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Matsumoto VS Amada
Matsumoto VS Amada battle
Matsumoto VS Amada
I'm young
Matsumoto VS Amada
The first item is a flying box
Flying box
Please fly it
Can I?
Let's fly it
Flying box
Amada san will fly this flying box
Flying box
About 5 steps
Is it ok?
Matsumoto VS Amada
Why did you blow up?
What's going on?
Take a break
Take a break!
You just blew up a trash can
It smells like feet
Why?
Your neck too
You shouldn't have grabbed it so hard
It's ok
Yamasari, step on it and go down
Are you ok?
What should we do?
I know, right?
If you blow up...
Why did you blow up?
Are you sick?
No, I'm not
Maybe it's because it's cold
You shouldn't have blown up
I know, right?
What's that?
Excuse me
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute
What?
I want to ask you something
I don't know what's going on
I haven't been feeling well since this morning
Ouch!
You shouldn't have blown up
It must hurt
It's tingling
Maybe you're burned
No, my stomach hurts
Your stomach hurts?
You have a lot left, are you ok?
I feel like an adventurer
What should we do?
But we can't do it without an opening
But I think we'll do the same with the jump box
That's right
Is there anything different?
No
We prepared a real throw
It's only about throwing
You don't have to run
That's right
Can you do it?
Ikemoto
Don't use that now
It's not funny anymore
Your parents will worry about you
Do you want me to fix your hair?
I can't connect my hair
That's right
Can you fix it with light?
I can edit it
Gaki no Tsukai
Youth Special Project
Ikemoto VS Amada
Sammon Match
I'm gonna lose
Youth Special Project
Ikemoto VS Amada
Sammon Match
I'm good at it
I'm gonna lose
Are you ready?
Yes
Youth Special Project
Let's start with Hamada Mazutoshi
Is this how you throw it?
That's right
You're gonna fall from the platform
I'm good
What?
No way!
14 meters
Thank you
I can't lose to this youngster
Next up is Hitoshi Matsumoto
Hammer throw
Hitoshi Matsumoto
Start
Smoke is coming out
Go go go
Scary
Again?
What is it?
Are you ok?
If you are going to throw, you should have said "yes"
If you are going to run, you should have said "yes"
Are you ok now?
It's ok
Why is it exploding one by one?
I can't pay you this time
I can only pay you for the hammer throw
I think I'm still in the hospital
I'm going to be discharged
You should have said "yes"
I'm going to fight for a little bit, but I'll say "yes"
That's not what I meant
Don't explode!
I'm going to the hospital now
Sorry
You are so selfish
Are you ok?
Let's go
What is it?
I don't know
Why is it exploding?
I don't know
It's like I can't stand it anymore
What are you talking about?
I can't stand it
It's like I can't stand it anymore
It's not even open yet
What can we do?
Is there anything we can do?
I can't use this
Can you do pull-ups?
How many times can you do it?
Just this is fine
Is that fine?
It's fine
Really?
You should have told me in the first place
It's better to run and get used to it
What's wrong with you?
Can you even talk with that head?
It's only open for 30 minutes
Can you even talk with that head?
Let's get a free
The room doesn't fit
We can't use it
What's wrong with you?
Are you worried about something?
We can't use it
Don't kick it
Shake it
I'm sorry
Let's cut it here
1st Gaki no Sky
Chikichiki
Youth special program
Mazotop S
Hamada 3rd show
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Everyone, please switch your minds.
This year...
Oh, this year...
It's the first show of the year.
Are you getting older?
Yes, I'm getting older.
I used to go...
You went somewhere?
Yes, I did.
Where?
Um...
To Vancouver.
What is that?
Well, it was tough for me.
Tough? What do you mean?
Well, I was surprised when I was watching it at home.
I was watching it while eating an orange.
I didn't know that there was an orange growing in the north island of Saburo.
Why is there an orange growing in the north island of Saburo?
I wouldn't do that!
Oh, really?
That was different.
That was different!
But you were surprised, weren't you, Kohaku?
Oh, really?
Yes, yes.
What surprised you?
I didn't think you'd cut Kobayashi Sachiko's fishing wire.
I didn't know it would turn out like this.
Why would I?
