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I won't say anything.
Once, Hamada was gathered without being told anything.
What could be the reason?
I think it's something like this.
I think it's like this. Listen.
It's a tatami, isn't it?
I think it's the hardest thing I've ever done.
I can't listen.
If you know, you'll probably stop me.
What is it?
I don't know.
Tomohiro Matsumoto looks like Shiroshi Wodoku.
What will happen?
Let's listen.
I haven't listened yet.
Well...
I'll try it today.
What are you going to say?
Well...
I don't know what I'm going to say.
Shinken Shiragadori.
Matsumoto Shiroshi Shinken Shiragadori.
It's a serious Japanese sword.
Yes, it's serious.
Well, I'll try it.
Well...
I don't know what I'm going to say.
I'll try it.
I don't know what I'm going to say.
Well...
Basically, I don't think it's necessary.
No, it's serious.
I've been thinking about it for about two months.
Well...
I know a swordsman.
His name is P.
P...
I'll ask him...
I'll ask him.
But it's too dangerous.
I've been doing kendo for 10 years, but I'm not serious at all.
Are you all right?
No, I'm very happy.
If you can get a choice...
There's no problem with choice.
That's right.
Do you know if it's around first class or not?
No, it's second class.
Oh, it's second class.
People...
Masamune Kirewaji, who has never forgotten his past, is a man who frightens and frightens people as a phantom megetobo since ancient times.
Masamune Kirewaji was born 800 years ago in the Kamakura period, when children's secrets were studied and created by the great megetobo Gorobuho Riusai.
Masamune Kirewaji is said to be the first and foremost evil.
It's heavy.
Thank you.
It's heavy.
It's a little song, isn't it?
Yes, it's a little song, but I sing it.
How much does it cost?
What?
How much does it cost?
Two or three million yen.
It's really dangerous, isn't it?
It's green, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's green.
This is it.
I won't use it today, though.
Yes.
Wow!
No, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
No, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Let's put it away for now.
Yes.
Don't do it.
No, I won't do it even if you tell me not to.
Don't do it.
It's heavy.
It's like a frozen dragon.
It's shining.
It's heavy.
Be careful.
It's OK.
Be careful.
I'll turn it.
It's heavy.
It's not good.
It's dangerous for me now.
But it's pretty big.
It's better to hold it like this.
It's sharp.
They don't make things like this anymore.
Right.
Only craftsmen can do it now.
I see.
There are only two people who can make this in Japan now.
P. kuntar and C. kuntar.
I don't know.
That's right.
But, you know...
First of all, who's going to do it?
Well...
I guess I'll leave it to Hamada.
I don't think it's necessary.
I guess I'll leave it to my partner.
What?
Oh, I know. I'll give it a try.
Hey, Antman.
Yes, it is.
How much?
Like this?
No, faster.
What?
Anyone can do it.
Like this? Faster.
Like this? More!
More!
Like this?
OK?
OK!
Are you OK with your hands out of place like that?
Yes.
Let's go.
Wait!
I don't know if I should go in or not.
Let's go.
Are you OK?
Wait!
Wow!
It was only for a second.
Are you OK?
Ladies and Gentlemen...
I'm happy to join you today.
They and their girlfriends...
It's hard for me to wait for you.
Well, about the bath...
What?
It's been cold lately.
Do you take a bath properly in the evening?
I usually take a bath in the evening in winter.
Really?
Yes.
I'd like to ask Professor Matsumoto...
Ask me anything.
If you say anything honestly like that...
You're a bad man.
You know...
When you get into New York, you don't usually get in with your bare hands, do you?
Yeah.
When you get in with your bare hands...
Yeah.
From a distance...
Whoa!
Come up here!
The little kids...
Have you seen the movie "Abyss"?
No, I haven't.
There are a lot of creatures at the bottom of the specified ocean.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are a lot of creatures like that.
So, you know...
There are creatures like fairies.
Why fairies?
They protect humans.
There are a lot of them!
For one reason or another, they take people's tools.
What's wrong with that?
So, when you go in, you run away.
Why do you run away?
Because you're weak against water.
Because you're weak against water, right?
Ah! There's a weakness!
Yes, yes, yes.
You're weak against water because you're weak against water.
But you can't become a lightning bolt.
The enemy is too strong.
There are a lot of strange things in the world.
Including you.
There are a lot of questions.
I went to a pet shop.
Do you know what happens in a pet shop at night?
I don't know.
There are only dogs and cats.
Yes, yes.
When it becomes like that...
It's a feast!
We have dogs and cats and cows.
When you hear "nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan", it's a first for cats and cows.
Basically, they talk.
I don't know. I don't know if they talk or not.
It's the same in an electric store in the middle of the night.
- There is. - There is.
Everyone's there and it's party time again.
- How? - Like, "Bang!" and they disappear.
You know, like in a round house.
- Yes. - Right? Everyone's like "Bang!" and they go home.
