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Kotoru Hottan was recording last week's talk show.
There's one you open like this in the kitchen, right?
There's one you put a ball or something in there, right?
There is, there is.
The one I froze before can be attached with double- sided tape and you can attach four of them.
But it's like this!
It's definitely not good!
This is life!
It can't be like this!
No, I know that.
This is a bad phenomenon!
A bad phenomenon!
It's a mess!
Matsumoto, who couldn't contain his anger, started using the tape in more detail during the emergency meeting after the show.
I wonder what it is.
I think it was four.
And...
It's like this.
I wonder what it is.
And...
Bang! It's a mess!
I wonder what I should look for.
What's wrong?
Let's look for it.
They decided to look for the problem ball.
But their partner, Hamada, has no interest at all.
How do you look for it?
Like this.
Let's look for it.
Like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is there really such a half-assed hook-up Otamakake exists in this world?
With Matsumoto's sharp observation eye and out-of- control observation ability,
Matsumoto challenges the root of evil lurking in modern society.
Matsumoto cuts society.
Otamakake's consideration.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
In a hurry, Downtown heads off in search of the problematic Otamakake.
Ah!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes, yes.
Isn't it around here? There's a hook like this.
This isn't it.
Ah, like... like... like this.
Ah, it's down here.
Around here, around here.
Ah, this is it!
This is it, isn't it? This is Otamakake.
This... this is terrible!
How about this hook?
No, this... the colour is a little different, but...
The angle is pretty good for me.
It's like this, isn't it?
It's getting closer, isn't it?
Isn't it heavy like this?
Stand up and look at this.
If it's like this...
This is like that too.
This is fine too. If it's like this, there's no problem at all.
This hook.
It's straight, isn't it?
Hey, let's do this.
This?
Okay, let's do it.
What are you doing?
Take it out!
Hurry up and take it out!
Immediately, with that Otamakake, they decided to do an experiment.
The colors and shapes are a little different, but the angles are...
- Are they close? - Close.
Almost close.
What in the world is this...
useless angle?
Now, let's close it up.
- Are you ready, everyone? - Yes!
- Here we go! - Yes!
And now we're going to do a commercial, right?
Now, let's do it!
- Now, let's do it! - Yes!
Here we go!
Three...
Out of the three, two fell!
But, you know, it can't be helped.
You know, when you're cooking,
the enemy wants to do it.
At that time, you do it like this, and you do it like this, and you do it like this...
- It's because you're in a hurry. - But...
This one also fell!
- This one's purpose is different, though. - No, no...
No, but, you know, it can't be helped.
- Okay, that's enough. - Right, Sugata-chan?
- You said it so many times. - No, no, this is...
You know, why I'm saying it so...
so...
you know...
so strongly is because...
in a way...
it has something to do with humanity.
What are you talking about?!
If you sell this at a low price,
people won't care about you!
What are you staring at?!
Okay, now we know!
- The one that fell... - Then let's buy this one!
- Yes! Let's buy it! - No, no...
- This is where it gets serious! - What are you talking about?!
Is this...
a genius idea?
- No, it's not... - What are you talking about?
From now on...
it's the real deal!
Let's go!
- Where are we going? - Let me show you...
the fear of this "otamakake".
Let's go!
Why does this "otamakake" have to do with humanity?
With an incomprehensible blade,
the car heads to a certain place.
- Mr. Machan... - Yes, yes?
- We've arrived at this place, but... - Yes?
- Isn't it enough? - No...
One more time!
Now we'll show you...
the shocking footage from behind.
It's not shocking at all!
It's just falling!
It's like this!
- I'll say it one more time! - Okay!
Everything will fall!
- This is... - Why does this have to do with humanity?
- This shocking footage... - Yes?
- Let's... - Yes?
- expand it even more! - Yes?
If we expand it, it'll look like this!
Mr. Camera, let's shake it!
Okay, go ahead!
It's like this, right?
You two idiots!
No, well...
Today, we've specially brought Jimmy-chan with us...
- Why is Jimmy hanging himself? - ...so you can experience it for yourself.
Until we get to the details of the "otamakake" problem,
we've extended it faithfully.
