AISubs v3.4
♪ Dreaming of a white Christmas
♪ Just like the one...
♪ Just not supposed to be in love with you
Wow, that looks expensive.
Hot! Hot!
Thank you for your patience.
We will now perform "Downtown Christmas Dinner Show", a song and a chatty evening.
- Hama-chan! - Yes?
Another season has come.
Meeting you all again was really fun.
- Yes, it was. - Last night...
- Hama-chan! - What?
- I couldn't sleep anymore. - Really?!
I was so happy.
No, it's fine, everyone! Eat up!
- No, today... - Yes?
Today is the coldest day of the year.
- Is that so?! - Yes.
My body is starting to freeze.
Yes, it is.
I don't know if you guys have it or not!
Are you all excited?!
You have it, don't you?!
- That's great! - So, let's get ready!
First of all, we will start with "Downtown Christmas Dinner Show"!
I won't lose my way, I won't be carried away by the snow.
Bird, I know you're not alone in this.
Christmas is just around the corner.
The glitter of silver.
Oh yeah! Silent night!
Holy night!
Hey, over there!
There was a guy with glasses in the audience, but I couldn't see him!
Everyone, enjoy yourselves!
Don't worry about the show!
Don't worry about it!
It's such a romantic Christmas, isn't it?
It really is!
Everyone, is it okay if we sing two songs?!
Yeah!
It seems like you're still in good spirits over there.
It seems like you're in good spirits.
Next up is... well, it's not exactly a Christmas song, but...
We chose this song on Christmas, but I wonder what it's like...
I wonder what it's like! Is it okay?!
Oh no! I can't speak anymore!
It's so cold out here, Dad!
Well, let's listen to the next song!
Let's listen to "Asa ni Go!" from Koyodo's number!
As I remember it now, I know it's about her.
That loneliness will surely change me.
That's what I want to think.
Goodbye, how long will you stand there?
That loneliness will surely change me.
What do you want me to do?
Hey, isn't it scarier for us?
Ah, we can finally see you.
We can finally see your faces.
Looks like you're all safe and sound.
Yeah.
Um, you know, today...
Hama-chan, you're amazing!
How long are you going to stay in the dinner show?
You're so mean!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But, Hama-chan...
I know you're sad, but...
It's time for us to say goodbye.
I forgot we had to say goodbye.
What are you sniffing for?
Everyone, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Go, go, Huma!
Goodbye!
Go, go, Huma!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Who said it?
Daddy, what is it?
It's not Christmas!
Did you all enjoy it?
It looks like you all had a lot of fun.
Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm glad. I'm really glad.
It was a really interesting movie.
Yeah, it was.
Come on, everyone!
Everyone! Everyone!
Hey! Stop it!
Hello!
What are you doing?
Oh, recently...
What?
For the first time in my life, I bled from my head.
You were bleeding?
I was bleeding!
I hit the glass table with a bang!
I hit it with a bang, and it came out.
I didn't know it was coming out.
I asked, "Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I'm okay. It hurts a little," and it was covered in blood.
It was covered in blood, and it was turning blue!
"I'm okay," he said.
Men are really weak against blood.
That's not good!
Women are really fine.
Oh, you're right!
Women are always like that!
Women are always like that.
Men are weak against blood.
Whoa, that's heavy!
Do it, go to the hospital.
Then, call me in a couple of hours, if you need anything else,
and if you get a symptom like this, come to the hospital right away.
And he looked me in the eye.
Stick your head out.
Then, really! Stick your head out!
Stick your head out!
He had his tongue out.
Stick your tongue out!
For whatever reason!
You'll get nauseous.
Oh, I see.
Stick your head out.
You'll get nauseous.
It's dangerous.
You won't have an appetite.
Oh, I know, I know.
Next one.
Even if you sleep and wake up late at night,
you won't wake up.
You'll die!
Bring me to the hospital, you guys!
There's no one like that!
I've had it once, too.
Really?
Why did you end up like that?
No, no, no.
Because in the Showa era,
people would call me "Hata" and make fun of me.
And there was this guy called "Sato" who made fun of me.
