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Manager Okamoto!
His unstoppable and fierce anger,
once borrowed himself from many adventures,
and knocked us into the depths of fear!
And now, once again!
"GLEEF"'s founder, Manager Okamoto Ikaru!
Okamoto-san, is that the 21-year-old Tsutsumi you're holding in your hand?
21 years old for something like that?
Even his first hair change was a mess!
His hair grew so long!
So, what is it, Shimizu-san?
- Okamoto-san, I'm interested in you. - Really?
- I've been reading about you. - Again?
- So, do you like me? - No, it's not like that.
- You don't like me? - Not really.
- I'm soft. - Soft?
- You're not soft! - Where are you from?
- No, I'm from here.
- Which way is it? - It's in the studio.
- Studio? - Yes.
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- Are you filming or something? - Yes, we are.
- Huh? - Huh?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Oh, hello. - Hello!
- Hey! - Hey!
- I got a job!
- What kind of job? - Something like that.
- Something like that? - You know...
- Everyone's done it before. - Yeah, yeah.
- Something like that. - I got it!
- Really?
- Do you have a job? - No, not in Utsu or Yamazaki.
- You don't? Then I refuse!
- Why do you refuse? You're not funny! - You're not a talent!
That's similar
"That's similar" of Japanese TV with many famous people.
Okamoto joins the brilliant cast.
- It's one set today. - Are you in a hurry?
- I'm in a hurry.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- Shut up!
- Is the person in charge here? - Yes, he is.
- Who? - That guy.
- "That's similar" - Is he real?
- "That's similar" - The one who made "That's similar"
- Is it okay for a talent like me to be here? - I think you're funny.
- Is it really okay? - I'm nervous.
- Get ready, everyone!
- You'll be in charge of the camera. - Yes.
- Like this.
- It'll be over when you say "take on". - Yes.
- Like this? - Yes.
- "That's similar" - Let's do it.
- You!
- Hey!
Okay!
"That's similar." "Hello. Special!"
Okay! That's fine!
- Oh! You did it! - You did it!
It was delicious!
Damn!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Uh... We're fine now. - Uh... We're fine now.
This is the normal phone call.
- Normal? - Normal...
- "That's similar." - "That's similar."
Ah, we still have one more...
Okay! Cold call!
Normal version.
Ready!
Okay!
Go like that.
That's perfect.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's perfect.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Is this okay?
That's what I'm talking about.
I can't do it.
You have to be more nervous.
That's what I'm talking about.
The atmosphere was good.
That's good.
Yamasaki, you're good at this.
You hit me and you're going to hit me in the back.
What do you want me to do?
You have to be more nervous.
I'm already doing it.
What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
Are you a big producer?
Big producer?
I'm not a big producer.
You're amazing.
Stop it.
What do you want me to do?
You're going to do it.
You're going to get a job.
What do you want me to do?
You...
I'm sorry.
I'm already doing it.
Do you want me to do it?
Stop it.
I'm going to hit you.
It's underwater!
I knew you'd do it underwater.
It's funny just looking at it.
He's drinking wine.
This is the first one.
Is it like this first?
Yes, the head is like this.
I don't think it's possible.
Well, well, well.
And?
It's cool!
It's like a dolphin!
It's like a dolphin swimming.
It's amazing!
Why?
It's cool!
It's like a sky.
Yes, yes.
If you do this...
Yes, with a Grand Prix Yokomo and a kikigan, you can do a one-third gain.
Could you do a one-third gain?
You want me to do it?
Yes.
You know, it's like this in the water.
I've prepared it.
Oh, you have?
It's like this, so...
Yes.
You're doing it again!
You're doing it again with a set!
What do you do when you go in?
Yes, I go in...
30 seconds later...
I come out...
"soretteni" and "orette okamoto".
What?
And it becomes one.
"soretteni" and "orette okamoto".
"sorette okamoto".
Can you broadcast it?
Yes, I can.
You can do it, can't you?
It's a little tough for me.
You say it all the time!
It's a little tough for me.
What are you doing?
Do you have a kikigan?
If you don't have a kikigan...
Yes, that's right.
...your life is at risk.
Yes, I understand.
Please do it.
Yes.
Did you prepare it for me?
You too?
No, I didn't.
You guys are dangerous!
Hey!
No, no, no!
Your legs are perfect for a hotel waiter!
Who, who, who said that?
I didn't say anything!
I don't know what to do!
Just go out with me!
You guys are...
Are you ready, Okamoto-san?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready!
Go!
You guys are so cute!
What are you trying to do?
Hey, hey!
Not at all!
You guys are so scary!
Now...
You guys are so scary!
Look at their faces!
Ok, let's do it!
Ready!
Go!
What are you doing?
You still have 15 seconds!
15 seconds!
10 seconds!
Yes, yes!
I know!
Okamoto-san...
You have 30 seconds!
You can do it!
Please say "I know" properly!
Yes, yes, yes!
I know!
You only say "I know"!
Ready!
Go!
It's funny when you go down.
It's painful.
