AISubs v3.4
"You are a bad guy" battle plan
"Hetare Yamasaki" battle plan
You've done it
I've done it
Last week I had a meeting about what I would do next week
I've been doing it for 2 hours
But I haven't decided yet
I can't do anything about it
There's a lot of TV right now but it's impossible to find a spot for Yamasaki
This is the only place
He's a V-cine talent
Yamasaki-san, please!
Shut up!
Let me talk!
Shut up!
Are you mad?
Speaking of cows, I'm also a cow killer
It has a meaning
It also has a meaning of "cow killing"
Are you going to try it?
I need your katakana
Thank you, I'll do my best
More and more enemies will appear
Just do it
Yamasaki
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Yamasaki is entering from the right door
It looks like a sub
Let's play against this player
Player, please come in!
First, the mouse
First match, get ready!
Let's see if he can get the mouse kill
It's a good match
The enemy is completely ignoring him
This is a good match
He wants to keep his distance
If you run away, you lose
The end!
Retreat!
Wait a minute!
Who are you?
It's a good match
You can't even kill a mouse
Wait a minute!
He's a coward!
Next player, please come in!
Let's see if he can get the mouse kill
Get ready!
Retreat!
You can't run away
Next player, please come in!
What is he doing?
Victory!
"Usagi Gorosu" (Kill the rabbit)
Your katakana is "Usagi Gorosu" (Kill the rabbit)
"Yo! Usagi Gorosu" (Kill the rabbit)
When I was walking, I was told "Usagi Gorosu" (Kill the rabbit)
Is it about you?
Yes
Let's move on to the next contestant!
This is really scary
Wow, it's sharp!
"Yamaarashi Gorosu" (Kill the wild boar)
Can you do it?
Wow, it's sharp!
Can you do it?
Ouch! Ouch!
You dropped it!
You should wear gloves!
Damn it!
Fight!
You're just stroking it!
Mr. Okamoto, are you feeling cold?
Yes, I'm feeling cold
This is bad
If you keep doing this, you'll be seen as "shaberita rino" (shaberita rino is a Japanese comedian)
Fight!
It wasn't natural for you to do it
You caught it!
Let's go!
One! Two! Three!
"Yamaarashi Gorosu" (Kill the wild boar)
Mr. Yamasaki, you're up next
This is another tough opponent
This is scary
"Yorohotelu" (Dragon ball)
Ouch! Ouch!
Get in!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
He pushed me! He pushed me!
He just pushed me!
Hey, get out of there!
That's amazing!
What?
Oh, Mr. Yamazaki!
That's great, Mr. Yamazaki!
Wow!
That's amazing!
You're getting hit a lot!
It's a triangle jump!
Let's go! Next challenger, please!
Wow! He's full of motivation!
Come on!
Now!
A scary appearance!
Please become a kangaroo killer!
Mr. Yamazaki, instead of hitting me, please run away!
How should I attack first?
Wow!
Wow! Basketball!
Basketball!
That's good!
Now! He's cornered me!
He's cornered me!
What is he doing?
It's a headlock.
It's getting worse.
Are you okay?
Do you have one leg?
It's funny.
What are you going to do?
Give up.
What?
Give up?
I'm dead.
The next game is a bonus.
What?
It's very hard.
No.
It's very hard.
Stand up.
You stand up.
Stand up.
You are not hard at all.
Fight!
Okay.
Now.
Let's kill each other.
I'm the mother of a rainbow.
Okay.
Now.
I'm dead.
Do you want me to clean up?
He threw it.
He threw it at me.
What is he doing?
He is angry.
Can you make a goal?
He is making a goal.
Okay.
One.
Two.
Be careful!
Yamazaki, be careful!
Yamazaki!
How dare you!
Yamazaki!
Where are you aiming?
Yamazaki!
No!
Yamazaki!
No!
Don't you feel tired?
Make a goal.
Aren't you about to be killed?
It's good.
Yes!
One! Two! Three!
Does that hand mean anything?
Mr. Yamazaki, I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Please be killed by a camel!
Mr. Yamazaki!
It's big when you look at it again.
Mr. Yamazaki, please be careful of the back.
Mr. Yamazaki, it's big!
How do you beat it?
You're in the right place!
Mr. Yamazaki, you're a foresight!
How do you beat it?
Sit!
It's poopy!
Sit!
It's poopy!
It's scary!
Mr. Yamazaki, you're a foresight!
Sit!
Are you serious about the game?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I don't know how strong I am!
