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Morning Call
Good evening.
What is it today?
I don't know exactly, but I just got a call and it finally worked out.
I was supposed to participate in last week's cold contest, but...
Is it cold this week?
No, I don't think it's cold, but I think it might have been better.
Oh, I see.
So, shall we call the star?
Yes, let's call the star.
Yes, Mr. Yamasaki, please!
You're really... you're really strong just here.
It's a dancing that makes you want to beat someone up!
I really want to beat you up!
So, let's get started. You're going to advance yourself, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Mr. Yamasaki of "Chukyo-telebikko".
That's right, it's "Chukyo-telebi".
You're so cool! Give me a hug!
Wow, you're kind of slimy.
Okay, then...
I've decided to be cool!
Watch me!
Chukyo-telebikko
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Cocktail!
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Cocktail!
Cocktail with blood.
Kalan!
- What's going to happen? - It flew out!
- What's going to happen? - Huh?
There's nothing, Mr. Yamaaki!
The strawberry flew out!
That was painful!
There's nothing!
You have to put it in properly!
This one fits in properly!
Don't put it in!
Wait a minute!
What? What?
Does it hurt a little?
The skin!
There's nothing!
I made a cocktail!
Seriously?
This is the worst!
I'd rather get kicked!
This is the worst!
I can't even comment!
Pot-au-feuille.
Yeah.
Wow, this is...
Mr. Yamaaki...
It's jiggly.
It's jiggly, jiggly, jiggly.
What?!
What's going on?!
Seeds!
Pot-au-feuille.
I'm out of energy!
Are you okay?
Pot-au-feuille.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Wow!
Look, look!
Wow!
Wow, you were like a comedian just now.
Just now.
Just now, a comedian.
Yes.
One more.
Oh!
Amazing.
Yes!
I'm getting depressed.
I'm getting down on my toes.
Are you okay?
He's a comedian.
Yamasashi-san is really a comedian now.
It's going up a lot.
Yes!
It's impossible. What are you talking about?
Turn around.
Yes!
Candle service.
What is it?
You're putting it too hard.
Why are you doing this to me?
I don't know! You said you developed it, so we did it.
It's a candle service.
Wow!
Will it move?
Don't move, Yamasashi-san.
Okay, we're here.
This is nice.
Ouch!
Sorry!
Ouch!
Sorry!
What's going to happen?
Pee.
[Laughter and applause]
You're laughing! You're laughing!
You're laughing!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you can still put it in!
Wow, you've gotten used to it.
Oh, it came out.
[Laughter and applause]
You're laughing!
Don't cry, don't cry!
I'm sad.
Please, from now on, I'm begging you.
Please, I'm begging you.
You're gay, so this is mine.
Hurry up and go home. I want to sleep.
You want to sleep?
Can you sleep?
It's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
I can't do it today.
Why not?
It's my day off.
I'm not down yet.
It's my day off.
I'm just a bad guy.
Where did you go?
Wait a minute.
Oh, what is it?
Has charity started yet?
No, it hasn't.
This year...
No, it hasn't.
Please do your best.
Let's go to Nakoen together.
No, it hasn't.
I'm really angry.
Hey, look at the video.
Look, he's crying.
He's crying.
He's crying a lot.
He's old.
Oh, come on.
No, no, no, I'm not human. I'm originally raw black.
It's sloppy!
It's sloppy.
You've got work to do.
And it's hot.
No, you go ahead and say it, but everybody knows about work.
No, you're not taking a break, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're not taking a break, are you?
I'm not taking a break! You've come to see this, haven't you?
No, it's only after work that you've come here.
Ah, you came here only after work?
Of course.
I know what you do when you're at work.
Ah, well, you know.
I know you go to the apartment and ask for a change.
Wow! No way!
I don't know if you're saying that on the C-course.
There are various ways of doing things.
You haven't been anywhere?
I have! I haven't been anywhere!
Listen to me!
You know, sometimes I look in the mirror and I know how much I haven't listened to you.
Right?
When I'm talking like this, I'm only thinking about myself.
I'm talking like this and I haven't listened to you at all!
When I look in the mirror and I know how much I haven't talked about you,
I'm ignoring you!
It happens sometimes.