- This is humanity, right? - What is this?
- I can't get used to it! - What is it?
- It can't be like this! - It can't be, right?
No, so we want you to see what it is like.
You two, who don't have numbers...
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm a talent!
If you use a number-based talent,
it'll go in a different direction.
I see, I see...
This isn't a punishment game or anything like that.
I see.
- It's an experiment. - Experiment.
- So, let's open it up. - Yes.
Wait, wait, wait!
- You can't jump out of there! - Huh?
You can't jump out of there!
What's with that happy face?!
- That's 40 and 33. - Oh, is that so?
- 41! - 41!
- Now, let's have you recreate it perfectly! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let's do it together with the staff. - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Switch... on!
Whoa!
You fell, didn't you?!
- You fell from your face! - Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up! This is bad!
I saw the camera!
I... I saw the camera!
Hey, hey, hey!
He's a genius! He's a genius!
I'm a genius!
Okay, is everyone ready?
If you don't raise the ball, hook, and angle like this...
Does it look like this?
I wanted to say that it would end up like this for two weeks and two weeks.
Even in the distance, say it!
Everyone was missing it like a joke, but now...
The staff of "Gaki no Tsukai" are being brought in.
They're being brought in! You did it!
After this, there was an unexpected development for Matsumoto.
You know, Matsumoto-san...
Yes?
All of a sudden...
Yes?
There's something I've found out.
What is it?
Let's look at this.
This is a new fact.
I thought you'd be surprised.
Yes.
It's exactly the same hook you bought at the store earlier.
That's right.
Look at this.
A hook of this angle...
As you said, you put it behind that door.
Yes.
The hook you're talking about...
You put it here.
What is it?
Can't you put it behind the door?
This is where you put it!
He just said a good thing.
You should have put it here!
You put it here!
Wow, you look like an old-fashioned ninja brawler.
You look like an old-fashioned ninja brawler!
Wait a minute!
What do you mean?
The manufacturer here strongly told you to put it here.
You put it in the wrong place!
Does that mean I'm this?
Why did you steal it?
If you still have any questions, please go to the show more and more.
We will solve that problem.
That's all for now.
At the parking lot of KO PLAZA HOTEL, we don't have a car stopper.
Oh, I see! Do you know how far it's backed up?
I don't know! I thought it was something like that!
So I backed up like this and it went to the wall all of a sudden!
Let's go see KO PLA!
(laughing)
Hey, there are a lot of people today!
There are a lot of people and why are you guys making so much noise?
That's scary!
Today is not a fun day...
Yeah, you're an idiot, Ajimon.
Not today.
You're an idiot.
What's that?!
Well, you know...
Um...
Water for kids.
It seems to be selling well.
It seems to be selling well, doesn't it?
As I thought, it's just like my strategy!
Humans do have fear, you know!
That's right, that's right...
You say it's selling well...
Can you release more of those?
Like "bad"?
"Bad" isn't enough for "gay"...
How about "subway coat"?
No...
That's...
I think I have one or two of them!
I messed up!
You do, you do!
I do, I do!
What is this?!
It's like I'm scratching here!
I do, I do, I do...
Does it have anything to do with me?
You're already...
You're already "gay", "gay", "gay", "gay"!
You're a "gay" freak!
Oh, you say it!
"Gay" freak...
You like it that much?!
Like what?!
Money!
Why?!
Why do you like it that much?!
You like it a lot, don't you?!
Don't say stupid things like that...
You know, right?!
If there's a 500 yen coin in a high place, you'll climb it, right?!
First of all, it's hard for me to find it!
If there's a 500 yen coin in a high place...
No, I think you'll climb it even if it's in a high place!
I don't like high places...
No, no, you know...
If it was money, you'd do something like that!
You'd definitely do it!
You know, like...
I said it briefly in the opening, but...
You know...
K.O. Brother!
K.O. Brother...
What did you say?!
K.O. Brother...
What did you say?!
Concentration meeting!
What kind of meeting?!
What kind of concentration meeting?!
Well, well...
It's like a society meeting...
No, I mean...
Why didn't you go to the concentration meeting?!
