AISubs v3.4
Yes, I especially want this person to be happy.
Ah, as expected, he's cuter than a stupid child.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, it's okay for him to go on a journey.
A stupid child can go on a journey.
Let's introduce today's star.
Yes!
Yes.
It's this person! Please come in!
Yes!
I'm going to sing "World's Normal Child" on the telop.
Yes, "World's Normal Child".
"World's Normal Child" and "Saito Toshihide".
He turned 80 years old this year.
He's not blessed with the achievements of his specialty.
He's still single.
Thanks to the kindness of downtown, he tried a match with a beautiful woman called Amihama Naoko and Harakuriko.
But they couldn't meet.
And even if they're a feeling couple, their wishes won't come true.
"World's Normal Child"'s third match.
Who will it be?
Shall we call you the fourth one?
Today, you're the only one.
Moreover, there are four beautiful women.
Come on!
Let me see you in front of me.
Yes.
Your life-threatening appearance.
I understand.
You'll be shot here.
Do you have anything else?
Um...
Don't talk.
No...
Put it down. Do you have anything else?
I'll give you more than that, so talk!
I'm sorry.
Well, first of all, the first one of the normal people...
Is she the first entry number?
Let me introduce you to the woman.
Yes, please.
Please.
Hello.
Aizawa...
Mizuki-san.
Yes.
You're tall, aren't you?
Um...
Saito Toshihide...
I think you have to be more than 170 centimeters tall.
She's not tall.
She's 171 centimeters tall.
Well, in terms of height, she's like Toshihide Gu.
Yes.
In "Date Manga"...
He has a driver's license, but it's paper.
Oh, I see.
Do you have a driver's license?
Yes, I can drive a car.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then please show me.
Then I'll buy you a child seat.
That's not necessary.
You can sit around here.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you make a noise.
That's right.
I see.
Make sure you lock it properly.
Yes, I'll do it properly.
Then, for now...
Yes.
Whether it's okay or not...
Make sure you make sure.
Yes.
Then, Toshihide-kun will get off.
When I say "go ahead" when I look at Summer...
I'll give it to you.
Then, is it about time?
Is it okay?
Yes, it's about time.
We're waiting for Heigo Summer's "Now or Never".
Yes.
It's definitely...
Yes.
It's definitely...
It's definitely second best, first time.
Sachi-san, go ahead!
Hey, you're already going up?
You're fast!
You're fast, you're fast!
Go down a little more.
Why are you still wearing glasses?
Go down a little more.
I can't say anything bad about you anymore.
You have to go down a little more!
Yes.
Go ahead!
He's desperate, look!
I can't say anything bad about you anymore.
You're faster than I expected!
Then, let's have you go up!
Yes.
Go ahead!
You can't!
What did you not like about me?
Well, you know...
Inspiration is important, isn't it?
But, anyone who can't come like me...
If you say "inspiration" again, I can't do anything about it.
I didn't say anything like that.
He didn't say anything like that!
Inspiration!
It's amazing that you didn't say anything like that!
Let's look forward to the next story.
Here you go!
It's a bit wild.
Vanjima-san, you're 21 years old.
You're helping out with housework.
How old have you been?
How old were you when you first started dating?
About 30 years old.
Well, it's even older than that.
It's a bit older than that, but...
Well, it's humanly attractive.
That's right.
This one is much lower.
Then you have to cover it up.
Right?
You've been cutting firewood into small pieces.
Are you okay?
Are you walking with it on your shoulder?
While you're whistling.
Here you go!
Why are you wearing glasses?
You're old!
Haven't you seen "Hamada"?
Obviously you haven't seen "Hamada"!
Yamazaki-san, do you know that the one in the middle of us is her?
The one in the middle of us is her.
In the middle?
In the middle.
Where were you looking at?
I was looking at the right side!
You have a big brain.
More, more, more.
You're looking at a lot of things.
You're going up already?
Did you see the white one?
It was far away.
No, it wasn't far away.
It was close.
That's enough.
Let's have Maejima-san raise his flag!
Here you go!
No good!
That's too bad.
Why?
Failed again!
If you get this wet, you'll fall asleep right away, won't you?
You're right. I'm not young and weak.
You look like you're in a good mood today.
Let's go!
The third woman, Kayoko Saito, please come in!
Hello!
Please come in!
Thank you!
She's also 170cm tall.
But she says that her favorite talent is Kanagawa national park.
That's good!
Isn't it?
That's good!
Is it okay for you to be this old?
I've never thought of dating, but I like old men.
Is that so?
What about your face?
I don't like my face, but I like men.
Men!
You'll fall asleep right away!
It's hard for you to say that you like men.
Are you basically an old man?
I'm not an old man!
I'm not an old man, but I'm basically an old man.
Then let's go!
Yes!
Yamasaki-san!
Yes!
Then let's go!
Yes!
He's stupid!
You can tell by his face!
He came all the way here and was desperate!
I think this is the funniest part.
It has nothing to do with you!
Who is that?
That's Tojide's team!
Who is it? I can't tell!
You'd better not do it!
You're hiding your face!
You're only turning your back!
You'd better not do it!
Please go ahead.
You see that face!
You see it!
You look like you're having fun.
I got my eyes wide open.
Saito-san, you look like a girl.
Is that so?
- Is that so? - Yes.
- Let's have her judge. - Yes.
- Ms. Tsujiwa... - Judge, please!
- She just confirmed that she's not good at it.
- She raised it.
- How is it? - She's not good at it.
- Why?!
- Stop it!
- Yes, please.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Please have a seat. - Thank you.
- Now, it's her turn.
- Ah, I don't think this is good.
- What's wrong? - Basically, she's ugly, but...
- She makes you feel her sexiness.
- This is a little...
- Now, let's call Ms. Yamasaki. - Yes!
- Ms. Yamasaki! - Yes!
- This is your last chance.
- This time, I'd like to do it in a cute way.
- Because it's the last one. - Yes!
- Please!
- How is the reaction? - The reaction...
- The stable one... - Please!
- Ebo-san! - Ebo-san!
- Yes!
- It's OK! - It's OK! - OK!
- That's it! - That's it!
- As I thought, it's a failure.
- Well, there's still room for improvement.
- Well... - How was it?
- Well...
- It's so small!
- Well... - Was it this small?
- It's so small! - Well...
- All four of us said...
- "Misette!"