AISubs v3.4
"Broken Thunder" is...
How far is "Broken Thunder"?!
How far is it?! You know it already, don't you?!
You're going to go buy some mountain climbing goods, but...
You're in high spirits again today, aren't you?!
Not at all!
During the season, Macchan learned about mountain climbing tools.
Without being licked by the staff, it seems like he learned how to buy mountain climbing goods that look like tools.
I want to go mountain climbing, but...
During this season, it's best to go mountain climbing, isn't it?!
That was funny!
Mountain climbing is "nyaah"!
And then...
Manager! Manager!
Why... why do you call me "manager"?!
I climb from in front of the station, but...
It doesn't matter where you climb from!
I don't need a manager...
Let's leave this for about 15 seconds.
Tateyama.
Starting from the winter when the world is one- sided silver,
through the seasons, it is an admiration of hikers.
Aiming for that Tateyama, Hama-chan has collected a mountain of goods.
This is the list of things to buy, right?
Yes.
And what are the goods that Hama-chan has collected?
It's not a big deal.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
Then what is it?
It's a joppa.
No, it's not!
There is a joppa that goes well with a red joppa, so please buy one of each.
So it's a brick.
It's dangerous when a mountain falls, so it's something you put on your shoulder.
It's like a sponge.
But it's plastic, right?
Well, well, yes.
Today is plastic day.
No, it's not.
So it's kathrine.
This is a dumpling.
If you say kathrine, you'll be laughed at.
Is that so?
Yes.
If you say "what are you talking about?"
Who is this person?
Is he a climber?
Just for the mountain, right?
Is it there or not?
It's not, right?
I'm wondering what I should say.
You're angry.
I'm angry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Shouldn't you apologize?
You should apologize.
No, I can apologize, but...
I'm wondering what I should say.
I'm angry.
You can apologize, but you shouldn't say "what are you talking about?"
No, it's not like that.
Really?
I'm sorry.
I can't say it anymore.
Were you angry?
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Welcome.
Yes.
I want to go to Tateyama.
It's Tateyama at this time of year, right?
Boss! Boss!
Welcome.
I want to go to Tateyama. It's Tateyama at this time of year, right?
Yes.
I go up from in front of the station.
The mountains are nice, right?
What do you want?
Fish bread...
Red fish bread and...
Red fish bread and blue fish bread...
That's right.
And...
Buriko!
How many?
This...
This little?
You can put it on your shoulder, right?
This is...
This is plastic?
Yes, plastic.
Well, two of them.
And...
Dango!
Oh, dango!
You know what I mean, right?
I don't know.
Then, this is...
That's the flow!
It's good like this, right?
Yes, it's good.
In the meantime, let's say, "The mountain is good, nya."
Oh, that's right.
The mountain is really good, nya.
Yes.
Yes, I understand.
You're so motivated even in the video.
I'm not motivated at all!
I'm serious.
You're not cool at all!
No, I'm not!
You're not cool at all!
Hamada-san!
Yes?
If you want me to do it, I'll send you a CD.
Yes, yes.
According to Hamada-san, there are only a lot of "two"s in this store.
That's right, that's right.
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Anyway, I'm the one who's saying it, you know?
Then you should say it with me!
Then...
Let's go.
Nothing will change.
Can you hear me properly?
I can hear you, I can hear you.
Yes.
You're...
It's the worst, nya!
I'm going up the mountain, nya!
I'm going with these feet, nya!
As for my feelings.
Yes, yes, yes.
I understand.
Then, shall we go?
Mountains are nice, nya.
Yes, yes, yes.
But rock climbing is difficult, nya.
It's tough, nya.
Mountains are nice, nya.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mountains are nice, nya.
- Be careful. - What?
- I want to go to Tateyama. - Oh, yes.
Well...
I want to go to Tateyama.
At this time of year, Tateyama is the best, right?
You're laughing at me.
You're not going to call me "manager", are you?
- Manager! - Manager?
- Are you a manager? - No.
- Oh, you're not going today. - I'm going to an exhibition.
Oh, an exhibition. But you know about the mountains, right?
- Well... - Yes.
I want to go up from the station in front of Tateyama.
Tateyama's station...
- What? - Tateyama's station...
Well, you know...
It doesn't matter where you go up from.
- That's right. - Right?
- Well... - You should stay away from me.
- Stay away from me. - Stay away from me.
- Look at all kinds of things. - Yes, look at all kinds of things.
The mountains are nice, right?
Jopper! Jopper!
- Can you give me a jopper? - A jopper...
- I don't know. Can you give me a dango? - Oh, okay.
- A dango... Can you give me a dango? - I'm sorry, but...
- Can you give me a dango? - A dango...
You have to go to a Japanese sweets shop in front of you for a dango.
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
You know...
When you drop a cushion, you have to put it on your shoulder like this...
- Jopper! Jopper! - Jopper...
- Jopper! - Jopper!
- Say it louder, Jopper! - Jopper!