I can't move! It's dangerous!
That's why it's dangerous!
Sit!
If you combine various things, you can do it!
It's impossible!
If you combine various things, you can do it!
It's impossible!
I can't run away! It's too deep!
If something happens, it's really dangerous!
It's really dangerous!
What is it?
Wow!
Well, you know...
I can't help but look over there.
There's something like a can over there.
Did someone pull it out?
Talk.
I'm sure of it.
Like what?
For example, your daughter pulled it out.
I'd like my daughter to come and get it.
Well...
Recently, there's been a lot of love couples in the entertainment world.
Are you really interested in that?
No, but there are really a lot of them lately.
I don't know about dating that *****, but...
Why is that ***** being taken up so big?
No, that's...
Don't say that!
Are you the most angry right now?
No, I'm not angry.
I'm not angry.
The one who's most angry right now is...
Um...
It's that...
I really can't help but be angry, but...
There's a kotatsu in the house.
What's that about?
There's a switch for "kiri iri"
It's definitely upside down!
It's really flaring up!
Why can't they make something good out of it?
It's not just that.
That's weird. I think that's life in a kotatsu.
A kotatsu's life is a warm place.
But it's upside down when it's off!
It doesn't matter if it's off or on. It's not life in a kotatsu!
You have to think about that more!
That's a wrong life!
There's something even worse!
There's something you can open in the kitchen.
And there's something you can hang on it.
I used to be able to hang four of these with double-sided tape.
But it's like this!
It's definitely off!
That's life in a kotatsu!
I don't know about that.
You can open it, hang it, and it's off!
It's off!
You have a ball in your house!
I do, but...
That's what surprised me!
I don't know why you're like that.
But that ball you bought...
That's ridiculous!
Let's say it's a ball.
There's a company that makes ballpoles.
Why doesn't the company that makes ballpoles do that?
Make one and...
At a meeting, you know, you put it on and...
You!
Who's that?
The president of that ballpole company.
What is it?
I was so angry!
I'd been angry for about a year.
Even if it was just a little...
I just couldn't stand it!
There were times like that.
If you missed it today, you'll get angry again.
You can't say that for a ballpole on your day off!
You can't say that!
At home...
The first ballpole...
You idiot!
I'm so angry!
Don't eat it!
You idiot!
You bought it and...
You ripped it off!
You put it on and...
You idiot!
I want to put it on!
It's fine!
It's completely fine!
But you know...
You had a hard time for about a year.
Even now, you're taking your time closing it.
What's so real about you?
What's so fascinating about you?
No, I don't know about that...
Like this.
It has a string like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can't use metal for Teflon processing.
So you use something like vinyl.
But there is something like this.
There is something like this.
But it is strange.
It is attractive that I turn it over.
But there is something like this.
So...
You are overreacting.
Why do you wear Sunday clothes?
Because I am a guest today.
Did you match it?
I matched it. I can do anything.
I can't see it.
I can do anything.
There is something like this.
Did you do it?
What?
Did you do it?
Who did it?
I did it.
Is it a movie?
People are like that.
What is that, Hii-kun?
That...
That spaghetti cosplay...
Hii-kun?
It is Hii-kun.
Hii-kun is here.
Hurry up!
It is like that.
Until now...
I have never called you "Hii-kun".
What is that "Hii-kun"?
This is one of my worries.
I have never called you by your name.
I don't know why, but you are Matsumoto-san.
I am always Matsumoto-san.
No.
Really.
I am not.
What did you say until now?
It doesn't matter.
Akiko said, "Hii-kun, Hii-kun, Hii-kun."
Hii-kun didn't say it.
It's Hitocchan.
What?
Hitocchan.
Hitocchan?
There was a woman named Hitocchan.
I don't know her.
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying it.
You're talking about her, too.
Hitocchan is a woman.
That's why I didn't know what you were called.
That's enough.
Well, it's fine. Hii-kun, it's fine.
What do you do when you cook?
What are you talking about?
Come to my house!
No!
What do you mean, "pot"?
Do you have a proper pot when you cook?
I have a pot.
I have it all.
What do you have?
The one you put gas in?
Yes, I have it.
You have it all?
I have it all.
Um...
Yes!
Hii-kun, I'll go get it now.
Turn it off!
That's all you want to say, isn't it?
Hurry up and go!
In the past two years in a row, you've been held back from becoming the number one employee at Mitayoshico.
Was there a secret plan for you to become the number one employee this year?
