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What is your problem?
What is it today?
Today...
Yes, yes.
Here...
That's right.
Look at this.
Yes.
You have a problem.
Yes.
Of course you do.
It's dirty!
You have one or two thousand problems.
One or two thousand...
Of course you do.
But...
Yes.
You have a lot of problems now...
Yes.
But there is one thing you are most worried about.
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
I want to break up...
With Suga-san?
No, no, no.
You are still going on like this?
What do you mean?
Stop it! I told you!
It's about Inoue Harumi-san...
What?
Can we break up?
What?
Inoue Harumi?
Yes.
That's what it's about.
Really?
Yes.
I'm Inoue Harumi's friend...
Yes, yes.
I thought I should talk to you about it...
What?
What do you mean?
You're coming over here?
No, I'm calling you over...
I'll start talking...
And I'll make it easier for you...
To talk about breaking up...
With me...
But you said it...
Yes.
That's amazing!
I'm sorry, but are you going to use the TV like this?
I'm sorry, but...
I'll just...
How do you know?
That's amazing...
Oh, Yamada-san's gone.
Why did you go out with her?
It's been a while.
Well, I think you know.
That girl's here.
Huh?
That girl's here.
I think you know.
But I want to talk to you.
I don't know if we can talk about it.
Who?
Otomo-san!
It's been a while.
Come on.
Sit down.
Even if it's me, I don't think we can talk about it.
The reason you came here today is...
I thought it would be better...
for you...
to tell you my honest feelings.
Go ahead and say it.
You came from Kumamoto...
and won the idol national team...
in '91 at TV Asahi.
Then you started playing...
at Sakurako Club...
and you don't even play your debut song.
Of course you do, but...
you trained at the swimming competition...
and now you're a top idol.
What is he saying?
He's talking about his career.
That was about a year ago...
Just a year ago...
I think I was happy...
like nothing happened...
You sang it out loud, didn't you?
In the end...
I thought about getting married and all, but...
But what?
In the end...
It was about my body.
I think you'll notice when I say it like this, but...
It was about my body...
I think you'll notice when I say it like this, but...
So that's why!
Thank you.
Goodbye.
It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
The cherry blossoms are dancing...
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
What?
It's good.
You're here today!
We were told that too.
You know...
Onuma-san...
Onuma?
He's worried about something.
What is it?
It's a sad story.
You want to say goodbye?
Yes.
At first...
We...
We'll talk later, so...
Yes.
It's good.
It's what we think.
Yes.
It's what you made.
That's right.
Onuma-san, you had a girlfriend, didn't you?
You're good.
You're good at this.
You're really popular.
Yeah.
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
You're late.
Did you wait for me?
Yeah, I waited for you.
Really?
He's here.
I'll call him.
He?
Yeah.
Hey!
He's a big shot.
Yeah.
I'll tell you later.
Okay.
I'll do whatever you say.
You have something to say to me, don't you?
What's going on?
What?
You cut your hair by 40 centimeters, didn't you?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Why don't you talk to me?
Why doesn't he talk to me?
He...
You know I like long hair, don't you?
No, Ime-chan...
It may be good for fans...
Yeah.
Fans...
But you and I don't have that kind of relationship, do we?
Don't we?
Can you say something to him?
Jonathan...
You don't, do you?
I'm tired of this.
I don't have confidence in working with you anymore.
Well, recently...
I've been attracted to Yoshikawa Hina.
She talks to me about everything.
You're totally crazy.
I can't do it anymore.
Goodbye.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's hard for me to hear you say "thank you for your hard work".
OK, let's go home.
Wait a minute.
I have something to tell you.
What?
I...
Um...
Who are you?
Which part of the car are you in?
Where are you in?
Which part of the car are you in?
What's up?
I have something I want to confirm with you.
It's hard for me to go alone.
If you like, we can go together.
What? Us?
Yes.
I have something I want to confirm with you.
Wait a minute.
Do you know me?
I think you know me.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I have something I want to confirm with you.
If you like, we can go together.
OK, I agree with you.
Who are you?
Um...
I'm Noriko Tachikawa.
What?
You're good at making bombs.
What?
I didn't know.
I didn't know, either.
I didn't know.
OK, then...
Let me assist you.
Go ahead.
Wait for me.
It's like "God's Blue".
Tachikawa.
Oh, hello.
It's been a while.
Hello.
I'm Noriko.
I asked you earlier, but...
I don't know why, but...
I have something I want to confirm with you.
What?
You.
Me?
Yes.
Wait for me.
I'll call you.
OK.
President.
I said what I had to say, so listen to me.
