AISubs v3.4
You should do it one more time, director.
From the head...
You're making me nervous.
Even the audience is getting nervous.
Thank you for doing it for me.
From the side...
I think you should do it one more time.
Yes, thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
First time!
In "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" episode...
Chikichiki! Yamazaki Hosei Presents!
World's first!
No one knows about loss!
Please raise the lights!
What is this?
No one knows about loss!
I don't need this kind of laugh!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let me explain instead of Yama-chan!
This time, neither of them will lose!
The winner will receive luxury goods, and the loser will be invited to a special guest!
Today, a celebrity is celebrating her 30th anniversary, and we have a wonderful person with us.
Is there such a person?!
Of course there is!
Well, since she's celebrating her 30th anniversary, of course there is!
That's right!
That's because we're best friends!
Best friends with someone who's been in the entertainment world for 30 years?!
We've been there for 15 years!
This year we'll be celebrating our 17th...
What are you doing?!
It's already 17 years!
You're late!
It's fine, right?!
I'm the sub!
I said it right away during editing!
I said it right away when you bit me!
What are you doing?!
You've been walking around so much you're even coming to me!
If you're coming, you're coming!
If you're not coming, you're not coming!
I'm not coming!
And now!
A celebrity who's been waiting for her 30th anniversary and has been beautified by beauty,
Ms. Mada Akiko!
Are you crazy?!
Thank you!
You should have explained normally!
What are you waiting for in the back?
You're a mess!
Thank you very much.
What's going on?!
Wadakiko has reached his 30th anniversary!
Congratulations!
It's quite a 30th anniversary!
Wadakiko is a super big singer who has reached his 30th anniversary this year.
Since his debut, he has always been at the top of the entertainment world.
He is a super big star who has been Kohaku's bird.
Thank you very much!
Today is his farewell party.
Hey!
It hurts!
You're like a gorilla!
What is this?
It's going to break!
Even if we meet, it's only been about 30 years.
Why do you say that?
That means we're twice...
I don't like it.
I think you've gone too far.
What? Who are you talking about?
Are you ready?
Yes, yes.
We're going to have a battle now.
Yes, yes.
The winner will receive a luxurious prize!
The winner will receive a set of Omi beef from Asakusa Imahan.
The loser will also receive a severe punishment.
Here is the severe punishment for the loser!
They will be released by boat!
Absolutely not!
Why?
Why is that?
Of course it's not!
It's a punishment game, right?
It's not a punishment game!
This is...
Why would we do a punishment game for our 30th anniversary celebration?
No one will lose anything!
Of course not!
Why would we lose anything?
You know, brother...
Brother, no!
You're being ridiculous!
No!
It's here!
It's not here!
It's here!
Why would we do that?
We can see the shape of our 20th anniversary celebration!
It's already our 19th anniversary celebration!
It's night!
Stop it!
You've already done it, haven't you?
Why do you edit it?
Just in case...
There is no problem with that, so...
Aku-san, please give more beauty to Uchikoshi-san.
You...
Do you know what you're saying?
No, you don't know what I'm saying.
Do you know what beauty is?
To polish it even more...
Please fix it with oil.
Really?
You said you couldn't help it, didn't you?
I'll fix it with oil.
Please wait for me.
Then, let's go!
The first round is...
Sneezing contest!
That's bad.
The one who sneezes first wins.
I see.
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Sneezing contest!
Ready...
Go!
If I can't sneeze...
Then, the gorilla is waiting for me, right?
Beautiful Aku-san is waiting for you.
This is good.
You can't sneeze!
It's sneezing!
You can't sneeze!
It's like a gorilla is coming.
I'm sorry.
I can't sneeze.
Really.
I can't sneeze.
You don't seem like you can sneeze.
Masuo-san is about to sneeze!
Camera!
Masuo-san is about to sneeze!
You should sneeze!
Are you going to stick a rock in my mouth?!
What's the point of having this?!
The game is...
This game is a draw!
That was close!
We have another game prepared!
It's over?!
It's over!
Which game?!
Whichever game!
It's cold and I'm sick of it!
Let's go to the next game!
The next game is...
Iron bar hanging contest!
This is a physical strength contest!
The one who hangs for the longest wins!
Iron bar hanging contest!
Ready!
This is tough!
You're both 35 years old!
Are you okay?!
Huh?!
25 seconds!
Let's make it 26 seconds!
Are you okay?!
Be serious!
Old friends...
Wait!
I won!
Let's do it again!
Why you!
You!
The game is...
Wait!
Thank you!
It's cold!
Let's have her appear on stage!
It's Akko-san! Here she is!
It's cold!
It's really cold!
Akko-san!
It's a vantage!
Akko-san, it's nice, isn't it?
Well, then...
Akko-san...
I'll do my best!
Yes, please!
How was Akko-san's performance?
It's like...
I don't remember when I was a kid anymore.
You've grown up a lot!
I've grown up a lot, but...
How should I say it...
Yes...
Your style isn't bad!
What's wrong with it?!
There's nothing wrong with it!
Let's go to the second round!
Yes!
And the loser is...
This one!
A kiss mark...
On the chest...
A kiss mark...
Can you put this on?
Of course!
Yes, you can put it on about three times.
Have you ever put it on?!
I've put it on a lot of places!
Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
This is the first time that Akko-san has put on a kiss mark!
She's a first-class celebrity!
Akko-san, please change.
Yes, thank you!
Thank you very much!
Blackbeard vs Badminton!
I'm sure of it!
I'll explain the rules.
Yes, yes, yes.
You do this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You put your shoulders in.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you jump, you start playing badminton.
OK!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ready!
Start!
You have to hit it over there.
It's still okay.
This voice is cold.
I don't need it!
Your voice is coming out.