- Jopper!
- I'm sick of you. - Come back here!
- It's been a while since I laughed like this. - Come back here!
- I'm sick of you. - Come back here!
- Laugh!
- The general public is laughing at us. - Come back here!
- Laugh!
- Run! - Run!
- You're so rude! - You're so rude!
- It's been a while since I've felt like this! - It's been a while since we've felt like this!
- You're too much! - You don't know anything!
You don't know anything!
It's like a salaryman in the back.
Oh, that's right.
You know, my face is cracked, too.
That's right.
It's been a long time since I've sweated so much.
I don't like it.
I see.
Well...
Well, yes.
Well...
What? One of you died?
You...
Why are you here in such a quiet place?
Huh?
Shonben?
Where did you go?
Did you leave something in the vase?
Why are you dying here?
This is the worst.
When I said I left something in the vase,
you imitated me, you woman!
You're not funny!
You woman!
Excuse me...
Could you make it faster?
I'm sorry for saying that.
Well...
There's a lot of things.
I saw you last week.
I want you to go hiking with me.
Well, look at me!
It's been a while since I've been embarrassed like this!
Your intonation is funny.
You're dirty!
You didn't say anything like that in your previous simulation!
I know what you're up to.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can you give me some odango?
What?
If you're talking about odango, can you say "omote" instead of "wagashi"?
Well, that was pretty old-fashioned, too.
Do you want me to ask you anything else?
If you want to start something new.
I've never said "I don't know" when someone asks me something for the first time in my life.
No, I'm serious.
That's a big move!
I'm serious.
Because even a jumbo jet can always move.
I'm serious!
What do you want me to say?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
There are three pilots, right?
Yes.
They never eat the same food before a flight.
Oh, really?
Why do you think that is?
Oh, that's because if you eat the same food and everyone gets it right, who's going to fly?
It's not that simple!
I have my own way of doing things.
Everyone knows that much!
Tell me more things you don't know!
Hurry up!
If you tell me more things you don't know...
If you eat the same food and everyone gets it right, who's going to fly?
Oh, yes, yes.
I really know a lot of things.
If you're going to fly, tell me how you do it!
Oh, sure.
What do you call it? A "cockpit"?
Well, we call it a "cockpit."
I've only heard of it before.
A "cockpit."
First of all, how do you get in a "cockpit"?
You can't get in like that!
No, you can't!
When you're on a flight, you can't get in with the captain!
But I did get in earlier!
No, no, no! There's another entrance!
That's not true! I got in earlier!
No, no, no! There's another entrance!
But there's a door at the back!
But you can't get in from the same entrance as a normal passenger!
I told you! I got in earlier before a normal passenger got in!
You can't get in! You can't get in!
At that time, the cook will still be cooking!
What?
The captain will still be eating!
The cook will still be cooking!
Captain! Captain!
No, no! The captain will still be eating!
But when everyone's finished getting in, the captain will say, "Everyone's ready!"
How can you say that like a teacher?!
It's true!
When everyone's finished getting in, you'll say, "Everyone's ready!"
Oh, really?!
What are you doing?!
Don't put it in! Don't put it in!
What are you doing?!
Are you a mascot or something?!
You can't put a line in a place like that!
I'll go get it right away!
You're annoying!
That's usually the case.
I got in later! Everyone got in earlier!
No, no! There's always a way in...
Well, when you say it at home...
When you say it at home, there's always a way in.
And you put it in like this...
Like this...
What?
It's like a Western restaurant!
What's this?
Do we do this first?
First, you have to start recording with the voice recorder.
Record?!
We're recording here?!
That's right.
If you don't start up the voice recorder and talk, you can't do it.
Yes, yes...
So, you know...
It's like it used to be!
It's always like this!
Today...
It's like we're on a plane!
There's nothing we can do about it!
Put it in! Put it in!
If you don't put it in at the same time, you won't be able to put it in.
You'll only be able to play it!
If you don't put it in at the same time...
You'll only be able to play it!
You've already put it in, haven't you?
I've put it in.
What do you do with it?
Well, you know...
Wait a minute...
It's like this!
The top part is already...
It depends on the plane!
Ah, I see!
What plane is it?
This is a 727.
You're old!
A Boeing 727...
That's when I was in elementary school!
It's already flying!
Well...
It depends on the weather...
If it's sunny or cloudy...
You put it in like this...
And...
You put it in like this...
Do you know?
How do you start it?
Start it? How do you start it?
What?
When you start it, you're already up and ready!
That's how it is!
That's the job of a captain!
When it comes to cars, you have to put in the wood and turn it!
It's not as easy as a car!
That's right!
Which one do you put in first?
First of all, there's a lever here!
A lever...
It's a lever that works like a wire!
You pull it like that?!
There's one over here too...
You pull it like this...
What are you doing?!
By doing that, the wire looks good!
Making the wire look good is a piece of cake!
It's a little crooked, you know...
At first...
You pull it like this...
