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Hey, listen to me!
You suck!
Why do you think I suck?
You suck!
It has nothing to do with it!
There's a reason for it!
It has nothing to do with it!
Hey, listen to me!
What is it?
I'm really sorry about last time.
I apologize.
What do you mean "last time"?
Oh, about the super dirt.
Thank you so much for telling me about the super dirt.
I read about it online, but it didn't become super dirt at all!
So it's no good?
It's no good at all!
Last time, Yamazaki's love expression wasn't conveyed to his partner and ended in failure.
So, today, I'm going to serve you!
Serve me?
Serve you!
I'm going to serve you with all my heart and soul!
Yes!
Shut up, you!
You need to know your position.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that!
No, today, I'm really serious about it!
Really?
So, today...
Why are you suddenly acting like this?
Today, I'm going to serve you with a wonderful person!
You're going to make me feel good?
Yes!
And you're going to be super dirty!
Super dirty?
Super dirty!
Dirty Comedian
It's a long journey to become a comedian.
Everyone else avoids it, but I'm going to point my finger at the gay behind me.
Yamazaki Super Dirty Episode 2
Who is today's opponent?
Please bring it over.
Yes.
You're really dirty!
Yes.
Okay, serve me!
Why are you serving me?
Why?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Hello.
You're not cute at all.
You're really busy today.
It's okay. Just relax there.
Wait a minute.
Nice to meet you. I'm Hosei.
Oh, you're here.
Really?
I've seen you before.
Really?
What are you talking about?
Are you nervous?
Why are you nervous?
You have a wide shoulder.
What?
How old are you?
Forty-two?
Wow, I can't see you.
I can't see you. I really can't see you.
Which one are you?
Which character do you want to play?
Really?
Wow, there's a lot of water here.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing, really.
There's a lot of water here.
Let me see...
Do you have nails?
Oh, you have nails.
Wow, your nails are very hard.
Your nails are very hard.
There's a lot of water in your nose.
It's funny, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
Excuse me.
First of all...
Would you like some bread?
I'm hungry.
Excuse me.
I'm hungry.
I'm very hungry.
I don't want it.
Excuse me.
What do you want to do?
Excuse me.
I'm embarrassed.
I don't want it.
I'm embarrassed.
Well, excuse me.
Wow, it's beautiful.
Wow, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
What?
It hurts, but it's okay.
Watch out! Watch out!
What's that?
I'll put it in your stomach.
Look, it's coming out. Look, it's coming out.
What?
What's coming out?
That's what it is.
Ouch! Ouch!
I want you to throw it away.
Ouch! Ouch!
I think I took it off.
I failed.
It's a good timing.
How was it?
You're wearing underpants.
How was it?
Well, it was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes.
We did a lot of service today.
But you didn't go to the television.
I wonder if it will end.
I'm not making you laugh, but you're making me laugh.
How was it?
Yes.
Well, well.
I hope there will be a next time.
Yes, we will do our best for the next time, too.
Well, I'm going to call the Samon Committee, which is used by kids.
Hello.
No, no.
Yes, yes.
The TV screen is up from here.
No, no, no, no.
That's rude of you.
Are you injured?
It can't be helped, you.
Is this normal for a TV?
Isn't it normal for you to go out in slippers?
Slippers?
I'm barefoot.
Is this normal for you?
What's with you?
What is this?
What is it?
It's the outfit you wear when you go to buy Caster Miles.
Oh, like this.
It doesn't matter.
No, it's all going to be a burst shot.
Oh, you.
Oh, if you do this, you'll know.
What?
What did you do?
Yesterday...
I did a dotsun.
Dotsun, right?
Well, only I know about it.
I know about it, but...
Dotsun means...
This, right?
That's not it!
Why do you do this and I can't do anything with my feet?
No, no.
You said it with your nails.
You said you'd get caught.
You said it with your nails.
That's not it.
What is it?
When your opponent comes at you...
What do you call it?
You turn your back about four times.
You want to turn your head like this.
There are four of you.
There are more of you over here.
Like this.
What do you call it?
What do you call it?!
We call it dotsun.
What? What?
Hey!
That's not it!
What do you call it? Say it again!
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine. What do you call it?
Goodbye!
Seriously, this is too much. You can't do this!
You said you'd do it!
I'm not wearing socks! You can't do this!
What are you doing?
What's this? Caster Mile or something?
Don't tell me about it. I'll do a burst shot today.
What's up with you?
Yesterday, I did it badly.
I know it, but you know it.
What are you talking about?
Why am I injured?
It's okay if you don't tell me about it.
Hurry up and do it.
You're trying too hard.
You said you'd do it!
