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This week, we have a special talk with Malky and Miko!
Recently, cats come to my balcony every night.
Black cats, of course.
Black cats!
Black cats come to my house.
Black cats also come to see my house.
I feed them.
But I don't buy them.
I just give them something like bonito flakes.
You live alone and you have bonito flakes?!
Well, I have to get something out of it.
You can't make that kind of food!
Unfortunately, their forelegs are injured.
How can I say...
Cats are...
Humans are a little timid.
If their legs are injured, they must have been bitten by humans somewhere.
I don't know, though.
They don't come to me from about one meter away.
But I try to get as close as possible with my feed.
But they're still scared of me.
I laugh and talk to them.
But they're still scared of me.
I want to catch them as soon as possible and take them to the hospital.
Is it over?!
What the hell is that?!
No, no...
If you say it like that, you sound like a good person.
Just say it!
It's a long story.
In the end, what I wanted to say was...
Matsumoto, you know...
When you go home and tell everyone about it...
You're mean!
I haven't said it yet!
When you go home and tell everyone about it...
You're mean!
First of all, let's hear what happened just now from "just now"!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Oh, I killed a cat!
That's right, you killed a lot of animals...
No, of course not!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Who is the most popular man in Japan right now?
Well, I think there are opinions from various people, right?
Who do you think it is?
Well, right now...
The most representative one is Sorimachi, right?
Yes, Sorimachi...
And who else?
The one who appeared in the drama with Sorimachi...
Who's that dark-skinned guy?
Who else?
Sorimachi and who else?
Oh, Takenouchi!
And?
I don't know... Who else?
Kimura Takuya...
What? Kimura Takuya?
Kimura Takuya...
Do you think it's him?
I think so...
That's a big mistake!
Oh, is it?
Let me tell you something good!
For example, there's something like "I want to be hugged"...
There's a little bit of a mistake or a mystery in that kind of data...
And I found it completely...
Oh, I see...
Kimura Takuya...
Yes...
The one who likes him the most...
Yes...
And the one who's the most popular...
Yes...
Yes, I see...
Kimura Takuya...
The one who likes him the most...
But that doesn't mean he's popular...
No, it doesn't!
Kimura Takuya...
The one who doesn't like him...
But I know that...
That means...
Yes...
That means...
Well...
About 10th place is the most popular one...
The fact that you like him doesn't mean you're popular...
No!
The most popular one is the one who's loved by everyone...
Oh, I see...
But even if you don't aim for 10th place...
Yes...
The number of people who say "I hate this person" is very low.
Well, I don't know about that...
Yes, yes...
But simply put...
If you look at it like this...
If everyone is in 1st place...
It means that they are popular, right?
Yes, yes...
That's what it means, isn't it?
Yes, yes...
The one you like the most...
Yes, yes...
That's what it means, isn't it?
Yes, yes...
No one thinks that 10th place is the most popular one...
Yes, yes...
Then...
I lose, right?
You've been completely defeated!
Oh, I've been completely defeated!
That's exactly right!
No, but...
Is it like that?
No, but...
If you look at it like this...
You usually think like that, don't you?
Do you think I'm that popular?
Of course you do!
Of course!
Even if you walk in the city...
Everyone will come to you!
Yes, they will.
They will for sure!
No, you guys are just saying it like that...
If it's a real thing, you should say it!
Yes, I think so too.
Celebrities looking at you on TV are completely different from real things...
Even if you're Katsura Kokinji, you're still pretty cool.
Compared to looking at you on TV...
No, no...
Compared to looking at you on TV...
No, no, no...
No, compared to looking at you on TV...
Your face is surprisingly small!
But that's only because my face is small!
I don't think it's cool!
No, compared to looking at you on TV...
No, it's not like that!
I don't care about that, but...
No, no, no...
No, I think it's a little bit like that.
Right?
I think it's definitely like that.
There are so many people who say...
Downtown, I saw you for the first time today!
There are so many people like that!
Of course!
I've been watching you on TV for a while now...
But it's my first time seeing you in real life!
Seeing you in real life...
What is this?!
Right?!
He's already posing!
Oh, it's him!
Only men like me can see that!
It's already amazing!
It's amazing!
I really don't know which one is which!
So that's what you mean.
Yeah.
So I don't know which one is which.
I don't know which one is which.
And also...
Yes?
You know...
What is it?
When you have a bad impression on someone, and when you're nice to them...
It changes.
It changes, right?
I have a bad image, you know?
Yeah.
Like...
Hey, let's go to a coffee shop.
Hey, let's go to Senkai!