Get it out of there!
Let's do it one more time!
Is that your attitude?
I can't do it.
Why?
Because I don't want to fly.
No, no, no.
You're doing it on your own.
Yamazaki-san, listen to me.
1-0.
I'm sorry.
1-0. It was too early.
It was too early!
Don't be so pathetic.
It's the third round, right?
Yes.
Give me a break.
Who wants to go first?
I'll go first.
Let's go!
I'll never lose!
I'm still fine! I'm still fine!
See, I got it right!
That's not fair!
You didn't hit the net at all!
That's not fair!
Let Hamada-san win!
Thank you!
Why?!
I don't want this anymore!
Rearrangement is over.
Ninyan, you're coming out, right?
Yes.
Let him come out!
Akko-san, please!
That's not fair!
This is a man's dream!
A man's shirt!
A man's dream came true!
Akko-san, thank you very much!
Wait!
You're full of energy!
Wait a minute!
You're shaking hands with me!
Don't use standard language!
Come on!
Are you a pervert?
What's with this 30th anniversary celebration?
You can't do this even in a book!
You've been doing this for 25 years!
Try it on me, too!
I'll do it right away, so come on!
Be quiet!
You're a pervert!
What are you listening to?! What are you listening to?!
This is the best!
This is the best! Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
Why are you leaving like that?!
Your face is blue!
S-should I change it to sweet?
Should I change it to sweet?
What are you talking about?!
It's sweet!
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
When you're being beaten up,
seriously,
kiss me.
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
This is scary!
It's right in the middle!
It's completely sucking my blood!
You monster woman!
That was wonderful!
Let's move on to the third round!
The winner will receive a diamond fashion ring from Roman Kagayaku Estelle, and...
From Akko-san!
Deep kiss!
If I get a deep kiss on top of this, I'll have an overweight personality!
Your personality will collapse and you'll create another personality!
Wait a minute!
I don't care, but what about my will?!
What will happen to me when I'm 30?!
I'm just doing this!
What are you two doing?!
I'm sorry!
What are you sorry for, you idiot?!
You're the only one in the world with sandals and pajamas!
What about my feelings?!
What are you sorry for?!
Akko-san's color correction is amazing!
Everyone will say "kyaaa!" because it's so beautiful!
What's wrong with you?!
No, this is fine.
Why are you so sad?!
I want you to do something good!
If I were a monkey, I'd untie my strings and run away!
I can't do it anymore!
It's okay, Akko-san will do a really beautiful color correction.
Do your best!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Akko-san's color correction is amazing!
Is it a deep kiss?!
Deep kiss...
I'm going to chase you!
I'm going to chase you, you brat!
In the third round, according to Yama-chan's drawing song,
the two of them will draw pictures at the same time and see which one looks like which.
Of course, the judge is Yama-chan!
Here I go!
A banana peel fell down.
Three big beans fell down.
I put it in a goldfish bowl.
Water came out of it.
I put a lid on it.
In no time at all...
Who am I? Do you not know me?
How can you laugh about this?
The answer is...
The King!
Wait, how did you draw it? Do it one more time.
A banana peel fell down.
I see.
A bunch of beans fell down.
I put it in a goldfish bowl.
A lot of water came out of it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Mr. Prosecutor, if you close it...
Mr. Prosecutor?
Huh?
Now, let's see it from Mr. Matsumoto's perspective.
Yes.
It's pretty cool, isn't it?
But it looks like a king, doesn't it?
It doesn't.
But it's close, isn't it?
Yes, if you put it like that...
It's close! You said it was close!
Well, let's see it from Mr. Hamada's perspective.
Mr. Hamada's...
Here it is!
Go ahead!
I don't like that kind of reaction.
This is...
What is this?!
This is...
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
Give it back!
Why?
Give it back!
You should have done it like this!
It's too much for me!
Wait, wait!
I shouldn't have drawn this!
Get out of the way!
I shouldn't have drawn this!
Yes, you shouldn't have drawn the king.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Mr. Hamada, put on your T-shirt!
Hey, that's weird!
Kana-chan, a critical hit!
Akko's "de-chis" is closing in!
Akko-san's correction is over!
Akko-san, go ahead!
Why is that?!
Why?!
It's cute!
Why is that?!
Lastly, for adults...
Can I wear it for adults too?
Lastly...
Wait a minute!
Can you add fingers?
It's that amazing?
I'm jealous!
Jealous!
Akko-san!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
My stomach hurts!
It's the end of elementary school!
Elementary school 1st grade?!
You know...
This kind of thing...
Rather than girls doing it...
Men should do it!
Why?!
It's embarrassing!
Do you want me to open my mouth?
Close it!
It's embarrassing!
Why?!
Be gentle!
I won't say anything!
Be gentle!
Do you want me to open it for you?
Oh, under your teeth...
I'll knock it under your teeth...
Wait!
I lost, so it can't be helped...
It can't be helped if you lost...
But it's beautiful!
That's right!
Then...
Let's ride it!
I see!
I think it's good.
I see!
So, let's talk!
It's reality!
Reality...
Right?
It hurts, right?
It's reality!
Now...
Do we really have to do it?
Then...
Can I be still?
Yes!
It's "Deep Kiss"!
Thank you in advance!
It's "Deep Kiss"!
Stop it!
You've done this so many times.
What are you doing?!
(laughs)
A little more.
That's right.
Then, deep kiss.
(laughs)
I want you.
(laughs)
Oh!
Are you serious?
I'm surprised.
It's been a long time since I saw you.
Can you do this in a series?
Why?
(laughs)
What kind of series is it?
Well, now...
Excuse me!
(laughs)
Excuse me!
Please cut this out!
(laughs)
And please go home!
(laughs)
Don't come back!
(laughs)
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