You're not young anymore.
You can't do what you couldn't do in the past.
You can't do it.
You're right.
You're like Hamada Masato.
You're getting there.
That's too fast!
You're getting there.
You're like Hamada Masato.
You're getting closer.
That's true.
Congratulations.
Why are you clapping?
What's congratulating you about?
I don't know.
Seriously.
Joe Yabanzukei.
Did you kill him?
Why would I?
You're number one!
Number two, congratulations.
I'm sorry, but I'll make you number one and two.
I don't want to say this, but if you win 1,000 yen, you win 1,000 yen again, right?
Anyway, there will be an announcement tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so I'm going to do it first.
Everyone, look, this is the nose of number one.
Number one has a nose like this.
But I'll tell you, next year I definitely won't be in less than tenth place.
That's not to do some malicious financial measures or anything like that.
Because originally, it's about that kind of income.
It just so happens that something like this happened, so you're definitely number one next year as well, right?
Why do you say that?
No, no, no, I've already been playing CDs a lot.
"I've said it so many times" Don't say that.
No, no, idiot, you know, book fees are higher, right?
It's good, isn't it?
It's kind of scary, you know, frankly speaking.
Is it?
I'm serious!
It's kind of scary, you know, if you sell a million or two million copies, you know...
What kind of pose is that?
I thought it was a little tough, you know, if you do it like this...
Something's about to start from here, you know?
It's scary, isn't it?
The other day, when I was proving it, you know...
Yeah?
There's this part of the toilet that's like this, you know?
I don't know.
Look at it.
This part that's like this.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Look at it properly!
Don't look at it with your dull eyes!
Look at it clearly!
Yeah, I know, I know.
This part that's like this...
Yeah, yeah, I know.
That's enough.
You know, right?
There was a lot of blood.
Huh? Is that a men's toilet?
Yeah.
What do you think?
It's not a house toilet, is it?
No, no, no.
Is it a men's toilet?
Yeah.
What do you think?
I don't know, you know?
When I looked in the lighting room, there was a lot of blood and I was like, "Whoa!"
I was worried about it and I couldn't help it.
When I looked in the lighting room, there was a lot of blood and I was like, "Whoa!"
Huh? This part of the toilet seat?
No, no, it was in the lighting room!
Do you ever flush with your mouth up like this?
No, I only flush like this!
That's what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's blood here.
It's like our joke, but it's blood.
It's dripping.
There's blood on my shoulder.
There's nothing scary about it!
What are you doing? You have blood on your shoulder!
Do you remember that?
Of course I do! I'm not going to shit here!
Seriously, what's up there?
I don't know.
Did you see the ceiling?
Maybe it's coming from the ceiling.
No, I didn't.
Then why is blood coming from the ceiling?
Maybe it's dripping.
What's wrong with it?
Maybe it's dripping from the toilet up there.
What? From the toilet up there?
Yeah, the toilet up there is a toilet. That's obvious.
I know, but...
Then why?
Maybe something happened up there.
Maybe something happened in the toilet up there.
Maybe there's blood here in the toilet up there.
I see.
Then you shouldn't look up there.
That's right.
What would you do if there wasn't anything up there?
Yeah, you shouldn't do that. It's a happy end.
There's blood here! At that point, there's no happy end!
You know, there are strange things like that.
Is that so?
It's hard to imagine.
Yeah.
Me too.
I say it sometimes, but...
I get in the bath, come out of the bath and take off my bathrobe.
I look up and there's shit on my face.
You...
What kind of life is that?
I don't know either.
What's that?
It's pathetic.
I don't know.
Is there such a thing?
Wait a minute.
This is a little funny.
Why are you talking to me like that?
I don't know, but there is such a thing.
Hey, you know...
What is it?
Well...
Hey, you know...
You're such a human being.
You know...
You're living a rosy life right now, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Is there anyone you want me to look for?
What?
Me?
Yes.
Your mother.
Oh...
She used to work part-time.
You were dug up.
I was dug up?
What do you mean you were dug up?
You're talking like a man.
Is there such a thing?
Well, you know...
That's right.
There's someone I want to talk about.
Who is it?
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
Yes.
Do you know Shaktani?
Yes, I do.
I've been looking for Shaktani.
Why?!
You know...
Why did you call me?
It's a good story, but...
What is it?
I had a hard breakup with Shaktani.
Oh, really?
Yes.
By the way, there was someone called Shaktani.
And...
In elementary school...
Two years...
One year...
I made a lot of friends with Shaktani.
Yes, yes.
Shaktani...
I don't care about his name.
I just want to talk about him!
No, no, no.
And Shaktani...
Shaktani...
He was a little bullied.
