AISubs v3.4
- Where do you come from? - I'm from Suma Suma.
- Huh? - I'm from Suma Suma.
- What do you do? - I'm a kendo.
- Oh! - Yes.
- You can do it? - I can do it.
- You're really strong. - How many dan do you have?
- Well, I don't have many, but... - Excuse me.
- You can't do it if you don't have any. - No, I was a club president when I was in middle school.
- Really? - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- I've talked about it with the two of you, but... - Yes.
- But you don't have a job yet. - We don't.
- We don't do that. - But you'll do your best, right?
- No, we won't quit. - What?
- We think we're doing our best. - You won't quit?
- You... - We're not asking you to quit today.
- Hey! - Excuse me.
- We won't quit. - Excuse me.
- We're trying our best, but... - Yes.
- We can't go higher than that. - That's difficult.
- We can't go higher than that. - That's right.
- There are many people from Osaka and Yoshimoto who come to Tokyo. - Yes.
- I think that's one of the reasons. - I think so, too.
- If we don't have them, we can go higher. - Yes.
- To be honest, Hong Kong is... - Hong Kong?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Why? - Well...
- I sometimes meet you at work, but you always say "no".
- It's annoying. - That's right.
- We eat out together and I'm focused. - Yes.
- But you always look at me and ask me "how are you?" - No, I don't.
- I can't concentrate. - Yes, you do.
- When we go on a show together, you always look at me. - No, I don't.
- Like this. - No, you don't!
- Look behind you!
- We don't look at you. - No, we don't.
- We can't say that. - We're looking at you today.
- It's strange. - Hong Kong is coming to watch Japanese TV today.
- Yes. - He's setting up a camera in the dressing room.
- We're going now and Hong Kong doesn't know about it. - Yes.
- We're going to see how much Hong Kong hates us. - Hong Kong hates you?
- We're going to see.
- We'll decide that. - Yes!
- Yes, please. - We'll do it.
- Yes, please! - Yes, please!
- What is this? - This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Are you having fun? - Yes, we're having fun.
- We're here today as a theme. - Yes.
- Please say hello to the viewers. - Kazuhi.
- I'm Kazuhi. - Kazuhi's sick again.
- Kazuhi's sick all year round. - Kazuhi's sick all year round.
Do you know that?!
- Aren't youimsical?! How many packs do you have? - Can't you find only about three?
- Don't you have that many?! - I don't use favorites because I don't use contents.
Don't you have nothing but a little bit of content?
- Chestnut, sweet potato, pork belly, chestnut, recipe, - It's just over there!
Sixth disc.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You!
Let me go.
You might hit me in head.
Why laught at me?
It's embarrassing!
Let me go!
It's embarrassing to hit you in head.
How dare you speak badly of me!
Are you mad at me?
Or are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
I didn't mean to say that.
What? You want to live alone?
My life is lonely, too. I can't do anything in the morning.
You're always working.
Thank you.
It's over for me today.
I'll take a break for about seven days.
About seven days.
It's about the same.
Yeah.
That's terrible.
I know, right?
But we can't do this, can we?
Yeah, we didn't mean it like that.
If you say like that...
We always say like that.
Yeah, like that.
Let's give it back.
Give it back?
To Osaka.
Let's give it back to Osaka.
Let's work together and give it back.
Can we give it back?
Yeah.
Can we give it back?
We didn't mean it like that.
We always say like that.
Can we give it back?
Thank you.
Sorry.
We have sense of justice.
Don't move.
You're fat.
What?
You're fat.
You're not wrong.
Why are you getting so fat?
He's getting fat.
Ouch!
Let me go!
It hurts!
You made me hit you!
It hurts!
What are you doing?
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I'll send you back to the king.
Why?
Let me go! Let me go!
If you hit me, it'll be hard for me to work.
Let me go!
You first!
Watch out!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
I'll do it too!
Put it in your mouth.
It's hard.
Don't overdo it.
Are you okay?
Are you fat?
Are you bleeding?
Put it up for now.
It's definitely good in the fridge.
It's good when it's fresh.
It's not fresh!
It's good in the fridge.
It's hot!
It's hot?
It's hot.
It's smelly.
Put it up for now.
Stand up!
I'm sorry.
Can you hear me?
If we come back like this...
It'll be hard for us.
There's only one person in this house.
When we left, the staff said "Thank you for your hard work."
No one said that.
They said "Let's go to the NG game."
I'm a little anxious now.
Are you serious?
Idiot!
Is it like this?
It does look like it.
Last week, those of you who watched last week's show will know, but we made ramen.
Everyone, I'm sorry.
We were also surprised.
It was so good.
It's true that miso and soy sauce shouldn't be mixed.
