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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ya Arahende", we'll find out how far ice coffee can go and how much ice coffee can limit itself!
What shall we drink today?
Today...
I think everyone drinks ice coffee a lot in this season.
Yes.
Well...
Ice coffee is...
Yes.
It's pretty...
Even if you break it, you can still drink it.
Ice coffee?
Ice coffee. Even if you don't say "ice coffee" clearly, you can still drink it.
I see, I see.
The limit of that ice coffee is...
What?
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I went to a lot of shops and...
In a way other than "ice coffee"...
Yes.
Without saying "ice coffee", I brought "ice coffee" or not...
Yes, yes, yes.
That experiment...
Yes, yes, yes.
He told you, didn't he?
Well...
That's it...
I really wanted to go.
Yes.
But you know...
I'm not a famous person.
Yes, yes, yes.
If I go...
The purpose will change a little, won't it?
I see.
Being an entertainer...
I didn't get caught by the old ladies in the cafe at all...
Yes.
Right?
You chose him.
Yes, yes.
I don't care.
"I don't care" you say...
Yes.
Wait a minute, please!
Yes.
Well...
It's pretty much as you said.
Let's have you look at it first.
Yes.
Let's have you look at it first.
There is a survey result...
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, as a result...
Well, as a part of looking at it...
Yes.
Well...
I'd like you to look at the conversion...
Yes, yes, yes.
First of all...
Well...
Wait, Mr. Omazawa...
You can't see it because of the light...
Yes, yes, yes.
"Ice coffee"!
Yes.
What would you say it is?
Well...
This much should be fine.
Yes, yes, yes.
Next...
"Nice coffee"!
I see.
Yes.
What would you say "nice coffee"?
"Nice coffee"...
Yes.
It should be fine.
Yes.
"Nice mochi"!
Yes.
It collapsed a little, didn't it?
It collapsed, didn't it?
Yes.
And...
Next...
"Nice coach"!
What?
How can you say that?
"Nice laugh"!
No!
"Nice laugh"!
No!
"Nice laugh"!
Right?
It's bad, isn't it?
Yes, it's bad, isn't it?
And next...
"Coffee", "coffee".
This might be suitable for an old woman.
The house is young, isn't it?
Yes.
And next...
"Fun products"!
Yes.
What would you say that, too?
"Nice question"!
Yes.
This is bad, isn't it?
"Nice question"!
This is bad, isn't it?
Yes.
And then...
"High society"!
I see.
And finally...
"Iron hero"!
It's completely different, isn't it?
Well, we have Mr. Yamazaki say it in advance.
Yes, yes.
Shall we say it first?
Yes, please say it.
Yes.
"Nice coffee" is...
How "nice" coffee is it?
Let's go to the experiment.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Nice coffee
What do you mean?
"Nice coffee" four of them.
Excuse me. Yes.
Hey, say "yes"
"Nice coffee" is totally OK.
"Nice coffee" is said like that.
"Nice coffee" is totally OK.
Nice coffee
Then I say "nice coffee".
"Nice coffee" is...
He says "nice coffee".
"Nice coffee" is here.
It's normal.
It's not normal at all.
I say "nice coffee".
"Nice coffee" is said like that.
"Nice coffee" is here.
Hey, you think you're serious.
You say it in advance.
Excuse me.
I say "nice coffee".
You said it clearly.
You say "nice coffee".
I said "nice coffee" clearly.
You say it in advance.
This is wrong.
Hey.
Is it OK?
Then I say "nice coffee".
"Nice coffee" is...
He says "nice coffee".
"Nice coffee" is...
He says "ore" to me.
But he says "ore" to you, doesn't he?
Does he?
Koi kohi
It means "yes".
What?
"Koi kohi"?
No way! Why?
But that was a good way of saying it, wasn't it?
Koi kohi
"Koi kohi" is also possible.
Tansumani
What does "tansumani" mean?
Tansumani
What does "tansumani" mean?
Just leave it like that.
Isn't it?
No, it's not.
Then I'll say it like this again.
Koi kohi
I'm sorry.
Does he say "ore" too?
No.
Tansumani
Oh, sorry. I'm talking to you now, right?
Earlier...
Aitsumoni
I said it, didn't I?
She's looking at me.
High Society
That's not how you say it!
High Society
Aitsumoni
Why "Aitsumoni"?
"Aitsumoni" or "ice coffee"?
Then I'll say "iron hero".
I'll say it clearly.
I don't know.
What did you say?
I said "iron hero".
You...
I don't know. "Iron hero".
"Iron hero".
What kind of drink is it? I'm sorry.
I'm not good at studying.
What kind of drink is it?
"Iron hero".
What kind of drink is it?
"Ice coffee".
"Ice coffee" or "iron hero"?
"Ice coffee".
Ice coffee
The result is like this.
This is 100%.
It's okay up to here.
From here...
The wrong thing doesn't reach you at all.
That's right.
High Society
I'm sorry, I didn't say "High Society".
Today, Hamada and I are going to Hamada.
We will play a little.
We will go higher than this.
