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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" Chikichiki Super Cannon Ball
Mr. Kanazawa
Yes
It's cold again
But it's okay
This is the last shooting this year
The last shooting?
I decided not to shoot anymore
It's the last
Until the end of the year
You don't need to shoot opening scenes?
Until next May
I don't think I'll shoot anymore
Today
It's been a while since we shot outside
Yes
It's a big spectacle
I see
Super Cannon Ball
Yes
It's not just us
Let's start with this person
Please come in
It's cold
Please don't say "second place"
I don't know what "second place" is
It's cold
Let's go
Follow me
This person
He had a good reputation
It's been a week
Yay!
It's like a crazy bar
Mic drop!
Are you ready?
Let's go
Follow me
This person
Your eyes are dead!
Does your head still hurt?
Good morning
Two people for each month
Yes
This is behind the crab
Behind the crab
No matter how you look at it, it's behind the crab
Let's kill Sasai!
Hello
Good morning
It's rare for Okamoto-san to show up for something like this
I've been waiting for something like this
Is that so?
You want me to do something like this?
I see
This is what I've been saying all along
I understand
But I can't say it
Was Okamoto-san's forehead that wide?
Yes
It's pretty wide
Special machine 100m race
Let's race with special machines
If we win, we get 100,000 yen
I'm going to pick a machine
Let's start with Mazumoto-san
Really?
Are you serious?
Let's pick a machine one by one
Ok, one machine
Mazumoto-san's machine is…
Crane car!
I'm scared
Crane car!
Can you really drive like this?
This is Matsumoto san's machine!
Canon XI Machannelend's My Shooter's Crane!
You can control it and win prizes!
100,000 yen?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
No problem!
But I'm not sure if it's better than before
Right?
I'll go next
I hope it's a good one
Hamada san
Chomelurka
This is my machine
Hamada san lost his victory
I won
Hamada san is going up against Chomelurka
Next is Yamasaki san
Yamasaki san's machine is
Dump truck
It's like driving a dump truck
This is Yamasaki san's machine
Dump truck
Yamasaki san is going up against Dump truck
Michael san's machine is
Mixer
Michael san's machine is Pop Mixer
Michael san's machine is
Bulldozer
Michael san is going up against powerful bulldozer special
What is it?
Dump truck
Manager Okamoto got on Dump truck special
The machine is decided
Before the race, we'll have a little talk about machine operation
I don't know
I don't think I've ever been on one
What kind of action is this?
I'm scared
Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay
If you don't make me jump
It's hard
You told me to go forward
I can't win in a race
It's automatic
Oh really?
There's no gear
That's good
This is parking
It's on now
You can pull it out
You can put it back in
Let's say you're driving
It goes straight
If you put it forward, it goes left
I see
Release the brake and put it forward
I got it
If you do it like this
It doesn't go down
It doesn't go up
If you do it like this
It doesn't go up
Lecture is over
Let's race
Yes
Excuse me
Can you prepare for battle?
We can't go like this
We can't
Let's do it fast
It's cold
Everyone is here
It's hard to get in and out of sand
My face is floating
There's a goal in front
Do you see the flag over there?
That's the goal
Let's go Ondara
Cheer for me
Today's race is a special machine cannon ball
100 cars ride in a car
100 meters away from the goal
Let's see who can catch up first
The first car is my huge crane
After that, Dump GT is chasing
Other cars are slow
Is it difficult to control? Is the car too heavy?
The race is between two big cars
Machan is chasing Yamazaki
It's a close call
Let's see in slow motion
It's a close call
Yamazaki finishes
Yes
How was it?
Yes
I did my best but I'm scared
Yamazaki finishes
It's too slow
I'm full of eyes
I finally started to move
Now
I can still see you
Why did you look at me like that?
It's a shark
His face is up all the time
What are you doing?
He calmed down
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you run?
You
Idiot
Ladies and gentlemen
Yamazaki
Was the introduction interesting?
No, it was pretty funny.
Oh, was it?
It's been a while since you introduced that man.
Yeah, I was kind of nervous.
Oh, really?
Yeah, like, "Let's go to the bathroom before the introduction."
But it didn't come up at all, so I just kept going to the bathroom.
Why? You didn't like it?
I don't know.
It's tough, isn't it?
Huh? Who?
To keep going.
Right?
It's too late for that now.
It's not too late for that now.
No, I think it's tough.
I don't know when I'll die, but...
Of course you don't know until you meet me, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you die first, you'll die first.
