AISubs v3.4
Today, we're here.
It's like we're being called.
We're being called here.
Hotel Charum.
It's Hotel Charum.
And here, in this parking lot, we have to wait for now.
Oh, I see.
I don't know, but...
This is a love hotel, isn't it?
It's a love hotel.
Yes, there is also an air room, but...
If we wait here...
Is there something fun?
Today's star will appear.
Anyway, why are we being called here?
Well...
I'm sure you're confident.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well...
I think you can imagine who it is.
For now...
It's limited to people who appear in this program.
For now...
In this love hotel parking lot...
We were told to wait.
Is the car coming in?
Oh, it came in.
Good morning!
You called me?
Good morning!
You called me?
Yeah, him, him, him.
I called you.
Good morning!
You know what?
What is it?
Listen to me!
What is it?
I came up with today's opening!
Yeah.
Use it!
An introduction plan?
It's an introduction plan!
Please!
I thought about it, but I'm already in my 30s.
I'm already in my 30s!
You're not in your 30s at all!
I'm not in my 30s, but I'm already in my 30s!
You're in your 30s!
I'm already in my 40s!
If I continue like this, if I think about it, I can't get past Mr. Downtown!
I see.
If I continue with my entertainment life like this, I can go as far as Mr. Downtown!
You're great!
But I can't get past him!
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll add a character!
Yeah, a character.
Yes!
What kind of?
Super dirty!
Is there anyone who sold it like that?
I've heard of that kind of legend.
Oh, is that so?
Super dirty!
It's just a legend.
But if it's just a little bit, you can't become super dirty!
That's right, that's right.
Don't overdo it!
Overdo it?
Yeah!
Huh?
Dirty!
Oh, this guy!
This is for real!
Oh, will it sell?
Today, I'm with a special, cute girl.
Please look forward to it!
Please show me your item!
Item...
I'm in the car right now, so I came with you.
What's that?
What's that, Yamada-san?
It's a car!
Today, I'm with this girl.
This girl.
Super dirty!
Cute, cute, cute!
Now, Yamada-san...
Yes?
I want you to see my item.
Yes!
No one's as good as you!
- We're in the hotel's first floor. - That's right.
I'm trying to see if I can really watch the legendary "Super Yogore" right now.
- It's only this. It's private. - Yes.
Sumire-chan, let's go. Let's go.
Right?
Yeah.
Wow, it's such a big room.
It's pretty big.
It's funny. It's funny.
You're Sumire-chan, right?
What a cute name.
Hey, let's sit down. Come here.
Do you have a boyfriend?
You don't have one?
Really?!
You don't know, do you?
What are you saying?
This way. This way.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's still early. Wait a minute.
It's still early.
Sumire-chan...
Go over there.
What is this picture?
Sumire-chan, what do you like?
Right there. Right there. Right there.
I can't stand it anymore.
I can't stand it anymore, Sumire-chan. Seriously.
Seriously.
Can we go out?
Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.
If you're going out with me, don't put it in the video.
Can we go out? Seriously.
If you're going out with me, don't put it in the video.
Can we go out? Seriously.
What's going on?
Sumire-chan, look at this.
There's something like this.
Sumire-chan, look.
"Forgive us who are sexy. Mom and Dad" is what it says.
Do you want to buy something, Sumire-chan?
Do you want to buy something?
What's wrong, Sumire-chan?
Show me your belly.
Show me your belly!
Sumire-chan, show me your belly.
Show me your belly.
I like you.
Come here. Seriously.
What is it?
You don't like it?
Show me your belly.
Why did you come here?
You know what I mean, don't you?
Even if you say nothing, it doesn't bother you, does it?
You know what I mean, don't you?
I'm going to take a shower.
Wait for me. I'll be back.
I felt good.
Did you feel good?
Look at me.
Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing that.
I'm serious.
I scratched you.
You look like this.
Did you take a shower?
May I take a picture of you, Sumire?
May I take a picture of you?
You are cute.
Look at me.
I like your bow tie.
Ouch!
Take my clothes.
Take my umbrella.
Why are you taking my clothes?
You are noisy.
How are you, Sumire?
You are noisy.
You are saying "it's not good".
I have a promise.
It's not good.
Come here.
It's not good.
Why?
It's not good?
It's just funny.
It's not good.
Yes.
Are you tired?
Drink it.
No, I'm fine.
Oh, really?
No, I'm fine.
Are you tired?
No, I'm fine.
What are you talking about?
I'm doing it.
He's doing it.
He's so energetic because he's doing it.
Don't make me do it, Egana.
You don't make me do it, Egana.
Don't make me do it, Egana.
I'm doing it, you know.
That's not true.
It's hard for a drama, too.
No, I'm doing it.
Well, from the first time, 38%.
You're not doing it, are you?
Hey, you should say it today!
As I said at the scene...
It's a great atmosphere.
It's totally different from variety.
Of course it's different.
Why are you so quiet?
Especially before the show.
Well, that's...
