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The 2nd Gaki no Tsukai Arahen de Chiki Chiki Konjou Dameshi Bowling Tournament!
It's so cold!
Masumoto-san, you won't be switching members this time, right?
That's right.
We'll do it with these 10 people.
We'll do it with these 10 people in exchange numbers.
Naguri, think of your own character!
I got it.
That's good, everyone!
Don't get hurt!
As soon as you get hurt, our name will be Baccardi.
Poor Baccardi!
At least make it Tommy's!
I'm going for my first shot!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
It's not that big of a deal, my first shot!
It's burning!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, everyone!
It's burning!
Let's do it!
I'm scared!
One, two, three!
Let's go!
Show your guts!
If you have guts, we have something wonderful prepared for you!
You have to do your best!
Next up is Masumoto-san's first shot!
That's...
What is it?
Is it poisonous or okay?
It's not okay!
Even if you get bitten...
Huh?
Are you afraid of blood-related diseases?
I'm scared!
What? Recently?
I haven't heard of it recently!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Yes!
There are five people left! It's amazing!
Let's do it!
Start!
It's hot!
It's great, everyone!
If we had seen it from here, we would all be like this!
It was funny, everyone!
I want to get a spear!
Let's do it!
One, two, go!
What?
If it was a normal bowl, it wouldn't have changed!
Only the one in the front would fall!
Well, everyone!
Goodbye!
It's hot!
Let's do it!
I won't say anything!
That's right! It flew right into my face!
You're lying!
Mr. Hamada, you said it!
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
That feels good!
What is this?!
That feels good!
I got my hair done at a hair salon!
Who do you think you are?!
I was thinking of something good.
One, two, three!
I'm going first!
Watch me!
Ready...
Start!
Wow, eight!
You guys are good!
Let's do it!
What is this?!
It's new!
Hot! Hot!
Amazing!
I'm sure you'll get a strike!
Face this way.
- Here I go! - Here I go!
- Yes!
Start!
- That was easy. - You cut too much, damn it!
This is the last frame!
Here I go!
My first strike!
Ready...
Start!
What are you thinking about?!
Yes.
You know, that super four wheeler.
He bumped into something, didn't he?
So I went to the police and found out that he had no license.
He doesn't have a license? But he was drinking too, wasn't he?
Oh, you know about that? Oh, you're right.
Yes.
If I had gone that far, I would have said, "Hey, get out of the way!"
I'm a super four wheeler.
I don't care what I do in my own country.
I'm a super four wheeler!
What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me not having a license?
I'm a super four wheeler and I'm a little drunk.
Where are you going?
I might not be able to come back.
Really?
Super four wheeler?
That's right.
You're not going back, are you?
Well, you know...
News doesn't come from anywhere.
But it does come from reality.
But you know how everyone reads the newspaper?
Even weekly newspapers.
But you really shouldn't believe it.
How true is it?
Because, you know...
Sometimes, someone gets killed...
Of course, killing is bad.
That's for sure.
There's a picture of someone getting killed...
And it's this bad.
But it's still bad.
That's true, but...
There's no picture like that.
Someone getting killed and it's this bad.
And the one who got killed...
The one who got killed is still bad.
This is a rare case.
I don't care about super four wheelers.
I wouldn't have been able to come back.
I wouldn't have been troubled at all.
Is there anything like super four wheelers?
You idiot.
There's no trace of super four wheelers.
There isn't. There isn't.
Even in Japan, there are a lot of people who say...
Are there any of your fans?
I don't think he has any fans.
Who? Who? Who?
Is there someone like that?
Do you think there is?
I think there is someone who is fascinated by this.
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Ah, it's all chocolate.
Is it?
First, the output.
Eastern and Western Japan have sunny skies.
T-today's sales are bad...
First shape of authentic chocolate.
Lotte Aromastic Chocolate.
New release.
Is two thousand yen not enough?
Eh?!
You'll get a change?!
That's right!
Seven-Eleven has made popular products very affordable.
You can buy them and get a change!