- They go home and... - And it gets dark and a game starts.
- Who's got the lipstick? - In the cupboard...
Cupboard?! You!
You should have said "in the fridge" or something.
The lipstick is in the cupboard!
- Oh, you went to the interior now. - Oh, sorry!
- I was going to the electric store. - Oh, electric store.
- Who's got the electric lipstick? - In the electric store.
- Iron's got the lipstick. - Oh, you're lying!
- Iron's got five people. - You're lying!
- Who's got the lipstick? - Iron's got five people.
- And it starts. - Five people?!
And it starts.
- What's going on? - Nyanyanyanya!
- Well, well, but it's already over this year.
It was good, wasn't it?
- No, no, it's not over. - It's not over, is it?
- Will you go home for New Year's Eve? - To my family.
- No, you won't go home. - Why?
- Well, it's not like... - I don't want to see my dad or my dad's face.
- You're not going home, are you? - No, I'm not going home, either.
Go home! You're wandering around all by yourself.
What's wrong with you? You're wandering around all by yourself on New Year's Eve.
- Go home! - Go home, you!
- It's annoying! - Why?
It's annoying that my mom sometimes goes home.
She's a woman, you know.
A woman?
She's not a man at all.
She's got a little bit of a beard.
- She's already become an old woman. - What's wrong with you?
- You're not going home, are you? - No, I'm not going home.
- Will you go home for New Year's Eve? - No, you go home!
I don't want to!
You really shouldn't go home.
You shouldn't live in a house like that.
- I don't live in a house like that. - You shouldn't live in a house like that.
That's right! You shouldn't live in a house like that!
You're crazy!
Don't say things like that in a movie!
I'm going to sing! Don't say things like that in a movie!
- On the first floor... - You're lying!
Who are you talking about in a house like that?
Even if it's just a shoebox...
Who are you talking about in a house like that?
Why does that woman live in a house like that?
Even if it's that woman, why does she live in a house like that?
Even the toilet has marble.
- Shut up! - Not only the toilet...
You're amazing!
I've been watching you since I was a kid, and I've never seen you like this before!
- But you've never taken it from me, have you? - Are you kidding me?
I'm jealous of you.
- What's that movie you mentioned? - I'm not jealous of you.
Chagall's movie.
- I've never seen you like this before! - What are you talking about?
There's only one toilet like that in Japan.
What are you talking about?
- You know... - What?
- You know... - You know what I'm talking about?
- You're eating English food, aren't you? - It's always like this.
If you say "English food" in your head, it'll be like this.
- You're eating English food when you're hungry. - I know, but...
I don't think we're eating the same food.
I don't think we're eating the same food when I go home at night.
- You're eating English food, aren't you? - I know, but...
When I go home at night, I usually eat gombu.
- You eat gombu? - No, I don't.
- You were already a bivaroti at that time. - Why do you say that?
I haven't eaten gombu or bivaroti.
- It's like this. - No, it's not!
Stop it!
It's like you're wearing silver boots.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's cool!
It's popular!
I'll think about it next year.
About what?
I'll buy land next year.
Go home!
What's wrong with you? Get in!
I'll buy land!
What's wrong?
This is the entrance, right?
Goku, come here for a second.
Are you okay?
What?
I'm fine.
How?
The entrance is there.
This is the entrance, right?
And this is the club, right?
And this is Hama-chan's room.
Why?
Why am I with Aitaka-san?
Gon
I have a question about a dog.
My pet dog "Gon" died around 3 p.m. on March 15 this year.
That's too detailed!
You guys died at 3 p.m.? Don't laugh at me!
No, it's not like that...
It died around 3 p.m. on March 15.
Get out of my way!
It's too detailed!
I have a question.
How long does a dog live?
Are you kidding me?
You have a dog.
How long did your dog live?
If you buy a normal dog, it will live for about 15 years.
Oh, really?
It will live, but it will be pulled by a car.
What did your dog look like?
What?
What did my dog look like?
Oh, it's Zamasu.
Didn't your dog look like this?
No, it didn't.
The last one.
No, it didn't.
Did my dog wear western clothes?
Tell me!
Yes, it did.
My dog eats like this.
My dog eats like a demon.
Today I went to the bookstore and found a book written by Unsei in 1994.
I took the book and looked at it and found that on January 1st, foreigners might come to stay at my house.
That would be great!
Foreigners will come to my house, won't they?
No, I don't think so.
Wait, wait.
Accept it.
I'm sure they're selling it and buying it on their own.
I'm sure it's delicious.
Do you know how to write like that?
Foreigners will come to stay at my house.
If you got it right, it would be great.
It would be great.
Will they come to stay at my house?
Yes, they will.
Will they come to stay at my house?
Will they come to sleep at my house?
Will they eat?
Will they take a bath?
And will they watch TV?
It's scary, isn't it?
Good morning!
It's a good night.
Mama! Mama!