Your face is...
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Your nose is running!
Can you hear me?
It's pathetic.
The last one!
Ready!
Go!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Yes!
Take it all!
Thank you!
OK!
Thank you!
I don't want to say "I know"!
Say "I know"!
Ready?
Ready!
Go!
Let's go home.
Ladies and gentlemen...
- How are you? - I'm fine, thank you.
- No, not really. How are you? - I'm fine, thank you.
- But you know... - What?
- The club is in trouble, isn't it? - The club?
- Do you want to talk about the club? - I don't have much data, but...
- Well, it's fine. - Yes.
- What is it? - Well, you know...
- My girlfriend... - Yes.
- She kicked me in the ass and I'm bleeding. - I hate that!
- Well, you know... - Yes.
- It happens, you know! - Well, I don't know what will happen.
- I don't know what will happen. - Well, you know...
- She said she wanted me to marry a shogi player. - No, no.
- That's impossible! - Well, well, well...
- I've been worried about it for a long time. - Well...
- I feel sorry for her. - Yes.
- So, you know... - Yes.
- I'm a wolf, you know? - What do you mean, a wolf?
- I'm not a wolf. - No, you're a lonely wolf.
- I'm not a lonely wolf! - What are you doing?
- You're a wolf!
- Basically, I'm not the only person who is taken.
- Well, you know, as a woman, there are women and men.
- But I'm not a real father.
- You two look alike!
- Well, you know, I was born with a back.
- Basically... - You two look alike!
- It doesn't matter if you're Thai or not. - Yes, it doesn't matter.
- You know, it doesn't matter if you're not a relative or not.
- Even if you happen to meet somewhere like that...
- Yes, yes, yes...
- People like that... - What?
- Well, for example...
- Your glasses brother or something like that.
- Well, it doesn't matter if he's my glasses brother or not.
- If he's in trouble and runs away, I'll beat him up.
- Yes, yes, yes...
- And you're the only one who can't break up.
- Yes, yes, yes...
- Stop it!
- You say that all the time, don't you? - Yes, I do. - You do, don't you? - "What are you doing?" - "What are you doing?!" - "Don't come here!" - "I'll stab you!" - "I'll stab you." - When you say that... - Yes. - I'm that glasses guy... - Yes. - I'm that glasses guy, right? - Yes. - I'm... - Yes. - I'm that glasses guy... - No, no... - Don't mess with me! - I can't do anything for you! - Stop it! - When you say that... - I'm that glasses guy... - Yes.
- I don't care if you stab me or get stabbed by me. - No.
- I won't do it again for you. - But, but...
- Stop it! - I don't know! - You'll get stabbed by my presence! - Yes.
- You shouldn't do it! - You have nothing to do with it! - So, you don't care about me, right? - But you're already angry with your girlfriend, right?
- But you can't be angry with your girlfriend, right? - But...
- Because I always hit you. - I can't break up with you.
Why?
Daddy!
What kind of situation is this?
How do I say it...
It's a love language.
This guy!
Instead of that...
Hey!
How about that?!
What?
There's a mental high.
Ha!
You'reBeing 믿eous, woman!
Well, I'm not being miteous at all.
I've been forming an amazing samba.
You're forming a samba?!
This is amazing.
You don't think about what you would do if you were me?
Of course I do! I think about it a lot!
Of course!
Because you don't know what you would do if you were me, right?
That's right.
Oh, I met you before in Shinjuku or somewhere.
You were following me all the time.
And you were waiting for me at the traffic light.
What would you do?
You two.
You could hear me.
What would you do?
Would you stab me?
Would you?
You're lying!
I did it normally!
You didn't do it like that!
I did it normally!
I have a thick voice!
I'll stab you.
You don't know what it is, do you?
No, but it's usually a knife, right?
You don't know that.
Why not?
You don't know that.
You don't know windmills, either.
I don't care about windmills!
You stabbed me in the back with a windmill!
You should try blowing wind!
Anyway, you should run!
How do you die in order to be dismissed?
If there is something clearly wrong, you are dismissed.
By your appearance?
By your appearance.
For example, if you were killed by an elite salaryman of some important class.
Right?
If you were killed? If you were killed, you'd know.
You'd know why you died.
If you woke up in the morning and you were dead. At this point, you don't need a dissection.
No, that's why you don't know why you died.
No, that's because you didn't wake up in the morning.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't wake up in the morning.
You don't know why you died.
No, you know that.
You fell asleep and died.
No, you don't know why you died.
This is a sixth sense.
In a sense.
It's not a second or third sense.
It's a sixth sense.
You don't need a dissection for this.
I just took off my clothes and I was naked.
This is strange.
This is why you don't need a dissection.
Do you understand?
Of course I don't understand.
I'll keep it a secret.
Why?
I'll keep it a secret.
I feel so sorry for you.
It's strange, isn't it?
It's strange, but I'll keep it a secret.
But it's strange.
It's obviously strange.
No, it's strange, isn't it?
But I'll keep it a secret as a hobby.
I'll keep it a secret.