Why would I not cut it?
You surprised me.
What kind of costume was Kobayashi Sachiko wearing?
Kobayashi Sachiko was amazing.
She had a look like a lioness.
You surprised me.
I feel bad.
No, no, really.
It was tough for you.
It was tough for me.
Really.
I went to Hong Kong at the end of the year for "Gaki no Special".
It was good, but...
I got neocho.
You know what?
It's scary!
I was sleeping like I was dying!
Because you were so tired?
I was so tired!
There was a bed like this, and I was sleeping like this.
When I got in, I was lying down and sleeping like this.
"Get in!" I said.
I did it about twice.
"Get in!" I said.
I got in and when I got out...
You can't tell who's who from the beginning.
There was a dangerous Hong Kong guy in me.
"Get in!" I said.
And when I got out...
What?
Suga and everyone...
The staff.
The staff surrounded me and said "Hahaha!"
But you can't tell.
What is it? What is it? I don't know what's going on at all!
Why are so many Asians laughing at me? I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
I'm scared, too.
I'm so scared of you!
You're...
And then...
Ah, I know what you're talking about, but I still don't understand it 100%.
It's not just "wow"! When Jimmy comes and looks at me like this...
Wow!
My body...
Wow!
I'm full!
Please look forward to the next meal
Bye Bye~
Why do you chase me without asking me?
Old man!
Just an old man.
What's this?
This is so funny!
After this, it's breakfast, so please go downstairs in your clothes.
After everyone left, I felt like I was in a daze.
But I still didn't know for sure.
I felt like I was bullied.
I felt like I was made a fool of.
Everyone was surrounding me.
I felt like I was being rude.
I felt depressed.
Why?
I felt like I was doing something good.
I took a shower.
You didn't even take a shower!
I took a shower and got up.
You're lying!
I refreshed.
You're lying!
I refreshed and went downstairs.
Stop it!
I'm not in the mood.
This year...
This is how school continues.
That's right.
It's tough.
I still don't know what happened to Kouhaku.
If I lose again, I won't be punished for this year.
You're lying!
I'm going to get a nose job.
Wait!
You're going to shave your face?
You're going to shave your face!
Your nose?
Your nose!
Right?
You can't do that.
Yes, yes.
So I'm going to cut it all off.
It's going to look like a fake redhead.
That's good, but...
I'll do my best.
Okay, geez.
You're going to be something.
Are you going to get a toothpick job?
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
No, you don't want it.
The other day...
I was driving and I saw a guy coming in through a narrow alley.
Doesn't it happen sometimes?
It happens all the time.
I don't know what he's in a hurry for, but he came out like this.
If you'd waited for me here, I wouldn't have come out like this.
Because it's narrow.
Yes, yes.
I'm coming!
You're not coming at all!
It's like this!
You can't do anything about it.
See?
I can't do anything about it.
I was driving and I was sitting like this.
I'm driving here, right?
I've been patient this far, but I'm getting angry.
When the last body came here, I stopped it.
I raised it like this.
The body...
It came out like this, you know?
It's thin and rough, and it's like...
It's like a u-turn, and it goes like...
Oh, I see. You didn't want us to know your face, so you did it on purpose.
Touch it, touch it. What is it?
What is it? Is it a car?
I'm serious! I'm serious!
I've said it many times!
It's a new car!
You know, the one in front of the Lumine!
It's just hard! It's hard!
You know, it goes like a tunnel.
Yes, it does.
At that time, everyone tries to turn to Shinjuku or Isetan.
Yes, yes, yes.
At that time, everyone turns to the left.
Yes, yes.
But, you know, don't call everyone to the left!
What do you mean, "call everyone to the left"?
You know, from in front of the Lumine...
It's a reverse triangle!
I want to go straight, but I can't!
Come a little more to Kiki Bar and then go in!
You know?
But, you know, it's like that every time?
It's like that every time!
I can't go straight at all!
You know, you should go straight, too!
You know?
Why would I go to Isetan's pet shop?
Why is it a pet shop?
I said it was Isetan's pet shop!
I didn't know!
You should go, too!
Stop it!
You know, it's like that every time!
You should change the road or go somewhere!
No, I only use that road on Sundays!