It's something I can't do.
Is that so?
I can't do it.
But you've experienced it for the first time.
Oh, have I?
Yes.
Did something happen?
Nothing happened.
You know, Yume is strange.
What?
Yume.
What?
What does Yume mean?
I don't know, but...
She has nothing to do with it, but she appears in your dream even though you don't think of her as such.
That's what I'm saying. She doesn't appear in your dream even though you don't think of her as such.
That's right. Miyazawa Rie appeared in my dream the other day.
With Rie mama.
I had an argument with Rie mama in my dream.
I got angry and hit Rie mama in the nose hard.
Why? Why do you dream like that?
That's what I said before, didn't I?
What did you say?
I dreamt that I was playing with Yashiro Aki.
Rie mama hit you in the nose is good, isn't it? It feels good.
When I woke up, I felt empty.
Sometimes I fell down.
When I'm like this...
I feel like I'm going to break my back.
Why do you walk at such a wide distance?
That's because of Yome.
You know, when you kick the stove in winter, it happens, doesn't it?
It happens.
I dream of a taxi driver.
I had an argument with the driver and he kicked me in the nose.
It's warm.
Yes, yes, yes.
I dreamt of a taxi driver kicking me in the nose.
I was kicking the stove and getting off.
At that time, I was definitely walking on the cliff like this and falling.
I was screaming like this and I was falling like this.
But now you live in a wide house, so it doesn't matter.
What is this guy?
I still have it.
I don't know.
It's really strange, isn't it?
Don't write it. Don't write it.
Well!
What are you going to do?
I mean, you know, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, put it out for now.
Yes, yes.
Don't say it.
It was fast.
I have a question for Matsumoto, who has traveled around the world twice.
Japanese toilets only have Japanese-style toilets, but are there only these two types of toilets around the world?
Not really. Of course there are.
What kind of toilets?
I've been to a lot of places.
Don't say it if you think it's boring.
Where was it? Was it when I went to New Zealand?
It's kind of easy, isn't it?
I've been to more places in New Zealand.
More places? Where have you been?
I've been to 23 places.
OK!
I've been to a very secluded place in New Zealand.
23 places?
Yes, I've been there. It was amazing.
I think it was just in between.
Yes, I've been there.
How did people use toilets?
This is how you get in.
And this is how you get out.
This is how you do it.
This is how you stand up.
What?
This is how you do it. Stand up!
And if you go further in, it's like this.
Sticky!
There were a lot of things like that.
It's a wide world.
It's not sticky!
It's not sticky.
So you've been here since the Benji era?
That's right.
So you've been here since the Benji era?
No, no. I've only been to a hole somewhere.
A hole? Where?
A hole you put poop in.
So you put your butt hole in a hole you put poop in.
Like this, like this, like this.
So you've been here for a long time.
I've been to a lot of places.
Really?
Yes.
What surprised you the most?
That surprised me.
What?
You don't even know what that is.
I've always been surprised.
Oh, come on!
That's a lot, isn't it?
It was a lot.
I've always been surprised.
What?
Why is this funny?
What is it?
You shouldn't make that face, Benji.
No, no. I was surprised.
Where is it?
It's Riviera.
You remembered the song?
There's a Riviera, isn't there?
Where is Riviera?
Riviera doesn't come straight from Japan.
Where is Riviera?
It's outside of Japan.
Where is it outside of Japan?
What is it?
What shape is it?
What shape is it? What shape is it?
It's Benji's elbow.
Why do you have to say that?
It's the other way around.
You've been making that face for a long time.
I'm telling you, but you have to say everything I've seen and heard.
This is important to me.
I have memories, too.
Wait a minute.
My precious memories.
Hagaki!
Why do you have something against me?
I have something against you.
No, you just say you're sorry.
What is it?
No, I mean, you can't say what it is.
So, I was surprised.
So, say it.
Are you going to say it?
Please, say it.
Okay, I won't say it.
My pronunciation was bad.
Please, say it.
Okay, okay.
You know, the toilet seat is small.
It's very small.
It's about this size.
Is that the shape of the toilet seat?
It's a toilet seat with a gold cover.
Japanese style?
It's Japanese style.
It's Japanese style, but it's about this small.
And when you open the toilet, there are about 20 of them.
Yes.
Riviera is amazing, isn't he?
Do you take them out little by little?
Yes, I do.
I take them out little by little.
If you don't do it until the end, you'll be swept away.
I see.
And there is also time.
Is there time?
There is time.
It's like a game.
Time up!
Who said that?
When you make cup noodles, if you don't have a clock, how do you measure 3 minutes?
I can measure about 3 minutes.
But you don't have a clock.
Can't you measure 3 minutes yourself?
I can't?
Everyone knows how to measure 3 minutes.
Oh, really?
Of course.
What do you do?
Huh?
3 minutes...
Scary!
For example, anything is fine, isn't it?
Yes.
Well...
I don't...
...do it.
How many seconds is it?
I don't know!
How can I know?