I thought it would melt.
Your tongue...
My tongue...
It was good.
You said it was good.
The response behind it wasn't good.
The tempo was faster than I thought it would be.
It didn't shake properly.
You said it didn't shake.
It didn't shake.
You said it was dry.
It was dry.
The next day, my stomach was in a lot of trouble.
It's not your stomach. I know how big your stomach is.
They put a painkiller in my stomach.
It was terrible. I called an ambulance.
You're lying.
I didn't call an ambulance.
You almost called an ambulance.
I went all the way there. I almost vomited.
I thought it was strange.
Is it strange?
I'm laughing now, too.
I don't know where the staff is now.
I'm not hurting anyone.
What do you want me to do?
Money.
Why do you want me to pay you with money?
12,000 yen.
Are you stupid?
Why do you want me to pay you 12,000 yen?
It was really tough.
The first and second guests were sitting far away from me.
After the first guest finished talking, he said to me.
Hey, I had a hard time.
What?
That kid's ramen.
It was really tough.
I have basic physical strength, so I can't stand it.
Does justice have anything to do with it?
You're laughing because you have a stomachache.
It's like a duty.
Duty?
It's like a duty.
I don't know.
It's like a fifth sense.
It was really tough.
It was like that behind the scenes.
It's like a behind-the-scenes story.
It's no doubt that I couldn't hit him.
You can't do it yourself.
You look ugly.
You look ugly, too.
Oh, it clicked.
I guess I'll have to spray this, too.
Don't spray my face! Are you that manly?!
Nobody said that!
That's what you think, right?
Oh, of course!
But I'll say it clearly.
You're a little manly.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean "manly"?
You're a little manly.
You know...
You're a little manly.
I think you're a little manly.
You know...
When you're on TV...
You're so serious about it.
Like you're being watched.
Yes, yes, yes.
You think like an idiot.
And you spend about two hours on your makeup.
I don't know.
So...
It's still better, right?
When you come out like this.
When you come out like this, it's better.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know.
You came in without makeup yet.
To be honest, this is tough, too.
Wow!
No! No!
Sometimes you feel like you're going to stand up.
No, it's fine.
On the contrary.
What?
I don't know what you mean "on the contrary".
You're excited.
No, it's fine.
Well...
To be honest...
I'm glad you became a real talent.
No, it's not like that. There's nothing like that.
You know...
Olympics, Olympics...
You won another gold today.
You know...
If it has a meaning...
I think it's amazing.
Do you know what I mean?
Then continue.
What are you doing?
You know...
There's a crane shooting, right?
Yes, yes.
For example, you won a gold...
I think it's amazing.
I think it's good.
Because there is such a thing.
Do you know?
For example, in a marathon...
Well, well, well...
Everyone has something to run.
I think it's amazing that it's fast.
I think it's okay to admit it.
I think it's okay.
But...
There's an incomprehensible sport, right?
What do you use it for in real life?
For example, that woman's...
There's a guy like this, right?
He's crouching, crouching...
And then...
There's a guy like this...
Okay, okay.
Calm down.
Okay, okay.
Let's wrap you up in a bath towel.
No, it's not cold anyway.
When you come back.
No, I won't.
When are you going to use that?
No, but that's...
If you go skiing, you'll be good at it.
There's nothing to do like this.
It's impossible.
Skiing is fine.
If you do that, you'll be like this.
If you do it like that, you'll change.
That's what you do in life.
How do you do it?
No, mom will be happy.
Mom, I'll do it like this.
You wear it and go.
You can do it.
If you do this, you'll be in trouble.
I'm not in trouble!
You're crazy.
"You even made a weight for it, didn't you?" "This round one." "Yeah, that's right."
You rolled it up and it went all the way over there. I was wondering what you were going to do with it.
"What are you doing?" "You've been looking at me all the time."
"What are you doing?" "You look like you're going to do something."
"Hey, can't you see?" "I'm not saying you can't."
"You've been playing weird games all night." "What games?" "You don't know, do you?"
"What are you two doing?" "Ryuji." "Ryuji?" "Who's Ryuji?" "I'm the one who says 'yes'."
"Apologize to me!" "I'm sorry, apologize to me."
"Talk to me!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"What? Ryuji? What's that?" "Ryuji." "Ryuji?" "What's Ryuji?" "Oh, Ryuji is me."
No, it's me! It's me!
Don't say it like that!
Oh, I know! I know! It slips like this!
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
It's not you?
No, no, no. It's like a bunk bed, but it slips like this by itself.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there such a thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never seen it before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you scared?
You just said it, didn't you, Bob?
Hey, stop it, man.
Hey, stop it, you!