It's all, you know...
It's a luxury!
So, you know, it's like that every time!
You know, you should go, too!
I'd like to say that I'm the best manzai artist in Japan.
Um...
Stop right there!
What's with you?
Who'd be happy about that?
Back in the day, people walked around eating cup noodles.
In the '50s?
From Shinjuku to Harajuku...
Right?!
I did it all!
Who'd be happy about that?
Huh?
Who'd be happy about that?
Right?!
And I have to go to TV Asahi on Sundays.
You can't say "me," either.
Matsumoto-san, a year ago...
Yes?
You predicted that you'd run out of glasses.
Yes.
How did it turn out?
What will happen this year, again?
You know, when I make predictions...
...the whole of Japan, Japan Red, gets in a panic.
But you said you'd run out of glasses last year...
...but you didn't panic at all.
What's wrong with you?!
What's going to happen this year?
What's wrong with you?!
What's going to happen this year?
Well, around the end of January...
...it's going to be a boom.
Boom!
So...
I want to warn you all...
...when you're walking down the street...
...um...
...what is it...
...pineapples, right?
Also, even if you look at a banana...
...it doesn't come close.
Right?
There's a weird amount of leaves here and there.
You know what I'm saying, right?
It's unnatural.
Even if you tell me in January, I can't help it.
I want you to tell me one of your favorite things.
Yes, I understand.
Bus gas explosion.
No, you're wrong.
What is it?
No, you're wrong.
A new enemy.
It is said that it is the best enemy for humans.
Hidalmine.
If you leave it alone, it will die on its own.
You don't have to exterminate it.
It's scary at first, but...
Ah, this is...
It's tough!
Whoa!
It's like that.
But before it dies, it will die on its own.
And you won't like it.
That's scary.
But if you like it, it's scary.
It's scary.
You won't like it. That's scary.
Yes.
It's like you might have that disaster someday.
You know, right?
Yes, yes, I know, I know.
On Earth...
There's a huge planet...
A huge planet...
I can only say it's a huge planet...
I'll increase the volume.
What's going on?
A planet is on Earth...
Hey!
Hey you!
A planet bigger than Earth...
Should we turn up the volume?
We should turn up the volume.
A huge planet is landing next to Earth.
A sticky planet!
It's scary!
It's scary in a car too, right?
It's sticky.
Why do you say "wheee"?
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting?
It's a planet!
Why do you say "wheee"?
Around Earth's Australia...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang!
Mr. Matsumoto, you were kidnapped by aliens because you knew the important secret of NASA.
Please tell me what happened at that time.
I was surprised. I was driving alone.
Well... How can I say...
I don't know how to say it...
It was flying...
Light!
Well, it's a disk, to put it simply.
What do you mean "disk"?
I don't know how to say it!
You said "light"!
It's a disk, right?
It's an ashtray-shaped disk...
What shape is it?
There are various shapes, right?
All of them come together like this.
But it's not a disk.
Well, it's not a disk.
Well, it's a disk-shaped disk.
Don't say it!
It comes out like this.
In short, it's like this.
In short...
It's like a movie, isn't it?
I don't think it's necessary.
Well, I'm sorry.
It comes out like this.
Yes, yes.
It comes down like this.
An old man sucked it up.
Did you see what he did?
Yes.
An old man sucked it up again.
But it was wrong.
He picked it up and said, "No! Give it back!"
He said it was wrong.
I see.
He said it was wrong.
But I sucked it up again.
What was it like?
Well, it was like...
It was like a one-room apartment.
Oh, it wasn't that big.
It wasn't that big.
What about the floor?
The floor was flooring.
How many people were there?
What?
How many people were there when you entered the room?
How many people were there?
About 47 or 48 people.
48 people in one room?
That's a lot of people!
That's right.
Don't give me that!
Give me when you have time!
That's right.
I was surprised!
When I saw it, I was surprised!
Wait a minute!
Give me!
Then we met.
"Hey, don't say it!" I said.
Suddenly you started talking.
"Hey, don't say it! Don't say it!" I said.
Because I'm scared!
"Don't say it!" I said.
Don't say it!
What do you mean?
There are more than 40 people in one room.
It doesn't matter if you say it.
Always.