AISubs v3.4
On the day of recording! Is it a foreshadow of something? Or is it the air that doesn't stop?
Ama-chan is a little sick and has fallen down.
For the time being, without recording today, I would like to make a cleaning area.
That's right. You can't go far by yourself.
Yamazaki will do his best.
I was going to do the cleaning area in Yamazaki, but even if I collected them all, I only had about seven minutes left.
That's a lie! It's only been 30 minutes!
If you pick up the interesting parts of Yamazaki, it's like that.
I've been doing it for seven years!
Seven minutes!
You can't do that!
What are you talking about?
And I'm picking up bat parts that were suddenly cut off by radio waves.
The staff can't handle the radio waves.
We're going to do it on New Year's Day, aren't we?
You were on TV all night, weren't you?
I was surprised!
I don't know.
It's early, so let's go somewhere else.
Let's go somewhere else!
Sometimes!
Let's go somewhere else.
I'm looking forward to it!
Everyone is going somewhere else.
Excuse me.
Is Ama-chan okay?
Mr. Hiromu is calling me again.
Can you come right away?
You're going too far.
If it's about Ama-chan, I'll call and ask. It's okay.
You don't have to do that.
Ama-chan is down.
I know that.
But you don't have to worry about it. It's nothing important.
So you want me to come?
I'll go right away.
Let's go play right away.
That won't be a problem.
It won't be a problem.
Let's all work together.
That's how it is today, right?
Right?
I'm a little annoyed.
He's going to eat us up.
Let's go.
It can't be helped.
I'm really annoyed.
An emergency plan!
Brief's manager, Okamoto, is angry again!
Hey, hey!
Without any reason, Okamoto suddenly calls for him.
I'm sick of it.
We're almost there.
I'm sick of it.
Don't get angry.
It's not about getting angry.
For now, I'd like you to bring me here.
It's still bright outside.
Let's go play.
Let's go to Joy Police.
No, no.
We'll be there soon.
Let's stop for a moment.
No, no.
For now, please.
That's fine.
Joy Police is fine.
Let's go to Joy Police.
That's fine.
It's here.
It's around here.
All of a sudden, it's cloudy in Shoshu.
Besides them, Okamoto is waiting for them at a trendy spot, Odaiba.
What's going to happen?
What's up with you?
You're at a good spot.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's here. It's here.
Where is it?
What are you doing?
Where is it? Where is it?
It's right in front of you.
You're late.
Yes.
I'm thinking of quitting today.
Why?
I'm not feeling well in Hamada.
We're not together, so we'll skip it for now and get on the last train.
Don't say that!
The manager is a kid's servant.
Right?
Don't say that! I don't want you to chase me.
No, it's not like that.
You're just asking, aren't you?
No, it's not like that.
If I were you, I wouldn't be able to do anything.
We don't know what's going on.
That's right. You guys have been doing too much in the opening.
What do you mean?
This.
What is it?
You guys have been talking about how funny this is.
Isomatsu, I've been hearing about it lately.
What is it?
Isomatsu, this is funny.
Are you stupid?
It's funny.
It's funny, but it's funny.
Huh?
You're late!
Isomatsu.
Yes.
Right?
What is it?
Is it funny?
I really don't think so.
You guys say it's funny and funny and funny.
It's funny.
Don't say stupid things!
If I were you, Isomata, I wouldn't say it.
It's funny.
I don't think it's funny for you.
What?
I'm sure it's funny.
What?
I'm sure it's funny.
Why do you think it's funny?
It was funny.
That's enough.
Would you like to drink this?
Wow!
Drinking with confidence!
Wow!
Don't drink too much.
I'm glad you didn't drink too much.
You didn't drink much!
I'll show you.
Wasn't it funny?
What are you talking about?
It wasn't funny.
It was funny.
What's this?
Is it an iron stomach?
Go and poop, come back and poop.
Poop, poop, come back and poop.
Is it an iron stomach?
It's an iron stomach.
It's not that fat.
What's that?
Why?