Why?
No, I really think so.
Why?
Well, of course.
You'll die first, of course!
You'll die first!
Because I don't have a death factor!
Huh?!
The number of fans is different between you and me.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes.
Not many.
Huh?
Not many.
Wait a minute. I don't know what you mean.
Not many.
Not many means...
Not many fans!
Oh!
Well, you know...
The power of support is different.
I see.
Or does it have nothing to do with me dying first?
No, it's because of the number of fans.
How many fans do you think there are in Japan?
That's a lot of people, right?
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Let's say 500,000.
No, 500,000 is fine.
500,000 is old age.
500,000...
Well, well, 500,000.
It's old age.
And you are...
400,000.
Yes.
Well, well, 400,000.
That's enough!
Well, 400,000.
Those 500,000 people...
"Matchan...
Live, Matchan!"
When something happens...
Live!
Live, Matchan!
The power of 500,000 people...
Yes.
And the power of 400,000 people...
Yes.
Are totally different levels of power.
But you are more dangerous.
Why is that?
Damn it!
Zaka!
That's what you think, right?
And you are?
Mm, poi!
Eh?
You have a knife?
Zuraa!
That's what you think!
You're a terrible sexist man!
- It wasn't... - Shut up!
It wasn't pleasant at all!
You...
Are you stupid?
I don't know, but it's dangerous for you. It's expensive...
Yeah, yeah, it's like that, but why is it south- east and north-west?
Don't ask me.
- Everywhere? - Everywhere!
But...
The direction is north, isn't it?
It doesn't matter, does it?
- What? - It doesn't matter, does it? In that sense, it's dangerous for you.
No, it's not like that. I've never broken up because of resentment.
I've never seen a woman, for example, date you for a year,
break up with you, and then date me for a year.
I really want to know which one was better.
It all comes to me.
Why?
Well, I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but...
I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but...
Because...
Well, I can only say that.
What? Don't be silly.
Well, I think so.
I don't know why I think so.
I mean...
Don't you feel cold while you're saying that?
No, I don't feel cold at all.
I don't know why I think so, but...
I feel like I'm being wrapped up in something.
I think so.
He's silly.
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
Don't you feel like you're being fooled?
No, absolutely not.
Yesterday...
It was funny, wasn't it?
Well...
I have a bar near my house.
If you turn left, you'll get to my house.
When I tried to turn left...
I looked up at seven o'clock and put on my black glasses.
A college student looked at me like that.
He was looking at a vending machine.
I turned around and said, "This guy is silly."
I opened the window and thought about it.
He noticed me and dodged me.
He was looking at the vending machine again.
I wondered what he was looking at.
It was a condom vending machine.
If there was a vending machine here, I would stand here.
I wondered why.
He looked at me like that.
He looked like he didn't know what I was looking at.
Is he a cherry boy?
He looked at me like...
He looked like he had never studied before.
That's scary.
I think he wanted to know what I was looking at.
He wanted to know what I was looking at.
The world is wide.
There are many strange things.
The other day, I woke up in the morning and thought about it.
It was noisy.
I was sleeping with my earplugs in my hand. When I woke up in the morning, my earplugs were eating me.
I don't know why they were eating me.
This one has earplugs on it, but this one doesn't.
They were eating me.
No, it wasn't like this.
For example, it went in like this.
Or it just went like this.
I don't know.
I don't know if you can guess it.
My earplugs were all messed up and came up to here.
That's what I thought.
Michael Jackson is coming soon.
Yes.
Is it true that you are close with Michael and that you always come to his house when you come to Japan?
With Michael...
I think it's been since I came to Japan.
What made you meet him?
I went to see his concert.
That's normal.
That's normal for me.
I saw it first.
I think Michael felt something.
Out of tens of thousands of fans, I'm the only one who sees Michael differently.
I know that he's a real fan.
I saw Michael a lot.
I think Michael felt it.
I think it was in the second half.
He was always like this in front of me.
And now he comes to my house.
Will you come again?
I think I will.
What do you do at home?
You often help me with various things.
With what?
For example, if you have a plate, you hold a dry towel and wait for me.
You do it.
If you hold a table like this, I'll hold it like this.
That's amazing, Michael!
And you hold the table like this, right?
And you can go like this and then like this, right?
Can you turn over once, Michael?
You can't turn like this right away when you have a long table, right?
This part hits you, right?
It seems like you know that, Michael.
Can you turn over once, Michael?
This is...
