AISubs v3.4
We'll celebrate 400 times this year.
We'll choose a song from "Memories of a Kid".
It's a masterpiece!
Memories of a Kid
400 times?
It's been 400 times!
Really?
Why is everyone so talented?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
Did you read it?
No, I didn't.
Huh? Yamasaki?
I didn't read it at all.
Why?
No, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
Even if it's a private matter...
It's a parent's responsibility.
Do you know?
Dad, you're a comedian.
It's been 400 times!
It started on October 3rd 1989.
Oh, I see.
How many times has Yamasaki been doing it?
I've been doing it with him since the second time.
I don't remember.
Has Kobori been participating in it?
Yes, since a year ago.
It's been 356 times.
Let's eat a nice and cold curry udon.
Yes, yes.
Has Kokura been participating in it?
Yes, Kokura has been participating in it.
It's been about a year since I started doing power downs.
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Well, for now...
Yes.
We've done this a few times.
It's become a series.
Let's take a look at this.
Can you take a look?
Yes.
What's with you?
It's weird for you to take it off so quickly.
I'm asking you!
What's with you?
A special program for youth.
We challenge you again to take off your underwear.
This is the last challenge.
This katana seems like a toy.
It's not a toy!
Once again, Matsumoto from Shiroshio's clan appears.
If you tell me to take it off, I won't be able to do it.
If Masamune succeeds and you don't let me know, that's how it is.
Let's do it. With Catherine. With this.
Catherine?
Is this called "Catherine"?
It unifies the mind.
Can you give me two or three minutes?
Of course.
Are you going to do it?
Yeah, let's do it!
Give me some more time.
[A few days later...]
That's weird!
I like this.
Is your eye okay?
Does it hurt?
You're pretty nervous.
I can't see.
You're fine.
Go!
Okay, let's do it.
I hit you!
Give me three!
Three!
That was pretty close!
That was pretty close.
This and this will come too.
Ah, how nostalgic.
As expected, there is also something like "young".
That's right.
Thin.
Next!
Yes, yes.
Ah, I see.
Right?
I don't think we should look at this too much.
Summer vacation comparison between kids and adults!
Manager Okamoto is angry again!
A man who has dedicated his existence to a life- threatening challenge!
You know him, Manager Okamoto!
Let's go to Okinawa.
In a word, he was forced to come all the way to Okinawa!
What will Okamoto challenge?!
Don't say that!
Why not?
Because I hate cats.
Okamoto-san, let's go to Okinawa.
Hey, stop smoking!
Okamoto-san!
Are you stupid?
Are you really stupid?!
You guys came, you bastards!
I'm holding a cat and turning my back.
I'm scared of cats!
Hey! Hey, you guys!
Hey! You guys just came, didn't you?!
What are you doing?!
Okamoto-san, I'm...
Yes?
I'm like a float.
Yes, yes. Float in water.
Manager Okamoto challenges to float in water!
Okamoto-san!
That face!
It looked like a shoulder.
It's hot!
Okamoto-san, let's go!
Yes!
Good luck!
What are you doing?
I'm just putting on a mask!
Get down!
It's spicy!
If you bring it over here and bring it behind the bamboo, we'll push it down.
We'll push it down! Let's go!
Over here! Over here!
It's a different weapon!
That's enough, Okamoto-san!
Let's do it already!
It's reality.
This is the real picture.
It's ideal.
It's like a dream.
It's perfect!
Thank you.
Number 250.
Oh, number 250!
Come on, Yama-chan, come out.
Thank you.
What are you doing, viewer?
The viewer is angry.
Come on, Yama-chan, come out!
Yes, the viewer is angry.
Go ahead.
The entertainment world.
Two giants who share the same social power.
The amount of blood shed is unknown.
The fight over blood has further deepened the confusion.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
"If you're angry, you don't know what's scary." Jimmy Onishi.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
"Entertainment world.
"If you're angry, you don't know what's scary." Yamazaki Hosuei.
"If you're angry, you don't know what's scary." Yotami.
"If you're angry, you don't know what's scary." Aiman Ueno.
You haven't been on TV lately, have you?
I don't know!
You chose my job!
Even if you're on TV, you should have already done it!
You don't know what's happening in front of the office?
What am I supposed to do in front of the office?
No, you idiot! Get out of here!
You're the one who got kicked out of "Paradise Life"!
Don't say that, you idiot!
"If you're angry, you don't know what's scary." Yamazaki Hosuei.
You're both in a bad mood.
You're like a fish in a pond.
You can't even catch a fish.
It's hot!
"You're like a fish in a pond." Yamazaki Hosuei.
It's frozen!
It's so thick!
You know, I wash my mountains and rivers with firework showers!
It's sticky! It's sticky!
It's sticky!
I got it!
What's with you, you two?
You're human!
You've done enough.
You're human, too!
It's hot! It's hot!
You took a while, didn't you?
You look like you're wearing see-through clothes.
How is it, Mr. Yamazaki?
I'm in good shape, aren't I?
You're in good shape, aren't you?
I'm still at it.
How have you been lately?
You've been working hard back in the day.
We've been working really hard.
If you had a book you'd like to read again...
Goho Matsumoto's "Drawing Class."
I was surprised to see Mr. Hamada's painting at home!
That was a shocking debut.
I was laughing, but it was a ridiculous laugh.
Goho Matsumoto's "Drawing Class"!