Why?!
Well, it's like a society meeting for middle schoolers...
What about me?!
Why didn't you call me?!
Oh, no, no... Hamada...
No... Yuwasu?!
What are you talking about?! I didn't come! I didn't get a call!
You hated me...
So...
Well, well... It's been a while since we had a concentration meeting...
Well, well... I had to go...
Well, even if you call it a concentration meeting...
It's like a society meeting for middle schoolers...
It's been a while...
Let's meet up sometimes...
What are you doing?!
It's like a society meeting for middle schoolers...
It's been a while...
This is what I'm talking about...
I can see it! I can see it!
Anyway, I told you!
That parking lot is definitely wrong!
It's wide, right? It's wide...
And where cars collide with each other...
There's a car stopper!
No, of course! It's like this...
Right? If you hit it, you'll get hit...
Right? It's all there!
And there was a wall...
And there was a wall... And you go like...
Boo, boo, boo, boo...
Hey! Hey! Wait, wait!
Hey! You!
Are you looking down on me?
Say "Jonathan"!
Oh, Bunta!
You're the worst!
Anyway...
Do you think you can park like this?
It's like a school meeting!
And you hit a wall!
There's no car stopper!
Anyway, this is...
My car's rear is injured...
But it can't be helped...
It's a driving mistake, right?
Yeah...
What? You're saying it's my driving mistake?
No, I'm not saying it's a mistake.
But it's a driving mistake, right?
Eek! This is weird!
But you can't say that without confirming it!
Usually, it's dark and narrow in places like that, right?
It's dark and narrow.
Don't they explode like this when you open the door?
What?
What? Does that happen all of a sudden?
No, when you open it and look down like this...
Yeah...
Doesn't it happen when you're scared?
So it's like this, right?
There's a wall, right? Like this...
It's like that.
But you know...
This is...
Exquisite!
This is...
The cable is bad!
I'm amazing!
This is interesting!
Thank you, Ketsu! Thank you, Ketsu!
Is this Ketsu's house?
Mr. Ketsu, you are 84, 58 and 85 above, and you have a nice proportion, but what is the secret of your beauty?
Do you know where my office is? I'm a yellow cab.
You're a giant army.
Yes, I am.
Ah, you're a yellow cab.
Ah, I'm thin and I can't see.
Ah, I see.
I'm a yellow cab, I really am.
But you don't really see bikinis, do you?
Ah, well, I'm 32 now, and I've lost a lot of weight.
Ah.
It used to be amazing back in the day.
Ah, I see.
It used to be exciting around here.
It used to be exciting around here with everyone.
No, it's funny.
Do you know where my office is?
Eh, you don't say that now?
No, it's just that I'm thin now.
Ah, did you use silicone or something?
No, I didn't use it. It's just that I'm thin now.
It's just that I'm thin now.
What?
It's just that I'm thin now.
Yes, yes.
I used to be a chubby girl.
A chubby girl.
That was my catchphrase.
Yes.
Well, now it's no good.
No, it's no good.
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with it now.
No, it's not like that.
Do you want me to tell you?
I used to be chubby.
Ever since then, my tongue has been chubby.
It's been dented.
So, my tongue has been dented.
Disgusting.
So, my "boccon" is like "boccon" I did like this in "chalkokutou".
Yes, yes.
I understand.
"Boccon musume" came from "hoshi no kuni".
Why do you add "tasume"!?
You should have said it from the beginning!
No, that's fine. I don't want to talk about such things.
So, "hachijyuuyon" "gojyuuhachi" and "hachijyuugo" are just my proportions, right?
What do you mean by "hachijyuuyon" "gojyuuhachi" and "hachijyuugo"?
These are my points.
When I was in the national team.
National team!?
I won.
National team!?
Yes.
What did you win?
No, I mean...
"hachijyuu" "gojyuu" "hachijyuu" "gojyuu"
My opponent won "hachijyuu" "san" "gojyuu" "san"
What are you talking about!?
What did you do!?
That's the final point.
I know, I know.
What did you do!?
I won.
I decided it.
What!?
And...
Let me see your teeth!
