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- Today's show will be educational. - Oh, will it?
Yes. We'll show you how dangerous this is.
- Oh, you'll show us? - Yes, we'll show you how dangerous it is.
- I see, you've prepared a lot of things. - Yes, yes.
- We'll use a microwave. - Yes.
We'll show you how dangerous it is and how OK it is.
- We'll show you how dangerous it is. - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- We'll show you how dangerous it is. - Yes.
- So he'll be singing a song in the microwave. - Yes.
I'm out of ideas.
- You came up with them all of a sudden. - Yes, I did.
- Maybe you shouldn't use them. - No.
You can use them until they come.
- That's the worst. - You can use them until they come.
- That's no good.
You might have another one next time.
Gaki no Tsukai
♪ Engine, engine, let's go crazy ♪
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Now, let's go for the first round!
Yes!
Now, which one do you want to start with?
Uh... anything is fine.
I don't know anymore.
Do you want to try this one?
Yes.
Do you want to try this one?
Yes!
I don't like it.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
I don't like it when it moves.
I don't like it when it's hot.
I'm scared.
It's scary to ride in front of me.
It's scary.
Everyone is getting bigger.
It's spinning.
It's getting bigger.
It's spinning.
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
What the hell is that?
Yoyo is a balloon with water in it.
If you put it in a microwave oven, of course, the water will overflow and expand at once.
It means that it erupted due to the expansion of water.
Take it.
Can you take it?
Are you okay with oxygen?
Mutant. Mutant. Mutant.
I'm scared.
I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
You're scaring me.
You look like you're about to get on top of someone.
You look like you're about to become a meteorite.
Let's move on to the next one.
This one.
It looks delicious.
Is it silver?
It's delicious, though.
What is this?
What are you doing like Kesonaro?
Kesonaro. Kesonaro.
Kesonaro.
You're good at it, player.
Oh!
Whoa!
- What next?
Yes, yes.
Oh! Oh!
It's funny, isn't it?
This is...
Screw it in front of you.
This is a forward roll type.
Yes.
Look down.
Oh.
Don't fight.
You did it!
You didn't know!
I'm sorry.
It's over. It's over.
Oh, oh, the momentum is over.
Screw it in front of you. Screw it in front of you.
This...
There's a tool.
Yes.
Scatter, scatter, scatter.
Oh!
It's nice!
I was just about to join you!
Right now I was about to join you!
Oh!
That's too much.
In the case of "The Monkey and the Mermaid" this time, metal - tambourines are made of metal -
so there is a phenomenon of a crackling sound.
As you can see from now on, I think it is better not to put the metal in the pencil case.
I see. Now, what should we do next?
Let's go.
Huh?
Is it next?
Yes.
This is scary.
It's nothing.
It's leaking already.
It's warm.
How was it?
It's like warm milk.
It's funny!
It's a rice cake.
It's like a shell!
It's cute!
It's like a rice cake.
Let's say it's a strict word.
How many seconds is "strict" in the menu?
In the menu?
None!
I'm coming.
Okay.
I'm coming.
Let me do it.
Do I press here?
Yes.
I can't stop it.
It's hot!
Stop it! Stop it now!
Stop it!
A fluorescent lamp has both an electrode and an electrode.
When you discharge it, it lights up.
When you put it in a microwave oven and discharge it,
an electrode discharges an electrode and you get something like iron in it.
That's why it's fluorescent and it lights up.
Let's go to the president's egg.
It looks like a dish.
Let's talk about my work.
The egg looks delicious.
It looks hot.
It can be placed on top of the egg.
Really?
Yes.
I'll shake it and put it in the oven.
In the oven.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Can you put it in?
Yes, like this.
What?
You can't do it like that.
You have to do it like this.
You're not supposed to do it like that.
Why am I doing it like that?
Look.
I'll put it in.
Come on.
Look.
It's heavy.
Look.
Don't do it!
Look.
It's really amazing.
It's sweating.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
It looks like an ordinary dinosaur egg.
It looks like a water ball.
No!
Oh! I was surprised!
The outside of the egg is empty and the inside is mostly water.
As the pressure inside increases and becomes less and less, it will explode at once.
I think you already know that you need to be careful.
It is important to read the instructions carefully and use them correctly.
The next day...
First of all, put that shell on your head.
No, I won't.
What's wrong with you?
Take it seriously!
Idiot! Idiot!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
The second game is...
The other day, when we were drinking in the bar...
Oh, again!