You say that, right?
But if I say it like that...
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Then I'll take off my apron.
What will you do?
Huh?
For what?
That's where it goes!
But...
Like...
Out of ten people...
I'd say "You're nicer than usual, Matchan."
You're a big lonely man.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who bought a giraffe for his pet and has had it for three years.
Yes, yes.
I also want to buy a giraffe.
When and how do you let it walk?
And what kind of feed do you feed it?
Please tell me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
I've looked through it a lot.
You've looked through it?
Where did you hear about it?
Oh...
Yes.
How big do you think it is?
First of all...
Are you sure you bought it or not?
Don't you want me to confirm it for you?
Like...
Do you completely believe in fortune-telling and say "I bought it"?
That's what you've decided, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't that strange?
Whether you bought it or not...
First you ask me and then we'll talk about it, right?
You might say "I didn't buy it" but...
Why do you keep doing it all by yourself?
Isn't that right?
Doesn't that mean you're letting it go?
Isn't that right?
First of all...
Are you buying it or not?
Kirin!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I heard you're buying Kirin for your pet.
Yes.
Are you buying it or not?
I am.
Kirin!
I told you, Kirin!
Kirin...
There are different kinds of Kirin.
Everyone says "Kirin", right?
"Kirin"!
It's "Kirin", right?
Well...
Well, everyone understands.
Kirin is fine.
Kirin...
Yes.
There are different kinds of Kirin.
Yes, yes, yes.
Kirin...
Oh, really?
They look like this.
What do you mean by "kirin"?
I mean...
Not all of them are big.
Some of them are small.
Well, well...
Some of them are like that.
Some of them are like "kanten" patterns.
Some of them are like "mizutama" patterns.
But not all of them are like that.
So you're buying...
What kind of "kirin"?
What kind of "kirin" do you mean?
How big is it?
What kind of pattern is it?
Well...
How big is it?
Well, if you put it in here...
It will be like that if you put it in the neck length.
What?
Actually...
No, no...
This is a "kirin" pattern.
You can still wear it like this.
No, no...
Don't stand on one knee!
No, no...
You're buying it!
Where are you buying it?
Where am I buying it? What do you mean?
It won't fit in the house, will it?
It will fit in.
Where am I buying it?
It's all blown out.
Is it expensive?
It's expensive in my house.
Is it?
Yes.
Well, of course it is.
You're making me walk!
You're walking your neighbor?
Well, my neighbor or a boy.
Are you a boy animal?
No, I'm not. I'm a hippo.
What's wrong with walking? If you're a dog, you can hold a chain and...
Yes, yes, yes.
You can do it, right?
Well, you can talk about it, right?
No, no, no.
How do you...
Take it?
Well, well, usually...
No, no, no.
Where?
Your face!
In a world like this...
Your face!
And you're walking like this!
Well, but...
You can talk about it here, right?
But it's really hard for him to walk.
Why?
He's like this!
But it's okay, right?
Hippos are okay like that.
I don't know if it's okay or not!
What is this?!
You don't know anything!
Why did you kick me in the stomach just now?!
Matsumoto-san, you're good at giving advice.
Well, you know...
Tell me how you'll give advice in the next situation.
Okay.
When your friend cuts his hair and it doesn't look good on him.
Is there anything I can say about advice?
Well, you know...
It's spring now and I'm on a plane right now...
By the time I arrive...
I hope I can meet you all again!
I swear!
I don't know anything about you!
Next time we meet, I won't say "oh, it was like that!"
Saying "oh" like that is not polite at all!
On the contrary, it's rude!
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
If you say it's rude, we won't think of it as rude!
For example, you say...
Wow, you're a man!
It's rude, isn't it?!
No!
It's not rude at all!
I knew it!
There's no way!
What do you think?!
I knew it!
It's rude to say "you're a manly man", you know?
Why do you say that?
I'm just saying that it's rude.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, either.
So you say what's wrong about the other person.
I see.
What's that?
When you cut your hair and it doesn't look good on you.
Yes, yes, yes.
You said the same thing back then.
First of all, that hairstyle is weird!
But! But!
But you say...
I...
I like you!
That's...
What kind of curse is that?!
Don't curse me like that!
What is it?
Is it bad?
Your friend's house is small and dirty.
Yes, yes, your house is small and dirty!
I'm not saying it!
Your house stinks! Get out of here!
It stinks?!
What kind of house is this?!
But...
I like this house.
Your friend's father and mother don't get along with each other.
Your friend's father and mother don't get along with each other!
You stink!
But!
But I like you!
What's with you?!