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First episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", Tsukisugi! Tsutsun! Hachihenge!
First of all, I'd like you to explain yourself.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is "Tsutsun"?
Well, Tsutsun is amazing, isn't he?
What?
Is he a man who can be the main character of this show?
No, no, no, don't say that.
I've done a lot of things, haven't I?
What?
You know, I've pushed weapons.
Yes.
I've pushed Sakamichi.
I've pushed gas.
In the end, we all don't have numbers, don't we?
Again, I'd like you to show me a new character.
If you fail again...
Well, it should be interesting in my head, but it seems like it's really bad today.
Besides, in the past, we were all Hachihenge.
Yes, yes, yes.
Only this guy is Hachihenge.
You might think I'm getting motivated, but I'm not.
I'm scared.
Because you're safe.
I don't want to do it at all.
I'm sorry.
That's not what it means.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sorry for making you misunderstand.
Oh, I understand.
Anyway, today's main character is Tsutsun.
Yes.
This is...
This is Tsutsun.
Tsutsumiho and Yukio love each other.
They love Nomiya's sister and Stewardess.
Since Matsumoto was one year old, their nicknames have been given to them.
Director of "Gakunoku Taikutsushi"
Is this guy decorating the opening?
Yes, yes.
Well, it's been pushed up.
Don't you need this today?
Well, you know...
You probably don't need the money today.
Well, I made a mistake.
I was supposed to do my makeup here, but I went to the makeup room.
I was preparing for "Zura" and all.
You saw it?
This is sloppy again.
Sloppy.
Gakunoku Taikutsushi
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What are you going to do?
I don't know.
Me neither.
All of you here are staff employees, right?
Is that your concept?
Yes.
Concept?
What kind of staff are you?
Well...
All of you are staff employees.
You can't do this in front of the camera.
You do it once in a while.
You're going to break the rules of the club.
You can't do this.
You'd better not do it.
Is there a TV show in "Okamoto-kun"?
Yes, there is.
What kind of TV show is it?
"Kazananzu" and so on.
And "Shinno Bangun" and so on.
What else is there?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You'd better not say "staff" for now.
(laughs)
(slurps)
(laughs)
(slurps)
(laughs)
We've been closing up on each other.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of us.
You're worse than Osagawa.
(laughs)
Hey.
Yeah, yeah!
Maybe you should do it with someone like a senpai.
Maybe you should do it with someone like me.
Yeah.
(slurps)
How is it?
Yeah.
(laughs)
Get your ass out of here!
(laughs)
There is no management anymore, is there?
This one.
(clears throat)
Hmm...
Well, it's just a mountain.
What's wrong with you?
You're not telling me again, are you?
You're not telling me a lie, are you?
You're not, are you?
No.
What's wrong with you?
I want to try different things.
Yes.
It's Bero. Yes.
Huh?
Bero, what's wrong? Are you hurt?
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Which one?
Huh?
Uh...
I'm sorry. I have to go.
Yama-chan's Nani de Go?
It's my show and I invite big guests every time.
Yes.
So I invite big guests and...
There was a guy who was doing a comedy show a long time ago.
I saw his old video and now we're doing the same set...
(sniffling)
Stay!
(clearing throat)
Hey, what's up with you?
Good morning.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to the movie this time?
Yes, I am.
When will you go?
I don't know yet.
When you have time.
Who is your role model?
Who is it?
It's Mr. Suga now.
Mr. Suga?
I haven't done "watching" for years.
Thank you for watching so far. We'll come back with more delicious videos ^^
Shouldn't you make progress?
I want to move, so please decide on a room for me.
If it's a good room, I'll live there.
Really.
How much do you rent it for?
About 170,000 to 180,000 yen.
How much is it?
I've rented a lot of rooms.
Hatsudai, higher than this...
Higher than this? It's expensive!
It's expensive.
Do it!
Yes, I'll do it.
Is it wrong?
Ah, it's the last one.
Now, it's over.
What's wrong?
I'm going to take a nap.
Me too, it's the last one.
Ah, it's just right.
1,000,000 yen.
It's just right.
Eh?
Me?
Eh?
No, no, no, it's good, it's good
It's been a while
It's good!
What's good?
It's good you woke up, Suga-chan
Yes, I was sleeping
Now you're standing and watching
I was sleeping
Just until now you were in the dressing room
Boogie!
You were crying
I'm making a noise
You're making a noise
You were saying "Boogie!"
You must be tired
No!
Well, well, you woke up, I'm glad
Well, that's just the way it is
Well, that's right
Wasn't the match far off?