I knew you were amazing, Michael!
That's amazing.
You have similar sensibilities...
...with Michael.
You're the same.
You have the same sense of humor.
How does he know that you're laughing like that?
Because when you put miso soup on the table like this,
you sometimes move like this.
You and Michael are like...
Whoa!
In the opening of "Gaki no Tsukai" before,
Mazumosu-san, a famous climber who has proven himself in many ways,
who is one of the most fortunate people in the world...
"Climber"?
Yes.
If you happen to get lost in the mountains,
what should you do to not fall asleep?
But this is...
In the snowy mountains...
It's a little cold, isn't it?
But this is...
In the snowy mountains...
If you don't fall asleep,
you don't have to go climbing or anything like that, right?
Yes, you're right.
First of all, do you know why you can't go to sleep?
Why do you die if you fall asleep?
When humans are awake, their heat dissipates to some extent.
But if you fall asleep,
that kind of function also decreases,
so you can't stand the cold and die.
Yes, yes.
Huh? Should I have been more stupid?
- No, no, no. - If you blur here, you'll get in trouble, right?
- No, it's fine. - What's waiting for you ahead of you?
- Of course. I'm starting to walk in search of that light.
But it's also true that I'm losing that light.
- Do your best! - Thank you very much.
So, sleep, sleepiness is really a devil, isn't it?
- Yes. - When it comes to snow mountains like this...
- Yes. - That's what it is.
- When it comes to snow like this... - No, that's not it.
- Where is it? - What is it?
- To prevent you from sleeping... - Are there nights you can't sleep?
- There are nights you can't fall asleep, right? - Well...
- Nights you can't sleep... - Yes.
- Right? - Yes. - There are nights you can't sleep, right?
- Yes, there are. - Yes, there are.
- There's no rain that doesn't stop, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- There's no night you can't wake up, right? - Well, I don't care about that!
- I don't know how you feel about it, but... - I don't know!
- I don't care about how you feel about it! - I don't care.
- It's fine, right? - I'll tell you.
- The opposite is true. - Yes.
- When you can't sleep, you often count sheep in your head. - Yes.
- People used to say that in the past. - Right? One sheep, two sheep...
- Depending on what you do, you'll fall asleep. You should do the opposite! - What do you mean?
- What? - Oh, that dance! Teach me!
- Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! - Hurry up and walk to where the light is!
- You know, you're weird. - Wait a minute! What is it?
- What is it? - You know...
- You shouldn't. - What is it?
- You know, you're really weird. - This pelvis joke is really... - Idiot!
- That's the funniest thing in today's show! - This pelvis joke is...
- It's so funny, I can't move!
- I'm thinking of giving you a present for Christmas this year, but...
- From your point of view, what would you like Hamada-san to give you as a present?
- Please tell us. - Hey, you on TV...
- Hamachan-fan...
- What I want right now is...
- Candy.
- Sweeeeeet candy.
- I want candy, too.
- But let me tell you the truth.
- Right now, Hamada-kun, this is serious, but...
- You'd like this everywhere, right?
- That's right, Hamada-kun.
- I'm sorry, Hamada-kun, you'd like this everywhere, right?
- But what I want is...
- Gumbuton!
- That's right!
- We use it when we go camping together. - Nisshin-san. - Toyota-san. - Nisshin-san. - Nice to meet you.
- Last time, Nisshin-san gave us this... what was it? - Yakisoba bag. - Yakisoba bag.
- Thank you very much. - When Salonpas says "kikugiku", Hisamitsu Pharmaceuticals-san. - Yes, yes. - With a box! - Salonpas, thank you very much.
- That's how it is. - Yes, that's how it is. - Everyone has something like this. - Yes, that's right. - Everyone has something like this.
- That's how it is. - Yes, yes. - Is there anything else? - Is there nothing else? - There's nothing else... - There's nothing, right? - Something... - Ganbattekouta. - Ganbattekouta! - Ganbattekouta!
- Where did Ganbattekouta go again? - That's Coca - Cola. - Coca-Cola. - Yes. - Coca-Cola-san. - By the way, we were playing "zot". - Yes.
- We're not strangers. - Yes. - And you're the boss, you're cool! You're cute! Do you have anything in common? - Yes, yes. - Everyone in the company, thank you very much. - That's how it is. - Yes. - Next time you go to Seikan, please give me a service. - Yes, thank you very much. - Why do I have to lower my head? Why do I have to lower my head for you?
Don't say my name!