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The first episode of "The Kid's Sign".
Periodic prank on Yamazaki.
Nagamura is dead!
Good evening.
Well, today...
Yes.
It's been a while since we've fooled Yamazaki.
Yes.
Well, he's used to being fooled.
Yes.
We're very careful about it.
That's right.
So we've thought about it.
Yes.
Staff, Nagamura...
Yes.
Let's pretend he's dead.
Yes.
He'll die anyway.
Well, in my opinion, he'll die once "Seven Changes" is over.
He'll die.
Well, first of all...
Let's call the lead actor.
Yes.
He should be dead by now.
Yes.
He should be dead.
It's scary.
The reason why we chose Nagamura's spot today...
Yes.
...is because it's not the most sober place.
But, well...
He's dead, right?
That's right.
Nakamura Yoshinobu, the most sober staff in "Seven Changes"
Even though he tried "Seven Changes" in the past, he kept failing.
In "Seven Changes" business, he's the man who left the biggest gap.
Actually, this "prank" has been going on since last week.
Nakamura approached Yamazaki all of a sudden.
Yamazaki won the opening cannonball race.
Yamazaki promised to give Yamazaki 100,000 yen next week.
Yamazaki gave Yamazaki his last exchange with himself, who was supposed to die next week.
He was the one who gave Yamazaki his last exchange.
Yes.
Yamazaki thought that Nakamura was dead.
And that's why he appeared in "Seven Changes".
I see.
Nakamura, who was supposed to die in a car accident, appears in front of his car.
Can Yamazaki stand this fear?
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This is for you, honey. Enjoy it.
Thank you.
My car is a light car, but I'm pretty good at driving.
I'm really good at driving.
I'm not good at driving, but I'm pretty good at driving.
I'm good at driving, but I'm pretty good at driving.
It was crowded, so I got off and got off the highway.
I don't know if it's right or wrong, but I hit my arm.
I hit my arm against the driver's side of the car.
I don't know if it's right or wrong, but I hit my arm against the driver's side of the car.
What time is it?
It's 12 o'clock today.
Are you coming to the club?
Oh, you're not.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
That's all?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, it's not like a weird prank, is it?
Yeah.
I knew it.
I knew it!
Who's in charge of your time limit?!
Who is in charge?!
It's hot.
I want to be with you forever.
It's not funny.
What? Really?
What about the tea?
I told you to talk to her.
She will come.
Really?
- Whichever way you look at it, it's not today. - Yeah, it's not today.
For example, it could be tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
Or maybe it's just you and me.
- What about you, Okamoto? - Yeah?
- What about you, Asano? - Yeah?
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- I'm going to go ask. - Okay.
- What do you think about that? - I don't know about that.
But it's true that it's pretty tough to make friends.
I don't really care about that.
- Sorry about today. - Not at all.
- See you tomorrow. - Thank you.
I'll go to the bathroom and be right back.
You stay in the back.
Don't say anything stupid.
Don't even talk to me.
I won't do that.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
It's okay.
I know you're alive and well.
Go.
Have you lost your mind?
Are you okay?
No! Wait! Wait!
This is serious.
No! Wait! Wait!
I can't promise you.
Wait!
I can't promise you.
What's wrong?
I don't know what you're talking about!
What's wrong?
Did you have 100,000 yen?
You had 100,000 yen, didn't you?
You were worried about it, weren't you?
I've been saying it for a long time.
What's going on with the player's 100,000 yen?
You idiot!
What's wrong?
It's messed up!
By the way, I don't have a job anymore.
Who said that?
I don't have a job anymore.
You're lying, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Are you serious?
What's that supposed to mean?
If you don't do it, you won't be able to leave alone.
Well, well, well.
Come to the dressing room.
I'm talking to you.
Come to the dressing room.
But you took it properly, didn't you?
I took it.
You're mean!
You're really mean!
Don't take money from a dead man!
I'm sorry.
You're mean!
It's cold, isn't it?
Well, you know what I think?
You say it a lot, don't you?
What?
You have a position, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know what it is, but you're over there and I'm over here.
It's decided, isn't it?
No matter what kind of show it is or what it is.
Right now, the commercial is playing, but it's "ampm", isn't it?
It's really scary.
The wind is coming from this side.
It's annoying, isn't it?
Yes.