Mr. Okamoto is too cool.
It looks like it.
What's this? It's water for kids.
It's water for kids.
50,000 bottles.
50,000 bottles?
I don't usually drink like that.
I can't help it.
Are you drinking?
The number of bottles is different and the way you drink is different.
I'll show you now.
50,000 bottles?
Let's go.
I can't drink it.
What is it?
This is it!
Amazing!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's flowing all the way, right?
That's right!
Like the top of Vanli, the water is lined up in a beautiful form.
Okamoto's ambition is spread out on the stage of "The Bridge of Dreams".
What kind of challenge is it to use water?
That's right!
This is amazing!
I'll do it.
I don't know what you're going to do specifically.
I've seen it.
I won't say it.
Okamoto-san, are you ready?
Yes!
Okamoto-san!
Ready!
Go!
It's heavy!
You didn't drink it all!
I drank only one!
You didn't drink it all!
I only drank a little!
You look like you're in pain!
I want to lie down!
I can't walk!
You drank only one!
It's bitter!
Don't say "bitter"!
You're going to keep doing that, right?
What's that, Okamoto-san?
What's that?
Those girls over there don't like it at all!
They're the viewers' favorite!
It's too late!
You're trying to fly it away!
I'm not going to let you fly it away!
Wow!
It's a triangle jump!
Wow!
Why do you want to do that?
I think it's funny.
Too much, too much, too much!
Too much!
I'll wait for you at the goal.
What?
I'll wait for you at the goal.
Are you waiting for me?
I am, I am.
I'm on my way.
Then wait for me!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
You should go back 100 meters.
That's right.
I'm pretty far now.
You ran a lot.
Yes.
What?
Is it around here?
Yes, it is.
Why?
Is it around here?
I don't know.
Is it around here?
It's cold, isn't it?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
It's cold!
It's cold, isn't it?
I'm going home.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
"Ladies and Gentlemen"...
"Gaki no Tsukai" "Malaysia Preservation Edition"
Unreleased Talk Show Part 2
The main squeeze of the area is about to go down!
When you happen to be walking down the street and you see your girlfriend doing nougat,
what kind of reaction would you make to soften her embarrassment?
What is he saying?
Are you Sunahara from Kanagawa Prefecture?
When you happen to be walking down the street and you see your girlfriend doing nougat,
what kind of reaction would you make to soften her embarrassment?
- Are you Sunahara Kengo from Kanagawa Prefecture? - Yes.
- Are you 17 years old? - Yes.
- Would you like a sticker? - Yes!
I can't do it.
It can't be helped because you were doing nougat.
- Have you ever done nougat? - Embarrassment? Yes, I have.
I haven't. I'm kind to the earth.
Between nougat and cigarettes, which is heavier?
- Nougat is heavier. - Why do you say that?
No matter what you think about nougat, it's not an act that can be forgiven.
It's an act that hurts you.
It's not an act.
I don't need it.
If you throw it away...
No, I don't throw it away in a place where people walk and step on it.
Where do you do it?
In a place where there is rustling and rustling.
Like a beast's path?
Not like a beast's path, but in a place where there is a lot of blood.
What?
Of course I do it in a place where people can't enter.
Have you ever done it in an apartment building?
Oh, my...
It's a toilet.
Oh, it's not a witch's living room.
No, it's not a living room.
It's a place where people walk and step on it.
Of course it's a toilet.
But you don't flush it.
I don't flush it?
If you flush it after you become a flushing person, stop it!
A toilet is a toilet.
If you flush it in the middle of the living room, it's not a bad thing.
It's the way of thinking of the 21st century.
April 21, 1996.
The day before, I was looking for my next car because I wanted to sell my beloved car.
Until then, it was not a problem for me, but now it is.
Is it a God's command that I shouldn't sell it?
Or is it that my feelings for cars have been exposed?
But...
This is definitely not a car.
This is a living thing.
This is mysterious.
What's with that face?
This is...
This is mysterious.
What's with that face?
I like middle school friends.