The other day.
We were having a Christmas special.
And all the guests brought their own bottles.
Since it's Christmas, Merry Christmas! Gah!
Well, one group was fine.
Let's make it two.
Let's toast.
Merry Christmas! Gah!
Dun-dun-dun-dun.
It's hard for me to keep my eyes open.
For example, the other day we were drinking with Rikiya, right?
But, you know...
It was moving.
It was moving and we were eating properly.
It was even better.
But, you know...
It was mostly empty.
The other day?
Yeah.
And in Dom Perignon...
I think I had about four bottles of alcohol.
Yeah.
I took a sip and there were twelve of them.
I want to see it.
I took it and...
Ten of them jumped into my head and...
Gah!
What's going on?
I couldn't sleep all night.
I'm not lying.
My face was red and I was like...
That's no good.
At the end of "Grove", you didn't say a word.
Actually, when "Grove" came out, I asked you for the first time.
Why?
I asked you and you told me for the first time that "Grove" came out.
Really?
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
Right?
It's funny when you say it like that.
"Grove" came out, didn't it?
Oh, the other day.
Yeah, it did.
What do you think about it?
This year...
What do you think about it this year?
And who was that red one?
Um...
Matsutaka.
Yeah, Matsutaka.
You don't know, do you?
Why is he the host?
I don't know!
He's working with an invisible power.
Why is he the host?
If you say "he's working with an invisible power", it's "****", right?
You're making me feel like I'm reading a script.
Why?
I really don't think so!
If you say "**** is retired", I'll treat you very well!
Oh, I'll do it.
No one will know!
"****", what's that?
No one knows about that!
No, that world is limited.
That's right!
That's what "****" means to me!
When you say "retirement", it sounds like a big deal, doesn't it?
If that's the case, then when Yoshimoto Shingeki's Okahachiro retires, he should be treated more seriously, doesn't it?
That's right, isn't it?
But, you know, Okahachiro is in a small place, isn't it?
But if you say it in terms of fame, Okahachiro is higher up, isn't it?
So, why? Why do you want Okahachiro?
No, no, that's not true! Okahachiro doesn't have any "****" or anything like that!
There's a "****" everywhere!
That's not true at all! The name value is...
But, out of millions of people, how many "****" fans are there?
Right?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure of it.
About 10,000 people.
Okahachiro's fans are 40,000 people.
Wait a minute! You said my fans were 40,000 people before!
No, no, it's not like that...
Do you want Okahachiro?
Wait a minute! Do you want Okahachiro?!
Maybe!
Do you want Okahachiro?!
Do you know Okahachiro?!
Maybe you don't know him!
Then you are just an old man!
No, no, no, no, no!
You look young, old man!
No, no, no, no, no!
You are underestimating Okahachiro!
Are you stupid?!
If Okahachiro comes, you will be surprised!
I don't know what you are talking about!
You are old!
You don't know that much!
Do you know Okahachiro?!
I know him!
You know him?!
Wait a minute!
Okuminohacchan!
Wait!
You even say Okuminohacchan!
No, no, this girl is from Kansai area, right?!
Look!
That's right!
If you don't know Okuminohacchan, you don't know him!
That's not what you say...
Okahachiro is getting more and more popular...
I want to release it!
What?!
What?
What is this?!
It's that...what was it?
It's here!
"Do your best, coat"!
You should say it!
"Do your best, coat"!
It's warm!
Thank you!
You should say it!
It's true!
It's hot!
It's hot, but it means it's warm!
It's true!
Mr. Mazumoto has been protecting you in every way possible for the past fifteen years.
If you and Mr. Mazumoto were walking outside together, and a strong wind blew and your face flew away and you became slimy, what would you do first?
That's a very good question.
Well, it's not something you should say, but it's about what would happen if that happened.
It's a very serious matter, isn't it?
But if you flew away...
I don't care what people say about it, but Mazumoto is the kind of person who can't allow anything to be said about it.
The first thing you'd do is pull out the string you always have in your pocket.
And then you'd tighten it up like this.
It's like a rubber band!
You'd pull up the ball like this, so you don't pinch yourself.
That's impossible, but...
I do have some money, you know.
If you didn't do it, you wouldn't look like that.
That's right, that's right.
I wouldn't look like that.
So when the wind was strong, I'd pull out the string and go like...
Ka-cha!
So you're not a team fighter?
No, I'm not a team fighter!
You're not?
I'm not like that!
You're not like that!