Higher than this?
We will go to the final level.
Orange Huey Huey
This is definitely not it!
You didn't say a word.
The way it came out is important.
"Iron hero" is still not enough.
Say it.
"Oh my, Huey Huey".
A little more.
Leave it to me.
I will enjoy it.
You need to put more emotion into the words.
I say "Oh my, Huey Huey".
I say it, but you can put coldness and bitterness in it.
You say it yourself!
Why do you have to go to me?
"Oh my, Huey Huey", but you can't say it!
You can say it for sure.
You can't say it for sure.
Here you are.
Welcome.
Here you are.
I'll have a cream soda.
A cream soda.
Here you are.
Good morning.
Here you are.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Hey, do it properly!
Ah, then I'll have this Ooyang Coffee.
Um, coffee...
Ooyang Coffee.
Um, I'll have this Max Bread.
Yeah.
Ooyang Ice Coffee.
Ice...
Ice Coffee.
Say it!
Say it clearly!
What is this?
Ooyang Ice Coffee.
You're already crying, aren't you?
You finally cried at the end.
Then...
Hot blood...
What is this?
Meat sandwich.
What is this?
Hot blood.
Hot blood?
Hot blood.
You caught me.
Excuse me!
Yes?
I'll have that Hot Blood Sandwich.
Hot Blood Sandwich.
This one?
Hot Blood Sandwich.
Ah, Meat Sandwich.
Yes!
Welcome!
That's right!
I'm sure it's a lie!
It's perfect!
"Perfect" changed its meaning!
You're promoting iced coffee today!
Well, let's end it here.
End it?
End it with "cc"?
End it with "cc".
Iced coffee, oil, mix and hot water, all OK!
Why?
It's perfect for parents' day.
Parents can use it the next day, too.
It's perfect for parents' day.
You said it!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Unfortunately, it didn't go up.
But today's test was good, wasn't it?
The opening.
It's the worst. I'd be angry if I saw it.
Actually, the other day...
When we were at a coffee shop...
I was going to order iced coffee...
But something went wrong.
Did you chew it?
I said "mice coffee".
Then...
But...
I said "yes", but they didn't bring it.
I see.
So, for today's opening...
Let's go as far as we can.
Let's go to a coffee shop and order iced coffee.
What will you have?
Oil coffee.
I did it.
Look, this is the one you brought.
I didn't bring it!
You didn't bring it!
Don't say bad things! I didn't bring it!
You didn't bring it!
You are crazy!
You twisted it!
You are scary!
Boss!
What?
What is it?
Boss!
At the end of the day, I'm lost.
What is he talking about?
Even so, I'm like "Huh?"
No, no, no.
And at the end...
At the end of the end...
So, what did you...
Oyster ice coffee.
Look, look, look!
At the end of the end, it's oyster ice coffee!
"You brought it!" I said!
Look, that oyster... What is it?
Don't you guys fall for it!
It wasn't in the video.
Here, look carefully.
I clearly said 'oyster fee fee.'
"If you say it like that, it'll be "karankoron karankoron"."
Cold.
So, it's colder than usual.
Oyster ice coffee.
Ice... Ice coffee.
It smells like coffee.
They also gave us a mix sandwich.
They gave us a mix sandwich with hot blood in it.
That's true, but you were pointing with your finger at the menu!
You said "hot blood in it" and I said "what?" and you said "hot blood in it" and I said "look, auntie, oh, this is it, a mix sandwich", and you said "hot blood in it".
- Which one? - Hot blood in it. - Ah, a mix sandwich. - Yes.
Let's go again.
We can't go there alone.
If you don't mind, why don't we go with you?
Oh, that's the worst.
Wearing a hat and hot blood in it, wearing a bra and dancing and going into a bar, and there was an old man in there who said "oh, Dantan".
- That's not good. - That's not good. - That's not good. - I was going to dance.
- Well, we know that you don't want to go. - No, I don't want to go.
- Let's go with Vivian Sue. - What's that? What are you asking for?
- Ice coffee. - Not at all. - Not at all.
- But you'll come, won't you? - I don't have money. - Vivian Sue is fine.
- Vivian Sue. - What?
- You said "Vivian Sue coffee", didn't you? - No, I didn't. - You said it! - No, I didn't.
- You said "Vivian Sue coffee", didn't you? - No, I didn't.
- How is the Olympics going for you? - Well...
- You know, that idiot... - Idiot Bakuten. - Idiot Bakuten...
- He said it in a reporter somewhere. - Yes, yes.
- After the opening ceremony, he said to Ms. Yawara... "How was it?"
- Even if you say it... - Yes, even if you say it... - I didn't do anything. - That's right!
- "How was it?" Ms. Yawara said. "It was amazing!" I said. "What?"
"Are you going to do it?" "Are you going to do it?" "What?"
"Well ..." "How was it?" itself is more serious.
It's a little too vague.
Ms. Yawara said, "It was amazing!" I said. "What?"
"Well, I don't have anything to see, so I'll see it, but ..." "Right?" "It's no use."
