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Okamoto's funny or not funny quiz!
Okamoto-san, you know, the cat gave you a hard time.
Okamoto-san, you seem to know something.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
Funny or not funny.
It's out of sync.
Especially recently.
Out of sync?
Out of sync in every way!
Out of sync?
Out of sync!
Downtown is out of sync!
We'll start from here and check everyone's funny or not funny.
Oh, really?
Okamoto has absolute confidence in laughter and has a sense of laughter more than downtown.
This time, he'll use his junior Isomata and see if he can pull off Hamada Matsumoto's sense of laughter.
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"Okamoto's funny or not funny quiz!" Part 1!
How about this? Look at this.
Yes.
Has it already started?
Yes, it has.
Be careful.
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Yes, I am a strange old man.
Because I'm a strange old man, I'm a strange old man
Hit me!
This is...
- No, it's not funny. - No, I'm sorry.
- I don't think it's funny. - We laugh because of the laughter in our mouths, but...
- It's not funny! - It's not funny!
- If you say it's not funny, it's not funny.
- It's not funny! - What?
- It's not funny now! - It's not funny now?
- If you say it's not funny now, it's not funny.
- It's not funny. - You have a lot of complaints.
- No, I'm sorry. - You're too relaxed.
- I can't say that. - I'm counting on you.
- You're too relaxed!
- If you're careful... - If you're careful...
- Everyone says nothing, but... - Everyone says nothing, but...
- It's scary that no one will say anything. - It's scary that no one will say anything.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- I'm talking. It's not funny.
- Your voice is different.
- I'm talking. Don't you know? - Yes.
- I'm talking. It's not funny.
- Don't you know? - I see. I'm going home.
Mr. Okamoto, isn't the second half a little dull?
The first half was good, but...
Don't you think it's been too long?
You have exactly the same opinion.
- The first half was fine. - No, it was really good.
The second half... too long.
Incorrect!
Incorrect?
- What's wrong with you? - Yamazaki...
I don't know what you're talking about!
- I'm not going back on my word. - That's true.
- I know some parts of it. - You don't know anything!
- Come on! - Do you work like a butcher?
I don't have any money.
I have a lot of money.
- The last one is this one. - Yes.
No!
- What did you think of it? - Was it funny or not?
- Wasn't it funny? - No, it wasn't funny.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
What you're doing is funny!
Funny!
Ta-da!
For the staff...
Okamoto, who had a sense of downtown and anxiety, continued his even more difficult mission.
Okamoto's Funny Funny Night Check Part 2!
First of all, this is...
Stop it!
Really!
Stop it!
You scared me!
This is funny!
You scared me!
This is funny!
Stop it!
This is funny!
Yes, this is funny!
It's like eating a woman's teeth!
Next...
This is...
Do you love me?
NO!
Do you love me?
FUCK NO!
Do you love me?!
NO!
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
NO!
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
NO!
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
NO!
This is funny, too!
This is really funny!
This is funny, too!
Yeah!
She's funny!
Me?
She's funny!
Is she funny?!
Huh?
The woman is interesting, isn't she?
"Alelelele"?
I thought that might be interesting, too.
It's getting out of hand a little.
I think so, too.
I don't want to write "chiptamba" in kanji.
That kanji is interesting, though.
Lastly, "masagus".
This is...
I love you.
This is interesting.
I don't know where I got it, but I don't know where it is now.
Take a break!
Take a break all the time!
You're a manager, aren't you?
It's no use getting angry all the time!
I'm sorry! I'll get angry again!
Go home!
Go home while you're gone!
Go home!
I'm sorry!
I can't help it!
Go home!
I can't see you anymore.
I don't think I can be a manager anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The audience is so close.
Right?
The difference between when the audience is happy and when they're not is intense in this show.
Today's video...
It's a bad mood pattern.
No matter how happy you are.
Right, right.
No matter how happy you are.
Yes, yes, what is it?
When you came down here earlier...
Yes, yes.
I was going to go in front of you...
Yes, yes, yes.
I said "Is it okay for me to go in front of you now?" and you said "Oh, there's no city, so it's okay."
That's why I asked you!
Well, I don't want to do it again, but...
Why do you have to go in front of me when you know I'm happy?
Well, that's how it is, but...
Hana-chan...
What?
Hana-chan, this is...
W-what is it?
There's green onion stuck in my teeth.
It's awful.
Take it off!
No, no, no.
I'm going all the way to the back of my head.
I can't take it off.
Did you eat anything that had green onion stuck in it?
No, I'm telling you...
Which one is it?
No, wait, wait, wait!
It's really amazing, so you should really take it off.
It's all green in my head!
I don't eat stuff like this!
That's not it!
There's a lot of green onion in it, for real!
I don't know if it's green onion or not!
Wow, it's tough!
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Can you bring me a mirror?
It's all green in my head, so you should really take it off.
You're definitely lying!
Wow, for real!
No, no, this is...
I'm telling you!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm not talking in the dressing room, though!
No, no, you can't do this.
This is...
Hey, what kind of mirror is that?!
It's a makeup mirror!
This is my own mirror!
It's good for you, isn't it? You can't see the upper teeth even if you talk.
Basically, it's already pulled out.
Pulled out?
It's there!
What are you talking about?
It's blue.
Oh, I can see it a little!
Oh, you can see it.
Why am I so excited?
Oh, it's like that.
Um...
I haven't had enough sleep.
Because...
Tokyo is...
What is it?