Someone help me!
I think so, too.
Well, I'll help you with that.
I'll say it now.
You know, cars are like lovers, right?
Really?
And if you try to buy a new one, something will definitely happen.
Most things in the world are like that, right?
I see.
Have you ever felt like that?
For example, what do you mean? Everyone does like that.
For example, your hair is growing and it's not neat and tidy, and you think it's annoying, and you wake up the next day and your hair is pretty neat and tidy.
Today it's decided like that, but it happens. It really happens.
Don't cut it! Your hair is growing and it's not neat and tidy.
Don't sell your car!
Yamazaki said something like that.
Really?
He was driving his car and he said, "My car is coming tomorrow."
He was a BMW owner, wasn't he?
Yes, yes.
He was driving his car like he owned it.
Yes, yes.
He said, "I'm sorry."
Yes.
He said, "I'm sorry about what happened to you tomorrow."
Oh, I suddenly panicked.
Really?
Yes.
It just happened.
No, it didn't. I had a lot of them, too.
What?
I had a lot of them, too.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me about them.
What?
No, you had a lot of them. Tell me about them.
Oh, yes, yes.
What happened?
Well, I was driving my car and about three days before I was about to sell my car, I was about to turn this way and try to use the turn signal and...
Yum, yum, yum.
Hey, you're taking the wrong way.
I'm taking the wrong way.
The weather is really nice.
This is bad.
The opponent is taking the wrong way.
This is no good, no good.
Yes, yes, yes.
No good, no good.
You just said it.
I have a lot of them.
I really do.
Even machines and such are living things.
Living things?
I have a lot of them.
I really do.
I'm the one who says that living things are important.
Does that mean you felt it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the same for women, too.
When you think you should throw it away, you end up looking good.
Wow, you're saying really good things now.
No, but before that...
Should I throw it away?
That's a minus point, too.
Broadcast on April 28, 1996.
What's inside the Tower of the Sun designed by Taro Okamoto?
Do you know Tower of the Sun?
So, you were able to climb it?
what?
I was able to climb the Tower of the Sun because it had a middle staircase.
Who did you ask for that kind of phone call?
No, no, no! I used to do it all the time in elementary school!
Look, it's a staircase!
Did you climb up the staircase?
No, I didn't.
Let me see. You're just asking indirectly, aren't you?
No, no! Back in the day, you know, Mitsubishi Pavilion and Fujipan Robot Museum and all that stuff, right?
Look, it's like this inside. Are you sure about it?
What?
I'm trying to make my kids have dreams, and that's why I wrote it like that.
The inside of the tower is the internal organs.
What's that?
If you stand up straight, what's this thing?
What do you mean? I don't know.
The internal organs are weird.
What?
No, but you're not a living thing, are you?
I'm not a living thing.
Huh?
I'm not a living thing.
What's with the internal organs?
Why?
What's what?
The inside is different! It's a staircase!
There's no staircase! The inside is the internal organs!
Why?!
Why?! I mean, back in the day, you used to move around, didn't you?
Back in the day of the nuclear bomb.
I've been doing it all the time. I haven't moved around!
But you used to move around!
When was "back in the day"?
Back in the day, before the bomb started exploding.
You built it up because the bomb started exploding!
Where did you get it from? You built it up, didn't you?
You don't know where it came from?
If you don't know where it came from, you don't know where you got it from!
Why are you saying you got it from?
You don't know where you got it from, do you?!
You got this one!
You got the bomb, didn't you? You got the cannon.
You didn't get it?
But I didn't do it yesterday.
You didn't do anything yesterday, you're saying it's a competition.
No, no, no, no, no.
I got it when the bomb started exploding.
You didn't get it? You don't have anything on your feet?
It's like this, right? It's like this, right?
You're supposed to walk like this.
Why are you wearing such long pants?
Why are you wearing such long clothes?
That's your hobby, isn't it?
I'll do it for you.
And you're wearing boots.
Boots are fine, but why are you wearing braids?
Are you a hobbyist?