And it's like "zashin"!
That's not how you do it!
It's too difficult...
You can't do it with a wire!
You can do it with a wire, but it's not that difficult...
You can do it like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes, yes, yes... There's one like this...
There's a lot of buttons, you know...
You have to pull all of them down like this...
It's like a tree branch!
You have to pull it down like this...
This is pretty easy...
You have to make the "voice legos" into "b-sides"...
That's fine until you get there!
But it's 60 minutes!
I just...
I just jumped up and...
I just started moving, but you're already making me do "b-sides"!
If you can't do it, you're not funny!
You can delete all of them!
The ones you took before...
I want to leave you some of the last song...
That's weak!
We have a request for Mr. Mazumosu, who has been awarded the National Nutrition Award...
Please dance to "Emotional Dance" and make everyone who sees you cry with emotion!
Did you win the national award for "Inspirational Dance"?
Every year, I go to the chief judge's inauguration ceremony.
Do you go every year?
Yes, every year.
I go to "Inspirational Dance" every year.
Does it make you cry when you see "Emotional Dance"?
Yes, it does.
I'm not the kind of person who only offers laughter.
You don't, do you?
I'm not like that, so don't scare me.
Does it make you cry when you see "Emotional Dance"?
Yes.
Do you...
Well, everyone...
What is it?
Do you...
Everyone, that's all for "Emotional Dance."
This season has come again.
That's a bad view, isn't it?
It's a bad view of Mr. Komatsu.
Who's Mr. Komatsu?
It's a bad view of Mr. Komatsu Masao.
No way!
This season has come again!
Well, it's every year, so...
No!
That's what people say.
Yes, yes.
Not one or two people say it.
Yes, of course.
This season is going to be amazing.
I'm going to cry.
But I'm doing my best.
What kind of past do you have?
What?
Well...
There's a "hyottoko face" on the back of my head.
I see.
Does it make you cry?
Because I'm a creature.
Of course it does.
Yes.
And like this...
I do it like this.
Your face is covered.
My face is covered.
Yes.
And...
It opened.
Yes.
I see.
Your face is creepy.
You won't cry like this.
You're fast!
You! What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
What do you mean?
Tell me! Tell me even if it's only one!
Why are you suddenly asking me that?
Tell me a funny movie!
Tell me!
Tell me a funny movie!
"War Against Humanity".
"War Against Humanity"!
Was it funny for you to watch it for only two or three minutes?!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I'm waiting for you.
Please do it, Komatsu-san.
Well, everyone.
That's all for today.
This season has come again.
No!
Oh, no, no.
What? What?
No, I'm going to throw it now.
Wow!
Amazing!
Go for it!
(audience laughing)
Hey!
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto.
The other day, I wanted to take a taxi and I raised my hand and sent you a signal, but I didn't notice it and passed by.
How can I get you to notice me in a taxi?
Is there such a thing?
I haven't noticed it...
It's not that you haven't noticed it.
It's not, is it?
It's a request for forgiveness.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes.
This is...
I'm sure you're doing it like this.
That's right.
I don't like it anymore.
Oh, if you're going to U-turn in Tokyo, you can't get a taxi, can you?
Oh, really?
Yes, if you're going in the opposite direction, you can't get a taxi.
Oh, I see.
If you're in Osaka, you can get a taxi.
Oh, really?
U-turn, you can get a taxi.
There are places like that in Tokyo.
Yes, there are.
(audience laughing)
JR East...
What...radio!
(audience laughing)
what...
Sometimes it's okay to do something like this!
No, I had so much fun!
I did it with great determination.
(audience laughing)
Well, I found it interesting.
I have a question for Mr. Matsuo, who is said to own 80% of JR East's shares.
I wish I had an eight-fold share.
The other day, just before the Shinkansen arrived, I closed the door in front of me and fired.
Is there a way to avoid the Shinkansen at that moment?
Of course there is.
Is there?
Of course there is.
In what state?
I can't run anymore.
Are you running?
Yes.
I'm talking like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
You didn't know whether you would make it in time or not, and this person closed the door in front of you.
Yes, I closed the door in front of me.
And you left.
This is annoying, isn't it?
You want to get in and stop it.
Yes, yes, yes.
At that moment, the Shinkansen started to move.
It's moving, it's moving.
Even if it starts to move, if you take my method, will it stop?
Really?
Yes.
Then please tell me.
First of all, you tickle your Shinkansen spirit a little.
Shinkansen has high pride.
You think you are number one in everything.
You tickle it a little.
I see.
When it starts to move, you say, "Is it that fast?"
What?
I-I'm on a Shinkansen.
What?!
You don't think like that.
High pride guy.
Should I dance there?
Do you see it? That round part.
When this round part of the air conditioner opens, the door opens.
Try stopping it.
Is it that fast?
My mother was worried about me.
This morning my father called me.
His wife passed away this morning.
Kashan!
What did you have?
I had a car.
The round part of the air conditioner opens.