I mean, it's strange for me that people think I want to become the number one employee.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, it's easy for me to become it.
It's easy for me to become it.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
No, but was there a secret plan for you to become the number one employee this year?
For example...
Yes.
Didn't you do a high-intensity survey of NHK the other day?
There is, right?
And with that kind of thing, what did I do?
Fourth place.
Ah, fourth place.
But you know, there's something strange about this.
Everyone is doing it individually, but I'm the only one who's down-turned, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
And even if I'm fourth place, it's cheating!
I see.
But if you turn this around, what if you two add up your earnings?
I see.
That's the idea.
That's the only thing you're down-turned about.
That's right!
So, next year, all of your earnings will be mine.
I see.
So for one year, you won't have any money!
But instead, you two added up your earnings, so it's a big deal.
You're first and foremost.
Ah...
Right?
And in the next year...
Yes?
In the next year, of course you'll be starving by then.
You haven't eaten yet?
You haven't eaten yet.
You'll be starving, so do your best for one year.
Yes.
So in the next year...
I'll tell you that!
Ah, I see. This time...
Right? So I'll be the one who's starving!
But you're first!
And in the next year...
Isn't this funny?!
Well, well...
But if you think about it...
You can do it!
I see...
But you're first place this year, right?
Didn't you make any money last year?
No, I didn't. What are you talking about?
I mean, you know...
For example, when it's 5 million...
When it's 5 million a year...
You say, "That's amazing!"
But it's not like that!
It's not that 5 million a year is amazing...
It's like, "Ah, I've done 5 million worth of work!"
You know what I mean?
What's up with this cold weather?
Like I said before, when I was filming two shows, the first one was all about work.
The second one was about money.
Right?
Even if you walk like this...
This means...
Like... like this!
What are you doing?
Well, I don't know.
Matsumoto-san, you're more and more like the giant army's trump card.
Yes.
What kind of menu are you practicing for this year's camp?
Well, first of all...
We wake up at 4 o'clock.
Ah, I see.
You can feel the enthusiasm, right?
Yes, yes, yes. First of all, we wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Yes, yes.
Then, first of all...
You know...
We eat breakfast.
We cut tofu with our hands.
Do your job!
You're going to train your body!
Why do you eat tofu at 4 o'clock in the morning?
No, no, no. I don't eat.
I don't eat.
I don't gain weight.
You're not doing all of that yourself, are you?
No, no, no.
I do it.
I have to train my mind and body first.
And like this...
I put it in like this.
And then...
I raise "katsu".
You raise "katsu" from 4 o'clock in the morning?
Like... "katsu" to the enemy.
It's high school class!
You can't eat like that!
There's that meaning, too.
I'll fry it.
You'll fry it, right?
I'll fry it and cut off the oil.
I'll put it in a container and...
I'll put it in later.
I'll put it like this and...
I'll go running.
You're worried?!
I think it's best to do this in the morning.
Welcome back.
Come in.
And then...
It's a throw-in.
A throw-in.
I threw it in.
How many balls did you throw in?
I threw in about 200 balls.
Once a month.
That's right.
What kind of limit is that?!
Once a month, 200 balls...
I have a question for Mr. Mazumosu, who's late for the entertainment world.
When you're late for school, is there a reason you're late no matter how many times you use it?
No, there's nothing like that.
There's nothing like that.
But you say you're late for the entertainment world.
I'm really sad when people say I'm late for something.
I don't know what's late and what's not late.
You're really clear about it.
Why?
Why is it late?!
There are times when it's not late.
You're the one who's late!
Even if it's a throw-in, I don't know if it's calcium or not.
Throw-ins and late hours have nothing to do with it!
Even if it's an epi-throw-in meal, there's always something on top of it.
This and this are different.
If you come, I'll throw it in.
I know that this and this are completely different.
I see.
What is this?
Is there a reason you're late no matter how many times you use it?
This is easy.
Please tell me.
First of all, you should apologize.
Huh? Why are you late?
You should apologize for now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
But!
Oh, from now on?
From now on.
Yes.
Are you sure?
Remember this well.
Why are you late?!
Right?
I'm sorry.
But!
Tomorrow won't be like this.
What does that mean?
You're making me mysterious.
What are you doing? You're late!
I'm sorry.
"But!" "Yeah?" "Tomorrow won't be like this."
What is this? This is impossible!
I wanted you to say this.
This is impossible! This is crazy!
Why?
Because you're a lion!