Hata, come on!
I was next to Hata.
Really, Hata, come on!
Come on, Sato!
What?
He said that.
What do you mean, "Sato"?
You know, Sato,
when he threw the catcher's mitt at me,
Come on, Hata!
I threw it and it snapped.
He threw it at Hata's place,
but he threw it at my place!
Come on, Hata!
I was beaten up!
I was angry!
Come on, Hata!
But Sato is pretty strong.
Come on, stop it!
Are you going to leave me like this?
Sato, you know,
when someone threw a catcher's mitt at you,
it hit your head and you said "Come on, Hata!"
Who was it again?
Was it Hata, too?
It was Hata, too.
I saw it at the scene and said "Come on, Hata!"
But Sato was already gone.
You've been bullied, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I used to hate being bullied,
so I didn't do it much,
but I'm glad you didn't.
You were like me, you know,
selling tea and fireworks to three old men in Morioka.
Didn't you do that together?
Letting an old man in Morioka climb up a tree, firing from under it and firing at an old man in Morioka and so on.
Wait a minute, that old man in Morioka is an old man?
No, no...
It's the name of the guy in Morioka that's why he's an old man in Morioka.
That's clearly a conflict.
You know it!
I know it, but you're watching TV, too.
During elementary school, you did that to an old man!
It's memorable, isn't it?
- No, no, it's true. - An elementary school student named "Morioka's old man", right? - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- It's memorable, isn't it? - It is, it is. - I know about "Morioka's old man"'s old man. - Yes, you do!
- It's funny, you know! - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the park, there was a puddle of water and a drum can. - Yes, it's big. - I put shit in it...
- "Shit in it" means... - "Shit in it", right? - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- I remember it well! - Before that, I put other things in it and played with it.
- "Wow, it's fun to spin around in it!" and then "Shit in it" came out. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I thought "Shit in it" would do the same thing, so I put it in, but "Shit in it" only went into the puddle of water!
- "Aaaaaah!" and "Shit in it" went into the puddle of water! - "Aaaaaah!" and "Shit in it" went back in.
- Seriously, it's funny! - Why?
- I don't like bullying people. I like animals, you know!
- That's not good! What if you killed them? - No, no, I didn't kill them.
- My family is like that. - Do you know that?!
- My dad is also a little angry. - Do you know that?!
- Do you know what happens if you pour boiling water on a stove? - You should do it!
- Something comes out of my ass! My dad and I...
Wait a minute. What's that? You were doing it in front of the house!
My dad said, "I'll do it!"
My dad said, "Come on, Kitoshi! Let's go for a run!"
Come on, come on, come on!
My cat caught a bat. It caught a bat!
And it's fluttering like this.
Kitoshi, come on, come on!
I'll light a candle!
Yeah!
Kitoshi!
What?
Light a candle in the bathroom!
Yeah!
It flutters like this, and it's like...
Aah!
It's a shame.
It's a shame to laugh, but it's a shame to dig.
My dad's reaction is like that of a foreigner.
His reaction is...
It's tough for me.
It's tough for you.
No, but...
But my family...
If you're killed, you're dead.
Really.
If you die, we'll pull you out.
It's not just you and my family!
It's like that for everyone!
If you die, we'll pull you out!
So...
Isn't it stupid?
You should make up your mind and...
But you'll die.
You'll live if you die.
But if your grandmother is born...
There might be a monumental moment, but...
If she's dead, she'll be punished!
charge her
I'm not old enough to be called "daddy cricket" or "mother cricket" yet.
I've been doing it recently. Can you do it? 3D.
What is 3D?
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I've done it before.
If you do it, the world will change a little, right?
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
The other day, I was bored at school, so I came here and read a book and watched it all the time.
I'm getting crazy.
Isn't it bad?
You know, Tetris.
I've been playing Tetris for hours, and I've stopped playing it since it ended, but I can't stop playing Tetris in my head.
I know what you mean.
I know, right?
Even when I look out the window of a building...
Right?
If I could get off of it now, it wouldn't disappear.
It's the same as that.