♪ Seven-Eleven, I feel good! ♪
♪ Cho-cho-cho, diameter ten millimeters, ha-ha-ha, radius five millimeters, ♪
♪ Cho-cho-cho, diameter ten millimeters, come here, little one! ♪
♪ Little one Eric, daddy Eric, calm down and hit me! ♪
♪ Cho-cho-cho, diameter ten millimeters, ha-ha-ha, radius five millimeters, ♪
♪ Cho-cho-cho, diameter ten millimeters, come here, little one! ♪
You have to be careful.
Since you're a talent, you have to drink and drive.
I don't drink anymore.
I don't drink much, but with a glass of beer, I'm sure I'll be fine!
You don't have to drink too much.
But you have to!
Just in case.
You've never been caught before, have you?
Not even at the police station.
I don't mind if you don't drink.
I did once, though.
I was driving at high speed when there was no driver's license.
When you're inspecting, you're inspecting where you're driving!
Takkun! Takkun! Takkun!
"Which one is it?" "I can't do it! I can't do it! I'll go like this!"
I was thinking about what to do with the newspaper and I said "takkun! takkun! takkun!"
When I opened the bottle, I was told "Oh, it's a drink."
I didn't show my driver's license.
Even though I didn't have a driver's license.
I was told "Oh, it's a drink."
Yes.
Hah!
Which one do you want me to do?
It's really scary!
"Can you say 'hah' for me?" "Hah..."
Are you stupid?!
Which one do you want me to do?!
That's definitely not it!
Takkun, you're such a talent, you don't have much mercy, do you?
No, if you were inspecting and I opened the bottle, you could say 'hah' right?
Yeah.
"Are you going home from work?" "Yeah."
Yes... driver's license.
Oh, I knew you wouldn't say it.
A little more... you should have done it.
What are you talking about? What are you going to do about it?
It can't be helped, I'm just an ordinary person and you're not very funny.
No, no, no.
It can't be helped, I'm just an ordinary person and you're not very funny.
You're not funny, you know.
So, you know, you can't trust people like that.
Of course.
But you're still in a critical period of your life.
If we talk about your cycle.
No, that's not true.
I've decided next year.
I won't play with women anymore.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I've found a woman and dated her many times, but I couldn't get a thing out of her.
Can you stand it?
What do you mean you couldn't get a thing out of her?
Then what will happen to her?
It's like an experiment.
Idiot!
Even if I go to her room, if I want, I'll stay here.
It's almost time for me to go home.
Even if you meet her outside...
If you do that, the woman might gradually go crazy.
And you take that into account as a data every day.
And then this part becomes blue.
That's no good!
If you do that every day, the woman will change color.
What are you talking about?
I wanted water.
That was a good one.
I think we'll have interesting results next year.
What are you talking about?
But what will happen to the woman?
But if that happens, don't you think you'll lose interest in her?
That's not true! She'll give me a great gift and always say, 'I like you.'
Even if we're driving, even if we're in a hotel, we can't get in.
We can't get in, but we won't do anything!
Do it!
If you go that far, do it!
If that goes on for about a year, what will happen to the woman?
And you might think, 'She's crazy!'
Don't think like that!
If you go into a hotel, you say you want to take a shower.
Do you take a shower?
Take a shower and...
What are you going to do in there?
Pinko will come out!
Osu!
"Why "osu"?"
"We went in together, but you didn't say "osu"?"
Osu!
"What's "osu"?"
Osu! Osu!
What are you saying?
Come on!
Let's go!
What's with you?
If you do that, as a woman, you won't understand!
If you take a shower, you won't be patient until you go home!
I like you for sure!
Nice to meet you!
Right?
"Right?" "Right."
It's probably been about a year.
Do it!
Hagaki!
What's up with you?
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
No, you weren't waiting.
"What's up?" "What's this?"
"Look at this." "You're big."
Yes, I'm Ayumi Asou.
"19 years old." "19 years old?"
1994, Asahi Kasei, swimsuit, mascot, girl.
"Ayumi Asou." "Shut up!"
Height, 173cm.
Fast, 88cm.
Westrog, 12cm.
Hip, 89cm.
I'm about 180cm tall.
Hey! Don't talk to me like that!
You're big.
Am I not your father?
You're big.
"Do your best." "Thank you."
Tell me about your manliness and womanliness.
Do I have womanliness?
