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Ladies and gentlemen...
I have something to tell you.
You don't look like yourself.
Did you meet someone important recently?
Yes, I met someone important recently.
Really?
It's been a while since I went there.
Well...
Even if I meet the same people over and over again, I don't get bored.
I don't know about that!
If you go to the same place over and over again, you'll meet the same people again.
It's not fun.
So you went to a different place.
I went to a different place.
This is amazing.
You developed it.
Itao is always like "I don't have this!"
Mama is like...
How do you say it?
God's hand!
You look like you're in a good mood!
Godfinger!
You look like you're in a good mood!
I didn't know what to do.
They told me I looked like an old woman.
I looked like an old woman, but I didn't have much technique.
You look like you're in a good mood!
I was nervous, and then...
A Colombian came.
Can you speak Japanese?
I can't speak it!
I can't speak it at all!
You can't communicate?
I can't communicate at all.
And they usually bring seven kinds of tools.
They bring seven kinds of tools.
But I don't have them.
Colombians don't have them!
Today, for the first time...
I said, "I don't know what you're talking about."
Don't lie!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't lie!
I've heard it before!
Don't lie!
The other day, I took baby oil out of my pocket.
Baby oil is sold in convenience stores now.
I had only one in my pocket.
And I found two on the bed.
I took baby oil out and said, "Go to bed."
I said, "I don't need this for now."
I said, "I don't need clothes."
I took them all off and said, "You should go home, too!"
Why do you still want me to do it for you?
I took baby oil out of my pocket and said, "Go to bed."
I said, "I don't need this for now."
I took baby oil out of my pocket and said, "Go to bed."
I said, "I don't need this for now."
And I fell asleep.
I was in Colombia and I did it like this and I fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
I had a sore chest and I got a mosquito bite.
I got a sore chest and I got a mosquito bite.
"Kukuku, kukuku, kukuku, kukuku," like that.
Itai, itai, itai, itai, itai!
What's wrong with you?!
I've never heard you say it like that.
Say it faster.
Didn't Itao go with you?
Yes, Itao did.
At the time, Itao was a very strong old woman.
And...
She kept giving him a hard time.
What old woman?
A Japanese woman.
Oh, but...
It seems like it was Mother Gaku's day.
You don't really play the guitar, do you?
Has anything changed about you?
Not really.
Not really...
I have insomnia.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Wow!
What's with you?
I didn't say...
I didn't say anything at all!
Even if you say "insomnia",
why would you say "company"?!
You know what "insomnia" is!
Say something!
If you say "company", why would you say "company"?!
If you say "insomnia", you know the result!
I know, I know.
Lately, I haven't slept well.
Ah, I see.
I just reacted like an old man.
Ah, why do you say "company"?!
I don't know why you say it.
Hey!
You're disgusting!
Keep going!
No, it's "insomnia" originally.
It's disgusting!
Ah, it's disgusting.
Why do you say "company" at night...
It's too early for that!
It's almost 5 o'clock!
And Mr. Tsuchiya is like this, and I'm like this!
Hmm...
Why do you always polish your pot at night?
Well, you know...
I want to polish myself more and more.
And...
I want to polish myself more and more.
Polish myself.
I noticed that you polish your pot, too.
You say "company" at night, right?
Mr. Matsumoto, please tell me.
When you pass by your friends in the morning, you say "good morning,"
but if you meet your friends in the afternoon who greeted you in the morning,
how should you greet them?
"Hello" is familiar and "good morning" is difficult.
I know, I know.
Mr. Matsumoto, please tell me.
I know that very well.
So let me tell you one thing.
Let's say you greeted me in the morning with "good morning."
Let's say you took a lesson in a different class.
And you happened to run into me in the hallway about one hour after class.
Yes, we did.
You said "good morning" just now.
Damn it!
No, why?
That's weird.
You don't say that.
I do.
It's weird. You say it and it's even weirder.
That's right.
It's weird.
Is it weird?
It's normal. It's not weird.
No, it's not weird.
Where are you going?
No, I'm going to the classroom.
Oh, really?
It's not weird?
No, I don't like that.
Why?
Such meaningless conversation.
It's meaningful. I'm asking you where you're going.
That's not it!
I've wanted to say this for a long time.
For example, you know "downtown deluxe" and stuff like that, right?
Yes, yes.
There's a lot of guests and stuff like that, right?
At the time, you know, I didn't like talking with other celebrities and people like that.
That's why you don't have any friends.
In the entertainment world.
Isn't that dating?
I don't want to answer that kind of dating.
It's too much.
What has "giant" been up to lately?
I don't know anything like that!