Why!?
I decided it, and I won "hachijyuu" "go"
You decided it, and you won "hachijyuu" "go"
That's why I won
Oh you won!
I won in a three-set match
Three-set match!?
Yes, I won
So what competition was it?
What competition do you mean?
What did you do to become 85 years old?
No, it's not a problem now
I won!
You won?
It doesn't matter if I won!
I played a cross game and I was satisfied
So you played good matches, right?
Yeah
So what did you do?
In the end, it came out up to about here, right?
And I somehow came out like this.
But in the end...
Did you do it on purpose? Did you do it on purpose?
So I came out up to about here and he came out like this.
Ah, today is like that!
And in the end, I came out and he came out last and got lost, so I won.
Eh, why did you come out?
It's a funny story, isn't it? If I didn't come out last, I wouldn't have become 85.
You don't know anything about competition!
If you came out, you'd get minus points!
That's why I'm telling you to tell me about it! What is it?
Did you run?
Run? I didn't run.
If you ran, you'd lose, wouldn't you?
If you ran, you'd be eliminated, wouldn't you?
Huh? Eliminated?
Eliminated.
Where did you do it?
What do you mean?
Where's the bus?
Pool, pool.
Pool's poolside.
If you don't tell me where the pool is, are you going to do it over there like this?
You shouldn't run.
Well, it's a poolside, right?
You'll get in trouble.
You shouldn't run.
That's why...
No, you don't know anything about it.
Can I say it?
In the end, I...
That's enough!
In the end, I...
Eventually, in '84, '58, and '85, I won the cash prize.
No, I don't know about that.
It was in black and white.
Why don't you praise me for that?
No, it's not like that!
My memories of '29...
Why do you try to make it sepia-colored like that?
I don't know about that.
I don't mean it like that.
I want you to say, "Congratulations on winning."
I want you to say what you won with.
What do you want me to say?
No, no, no...
No, say it!
I won't say it!
No, no, no...
What did you say?
I wanted you to say that.
You've changed a little, haven't you?
In his early 20s...
Yes.
Matsumoto-san, who was an AD at a TV station in Osaka...
Yes.
Even now, there seems to be an illusion that remains as a legend.
Please show me that illusion once more.
What kind of commercials did you do?
Well...
"Adlibland" and stuff like that.
Mainichiousou.
Um... "Ikari mo Sumini mo." and stuff like that.
Mainichiousou.
Yes, yes.
You do it every day, don't you?
I did it every day.
I'm not told "mainichiousou" every day.
Tell my Eddie, too.
Not now, Eddie. I don't know why.
You know why, don't you?
I don't have the courage to do it for real.
- Because of that? - Yes, yes, yes.
Do you want to try it, normal Eddie?
No, I don't think I can do it.
Four, three, two, nine...
You can't do it. You don't know where it came from.
No, you said nine!
- Nine... - Four, three, two...
- I'll do it. - No, no, no.
- It's hard to tell. - No, no!
It's annoying!
- Why?! - Why?!
- Don't do it!
No, no, no.
It's an annoying face!
No, no, no.
I was like this.
I can't move right away!
- Do you put your hands like this? - Yes, like this.
- You can move right away. - No, I can't!
- Why not? You can move right away. - Because of my legs.
- Why not? - I can't move.
- You can move. - What?
- You can move. - You're too slow!
Why don't you stop every day?!
- You can move from here! - I don't know!
I have long legs, but I can't move!
- You can't do that! - Why not?
And like this.
When did you do that?!
When you're watching the show!
Applause!
Let's shake hands.
It's hard for me to understand.
This is how you shake hands, right?
It's weird if you do it like this.
You don't know what to do, right?
No, no, if you do it like this...
You won't get used to it.
So what do you do?
Like this.
You're doing it on your own.
It's an illusionary tool.
Oh, I forgot.
I'm glad you didn't forget.
It's like this.
Can you do it?
I can't stretch my legs.
You're doing it all of a sudden.
This is how you do it.
It's weird.
It's like this.
Five seconds.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Come on! Come on!
Get out of here!
Wait...
Thank you for today.
Get out of here!