Hey, are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
Hey, you!
You should apologize.
You should apologize. He's doing it for fun now.
I've only done it once or twice now, and everyone is crying.
I cried about speed the other day.
Speed. I made it disappear.
(Laughter)
(Bell sound)
If a code violation recording camera installed on the highway is taken, what should you do at that moment to make an excuse later?
Have you ever been taken by Orbis?
Do you think I have?
(Laughter)
Do you think I have?
(Laughter)
Are you serious?
When I was in Osaka...
Are you kidding me?
You said you couldn't make it in three months, and you were screaming all morning.
Did I ride that a lot?
You were clearly in the picture.
(Laughter)
I was called and asked if I could take a picture.
Yes.
I was asked if I could tell who was next to me.
At first glance, it was you.
Yes.
(Laughter)
You are clearly in the picture from here to here.
(Laughter)
Oh, really? I don't remember it at all.
I took it properly, so it's no excuse or anything.
Well, then, what about the glass bucket?
No, but for the time being, it's reflected up to the number plate, right?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
And if you look it up there, the owner will come out, right?
The owner will come out.
Well, for now, let's call him out.
I'll call you out.
And you're wearing sunglasses, right?
What if I say it's not me?
I've never done it before.
Sometimes when I think "oh, it's Obisum", I always drive like this.
I don't think you should do it like this, but I do it like this.
You shouldn't do it like that!
Why?
You know it!
If you do it like this, you know it!
No, no, I definitely want to hide my nose!
No, but if you do it like this...
Even if you say it's not me...
No, this is dangerous!
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous, but I can't help it!
If you say "oh, it's Obisum", I'll go like this and say "oh, it's Obisum"!
Why?
You shouldn't do it like that!
I know you shouldn't do it like that, but you know...
I think it's about facial expressions.
Yeah.
You know facial expressions like "this guy doesn't like me", or "forgive me", right?
In the end, when you get caught, if you drive like this...
Get him out of here!
I see.
Get him out of here!
Don't touch me!
If I did it like that, I'd overlook it.
Right?
Get him out of here!
Let's talk!
Get him out of here!
I think you're dangerous!
If you do it like this...
If you don't do it like this, you'll get caught, right?
Because you're driving at an abnormal speed, you'll get caught.
Yeah, you're right.
Even at high speeds, you should do it like this.
Of course you should do it like this.
Yeah, you're right.
Before you do it like that, I want you to speed up a little more.
Speed up a little more?
I want to say something.
Okay.
Even with normal driving...
You said "forty"!
If you speed up like that, you'll get into an accident.
I see.
Even though you're driving so fast...
You're driving so fast, aren't you?
You're really driving so fast, aren't you?!
Even when you're turning...
"Forty"!
Do you have a cup of boiling water under you?!
It's hot if you drop it!
Where do you put it?!
Do you have boiling water?!
Question for Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san, when you're talking with Iwashita, Shiba, Kagamariko, Shazuna, Janet Jackson and others...
Do you make a "yes, yes" face?
Matsumoto-san, where and how far is your strike zone?
That's right, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you making fun of me?
It seems like you are.
Are you fine with it?
No.
You're saying something amazing.
You don't usually say that.
You're fine with it.
I'm fine with it.
(Laughter)
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's look at your tongue.
Do you have a Yanada-hanako?
I don't!
Me neither.
Do you have a Hisamoto?
I don't have a Hisamoto either.
You don't have a Hisamoto?
I don't.
I don't have a Hisamoto either.
So you don't like that kind of feeling.
That kind of feeling.
When you say "instrument", you sound like a percussion instrument.
(Laughter)
I like percussive instruments.
(Laughter)
Who says you're a percussion instrument?
(Laughter)
Who doesn't have a tongue?
Tongue...
Moriman.
(Laughter)
I don't have Moriman.
I can't do Moriman.
But I can do Taneumaman.
No, I can't do it. I'm the opposite.
I can't do Taneumaman.
That's tough!
(Laughter)
That's like...
There's a pig, so it's born like a bee, but...
No, no...
It's like this!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Well, I know it's tough.
But if I had to choose...
I think Taneumaman is...
better than me.
(Snoring)
(Laughter)
You don't know, do you?
At 4 or 5 in the middle of the night,
I knock on the door and say "Who is it?!"
And it's Taneumaman.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
I'm a little upset.
(Laughter)
I'll go all the way to your navel.
No, no, no!
I'll hit you more!
What are you wearing?!
I'll go all the way to your thigh.
That's special!
I don't need special!
No, no, no!
(Laughter)
That's...
(Scream)
I thought it was a big dent. (Laughter)
It's like a freshly bought car has been dented. (Laughter)