Because when I take a bath, I'm usually like this.
Are you stupid?
No, what about manliness?
Manliness?
Basically, I've always been a man.
When I say "man", it's like I'm saying "me".
- Is that so? - Yeah.
- Well, I'll never let you go. - You're lying!
Are you Yamashiroka or something?
I've done a lot of crazy things like that.
Like calling old ladies "shibaitaru".
"Yamitaru"?
Old ladies?
"Old ladies", "shibaitaru", you know...
The horn of a water buffalo...
- Don't do that. - I've done a lot of crazy things like that.
A water buffalo? Where is it?
Why do pigeons come to the station's platform?
Is there a reason why they can't come to the station's platform?
Or is it someone who manipulates shadows who brings pigeons together?
That's not me!
No, it's not me.
- There's someone who manipulates shadows. - That's weird, isn't it?
Pigeons do come to the station's platform a lot, don't they?
It's like that even in front of the station!
When I go to a place where pigeons come together, I feel like there's something fishy about it.
But it's not just stations where pigeons come together, is it?
- Well, it's the same for platforms. - Boys' 93 also has pigeons...
I don't know!
Even though there are a lot of places where pigeons come together, why is it a station?
Well, it's not like someone manipulates them.
What about that place?
Someone is collecting them, isn't it?
For what purpose?
Flag?
What do you mean?
Someone is collecting them, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
For what purpose?
I see, I see.
You know...
There is something called "collector", isn't it?
What?!
A person who collects wood.
Yes, yes.
Or a person who collects reporters' photographs.
Yes, yes.
It's a so-called "collector", isn't it?
Someone who collects flags.
Yes, yes.
It's called "flag collector".
Yes.
And?
And when you collect flags from all over the country...
Sometimes you feel nostalgic...
What's nostalgic? Look behind you!
Look behind you when you use a flag!
"Sometimes", right?!
Forget it!
You said it after school, didn't you?
What's that supposed to mean?!
Don't you understand?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're a fool!
You don't know what you're talking about!
No, no, you're the one who's a fool about this matter.
There is a small hole in the seat of the station's platform.
What is that small hole for?
It's decided, isn't it?
Is there such a stupid story?
You told me.
I was wondering what you were going to say.
You say what you think people will say.
That's your business.
That's yours.
Well, well, well, why is it open?
Do you know about paradise?
No, I don't know.
There is such an island.
I won't say it now.
Why not?
No, no, there is...
No, it's not about paradise.
Of course, of course it's related.
There is such an island.
There are a lot of things like this on that island.
No, it's a chair, isn't it?
If it's like this, it's a chair.
Even if it is...
There is no hole yet.
What?
When it's alive?
When it's alive...
Every night, every night, I drink and sing.
There is a bad guy.
The one who hits this...
Idiot!
What is that grass-like thing in a lunch box?
No, of course, this is served.
Why don't you serve it in this restaurant?
Somehow, the taste is soaked in.
There is something like this, and there is something like this...
If there is something fried...
Somehow, it has a strange taste.
Of course, it's like that.
But why does it have to be such a green thing?
That's what you say.
Is there some secret in it?
Is there something in it?
Could it be...
No, there's nothing in it.
There's nothing in it?!
Wow, it's working.
Okay, here I go!
My first shot!
Ready...
Fire!
What are you thinking?!
Wait for me!
You scared me!
You're all wet!
How was it?!
Who hit you?!
You scared me!
This guy is stupid!
Where do you want me to blow it?
I'm going to leave it like that!
Result announcement!
Let's see it! 31 vs 47!
Yes!
It wasn't bad!
Today, we're going to choose the strongest of us...
Out of these 10 lions...
Out of these 10 lions, we're going to choose a particular game...
Yes!
And we're going to see who has the strongest willpower.
Today's strongest willpower is...
Yes!
Noriyasu!
He's happy!
Noriyasu's willpower is wonderful!
How do you say it? Winning...
Willpower!
We prepared it just for you!
Noriyasu, are you ready?
OK!
Then let's see it!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
So cool!
I'm a wolf!
Actually, everyone is a wolf!
Noriyasu!
You did it like Freedom from Dragon Ball!