When you're on a jet plane, the wind is coming from such a big fan.
Yes.
Why am I over there only at that time?
I...
Wait! I...
I didn't say you should go over there!
I...
It's strange, isn't it?
No, it's a very detailed thing!
No, no, it's fine.
Yes.
When you're on a jet plane, I'm over here and you're over there.
Yes, yes, yes.
And in your case, there's a man over here and in your case, there's a woman over there.
Right?
And in the end, it's two of you.
In the end, it's two of us.
Why is it only at that time?
I don't even want to look at your past.
Why am I over here?
I'm over here!
I'm still over here, so it's totally fine.
No, it's fine! It's fine!
It's not like I'm ugly or anything.
It's not like it's bad because of the wind.
It's not like that.
Why is it only today?
Why is it only me in this house?
Ever since I got home, I've been feeling a little down.
Why?
I don't know.
Why is it like that?
It's like in magazines, right? Like bad words written in downtown and you're like "gaah" and you take a picture of me alone, right?
Why is it like that? Why do I always have the opposite attitude?
Why is it like that today?
Do you think like that?
It's like that with your pictures, right?
Like on TV, you know, we don't do it anymore but we do it on covers.
Usually, when you use a picture of one talent, you should use the best one.
But when it's two of you, you prioritize which one looks better.
Obviously...
Hey, wait!
There's no reason for you to think like that!
You're thinking too much!
It's obvious you chose it! Don't you know that?
It's already Hamachan's style!
You chose it with Hamachan and Lemon's feelings!
That's enough!
You're disgusting!
There are weird photos even if you're alone.
Yes, there are.
There are, but...
This is like...
the last one of "focus" or something like that.
Look at this photo!
I took so many photos and look at this one!
What's wrong with you?
I'm hungry!
I wonder...
I wonder how you're all doing.
Huh?
How are you?
I'm fine.
Well, I'm sorry to say this like an old man, but...
it's really early this year!
It's early.
I'm sorry to say this like an old man, but...
It's really...
What?
If you ask me, it'll be around 40 soon.
That's enough!
Is it really like that?
It's not like I'm 40 years old.
What are you talking about?
It's okay for men to be 40 years old, but...
it's tough for women.
So I thought about it.
The age difference between men and women is completely different.
That's right.
A man's 40 years old is like a woman's 25 years old.
No, I'm sorry, but...
No, no, but it's like that!
It's really...
Seriously!
No, if it's at least 10 years old...
a woman's 25 years old is already old.
No, it's not like that.
There are different ways of thinking about it.
A woman's 25 years old is already old, right?
A woman's 25 years old is already old.
What?
What do you mean?
Well, whatever.
A woman's 25 years old is old, and a man's 40 years old is old.
They're exactly the same age.
You guys are stupid!
That's you!
Don't listen to him!
It's definitely not like that!
Well, I'm here for you, so don't say it.
You know, if a man's 40 years old...
he can fall in love, right?
Yeah.
Right?
A woman's 25 years old is usually the time limit.
Wait a minute, woman! It's your time limit!
But it's not just for me, it's not for everyone.
Your time limit is nothing!
Your...
Tell me some of your woman's time limits, woman!
Tell me a man's time limit!
Why are you asking me that?
Who do you think you are?
You're sweating all by yourself.
What's with you?
I don't have a woman's time limit.
When did you start sweating?
About 35 years old.
You are so cheap!
What? Cheap?
No matter how big of a target you set, you took it all!
You took all the coins!
You caught me!
I'm so angry. Why am I the bad guy?
I don't know if you're dead or not, so you're 35 years old.
Oh my god! The graph is...
Oh my god! Is it wrong?
You're 25 years old!
You're a woman over there! I saw it with my own eyes!
No, it's fine. You're honest, aren't you?
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Twenty-two?
Twenty-four!
Oh, it'll be over by next year.
It's fine.
You're running away.
I'm running away.
When you eat ice cream in a cup,
please tell us how you lick the lid without being embarrassed.
How you lick it without being embarrassed.
Oh, of course.
Please tell us.
Yeah, of course. It's fine.
What do we start with?
The moon.
No, I don't need you to teach me martial arts.
Please teach me how to lick a cup of ice cream.
Oh, it's okay.
Even if you do this...
Well, well, well...