So I was walking, and then the wind blew.
At what point did I go "what are you doing?!"
Thank you.
Maria gets angry with the wind.
She gets angry with the wind and...
No, I was chasing her.
What?
You were...
I don't want to yell at you, but I was chasing her!
You should have come back earlier!
So when she got angry with the wind and flew away, I was like "what's up with you?!"
And when I saw you, you were already chasing her!
I was like "what's up with you?!"
I have a question for Matsumoto-san who is looking for a part-time job.
I have a part-time job now, but I can't afford the hourly wage.
So I have a question for you.
Matsumoto-san, you used to work and you still work sometimes when you can't afford it.
Can you please tell me about your hourly wage of 86,000 yen?
You were already doing it.
Yes, I was already doing it.
Oh, really?
Yes, my hourly wage is 86,000 yen.
In the end, I was able to make 116,800 yen.
In the beginning, I started with 185,000 yen.
So what kind of job is it?
It's like pulling out an eye ball.
It's too sudden.
If you had a little more talk, you would have said "pull out an eye ball"
Should I say it? "pull out an eye ball"
First of all, you will say it in an interview. "Are you a pull-out girl?"
"Are you a pull-out girl?" "Are you not a pull-out girl?"
Should I say it?
First of all, you will get a pencil.
You didn't say "what?"
Are you a pull-out girl?
First of all, you will say it. "Are you a pull-out girl?" "Are you not a pull-out girl?"
If you say "are you a pull-out girl?"
Will you pull out your right eye? Or will you pull out your left eye?
In the movie, it's "are you a pull-out girl?"
Ah, you will say "are you a pull-out girl?"
Left eye!
You will say "are you a pull-out girl?"
Then you will say "are you not a pull-out girl?"
Wait a minute!
What?
What will you do with your left eye?
Well, I will pull out my left eye...
Your right eye!
First of all, I will pull out my right eye...
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Then I will pull out my left eye...
Stop it!
- What are you going to do? - First of all, I'm going to throw it.
- Oh, first of all, I'm going to give you the time card. - No, I don't need it.
- Before you pull it out... - What kind of job is this?
I'm just saying. If you don't put in the time card before you pull it out, you won't know until you pull it out.
I know that!
- Of course you know... - The one who pulls it out will know!
I'm putting up a poster on the time card.
After I pull it out, I'll pull out my left eye.
Matsumoto, you're in!
Then I'm going to throw it hard!
I have a meter, so I'm going to measure how many meters it flew.
When it's about me, it can fly about 15 meters.
If you throw it for a long time, you can throw it hard.
Well, I have a love for my eyes...
I have a love for my eyes, so...
- I see. - Yes.
- So? - From morning until about 5 p.m.
Well, to put it simply, it's a repetition of that.
Why do you need 86,000 yen for that?!
That's why... you have a bad intuition, too.
There's a mirror... this is a magic mirror...
- I see. - In this mirror, a very rich person is eating while looking at it.
Ha ha ha ha!
Are you throwing it again?
I know how to do it.
Well, I know how to throw it, too!
The other day, you were second in the ranking of all Japanese great adults selected by elementary school students.
- Yes, I was. - Was it really so? - Yes. - I don't know, but... - Yes.
- I have a question for you, Matsumoto-san. - Yes.
When do you feel happy about becoming an adult?
Well... I don't know. When I stand naked like this and look at myself like this,
I can't help but...
I can't help but act like an adult.
I can't help but...
I can't help but... grab it.
Are you going to do it again next year?
What are you talking about?!
I'm sorry!
Well, I'll ask you instead of you, so wait a minute.
What is it?!
Well, it doesn't matter if you act like an adult or not!
It doesn't matter if you act like an adult or not!
Why do you...
It's not like that! Don't you get it?!
You and you yourself are a team, aren't you?
You...
Maybe you're right, but listen to me!
We're a team.
We're a pair.
We're a pair and we're a pair!
I said too much just now!
That's not true!
We're a pair!
As Team Matsumoto, this guy is working really hard!
He's wearing an umbrella!
He's not wearing it on his own!
He's working really hard!
You can't sing on your own!
That was funny!
That's funny!
I'm happy about that!
I'm happy about that feeling!
You're happy because you're not with everyone!
It's always the same!
In the end, everyone says they're alone.
No matter what team you're in, you're always alone.
But this guy...
Even if I go to the farthest land, this guy will come!
He's always there!
What do you think of this?!
It's funny!