Yes, it does.
Listen to me.
But it's only one or two things.
Oh, is that so?
You don't have anything else?
No, I don't.
Oh, come on!
Anyway, you've traveled alone.
I don't like it anymore.
What is it?
I don't have a job number.
Get a hold of yourself!
I'll tell you just by listening to you.
Why do you put your hand like this?
That's because you're putting your waist in.
You're trying to bend over.
It can't be helped if you bend over.
Did something happen?
Um...
No, you haven't really been anywhere.
I went to Nagoya.
What?
I went on a windfall tour.
You're really...
Really, stop it!
I'll tell you.
I'll really tell you.
I hate windfalls!
I mean, I go, but...
You don't!
It's getting a little difficult for me.
I'm taking a break.
You don't!
I go, but I rarely go.
It's like I'm invited and I can't help but go with them.
It's not good for me to go alone.
Oh, and I'll tell you this.
I've only been to a soap bar twice since I was born.
- That's not something you should say. - I've only been to a soap bar twice since I was born.
Really.
Do it first!
Why don't you remember and do it again?
That's the fun of free-talking!
- It's boring if you just think about it. - It's boring if you just think about it.
It's boring if you just think about it.
- That's why you're doing it. - What's that?
I really don't go there.
When you go to a soap bar, you don't stand up.
- You don't stand up? - No.
Talking with friends.
There is a conversation as a comedian.
Waiting for medicine.
It's hard to understand.
Talking while waiting for Matsumoto-san.
- You don't go there and come back. - No, I do go there but... - Right?
I went there twice but I didn't like it.
It was my first time.
- The first time I went there, I didn't like it. - Ah, I see.
Do you know the commercial of Masagazu Tamura?
- Jacks Card came three times, six times... - Jacks Card...
- ...twelve times. - Jacks Card...
- There was an overhand like that. - That's a lie!
It's true!
I went there for the first time and a mom like me came.
- That's terrible! - It's scary!
- It's true!
- I went there because I had money. - You didn't come back until you went there!
You didn't come back until you went there!
It's not a manzara!
In the past, there were three generations of men.
There were three generations of sweet men.
There were three generations of sad men.
- This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who was announced. - Yes!
Recently, there were three generations of sexy poses announced again.
What kind of poses are they?
Please show me a sexy pose.
Are you sexy?
Why are you smoking?
Are you sexy?
- Am I sexy? - Yes, you are.
- Which part of me is sexy? - Yes, you are.
What are you talking about?
I just asked you a question!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I've been working with you for about 15 years.
But I've never thought you were sexy.
Do you know what I mean?
- I mean... - What kind of poses are sexy?
Do you ever think you're sexy?
Yes, I do.
- When do you think you're sexy? - Let's say you go to the convenience store.
When you go to the convenience store and buy something, let's say it's 2,302 yen.
When you pay 10,000 yen...
Wait a minute!
When you pay 302 yen...
Are you sexy?
Yes, you are.
On the contrary, you only pay 302 yen because you like it.
Do you think you are sexy at this moment?
No, I don't think so.
No, no, no. The security camera is recording it.
No, but...
That security camera is not a prank, you know? It's recording it, you know?
No, no, it might be, but...
And we'll bring it back, you know? To the head office.
That tape.
And we'll all look at it and say, "Whoa, there was a sexy, sexy customer!"
If there was one, we'd be more surprised!
It's light, you know?
At 8.05, there was a sexy customer.
"OK, next!" We'll say like that.
Yeah.
Maybe we should...
We should do it like that.
Yeah, yeah. At that time, we'd have to improve our lines, you know?
Lines?
Lines.
Like this, you know?
Whoa!
It's cold!
Why is it cold?
We should do it like this. We should put our wallets up like this and wait.
With our mouths open.
Mouths open?!
Mouths open and wait.
OK, go ahead.
Um...
This is a question for Mr. Watsumoto, who gave Edison a hint for invention.
What is the very big thing you're inventing now?
Um... a rice cooker.
It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing.
But it's changed a little, you know?
Yes, yes.
How has it changed?
Um... it's really big.
Yeah, it's a big thing.
Yeah.
I only have a few of them.
Well, is it this big?
No, no, it's more.