You're doing well.
How are you?
It's been a while.
Huh? What?
There's something you're hiding from me.
What is it?
Excuse me, can I get some water?
Wait, what do you want?
Don't you have your phone with you?
Don't you have your eyes closed?
This.
This is from before.
I just realized it yesterday.
It's late!
It's not late at all.
For example, how much do you like me?
I mean...
How much do you like me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
To be honest, I want to break up, but I can't.
Well, it's either you break up with me or I break up with you.
Let's decide.
I can't tell you now, but...
Which one?
Decide for yourself. We don't know much about each other.
Let's break up, then.
I'll break up with you.
No, it's fine.
You won.
Anyway, let's break up.
I'm going home.
I failed today.
I'm going home.
I...
I ran into you.
I'm sorry for having offended you, but...
I know you're changing.
I'm not sure if I can live with men.
It's too early.
I have no energy.
You will be punished.
No, it's impossible.
I am not that stupid.
Stupid!
You are so stupid.
You are the opposite stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Like this?
You are so stupid!
The weather is bad all the time.
Yes, it is.
I don't like it.
It's messy in this kind of weather.
My neck hurts when the weather is bad.
There are many diseases.
There aren't many of them.
Neck or butt.
Butt, yes.
There aren't many of them.
I don't have any.
I am this amazing.
I have a big body.
It's soft.
You really should stop it.
It's soft.
You should never say "soft" in my house again.
You are ruining my image.
It's not soft at all.
If you touch it, people won't know it.
If you touch it and say "soft", people will think you are soft.
It's not soft at all.
No, it's soft.
If you touch it and say "soft", people will think you are soft.
It's not soft at all.
If you touch it and say "soft", people will think you are soft.
I see.
I understand it.
It's really hard.
You really should stop it.
You are wasting it.
You should use your strength.
What should I do?
You should use your strength.
No, you should use your strength.
What should I do?
Then I'll say it. You're definitely middle-aged.
I'm like Monaca.
Oh, you surprised me.
I'm like Ais Monaca.
Oh, your abs...
It's amazing.
Your abs...
If you do it like this, you might break it.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh, is that so?
Well, you know...
Oh, you used to say that at home.
You know, love quotas and stuff like that.
Whatever you do, it's fine.
Yeah.
You're like a pig.
I'm at the farthest place from a pig right now, you know?
No, you're squishy!
What are you doing?!
If you look at your photos when you were young...
You're skinny!
I'm fat and skinny and fat and skinny and skinny...
It's intense, but you're like this!
You know, old VTRs and stuff like that...
It suits you!
Thank you!
No, no, no. That's not it. That's not it.
What?
That's a big mistake of yours.
Why?
You know, right?
Yes.
I used to be fat. Right?
No, but still...
When I debuted, when I was about 20 years old, I was a little fat.
But I didn't think I was fat at all.
What do you mean "what do you mean?"
What do you mean?
Yes, yes. But back then, I said "what do you mean?"
Because I was fat.
Because you were fat, right?
No, I said "what do you mean?"
What do you mean, you chocobo?
What do you mean?
Now, this combination is strange, but...
When it sells, people say "well, you're already a chocobo, so it's fine", right?
But before it sells, people say it in a funny way.
You're getting bigger and bigger.
Back then, people said "you're getting fatter and fatter."
I was hit hard by that.
Pikiiiiiii!
Pikiiiii!
It was really strange.
After I was told that.
So I thought about losing weight.
I see, I see.
But when you start doing it, you have a strong will.
So I started losing weight.
Fifty...
No, it was like this.
Yes, yes. Back then, I weighed about fifty-three kilos.
Now...
Now I weigh about fifty-five kilos.
That's not true!
Stop being such a pig character!
You're really a pig!
No, no, no! I'm not trying to be a pig character!
We used to talk like that, didn't we?
A real pig is someone like Fujiwara here.
Well, yeah.
The other day, on our way to Engei Hall...
We were riding together.
He's not very good at riding.
The reason is...
He's good at raining, but...
His car gets cloudy.
That happened to me before, too!
I felt like gas was coming out of my body.
Are you new to this?
You know...
Even though we didn't say anything...
His front was just like...
Hey...
You're getting cloudy again!
I'm sorry about that.
I wonder if he's hot.
Is it like that when you're fat?
Well, people who are fat tend to have a fever.
And...
Especially...
When you feel like you shouldn't get cloudy...
You get more and more excited.
I shouldn't get cloudy! I shouldn't get cloudy!
When you think like that...
Whoa!
What are you saying?!
You pig!
I'm not like that at all.
I'm not saying you're a pig!