Then you can lick it.
Like this...
Okay, you picked it up.
Then...
Oh, how awkward!
That's why!
Wow, wow!
But you know what?
I'm not saying you're cool or anything like that.
I'm just telling you how to lick without making a mistake.
How to lick without making a mistake.
Got it?
You lift it up and bring it like this, and when you lick like this, you're not cool anymore.
I see.
Right?
I see.
That's why you lift it up and don't lick like this anymore!
I see!
That's weird!
Do you have to do that?!
You don't go like this!
That's more irritating!
Why?!
You can't go like that!
You lift it up like this...
You can't do that on the first floor!
I see, I see...
You put it here and do like this...
You say "ah" and lick like this...
What's wrong with you?
Why do you have a tongue?!
What's wrong with you?!
Put your tongue on the desk!
You lift it up like this and say "ah, I know that!"
You say "ah" and lick like this...
I don't know what you're eating!
You put it on the desk!
Why do you do that?!
I see, you put it there!
Where do you eat it?!
You say "ah" and put it on the desk!
I don't know what you're doing!
Office!
Company!
You say "ah" and lick like this...
You say "ah, I know that!"
You put it there and say "ah" and lick like this...
You say "ah" and lick like this...
That's enough!
Stop it!
It's too much!
That's enough!
I want you to steal from me.
What do you want me to steal?
Your coolness.
Tell me. I'll imitate you.
What is it?
Your coolness.
Have you ever thought about how you walk?
From "gaki" to "de de de", "ladies and gentlemen", "te te te te te", from "de de de de" to "de de de de", you're totally cool.
"Ah, you're so cool today, too", you look at me like that.
You should have said that earlier.
Why didn't you say it now?
Why didn't you say it normally?
You, too, make some noise!
(applause)
Ladies and gentlemen... (applause)
But you know, the hall is different every time, so sometimes it's hard from the other side, but at that time it's still difficult. (applause)
Ladies and gentlemen... (applause)
Why is it different on the right and left?
Why?
You're not that stupid.
And you don't have enough time to think!
Give me some more time!
I can't make you wait!
I have a request for Matsumoto-san, who can make anyone laugh.
Yes.
Can you make the caster of today's 5 second commercial laugh?
Who was it?
I don't know.
Who was it?
Ida.
Ida-san?
Ida?
Ida Yumi.
If she's watching this, she can make people laugh.
But she can't make people who aren't watching laugh.
That's true.
If she says "Matsumoto-san, I'm watching you" in today's commercial...
I see.
If she says "Matsumoto-san, I'm watching you" in today's commercial...
I can make people laugh in a few weeks.
But I don't think she'll say it.
Even if she's watching.
There are things you shouldn't say about Tank Lori.
If you don't say it, people will send you autographs while commenting.
Tank Lori exploded.
It's probably harder than saying it.
Hmm?
- That's not a problem. - No, no.
Because Tank Lori exploded.
You read the news, so you don't have persuasion.
At the end of the news, you say "Hmm?"
- So you say "Hmm?" first. - No.
- Tank Lori... - No, no.
- You say it first. - That's right!
First you say "Hmm?"
- "Oh, okay... Tank Lori..." - No!
You don't have persuasion.
If only I could know that you two are alike...
That's right.
I'll start working on it next week.
Could you please stand up straight?
What do you mean, stand up straight when I'm calling you?
You've been standing up straight since the beginning.
That's also persuasive, isn't it?
Why is it persuasive if you stand up straight?
You should be serious when you're looking at the camera.
Why are you standing up like this?
Standing up straight is persuasive, isn't it?
What about you, Kin-san?
Kin-san doesn't stand up straight like this either.
Could you please look at me?
Okay?
Hungry.
It's good enough to make me sad.
That's no good.
I don't know. If you were a normal actor, you'd know what you're doing.
Well, you know, I...
I'd like you to make it slanted.
Of course, but I don't know if it's like this.
I think you know about that, too.
It's a little bad, isn't it?
If it's like this, I'm watching you.
Don't do it.
I'm sorry, really.
Well, even if it's next week, I'll make you laugh.
Can you move it a little?
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That's right.
I'm sorry, but it's said like this everywhere.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Toyota.
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Seriously?
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That's a good one, you know.
It's a different sense of security.
Um, can I have it, too?
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