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I caught a cold.
I sell preventive injections.
You're lying. You really do things like that on your own, don't you?!
Hamada collapses from a cold.
Hamada's Sickness Project - "User of Kids - Behind the Scenes" Special!
A work of memories of kids we all choose to commemorate the 400th anniversary of retirement - a great success!
As a star of the show, the number of broadcasts this year has finally exceeded 400 times.
User of Kids - Behind the Scenes
So far, many famous projects, hidden projects, etc. have created projects that will remain in memory even if they do not remain in memory.
That number has exceeded 40 just last year.
User of Kids - Behind the Scenes
However, this show seemed to show only the back side of things, but in reality, it didn't show the real "back side" of things.
Therefore, this time, "User of Kids - Behind the Scenes" will be shown from top to bottom.
User of Kids - Behind the Scenes
Until now, we have not shown "downtown" to anyone or anywhere.
In addition to "yamasaki", "kori", "user of kids" faces, etc.
"User of Kids - Behind the Scenes" will be broadcast while mixing various unreleased VTRs.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
First, "Star Loss Station".
This project calls for "big guests" on the cliff.
I'd like to invite "big guests" more often.
The person who was called to call up "stars" from downtown...
...has to appear in place of the "stars".
For the person who was called up...
...the time needed for making the drug is short...
...and they panic and appear in a hurry.
They ask for "truth".
Oh, it's you!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Oh, no!
I'd like to record "heroes of Yakushima".
Oh, no!
I've never seen you before.
I saw you a little while ago.
Call me up.
Really?
Why are you laughing at me?
Hey!
This is my first time!
Oh, no!
I didn't get any of it.
This is my first time. What's going to happen?
I don't know.
I feel like I'm getting drunk.
I'll do it.
If you don't do that, I'll attack you again.
Don't worry about it.
Let's go.
Yes.
What are you doing?
He's here!
He's here.
Hello.
Welcome back.
Why are you wearing a sailor uniform?
It's a little...
If you don't mind...
I'd like you to come out.
What is it like?
What do you mean "what is it like"?
Good morning.
What is it like?
What?
Can I go home?
Is there anything else?
Excuse me.
He's really dashing.
You didn't push it down, did you?
I didn't push it down.
It's really big.
I think I've seen him around here somewhere.
Inoku-san, where are you?
Hey, Suwa-san.
Inoku-san?
Maybe you should ask him directly.
I don't think he's here.
I'll look for him, but I'm sorry if he's not here.
[The members are discussing the scene]
I don't know what you're talking about.
[The members are discussing the scene]
Your faces look different.
[The members are discussing the scene]
[The members laughing]
I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Oh, it's hard to say it in English
[The members are happy with the success of the mission]
Are you tired?
Why are you doing this?!
Do you want to come out now?
One, two, three!
Daaah! Daaah!
Hahaha!
Well, next time...
Hahaha!
I can't shake it at all!
It's round...
Oh, is that why they call you "Mr. Shimura"?
Oh, yeah... "Takasu".
Hahaha!
I've never heard of it!
Well...
Can you call me here?
Hahaha!
I can't shake it!
I'll record your face!
I'll sing a little...
That's not it...
You know...
He's running away!
Good morning!
I'm Shimura-san!
What?
Akko-san?
Akko-san's here.
Akko-san's here?
Yes.
Akko-san?
No... Matsumoto-san... Akko-san...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Of course, it's Matsumoto.
See? He's here.
Matsumoto-san, Akko-san, hurry up!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Akko-san, hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Akko-san, hurry up!
If you say that, say something else first!
Matsumoto will do it?
I'm going to do it.
Akko-san's here.
Akko-san's here?
Matsumoto-san's here?
Yes, I'm here.
It's too late, Akko-san.
Sorry, but it's already over.
What do you mean "it's over"?
What should we do?
What kind of makeup?
I'm sorry.
I don't have any weapons.
You're right.
Let's sing.
Ah!
What did you do?
mara jiro!