This is how my family felt when I was told that.
Was your father naked?
Don't say that! I feel sorry for you!
But if you're naked, your father will be worried about you as a family, won't he?
When you pick up something expensive like this, your father will say, "I'll fix it later."
It's obviously strange.
Come on, Dad, let's take a look.
But it's not like I knew it when I died.
If I had seen my father's daily life, I wouldn't have done this or that.
I'm sure you know that your father has been acting strange lately.
If you're naked, it's fine, right?
I think we all take off our underwear before the police come.
We can't show this.
To your family?
To my family.
But there's a mark on it.
We don't show our underwear that tight.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you're naked, it's fine.
Don't remove your underwear when you're naked.
I won't do it.
But the station manager was killed.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
You shouldn't have been killed!
No, you shouldn't have been killed!
Ah, the station manager was sitting in the chair of the station manager and died peacefully.
I don't know if it was peaceful or not.
Well, he died like this.
We won't dissect it like this.
If we do it like this, we won't cut it.
But...
There's no problem with not cutting it.
But from the nose of the station manager...
There was a kama-kiri kama.
There was no kama-kiri kama.
From the nose of the station manager, it came out like this.
This is strange.
That's strange.
If it came out of one foot, I thought it came out.
But it came out of both feet like this.
I don't know where it is!
But it's alive, right?
It's alive?!
I'm scared!
I'm going to go and get it!
It's cold, Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Is that all?
Can you tell me a way to get hot without a stove?
A way to get hot without a stove?
Ah, of course there is.
Please tell us about it.
It's a matter of feeling.
I see.
Yesterday, everyone was walking around saying "it's cold, it's cold", but I don't think it's cold in a certain way.
Yes, yes, yes.
Which one?
It may be cold, but I don't think it's cold in a certain way.
That's it.
That's it!
What are you trying to say?
She doesn't have a key holder.
No, she doesn't!
She doesn't have a key holder like that!
A downturn key holder.
No, she doesn't!
She doesn't.
Matsumoto-san, it's the middle of the exam season, but can you tell me a way to not get caught?
This is it.
This is...
It's not that good!
This is the perfect way to not get caught.
Is there such a thing?
This is really perfect.
You definitely won't get caught.
That's good. Please tell us about it.
In the end, you get caught because you peek.
I see.
You don't peek!
Yes.
It's 3K!
You don't peek!
You don't sleep!
It's 3K!
It's dirty 3K!
When I was in high school, there was this really smart guy called Miyoshi.
That's why I don't write Matsumoto Hitoshi in my answer sheet.
First of all, I write Miyoshi.
I tell Miyoshi to write Matsumoto.
Matsumoto Hitoshi has 90 points!
What will Miyoshi do for me?
Miyoshi has 20 points!
No way!
But if Matsumoto is okay with it, then it's all okay, right?
Is that so?
Yes.
When I heard this, I thought you guys were a little stupid.
Do you know that?
The way to win a marathon.
Do you know?
I haven't asked anyone.
1500, trunk...
Trunk?
It's a truck!
Truck.
There are four types of trucks.
Do you know how to win a 1500 marathon?
You get ready and you start.
You run with all your might.
With all your might!
Then you see the difference between you and second place.
And while you wait for second place,
you take a rest because you don't care.
And when you get closer, you start running again.
You will definitely be first place.
Don't say "right?"
This is really perfect.
No, perfect...
It's impossible for someone who doesn't have physical strength.
What are you talking about?
I was looking at a picture of when you were perfect.
Ah, you were looking at a picture of when you were perfect.
Yes, I was.
I have a question for Ms. Teio Mazumoto, who is said to surpass Ms. Umemiya.
I sometimes call her by the name of a woman I'm cheating on with, and it becomes a very bad atmosphere.
Is there a good way to make sure you call her by her name?
When you're with a woman, you can't call her by her name.
I see.
If you call her by her name like "Keigo" or "Yoshiko", it's a mistake.
Yes.
You have to unify it.
Yes.
Anything is fine.
For example, "Nikita".
Oh, you want me to give you a nickname just for you two?
Right?
I don't care where you go, I'll call you "Nikita" too.
Why "Nikita"?
"Nikita" and many other things. "Forever".
"Forever".
You know what I mean, right? "Forever".
You have to unify it.
Honestly, I only talk to you.
Why are you laughing?
I'm a little embarrassed.
But I don't think you should call me "you".
Give me a nickname.
I'll give you a nickname. "Nikita".
But "Nikita"...
What's "Nikita" got to do with it?
But there's one problem.
When you call her "Nikita", or when you find out about your love triangle,
you three have to talk to each other.
I know about "Nikita", but I don't know about "Nikita".
You know, in that situation...
Let's call her by her name!
We're both pissed off!
You call her "Nikita", too!
You're the one who's pissed off!
I know about "Nikita", but you know how I feel about "Nikita", too!
Oh, "Nikita"!
What do you call yourself?
What do you call your wife?
I call her by her last name.
Hey!
Are you trying to eat me?!