That's why you're always looking at everyone from the outside!
That's not right!
Why do you all look at me like I'm talking?
I'm not like this, but I'm like this from a distance.
That's not right!
You know, the taxi driver.
The old man in the taxi says, "Oh, "giant" lost."
Oh, I'm not interested in baseball.
"It doesn't matter if "giant" lost or not."
Oh, I'm not interested in baseball.
Oh, is that so?
In the taxi, it's just like the air now.
That's fair.
You can only hear "kacchi kacchi."
The air is bad.
When I was little, my dad got angry in the opposite pattern.
When he was in the taxi.
What happened to the driver's half body today?
Don't you know?
Stop it!
"I'll grab you from behind and "kacchi kacchi" you!
You've been doing that since, haven't you?
Sticking a cover behind a taxi driver.
That's not it!
My father is responsible for it!
Matsumoto-san, you have a secret pocket in your body.
It contains seven men's tools.
Yes.
Could you tell me what those seven men's tools are?
Seven men's tools...
I knew it.
A secret pocket...
No, there's no secret pocket in my body.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Where?
In my thighs.
There's no secret pocket in your thighs.
No, there's definitely one!
No, there's definitely not!
Oh...
No, it's not "oh"...
You think you know me well, don't you?
You think you know a lot about me, don't you?
But you still don't know 15% of me.
You don't know the other 85% of me.
Then what's in it?
First of all, it's a condom.
Oh, seven men's tools.
Yes.
First of all, a condom.
A condom.
Then... a brush.
A brush?
A brush.
What kind of brush?
A thin brush.
Like a brush?
Oh, yes, yes. A brush.
A brush.
Then...
A pocket tissue.
Yes.
Then...
Candles.
Candles, yes.
Then...
Lotion.
What do you think you're doing?
It's not a man's seven tools, it's a business' seven tools!
Oh, you can't use it?
No, you can't.
Even if you put powder in it, you can't use it.
Oh, yes.
You can't use it.
Oh, yes.
You can't use it.
When a bat throws a ladle, why does it cling to it and fall with it?
Do they live by telepathy?
Yes, yes.
By telepathy?
Yes, yes.
By sound waves?
Yes, yes.
When a ladle throws a ladle, why does it cling to it and fall with it?
Why? Why does a ladle fall and cling to it?
You can't do it with other things. You can't do it with a ladle.
No, you can do it with anything.
In the end, bats look like that and take a lot of care of things.
So, if you throw it like this, "No, you can't do that!"
"You can't do that!" "No, you can't do that!"
And then...
Bats are like that?
How do you know?
You're so kind, you're so kind.
I'll say it in one shot.
I'll say it like that.
But, it's only bats that don't do that.
Because, you know, in New York, you know how there are horses on the road?
Yes, yes.
And the police? Do they ride on it?
Yes, and they ride on it like a carriage.
Yes, yes.
And you know, horses are walking on the road.
On asphalt.
And at that moment...
They're walking like...
You idiot, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
No, you can't do that!
I don't think of it like that!
Let's say I was a horse.
Hello, nice to meet you for the first day.
On asphalt, on asphalt.
Because I'm a horse, I'm an idiot, right?
On asphalt, on asphalt.
I'll do it.
Yes, I'll do it until the second day.
On the third day...
Huh?
Maybe they don't like it?
Because...
Even a horse doesn't know!
But, you know, you can't go and die on your own will!
You know? You have to be patient.
Yeah, I can't do it.
It's a hassle.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to be patient all the time.
Wow, my stomach hurts.
You know?
My stomach hurts, but I can't do it here!
Yeah, yeah.
There are customers coming in!
Yeah, there are customers coming in.
Ahhhhhh!
When I heard that...
I'll do it here!
I can't do it here!
Next.
That's how you do it! Smartass!
It's not like that.
It's not like you can just shake it off like that!
No, no, no, like I said, 100 cows get on it!
But they can't stand it! They fly for a long time!
And the speed is also getting slower and slower!
That's weird, you guys!
You're getting slower and slower!
No, no, that's weird!
This is...
You're just opening and taking it out yourselves!
You can't do it like that, you know!
And you still say "put it on" and stuff like that.
What's with the "pachi pachi"?
Is it something like that?
What?
Isn't it a button for a bulldozer?
"Pachi pachi" is funny, but...
I don't know.
No matter how much you think about it, I still don't think it's right.
Are you trying to give up or something like that?
No, I don't think like that.
I don't think like that at all.
When you're alone, you never do it.
You never do it at home.
I don't do it at home.
Oh, you don't like it.
That's why you're telling me not to do it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's why you're saying it.
Don't take me with you.