Going abroad...
Hahaha!
Yes!
I've wanted you to come back for a while!
HO HO!
Hahaha!
Isn't he crazy?
HAHO
Haha
exaggerates
No he's not crazy!
Yeah it's terminated!
I'm sorry.
And for the first time ever,
Endo Koriko was playing a role like this.
Big Love!
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy!
And for the second time,
Koriko Tanaka was playing a role like this.
She's so skinny!
And for the third time,
Endo Koriko was playing a role like this.
Hey!
What's up with your schedule?
It's Mr. Wajima!
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiara" series, the staff will appear one by one. Let's make a Gaki calendar '98!
And this project, which is sure to be a premiere and a complete limited Gaki calendar...
As the shooting progressed for each birthday of the cast and staff, while everyone was preparing and making a big fuss,
Macchan and Yamasaki started this kind of thing.
I'm here with Mr. Yamasaki.
Oh, hello! Nice to meet you!
You have a lot of things you want to do next year, don't you?
I'll do my best next year.
You want to do your best next year, don't you?
Oh, you do?
Yes.
For example?
For example...
You want to do something like this, don't you?
Well...
Yes.
Is it about work?
It's a long time. It's like a snap.
I want to play the piano or something like that.
I want you to do something serious.
Serious?
Don't lie.
You're talking nonsense.
Well...
You want me to do tofu?
You're talking nonsense.
You want me to do tofu?
Oh, you want me to do something serious?
Serious.
I only think it's serious.
Why?
Because it doesn't fly much.
Today, we have Mr. Matsumoto Ito.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
No, no, no.
It's been 98 years now.
That's right.
How many years will it be until the 21st century?
That's right.
Four years?
It's not four years!
When are you talking about?
Two more years!
This is kind of hard.
What are your aspirations for next year?
My aspirations for next year...
I want to do a lot of extermination exercises.
I see.
That's a good thing, isn't it?
Yes.
Extermination and extermination again.
I want to exterminate and exterminate again.
Oh, you're going to exterminate and exterminate?
Yes.
I don't want you to be surprised.
I'm not talking about surprising you.
It doesn't matter what it is.
If you don't tell me...
Do you want me to tell you?
It's up to you.
When you're stupid, you leave me alone.
Come in.
Talk, talk, talk.
I want you to tell me something funny.
Tell me more and more of those things.
For you, Mr. Yamazuki...
Something funny?
Yes, tell me something funny.
What is it?
The position of your pose.
The position of my pose?
Yes.
What is it?
Make it easier for me to understand.
I think you can do it now.
The position of my pose?
Yes.
It's going to fall now.
Oh, really?
What do you mean by "the position of your pose"?
Tell me something funny.
Yes.
Did you shoot this?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK, OK.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
What did you do?
OK, OK, OK.
Mr. Hamada is our guest.
Do your best for the second round.
It's the corner between you and Mr. Yamazuki again.
Is it me?
It's big.
Yes, it is.
Five seconds before.
Yes.
Five, four, three, two...
OK, thank you.
Today...
You are very friendly.
Today...
Today's guest is...
Hama-chan.
Good evening.
What's wrong?
You look like an angel.
- Do you usually look like this? - No, I don't. I'm usually very cheerful.
- Oh, really? - I don't have a TV.
- Do you usually look like this? - What do you usually look like?
Don't say you're cheerful.
Since it's a talk show, we're inviting a lot of guests.
We have Suzuo-kun for the first time.
We have Tanaka-kun for the second time.
And we have you for the third time.
It's the 21st century.
How many years do we have left? Two years?
Since we have two years left, we'd like to know how you're going to carry yourself.
You have a big backpack.
- What do you think? - Are you trying to make a joke again?
- If you don't have a joke, don't say it. - That's right.
But we've learned how to talk, haven't we?
- I like it when it's raw. - Yeah, from now on...
- It's different from TV, isn't it? - From now on, we're going to...
- We're going to learn how to talk. - That's right.