Yes, yes, yes
Jimmy, goodbye Jimmy-chan
Yes, goodbye, goodbye
It was a little scary
It was a little scary, but it was a good match
It was a good match
Well, it was like a propaganda show
No, no, no
Well, well, well, it was good, it was good
I don't think he's a waste of talent!
I don't think there's anyone who can beat him!
Even in that field
In the natural world
Even in the natural world, you can't beat him!
Before, he was beaten up by the queen of S.M.
He was beaten up by the queen of S.M.
Ow, ow, stop it, princess!
I'm not a princess!
I'm sorry, princess!
The princess and the queen are about the same age and not married
No, no, no
They're completely different
You're the only one who's different
No one, no one thinks of you like that
I know it's really bad, but it happens in everyday life, doesn't it?
Yes, it does, but I don't want to say it now
It's embarrassing, but I don't want to say it
You know, you go to a department store, right?
And you get on the escalator
And you get on the escalator and you see a thin man who's got a rhino on it
You don't want to think of it like that, but it happens!
A rhino on it...
A rhino, a little rhino, and like...
Why are you a parent and child?
I'm telling you, a parent and child are a parent and child
It can't be helped
Well, you can't beat Jimmy
No, I can't beat Jimmy
He'll leave
He'll leave, huh...
Where did you say you worked?
A wine factory
Oh, a wine factory...
Why a wine factory?!
I don't know what a wine factory is.
Yeah, there are a lot of people like that in Jamaica.
Who?!
Who is it?
Who is it behind the screen?
It's me, it's me, it's me.
You're sad, aren't you?
Hey, there...
Don't hit the bug glasses there.
No, it's not like that!
Make it bigger!
Bug glasses...
I'm telling you because I want you to hit the bug glasses towards you.
What, what, what?
What?
Towards what?
What?
Towards what do you want me to hit you?
What, what do you want me to do?
Towards what do you want me to hit you?
What do you want me to hit you with?
Let's take it off!
Why?
Why do you want me to take it off and put it back down?
A naked-to-naked collision.
No, it's not a collision.
What do you want me to hit you with?
I'm telling you because I'm bored!
You're bored?
I'm telling you to go towards me because I'm bored!
Run!
Run towards me because I'm bored!
If you don't stop, I'll hit you with a lot of other things!
Hey, hey, hey!
That's...
That's not a big problem right now!
No, no, I just got caught.
Wow, I really want to know.
What is it?
It's "for example", right?
"For example"?
"For example" is fine, right?
Yes, it's fine. It's fine at all.
"For example" is fine.
"For example" is this guy.
Ah, that's Mel Gibson.
Well, well, so what I want to say is...
Jimmy is funny, but if that funny Jimmy stops...
He won't stop!
He won't stop?
Isn't it a waste?
There aren't many people who aren't funny and stop all the time.
You!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
No, I'm not saying what you're saying right now.
Who is it?
Oh, everyone's faces are being pressed.
I don't know who it is.
I'm asking you who it is.
Who is it?
Well, there are a lot of people like that.
Well, what is it?
What is it?
Well, it's not like you're the only one like that!
It's you! It's you!
You're in Mamoru.
Ah, is that so?
You're disgusting.
Ah, you're not the only one like that.
You're in Mamoru.
You're disgusting.
In the past, you used to say it all the time.
You know, there are a lot of shows I hate.
Yes, which show is it?
You're making me angry!
Which show is it?!
The show I hate the most is...
Um...
I'm sorry for saying it out loud, but...
Um...
I don't think it's funny at all, but...
It's strange...
Because you say it's funny, everyone laughs at you.
No...
No, I think it's funny, but...
I don't know if you know that difficult gag.
That's...
I don't know...
I know it, but...
I'm sorry, really.
That's...
You said it, so I heard it.
Well, that's it.
Um... Jimmy, it's a waste of time.
So, there's a lot of things like "Jimmy's next", right?
Well, I don't know if it came out, but...
Well, but in the end, Jimmy can't win.
He can't win.
That's amazing.
But it's different.
Today is good again.
This is good!
This is a good picture!
It seems you skydived without a parachute.
How did you feel at the time?
I thought I was going to die.
I didn't do it!
You've been following me for 24 hours?
You could say that.
You don't know what I'm doing on my day off.
I don't know that.
Right?
You don't have any reason to say you didn't skydive without a parachute.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about that.
Get a hold of yourself!
Yes!
Be careful with what you say!
Yes, I'm sorry about that.
Why are you saying you didn't do it?
I know that.
I didn't do it, but...
You didn't do it!