We used to talk like this back in the day.
I don't think it's changed that much.
But I'll say one thing.
For example, you say you're fat.
But...
We're all fat.
I can say that.
I've been fat since I was 24.
Right?
Then I'll say it clearly!
Even Takashi Sorimachi is fat.
He is!
When they're on TV, they do this.
What's that?
They push their whole body like this.
They do it.
Since they're young.
They have that kind of consciousness.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't take it off!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is it that funny?!
Ah, what is it?
Those guys, you know, they like it.
Ah, I see.
Because it's a popular business.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know.
It's like a kaguya dance.
Good evening, everyone!
Wait a minute!
Good evening, everyone!
Bang!
I'm back!
Why are you back?
It's not like that!
Well, you know!
When you're young, you still have that much of a potential.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I'm far away from pigs in that sense.
Yes, yes.
I already have a "garigari master"
Oops, there's a new word.
"garigari master"!
Wait a minute!
No, no.
It's definitely there.
Wait a minute!
garigari master
The main musician doesn't know what he's doing normally.
The star doesn't know.
For example, where does Yosui Inoue and Tsuyoshi Nagabutsu know anything at this moment?
This kind of story is good.
Is it?
After all, people in the world are interested in that kind of thing.
That's right.
Of course, you can't get that much out of Michel.
But, well, Yosui Inoue...
That person is pretty... how do you say it?
Kind of normal, isn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
So I don't think he's done much of that.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
How about Tsuyoshi Nagabutsu?
Ah...
This kind of thing...
You know, there's a lot of trust in privacy, you know?
There is, but...
Well, well...
I've been told all kinds of things.
Well, if only this person told me...
Well, if you're going to edit it, do it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute, Yosui.
I'll take a look at it.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Eh?
Tsuyoshi Nagabutsu, I'll call you up.
Ah, I got it.
Sorry, I'm in a new kind of bokeh right now.
It's something I've never done before.
Let's all look at it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah...
Ah, ah, ah...
This is new.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, I see.
Eh, eh, eh...
Ah, I got it.
Um...
I'm making dumpling sauce right now.
There's too much vinegar, so I'm thinking of adding a little more soy sauce...
I'm thinking...
You know...
This is also a place with cancer, you know...
It is said that the first thing you see after breaking an egg shell is a parent.
Ah, you say that a lot.
I think there is a limit to that, too.
Limit?
To what extent do you think you are a parent?
Hmm...
I guess you're a living thing, right?
Ah, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For example, when you break an egg shell, let's say you were there.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
I think you're a parent.
Ah, is that so?
Yeah.
No matter how tight you are.
I'm not tight!
Then you don't have to be tight, but...
No, I'm not!
I'm not tight!
You're the same as Puyo Puyo from earlier!
If you say it like that, everyone will think I'm tight!
W-what are you doing?!
If you say it like that, everyone will think I'm tight!
I'll inject you with blood.
W-where?
Wherever you like, I'll inject you with blood.
You're going to inject me with weight loss fluid too?
No, I'm not going to inject you with that!
Why not?!
So you think of me as your parent?
That's what I'm talking about!
That's right!
If you ask me what I think of you, you'll think of me too, right?
I see.
I don't think of you as someone with a deep heart.
You're human, right?
I see.
I'll say it quickly.
You know, you're the only one who's caught up in you.
You're an obstacle for me and my partner!
No!
Even if you say it one by one, in the end you're human, okay?
So, dog.
Yes, yes.
Idiot.
Doggy.
Doggy?
What does "doggy" mean?
You're scared?
Forget it, I'll drop you.
Forget it?!
"Doggy" doesn't exist!
Yes.
So, dog.
Yes, yes.
Why don't you do it with me?!
Dog.
Yes, yes.
Do it!
Do it together!
Dog.
Yes, yes.
Do it!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you still my partner?!
So, fish?
Fish.
There's only goldfish.
Ah, goldfish!
Yes, yes.
Goldfish.
Ah, I got it.
Then, let's do it.
Yes.
Pigi, pigi, pigi, pigi.
Oh?
What's up?
You're talking for a long time.
What's up?
Dad.
What's up?!
What's up with you?!
Goldfish...
Do it!
I don't want goldfish!
You don't want goldfish? Then do it with me!
I want to do it with you!
If you want to do it, go home!
Spit it out!
Do you think you can do it?
Get out of here!
If you don't want it, don't do it!
What about cockroaches?
That was a good one.
Thank you.
It's pretty hard to call this "dad," isn't it?
I see.
Let's try it.
You're one of a kind!
It's like an old manzai.