Please measure it. You have a watch, right?
Please measure it. Are you ready?
I'm measuring it.
I can't even see it!
How many seconds is it?
Three seconds!
How many seconds is it?
You have to do it ten times.
That's enough!
Don't say it!
Ten...
That's right!
You can't say it ten times!
You can't say it ten times, but...
It's a simple story, isn't it?
So...
So I don't know how many seconds it is!
I can't measure it!
That's not it! So you...
I...
If I knew it was three seconds...
I wouldn't be troubled no matter what.
Should I move it until it's three minutes?
You should move it.
It doesn't have to be this.
It can be anything you like.
Even this is fine?
How many seconds is it?
I don't know! Measure it!
I can't read it! Measure it!
Here we go!
Sorry, stupid machine.
How many seconds is it?
4 seconds!
Which means we do this 80 times.
4 seconds...
The seconds are 60 seconds, so don't get confused.
I don't want you to ask me that question.
I'll get sunburned.
Please don't make me angry again.
I get sunburned dozens of times a day.
If you get sunburned in a crowded elevator, how can you hide it?
It's a matter of values.
Values?
Values.
It's about whether you think it's embarrassing to get sunburned in an elevator.
I see.
Don't make a weird face.
You'll get sunburned, so it can't be helped.
Let's get sunburned in a crowded elevator.
But still make a normal face.
Why don't you get sunburned?
Scary!
Why don't you get sunburned?
I have a question for the great Mazoh.
The last question.
When did chicks become chickens and when did they start crying?
14 years old.
14 years old?
From girls.
Oh, I see.
What do you think?
When did girls become chickens?
You know, we haven't really seen chicks becoming chickens, have we?
Not in the middle of it, have we?
Why? You were a chick on Wednesday and now you're a chicken on Thursday.
That's not it! We don't really see them transforming into chickens, do we?
That's not it, that's not it. Of course, there are times when chicks become chickens.
But you know, one thing I can say is that it's all about confidence. Confidence.
For example, when you don't have confidence, why do you keep quiet?
I don't know about that. I haven't noticed it myself.
If you say something like that, we'll end up talking about it.
For example, if you're asked a difficult question and you know it, you'll answer it with a loud voice, won't you?
That's what everyone does.
That's right, that's what everyone does.
However, if you're asked a question you don't have confidence in, you're like...
I see, I see.
That's what it is.
I see, I see.
In the end, chicks say they're chickens.
I see, I see.
Do you feel awkward?
I don't have confidence!
I have a strong feeling that I'm not like them.
Well, you don't look like it either.
That's right!
I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
I... I respect you.
Of course, when you're as old as me...
When I'm as old as you, you're older than me!
I'm not gonna say that!
You get it?
Of course, I do.
That's why I've been saying it a lot, but...
You know, it's like "what the hell!"
I just can't say it anymore.
You can't say it anymore?
I can't say it anymore.
But that's a big change, isn't it?
Because it's the same as talent.
At the time of debut, you have no choice but to restrain yourself.
Among various big talents, there is a big chicken.
Oh, it's the worst.
You can't talk like that!
You can't push like that!
Yes, yes, the chicken I've been watching on TV is here now.
Of course, of course.
You can't talk like that.
After all, I'm going to restrain myself.
Is it okay for someone like me to say this and that?
I have a feeling like that.
What do you mean, "this and that"?
That's the only thing you can say.
Let's say it for now.
But you can't say it out loud, can you?
So now, if you have a chicken at home, you can ask it slowly.
Can you buy me one of these and put it on me?
If you put on a pin microphone...
Can you put a pin microphone on the chicken?
You know, you turn it yellow.
If you put it on someone who matches it with you, it says "kokekoko".
But it's getting more and more confident.
You're getting bigger and bigger.
Of course.
You're going to be a big brother now.
I'm going to be a big brother and I'm going to be regular.
I'm going to be regular in a few things.
You can say it in the lower part of your body.
I can say it in the lower part of my body.
It's like a bat following me.
Yes, yes, yes.
When it becomes like that, it's getting more and more...
Until yesterday you said "kokekoko", but it's getting more and more...
Yes, I understand that.
You say it more and more, don't you?
Yes.
Right?
But if you say it at the wrong time, you'll be scolded.
You'll be scolded for this.
For two or three people.
You'll be scolded for that.
Even though you haven't grown up that much yet, you say "kokekoko".
At first, you'll say "kokekoko, you!"
You'll say it for now, but...
You'll say it later.
Hey, what's going on?
You'll say it like that.
Right?
There were a lot of them.
Right?
Even my manager is shivering.
He doesn't know it well yet.
But if you say it at the wrong time, you'll be scolded.
You'll be scolded for that.
You shouldn't say it so much.
You shouldn't say "kokekoko", but...
You shouldn't say it.
But if you say it for real, you'll be scolded later.
You'll be scolded.
What do you mean?
You should say it!
Oh, you said it!
Huh?
If you say it, you'll be scolded!