You're fast!
You're fast at breathing!
Pull me a little more!
Well, you know...
I was scared.
That's for sure.
You were scared?
I was scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
I said I was scared!
That's suicide.
That's right.
Why did you skydive without a parachute in the first place?
First of all, I wanted that kind of hungry spirit.
I don't think skydiving is possible without a parachute.
For example, you're doing snowboarding right now, right?
You can't do that without a snowboard, can you?
You have to do it without a parachute.
Shut up! Shut up!
I hate that kind of thing.
What do you hate?
I hate relying on things.
But you can't have fun without things, can you?
Then you should stop.
Then you should stop!
You shouldn't rely on things like that.
Hey, be careful!
Didn't you get stopped?
Yeah, I got stopped, but you know I won't listen to anything I say.
Who?
Who do you think you are to say things like that?
But if you say you want to do it without a parachute because you can't get off...
Of course.
...people will say you're committing suicide.
Of course, of course.
Well, I got off anyway.
You got off?
No, I got off when you told me you were getting off.
I see.
I said I didn't want it.
I see.
I said I didn't want it.
I see.
You said you didn't want it.
I said I didn't want it.
I was scared because I didn't have a parachute.
I said I didn't want it.
My legs hurt a little.
I fell.
You're a pervert.
What do you call a child born between halves?
Isn't it a quarter?
What is it?
A child born between a half and a pure person is a quarter, right?
Is that so?
A half is, for example, a child born between a Japanese and an American, right?
Yes.
There is one half in five, right?
Yes.
And there is another half here, right?
Yes.
If this half and this half got married and had children, what would they do?
That's right, that's right.
I see, I see.
This is a Japanese child.
I'm not young at all!
Hey! Hey!
What is it?
What? It's not like that.
No, no, no. Half and...
It's not like that.
Japanese. For example, a Japanese married woman has a child.
Ah, is that so?
So what is "half" and "half"?
Ah, it's like... There was something.
There's something, right?
I'm sorry to say this, but you ignored me.
Ah, there was something.
No, well, there are about four.
But from there, you're going to be a third or fourth generation, aren't you?
You're crazy.
I'm sorry.
I have a question for Mr. Wazumosu with a sexy voice.
A sexy voice?
A woman's voice is sexy, but in a man's voice, what kind of voice is sexy?
Well, you know, when you're married, you're both sexy.
It's a clash of sexy and sexy.
Ah, so in that voice, it's already sexy?
It's sexy.
Ah, is that so?
It's already sexy.
Ah, so in that voice, it's already sexy?
Yes, it's already sexy.
It's "sexy".
Huh?
It's sexy, right?
What's that?
It's normal.
A man's voice is sexy, and a woman's voice is sexy, too.
A woman's love voice is definitely sexy.
Yes.
Well...
What do you mean?
You said "well", didn't you?
Well, you know...
I'm also a human being, you know?
Yes.
After all...
Ah...
That's...
You don't have any emotion at all.
No, it's sexy, you know?
No, wait a minute.
Do it again.
Yes.
Ah...
Well...
What do you mean "well"?
Are you doing it?
While doing it, I said "well"...
No, he also said "well", you know?
Don't mix it up.
No, he also said "well", you know?
I said "well" more.
If you don't like it, say it!
It's sudden, but I'm very weak at "look over and dig".
I have an advice for you, the king of "look over and dig" in the entertainment world.
How can you win absolutely?
I see.
I've never lost in "look over and dig".
Really.
Come on, come on, rock-paper-scissors.
"Look over and dig".
What are you doing?
Rock-paper-scissors.
"Look over and dig".
Hey!
Can't you move?
If you do it, you'll lose, you know?
That's not it! You have to fight properly and tell me how you're going to win!
No, no, I'm not going to lose, you know?
How you're going to win... Are you sure you're going to win?
Oh, is that so? I understand.
Rock, paper, scissors! Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
Who's going to stop you? Who's going to stop you?
Tell me how you're going to win!
Well, you know... There's a way for humans to look.
Do you know it? It's the same with rock, paper, scissors, but...
There are three types of "rock", "paper", and "scissors".
If you do it suddenly, you'll lose.
And if you say "look over there" and "look over there"...
It's either right or left.
And humans, you know...
They're trying to change their hearts.
If you say "look over here"...
If you say "look over there"...
It's more likely that you'll win.
But I don't know if you're looking over there.
So, best is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's like this, right?
If I say it like that.
With this, you'll take the lead first.
Yes, yes.
And then, look over there and say "scissors".
No, look over here!
It's more important to look over your heart.
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