Let's all write a book with the same theme.
I love Disney.
Mickey Mouse!
I see!
Mickey Mouse!
I see!
Do you want to see Garg's one?
Oh... Oh... Oh...
Oh, I see! This is what it was like!
Probably! Well, it's not like this, but it's a memory game.
Do you want to see his one?
I'll show you now.
I'll show you!
I'll run away!
It may not be like that at all, but...
It's like this.
What are you doing?
Garg's one is...
Oh, no!
No, no, no!
It's not like that at all!
I hope the viewers will agree with me.
No, it's weird!
This is bad!
This is the worst!
This is pretty good.
It might be better than the last one.
Is it a whip?
That's right.
Is a whip a whip?
That's right!
Let me see it.
This is the next one.
Let me see it.
Here you go.
You're a monster!
What's this? What's this? What's this?
Smile!
It's a face!
What?!
Wait a minute!
This is it! Your mouth is...
Can you smile for me for a second?
That's right!
Wait a minute!
You have a good sense of humor.
And now, it's time for Downtown's favorite movie!
I want to see that one.
Which one?
Amusement park...
That one, right?
There were a lot of openings for this movie.
I like it a lot!
However, this movie has no ratings at all.
I don't know what's going on!
Oh, is that so?
I like it a lot.
Hello, welcome.
Which one would you like?
Coffee cup.
Coffee cup!
Yes, coffee cup, please!
Yes, coffee cup, please.
Yes, coffee cup.
Two people, coffee cup.
Yes, is it okay?
Yes, please.
Yes, coffee cup, start.
Yes, please.
Yes, start.
Yes, end.
Too fast!
Yes, roller coaster, start!
Yes, roller coaster.
No, no, no.
Roller coaster, start!
Yes, please.
Yes, coffee cup, start.
Parade, start.
Yes, understood!
Yes, next customer!
Hello, welcome!
Customer!
Just in time!
It's party time!
Technical parade, start!
Please look at me for a moment!
The light is beautiful!
I don't like it.
It's good for your eyes.
Ah, customer, it's over!
Parade is over!
For my father, technical parade!
Thank you very much!
Father, please be careful.
Father, please take care of yourself before you die.
Thank you very much!
Father, please enjoy yourself while you're there.
Thank you very much!
Ah, it was fun.
Right?
It's too good, isn't it?
By the way, Suwa-chan, do you have anything you'd like to see?
Let's see what Jimmy-chan has.
What Jimmy-san has.
Downtown and Jimmy-chan's manager are having a fake sales talk
and watching if Jimmy-chan can do sales alone.
What is the result?
Jimmy-san's manager is Choku and...
Choku-san...
Jimmy-san, you can have it.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm so happy.
It's so fun. I wonder if he can ride it.
Go to the hospital!
We're here!
Where do you say "TBS"?
Turn left and go straight, right?
You should go!
Why?
Because I have work to do.
I'll give you half of this.
Wait! If you rip it off, I'll be the only one left.
Thank you very much!
Be careful!
Hello!
You're finally here!
Come and play with us!
I don't know what to do...
Come and play with us!
Yes!
He ran away!
I got one!
You caught a really good one!
We've been through a lot and we're finally here.
I can't believe we're being chased by a yakuza.
This way, please.
Excuse me for disturbing you, but what can I do for you?
Um...
Oh, Sakurai-san, I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Could you touch me for a second?
I'm a little hot right now!
Why are you running away from me?
What did you get me?
I don't know at all, but why are you running away from me?
I'm really hungry right now!
I'm going home.
I'm not going home anymore!
Thank you very much!
There are a lot of people in Tokyo, so it's a little heavy, but...
My character, Taiyaki!
Thank you very much for today!
I don't know what I'm going to get.
I'm really going home now.
From my manager...
He asked me to give you this.
Earlier...
When you were eating Taiyaki...
I was looking at you like that.
Isn't it Taiyaki?
I know, I know!
I know for sure!
I got Taiyaki!
I knew you'd take it!
I got Taiyaki!
I knew you'd take it!
Hamada got mad last night.
Hamada?
He got mad at Chagias.
Did you see Chagias yesterday?
I don't think I saw him.
He wasn't there at all.
Did you laugh at him?
Did you ever get told off for what you said?
I didn't get told off...
Shut up!
You should've said something!
You had long hair and you didn't want people to hear you.
You got told off for what you said, didn't you?
I didn't get told off...
Are you a comedian?
I don't know if you think I'm a comedian or not...
Forget it.
Hamada and Chagias say...
I said it for you, so don't worry about it.
I didn't say anything.
In fact, listen to the song...
What song?!
I said it, didn't I?
But...
Asuka is fat
Asuka is really really fat
She's dancing
Hey you guys
Why are you screaming?
This is a bad idea
It's Asuka, isn't it?
Let's ride together
Wait
What's wrong with you?
Don't you have anything to say?
I'm not saying it because I don't like it
Everyone is saying it
I'm saying it on behalf of you
I'm glad you didn't know
What's wrong with you?
This is my life
Is that so?
It seems like you understood
I said everything you wanted me to say.
I get it. I get it.
He was angry.
Oh, really?
He said, "I'm not that fat."
I see.
Yes.
It's not a big deal.
Yes.
Well, there were a lot of things.
Yes, there were.
If we introduced them, it wouldn't have been enough.
That's all we had.
Yes.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it 420 times.
420?