There are a lot of crows, aren't there?
Um...
There are a lot of garbage cans around my house!
There are a lot of them near the bar!
Why do I have to live near the bar?
Why do I have to live on the second floor of the bar and play the trumpet?
Did you smile?
Yes!
No, really...
What is it?
Someone tell me quickly!
Osaka is...
Wait a minute! I want to talk about everything!
What is it?
Oh, you got it.
Anyway, what was that thing?
A green onion!
That's terrible.
No, um...
Osaka doesn't have a lot of crows, does it?
Yeah, you don't see them much.
You don't see them much.
And it's definitely on the fourth floor!
That's what makes me so excited!
When I ring the bell...
Ah!
- No, it's not like that. - It's not like that.
- No, it's not like that. It's definitely the fourth time and...
- It's definitely the fourth time, but we won't drop it for the fourth time.
- That's right. - It's nice, isn't it? Like you, you know...
- Well, in other words, it's like Hollywood, isn't it? - Why?!
- Hollywood? It's not Hollywood. It's Japan's...
- What is it? It's over there in a nice place.
- It's not Beverly Hills! - Not at all?
- Of course it's not Beverly Hills! - Why?!
- Because, you know, when a celebrity has a family, they change a lot, don't they?
- Even my daughter from the east goes to an American school!
- I can't think like that! - Hey, calm down! That's your parents' way of thinking!
- "Daddy!" They say, don't they?
- I'm going to get in trouble for this!
- No, no, even if you say that, you know, right?! - Yes.
- If you have a child... - Yes, yes, yes. - You know that, don't you?!
- No, I don't! - Huh?! - No, I don't!
- It's really strict! - No, I don't know about that...
- No, no, no! If I have a child, I'll always have a paper knife with me...
- "You can't do that, can you?!"
That's not going to change.
Definitely not.
That's not going to change.
You're disgusting, aren't you?!
No, no, no, I'm serious.
In the end, you're the one who cares for the kids.
Your parents...
When you were a kid, you weren't really cared for.
Well, you know.
Why do you say that?
If you look me in the eye, you'll know.
You look like you just died.
You know, you weren't really cared for.
When you were a kid, you weren't really cared for.
Well, you know.
Your dad...
No, I wasn't.
Well, you know.
- Well... - There is. "Chikkun".
- There is a lot. - When you were a child... "Chikkun".
- At work. - I don't care about that!
- You were born with love. - Born with love.
- Your father was a bit crazy, too. - Crazy?
- You're making me sick. Are you crazy? - No, he wasn't a decent father.
- Decent father? - No way! - Why not? - He wasn't a decent father.
- Why not? - He always wore a whirlwind kimono. - Why?!
- To make you fall in love with him. - To make me fall in love with him, he wore a whirlwind kimono on his cheek.
- Right? - How funny! - But... - That is... - For example, "That's why I am like this."
- I don't care about that, but... - It all started with you talking about your father, didn't it?
- Yes, yes, yes! You all must be like that. - I guess so.
- Didn't he say that he was going to Hawaii for the New Year? - Yes, yes, yes! He said something like that.
She says it's fine for about a year.
I see, I see, she says it like that.
But you still don't want to move in with your eastern family, do you?
It doesn't matter!
You all really like going abroad, don't you?!
It's cold! It's cold! I want to go somewhere warm!
For example, for a week or two. If it was like that...
Isn't it?
I say it's cold, but where in Japan is it cold right now?
Eh?!
You don't wake up in the morning and feel cold, do you?!
You know, even in the morning, now in the night, you know?!
When you wake up, you're already feeling cold, do you?!
But it's not like you're in a good place...
No, no, no, no!
It's not like you're in a cold place!
You're just in the middle of work and you're feeling cold!
Why do you have to advertise so much?!
Everyone has a cold, right?!
Isn't it like you're in a cold?!
And you're like "peh-peh-peh-peh"
Who knows?! Do you know?! Do you know?!
And if you ask me where I'm going, I'd say a department store, right? It's warm there, isn't it?
You're poor!
Why do you say that? You don't really feel cold, do you?
Of course not!
When you go to the bathroom, the toilet seat is warm.
There's nothing cold about it!
If you ask me, the toilet seat and everything else is Hawaii, isn't it?
It's almost like Hawaii!
The flow is not Waikiki.
It's Honolulu, isn't it?
What is it?
Which one do you want me to answer?
ZooZoo show?
And what's funny about it?
And what's in Hawaii? Tell me about it!
The beach?
Do you run on the beach like this?
Right?
This is the funniest part!
Like this?
That's enough!
Like this?
Which one?
Like this!
Okay, I got it!
Like this, right?
Like this, like this!
This is the funniest part!
Like this!
Yes.
My brother, this is what he says...
Yes.
He can't get up early in the morning. What should he do?
After all, it's an impact.
What?
Putting katsu in my body.
Katsu. Putting katsu that would surprise me in my body.
Yes.
Do you understand?
But you should wake up every day with that in you.
That's right.
So you're sleeping and you wake up and you're still in a daze.
Your body is in a daze too.
Maybe you should brush your teeth.
You have a body.
You get up and eat a lot of grilled meat.
You're surprised, aren't you?
Your body says, "Grilled meat!"
Meat!
In the morning.
It's hard to eat meat in the morning.
It surprises me in my stomach.
It has nothing to do with whether you wake up in the morning or not.
Why is that?
How can you wake me up?
That's right.
So you're doing it after you wake up.
How can you wake me up?