When I see a little shaky face...
That's not it.
That's a lie.
No, it's not.
It's on TV.
Really?
Really.
Do you want me to play it for you?
Sure.
What?
Can you say it again?
What time is it now?
Twenty-five minutes.
Nine o'clock, twenty-five minutes.
Did you lie about nine o'clock?
No, but really...
I don't know...
Have you been flirting with girls lately?
No, I haven't!
Don't say "lately"!
I haven't done it at all!
You're dirty.
No, I'm serious!
I'm sure you have!
No, I haven't done it in front of a dead meat like you and said, "Hey, wait a minute!"
So...
What is it?
No, I'm serious!
You! I haven't done it either!
You're doing this in front of me!
That's not right!
Oh, you're waiting for me with a receipt.
Brother! Brother! I'm here!
Hey, take him away!
What are you talking about?
Oh, really? You've changed, haven't you?
No, no! Don't say that!
You haven't changed!
I haven't done it!
Why are you talking like that? You should know!
No, I haven't done it! I haven't done it!
I'll do it! Christmas present!
How many will you give me?
No, I haven't bought it.
What? Why?
Why? When will you buy it?
I'll go and buy it!
You bought it last year, too!
I bought it!
You!
I buy it every year!
You're lying.
I don't buy big presents.
But there are a lot of them in my case.
That's weird. That's weird.
Why do you have so many Christmas presents?
Oh, I know!
What are you going to give me?
Well, you know...
A small house.
I knew it!
Stop it!
Why should I stop it? Everyone is happy about it.
What are you doing?
That's not possible!
Where is the small house?
Take me there this year!
I'll give you something like that, too!
No!
Why not?
I can't go there with my bare face.
I'll wear something like "nico nico tun".
I have a cat at home now.
When the cat sleeps a little, it makes a sound like a snore.
What is that?
Maybe it's because it doesn't sleep.
Maybe it says something.
Maybe it doesn't sleep.
Maybe it's the same.
But in the end, I still have wild feelings.
Because I have a cat.
I have a cat at home.
It's safe.
Even if you have a cat at home.
Even if you have a cat at home, you have to be prepared for an attack.
I thought you were going to say that.
That's what it is.
Do you know? There are more weird animals than ears.
Is that so?
That's right.
Really?
What kind of answer is that?
It's a fact, but it's back to normal.
That's not it!
Don't be ridiculous.
Then what are you talking about?
I don't know.
There are more scary animals than ears.
If you think about it, it's really like that.
What do you mean by ears standing up?
Rabbits.
Because they are scary, when the enemy comes, they stand up so you can sense it right away.
Cats are like that too.
Bears and lions are strong, so they don't stand up that much.
They don't stand up that much.
Do you know where a lion's ear is?
Around here.
You've never seen it, have you?
No, it's around here.
Ears are always next to your eyes.
No, it's not like that.
It's always next to your eyes.
A lion's mane is here!
It's not an ear that's like this!
It's not an ear! It's like a lion's mane that's like this!
If you do it like this, you'll get the same thing!
You'll get it?!
You're disgusting!
You're the one who made me do this!
That's right!
You're crazy!
How does a hotel bed rotate?
Can't you just talk to me?!
How does a hotel bed rotate?
There's no such thing as a hotel!
A love hotel bed rotates in a circle, right?
Even if it rotates, it doesn't make sense, does it?!
You can see it from all angles, can't you?!
See what?
It's like a mirror.
You can see it from all angles? That's the third type!
No, it's a mirror! It's like a mirror!
This one's like a mirror too!
If it was normal, it'd be constant!
It's only like this!
You don't have to look at it!
That's why it rotates!
It's the same up there and around!
So, since it's a love hotel,
you two will be together in that bed...
You'll burn up!
You can't burn up like that!
It doesn't matter if you burn up or not!
You two will burn up!
Since you're burning up,
if you don't turn around, you won't catch fire evenly!
White eyes!
It's so hot around here, is your stomach cold?!
Is it not hot?!
Just now...
Right?!
It's still burning around here!
Is your stomach cold?!
It's not hot!