How big is it?
No, no, isn't it about this big?
Big rice cooker, big.
It's just as it is.
I wanted to put "rice cooker" in "big."
Oh, I see.
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
That feeling, you know?
That's what movies are about.
Movies.
How is it different from normal movies?
First of all...
Big rice cooker, big.
First of all, you can open it like a cannon.
Oh...
Well, it's big, so you can't do it like this.
Right, right.
So you can open it like this.
"C," and there's also "comma," so you can look up like this...
What?!
What do you want me to look up at?
You want me to look up at the rice?
Why are you all crying?
Why are you crying?!
It's rice! Rice!
Thank you so much for today!
Until now, we have arrived in the North Pole and discovered ruins in South America and Peru, and we have done many adventures, but we will ask you now.
Yes.
Yes, you.
When you meet a fierce bear or wolf in the mountains, don't look away and stare at each other so you don't get attacked, but what should you do after that?
The scary one is the same over there.
Should we stare at each other?
We should stare at each other.
Oh, really?
Yes.
They are also scared.
Oh...
They are also scared.
They are also scared, but they are more stupid, so they are scared but they are also scared.
Where did I go one day?
Um... I went to the North Soviet Union.
I said I would go south, but my mother said...
Oh, you said you wouldn't go?
Yes, but I said I would go north.
Why would you go as a parent?
I didn't mind being loved.
Did you meet one?
Yes, we met one.
What was it?
What do you think it was? I still don't know.
What?
What is it?
It had a fairly large body.
It had a great width, even more than a shield.
How wide was it?
It was about five meters wide.
Five meters wide?!
It was about five meters wide.
The shield was about one meter wide.
What happened?
It hit me.
It hit me hard.
Yes.
Where did it hit you?
What do you mean?
Where did it hit you hard?
Um...
From my udon noodles.
From my soy sauce noodles.
- Soy sauce... - But you don't touch it five meters!
- Yes, yes. - Like this?!
- That's right. This is how you do it when you go out.
- I thought, "What's this? You're so thin, Mr. Amutan."
- Then I was like, "Whoa!"
- And? You're looking this way. - No, I'm looking this way!
- "Whoa!" I came like this.
- And? - I can't bend my knee either.
- So when I closed my eyes, I didn't care about it.
- I see.
- You were staring at it for a long time.
- How long? How many minutes?
- I think you were staring at it for an hour.
- "It's going to rain."
- "There's going to be a wind."
- "Wow, the weather suddenly changed."
- "Did I say anything about the weather being good when I was there?!"
- "Did you forget about it?!"
- "Don't get so angry."
- "Why are you doing this?!"
- "Whoa!" - "You're annoying me again. I hate you."
- Both of you were amazing.
- Staring at it for an hour.
- What happened in the end?
- If you keep staring at it, it won't change.
- Of course. - You can't do that.
- Either of you has to do it. - Either of you has to do it.
- So if you keep staring at it...
- "You're losing!"
- If you do that, it will get scared.
- It will start laughing.
- If you start laughing...
- It will start pulling back.
- It's starting to tilt.
- It's trying to back up.
- "It's starting to do this."
- If you start laughing...
- If you start laughing, it will pull back.
- It's already in the mud.
- It's about to pull back. - It's about to pull back.
- If it becomes like this, it's over for us. - He did something.
Hey!
Again!
Again?
You again!
- Ah... - Again! - Ah!
- As a subsidiary, we have asked Matsumoto-san hundreds of babies. - Yes, yes.
- Everyone says that babies are cute, but... - Yes.
- Among all living things in the world, which baby is the cutest? - Yes.
Um... Kyosuke-san...
- What? - After all, we often say that babies are cute, but... - Yes.
- What is cute is a ribbon. - That's not true.
- If you wear a ribbon, everyone is cute. - That's not true.
- It is true. - No, it's not.
I just imagined you wearing a ribbon and saw you.
You are cute!
- It's a ribbon. The point is... - After all, what is cute is... - But, even if you wear a ribbon, you are not cute.
- No, you were lying. - No, I wasn't.
- You were lying. - No, why is it different?
- No, it's over for you. - No, it's different for everyone.
- It's not like that. You are cute even if you are rough. - Rough...