
But...
I don't care.
But you should tell me!
What?
You should tell me what's going on with you!
You know, I have a star shape now.
You're kind of half-hearted.
You know?
This is your fault!
Why did you say that?
Why did you make me slide?
Oh, what's up?
Oh, you, wait a minute.
What is it?
When you were dancing, I didn't know.
What didn't you know?
Oh, you pushed me so hard that I thought you had something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a mistake.
What?
What's wrong with you?
What?
I did, but I was scared in the middle of it.
You should have said that.
What's wrong with you?
I'm holding a gun, you idiot.
It's your fault.
Yeah, why?
Next.
You did this twice in a row.
Yeah!
How many times have you done this?
Because I'm a pro.
Because you're a pro.
Yeah.
And you're here.
I've been here for 17 years.
And you're here.
Well, not here, but here.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
I'm Matsumoto-san, the man with the sweetest voice in the entertainment world.
Yes, thank you.
Just by talking on the phone, you can make the other woman want to be hugged by you.
I'd like you to teach me how to do that.
Oh, I see.
You know, men often try to entertain women by talking to them or praise them.
But actually, this is a big mistake.
The content doesn't really matter.
Oh, I see.
After all, there is a kind of bio-rhythm that women have.
This up and down, up and down.
Well, men have it, too.
Yes, yes.
This up and down, up and down.
When you go up and down, it's the best time for a woman to relax.
Oh.
It's like you're floating there.
I see.
I have my own way of doing it.
Oh, I understand that.
No, I don't need it.
I don't need it!
Just teach me how you do it.
How you do it.
You touch it, right?
Touch what?
Teach me how you do it.
How should I say it...
But can you do female roles?
Can you do it? Besides, I'm the only one who can do it.
You've only been doing female roles lately.
You make me do it!
What do you want me to do?
You know, women have weak ears.
There's no woman who doesn't care even if she's blamed for her ears.
That goes for women of all ages.
But that's just a saying!
It's like blowing air into your ear.
In a conversation...
When you want to do it...
You know what I mean?
Hello?
What were you doing?
I was watching TV.
What TV were you watching?
A news show.
A news show? What kind of news?
You know, the one with Mr. Kume.
Like this...
You think that's funny?
You think that's funny? If you say that in front of me...
It's not my face! It's not my face!
What are you talking about?
You're crazy.
You know...
If you say that...
I thought you were fooling me.
You said "try it."
You went home and said "try it" to your wife.
Why?
Today was tough.
If you say that...
I'll give you another side dish for dinner.
Furrrrrrrrrrrr!
Do you think it's okay to hit you like that?
I do, because women have weak ears.
I know if you hit me directly like that...
But women have terrible senses.
I remember it.
But you've never been eaten up in person, have you?
I did just now.
You're lying!
I really did just now!
What's that? Are you gay or something?
It really does happen.
There are a lot of women in this world, but I don't think they can laugh.
Really?
I'm serious.
But you're laughing a lot.
I'm laughing, but my upper lip is still smiling.
You idiot!
You...
My lower lip is...
You're such an old man!
Oh, you know...
Can I ask you something?
I heard you're pretty confident in golf.
Confident in my butt? Don't say that.
And one of my staff members told me...
A little while ago...
Yamazaki, me, Kogoriko and four of you...
If you could play and win by yourself...
He told me you could win.
Me?
Yes.
I didn't say that.
We're not done yet!
You can hit one, and four of us can hit four.
And you can hit four...
What?
- What do you call it? - A cup in, right?
- A cup in, you and Seiya. - Yeah.
So I, um... how many times?
I hit it 16 times and it was a tie.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right?
- When you did par four? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I said, "Can you do it like that?"
And you said, "Oh, it's easy."
And that's how we got the information.
Yeah, I didn't say that.
But you can beat me, can't you?
Which one?
I mean, of course you can win, but...
I mean, you guys...
You...
You... You can't lose to people like me!
Yeah, you're right about that.
But you know, it's fine.
No, it's fine.
- Really? - Yeah.
- I'll do it! - What do you want?
- A showdown. - A showdown?!
- Yeah, a showdown. - Why a showdown?!
It's four against one!
If you lose, you die!
If you lose, the four of us will grab knives and go, "Argh!"
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Argh!
If you do that, I'll run away, too!
No, no, you'll use your putter and go, "Squash!"
And I'll go, "Squash!"
Argh!
But I'll let you prepare your own putters.
But what are you going to do if you lose?
If we lose to four people, the four of us will do something.
So let's do that.
No, it's fine.
I'm happy you came to this showdown with me,
but on the other hand, you're making a lot of fun of me.
THE END
Everything's gonna be alright
While talking about the history of using instruments,
there is a confrontation and punishment that you can never have with school.
Sometimes you'll be ashamed of it, and sometimes you'll risk your life skydiving.
Many of you may have been moved by the serious game where you risked your pride and risked your life.
There are many challenges that you overcame with courage.
There are many early plannings that you didn't think anyone would do.
And now, a new page is about to be written in the history of such confrontation and punishment games.
Golfer Hamada, Matsumoto, Yamazaki and Gorikos.
Will we be able to be moved again by this confrontation?
I'm pretty moved.
Look forward to it!
Thank you very much!
Well, since we're here, we can't say we don't have any presents for you, but...
...for you, Yamaguchi-kun...
...we're going to write a poem for you.
I want to drink while you're talking.
Let's do it!
I've lived my life to the fullest, but...
Isn't that too optimistic?
Well...
...every day, every day!
Thank you for your hard work!
I...
...love you more than anyone else!
Is it going to last?
It's good!
It's been going on for a while now...
...it's getting weird.