- We hope you'll enjoy it. - Yes.
- We hope you'll come again. - We hope you'll come again.
- Please teach us more. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- It's cold, isn't it? - Isn't it?
The 9th Gaki no Chikai Araen de Chiki Chiki Shinshun Dai Shindenkai!
At Shindenkai, which was the first recording of the year,
everyone was in a good mood, including alcohol.
There was a conversation between Macchan and Hama- chan, who are not usually seen.
What are you doing?!
Hey, drink up!
Why did you let me in?!
Ah, Downtown is here!
Downtown is here!
Until such a party mood came up,
Downtown decided on a new manzai duo at 9 o'clock.
In front of everyone, they come out of the stage and make expressions that have never been shown before.
The first group is...
Hamada and Onuma!
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
Nobody cares! Nobody cares!
What are you talking about?!
Nobody cares!
What are you talking about?!
It's complicated, isn't it?
I want you to accept it, but I don't want you to accept it.
I don't want you to accept it so much.
That's right.
It's like a bird.
No, it's not!
You shouldn't have said that!
That's right.
It's hot!
You shouldn't have said that!
What?!
I'm so hungry!
You did a good job!
Thank you!
No, you did your best!
Thank you!
With your power!
I'm so happy!
This is so hard!
There's no room!
There's nothing there!
You can't go there!
There's nothing there!
This is amazing!
I'm not nervous at all!
I'm not confident!
Thank you!
This is the last one!
Finally, it's the last one!
We've shown you a lot of things so far.
The first, second, and third ones were really good!
I see!
I don't know if the fourth one will be supported or not,
but the last one is!
Finally!
What?!
He was born in Makimoto and Irie!
Congratulations!
Hello! I'm Makchan!
Hello! I'm Irie!
Nice to meet you!
Hammers!
I'm going to hit you!
Weird man!
Stop it!
Thank you!
I can't do it by myself.
I was nervous.
I've always wanted to come and see it.
I'm very satisfied and it's interesting.
It was very interesting to see something like real comedy.
Please stay in downtown as powerful as you can.
It was very interesting.
I've always loved it and I've always watched it.
It was very interesting to see it in person.
If you have a chance, please come and watch it in a match.
The 130R headquarter in Yoshimoto Industry.
Downtown has seen many bad guys working for his junior, Kokoriko.
When he heard Kokoriko's wish, he decided to send him back to Osaka.
Let's send him back.
Send him back?
Send him back to Osaka.
Soon after, Downtown entered Hong Kong's music room.
Hong Kong, which resisted, was terrorized by everyone.
Hey, what are you doing?
Put it in your mouth.
Then, he loaded Hong Kong's cardboard boxes onto a truck and sent them to Osaka.
There's only one reason for going to Hong Kong.
When we left Hong Kong, the staff said, "Thank you for your hard work."
No one said that.
But if you really go to N.G. Game, I'm a little anxious now.
Are you serious?
And after the recording, what happened in Hong Kong?
I'm counting on you.
Be careful.
Stop it!
I'm going to Osaka for a while.
You look like him.
Good morning!
I'm sorry.
What happened in Hong Kong?
You know, like a con man.
Hitting the wall and thinking "I'm stuck!"
That's not how you cut it.
How do you cut it?
With this lip.
No, you can't cut it.
You're doing it yourself.
It's disgusting!
Yeah, you're cutting it yourself in a box.
No way!
Don't do that.
You're the one who's funny.
I can't do it anymore.
You can't do it yourself.
You should have taken him with you.
You two are making me do it.
Really.
You're responsible for it.
And I don't turn the camera.
I was about to stop, but you said it hurt.
I'm serious.
It's still common sense.
Even 50 common sense people can't get it right.
They can't get it right.
From Yougetsu-shita-hamada, we will give away a limited calendar of "Gaki-no-tsukai" to 50 people.
The end of the advertisement is up to here.
We will change the lottery with ideas.
Everyone, go crazy and apply.
Thank you for watching.