Yes.
But we were good friends.
And for some reason...
I didn't bully Shaktani anymore.
Ah, really?
Yes.
And Shaktani...
Shaktani...
He definitely wanted to say it.
No!
Shaktani...
Shaktani and...
My tea leaves...
My tea sheet and...
And, then...
Shaktani said...
Ah!
He said...
Ooh, it leaked!
He said...
Ooh, it leaked!
THAT'S WHY YOU WERE BULLIED!!
And then...
I went back to Shaktani's home...
And then, I went to buy Shaktani some underwear...
Because the ungle leaked...
And then...
I took off my underwear...
I wiped my ungle...
And then...
And then I put on...
A blue coat of underwear...
I wore it back...
I've been watching the blue kate pants with the words "star" written on it all the time.
And then I was told by Shaktan, "Matsun, don't say this to everyone."
Everyone will bully you again.
I said, "I won't say that."
I'll say it a lot the next day, but...
The actor said...
Don't look at me like that!
But when I did...
I was bullied a lot...
And he kept looking at me with a pitiful, resentful face.
That's not fair, kid!
It is, but...
If you say "stop it" there, I don't know if I'll get bullied too!
So I thought I should apologize to him, but my relationship with him got worse.
Of course. If you put it that way, you're being betrayed!
You're being betrayed...
That's why I moved to Shaktani.
But I haven't finished Shaktani yet.
Even if you say that now...
He doesn't like it either!
I wonder what he's doing in Shaktani.
I don't know where he moved to in Shaktani.
I see.
In Alem.
But Alem is amazing!
It is.
He looks for cute girls like you in Alem.
It is.
I should apologize to Matsu and Shaktani.
So you're leaving?
My rose-colored life will reunite with Shaktani.
I'll become a scary old man!
What if you become really easygoing?
I'll become Matsu Aragara Ore Yakuza!
I'll go to Shaktani!
You don't have to make me understand!
I don't know anyone in Shaktani!
I don't know why I'm in Shaktani!
Matsumoto-san, you compose, compose, and choreograph hotte rinko's commercial song.
There's a sequel to that song. What is it like?
You... you composed it?
I choreograph it.
I don't know.
I thought about it for three days.
I see.
What was the lyrics like?
Let's choose our wife, Mirin.
Repeat it twice.
Libreine.
No, Russian!
And?
Coterinco!
Well, but Go Hiromi, you said it.
Well, it's me, isn't it?
What?
It's me, isn't it?
Well, you asked for it, so please do it.
Hiromi usually says my English.
Hiromi?!
I gave my advice to Carly.
How many years ago?
You were an amateur at the time.
Could you tell me the rest of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, the first version is like this, right?
Yes.
It's just Coterinco, right?
Yes.
And then there's Coterinco Mini.
I see.
And then there's Coterinco Curry.
Mirin?!
Why does it taste like curry?!
Ma'am, let's choose a mirin.
That one, right?
Yes, that one.
And the next one is...
Ma'am, let's choose a mirin.
Hey, don't be stupid!
Do you know that one?
Ma'am...
As expected of the choreographer!
Ma'am, let's choose a mirin.
Court Lincoln!
Next one.
A new one.
Are you ready?
Ma'am, let's choose a mirin.
Hey, what's that?!
What?!
Ma'am, ma'am!
What's this?! Why is this "ma'am"?!
Why is this "ma'am"?!
That's fine.
Ma'am, look at me! I already have a picture!
You do?
Yes!
I'm about to have one.
Did you just fart?
Why are you laughing?
You're funny.
As a first-year ace, he made his first appearance and won for the first time.
But for some reason, he left the baseball club.
In high school and junior high school, if you lose in a competition, you bring back the soil, but what do you use that soil for?
Did you bring it back?
I haven't lost, so I haven't brought it back.
You know, there aren't many people who think they can bring back the soil just because they lost in a competition.
I see.
I'm not bringing back the soil because I lost in a competition.
Oh, what is it?
If you lose in anything, you have to bring back the soil, don't you think?
It's not just in baseball.
That tradition only exists in high school baseball now.
For example, if you like a woman and she is naked, you have to bring back the soil.
Because it's a defeat.
Even if you lose in that sense, you can't bring it back, can you?
That's right.
Not just in high school baseball.
But you knew she was naked, didn't you?
No, for example, if you go to her house and try to do it, and you find it really smelly, you have no choice but to cry.
You cry a lot.
You don't have to cry.
You sing "kouka", don't you?
What?
You sing "kouka", don't you?
There?
There.
While crying?
And you run back home with the soil you found in the garden.
You don't have to run.
You look like a shimeji mushroom.