"No, no, it can't be helped." "Ms. Yawara, you know, you've been holding it in for a while." "Yes, yes, yes."
"You're doing it too much." "This is ... "
"That's not good!" "No, no, look at you!"
"What would you do if you raised your head like that?" "You can't even look at me."
"No matter how you look at me ..." "Ms. Yawara, today you're here, and today you're a little behind."
"If you don't listen to me ..." "If you don't think about it ..." "That's where you're hitting me!"
"It's your own fault." "You know, you can't do it anymore, can you?"
"I'm proud of you, you know, you're going to lose, right?" "You know, even if other countries lose ..."
"They're going to do it, aren't they?" "If Japan loses, they're going to do it."
You know, you're wearing white as a manner.
"You look black, but ..." "You don't look black, but you're manner is white."
"That's what I'm saying!" "By the way, I thought about it."
When someone takes a gold medal and he's still in the pool, he's crying, right?
When you're not there, you wipe your tears like this, right? You're soaking wet!
"See?" "No, it's flowing!" "Your eyes are down!"
"That's what I'm saying, right?" "You!"
Your eyes are down!
I don't know what you're blowing.
Tears.
It's really tears.
(Laughter)
A dining table!
Are you kidding me?
(Laughter)
For a moment, I thought it was real.
(Laughter)
For a moment, I thought it was real.
(Laughter)
You surprised me.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Mr. Amazon.
Yes.
I made a telephone card for those of you who read it.
This is a picture I drew the other day.
(Laughter)
This is a bag.
(Laughter)
This is an alligator.
(Laughter)
This is a sister.
(Laughter)
These are free glasses.
Are they free glasses?
(Laughter)
Are they free glasses? (Laughter)
Well, just in case. (Laughter)
I know it. I know it.
This is also a set.
If you like it, please send it.
Oh, is that so?
A pair of two.
Please write it in red.
Right?
Yes.
(Laughter)
Gourmet Matsumoto-san, who teaches Iwaki Koichi how to make men's curry on holidays.
Yes, yes.
There are three types of steaks, from raw to rare, medium and well done, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
In general, there are three types of steaks.
Yes, yes, yes.
I heard there are five types of steaks.
Yes.
What are the other two?
Well, there are five types of steaks.
Yes, there are five types of steaks.
(Laughter)
There are 0.16 types of steaks.
(Laughter)
Well, it doesn't matter.
If you say it too much, you won't know it.
You won't know it.
I'm asking you to tell me the other two.
Ah, do you go out for steaks and such?
I don't go out much.
Ah, if you go out for steaks and such, what do you say?
I usually say medium.
Medium!
Yes, medium.
If you haven't eaten steaks much, you say medium right away.
Yes, you usually say medium, right?
Yes, yes.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
No, it's not like that!
(Laughter)
It's not like that!
(Laughter)
Tell me the other two.
Rare, medium and well done.
Yes.
Before that, do you know what "rare" means?
No, I don't know.
Ah, if you don't know what "rare" means, get out of here!
(Laughter)
Don't make me angry!
(Laughter)
Huh?
No, it's not over.
(Laughter)
You can't try to end it like that.
Then you don't know what "rare" means?
Please.
"Rare" is almost raw.
Yes.
And?
Well, if you think about it, it's like "tataki".
(Laughter)
It's almost raw and it's baked on the surface as it is "rare".
And "medium" meaning half raw.
And "well done" meaning well baked.
Are there two more?
Yes, yes.
There are, there are.
Well...
This is...
It is better to say now?
(Laughter)
Huh? Say it.
You want me to say it now?
No, say it immediately.
I want to say something.
Say it now.
But...
(Laughter)
I won't shake it, I'll just say it.
Go ahead.
Rare, medium, welder.
There's a moon.
Yes, yes.
There's one I want to burn more.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute.
Don't think the one you want to burn more is me!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I know.
It's like it slipped!
I didn't do it!
You didn't do it!
It's okay!
I can't do it anymore!
It won't end!
Rare.
There's actually one before rare.
What?
What's with you now?
I didn't say anything.
Before, yes.
Before rare.
Yes, yes.
What's there?
Well, the way you burn it...
There's one you don't burn at all.
You don't burn it at all?
So there's one you don't burn more than rare.
I do burn rare a little.
I see.
Yes, yes.
What do you call it?
What?
What do you call it?
Um...
I burn it at home.
Yes, you take it home and burn it!
What are you doing?
Hey, you take it home and eat it raw!
Why do you take it home and burn it?
I'm not like that!
Let's go to the next one.
How do you grill a steak?
No, that's enough!
I'm getting excited.
I'm getting excited!
I want to vomit now.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
If you didn't have this, would you die?
If I didn't have this, I would be in trouble. There are many things like that in the world, right?
Living and dying...
I can say it simply...
If I don't shower vigorously, I get really angry.
That's something to get angry about, right?
I'm not saying that.
Right?
Well...
If you say that...
I'm going to sweat a lot.
Don't say "sweat"!
Even now, even during the week, I sweat a lot.