AISubs v3.4
What are you doing over there?
Me!
What's with that face?
I don't know.
Listen up, guys.
What is it?
I'm sorry, but we started about two hours earlier than usual.
It's my fault, but Yamazaki isn't here today, is he?
No, he's not.
To tell you the truth, I was the only one who knew about it.
What happened?
To put it simply...
I don't know if you believe me or not, but...
I'm not human.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's probably the earliest you've seen this.
The earliest?
I went to his apartment and it looked like this.
Yamazaki is weak.
I'm going to look up various dictionaries.
It's said that it's located in Baraka.
Baraka?
Is it Baraka?
Even if you say Baraka, it's quite far away.
It's quite far, isn't it?
If you don't return it to Yama, it won't work.
Yama?
Yes.
You've never bought it before?
No, no, I can't do that.
No, you can't.
I wanted you to buy it, but you can't come in the winter.
It's difficult.
Every night before I go out for a drink, I have to give you jellies, so you have to buy them quickly.
You can't do that.
I don't know.
I'll put it in a basket and return it.
That's fine, but if you leave it like that, it won't work.
Do you want me to take it out of here?
It's in there, so you can put it in.
Mio!
Huh?
Mio!
If you react to this...
Everyone, sing.
Mio!
It's difficult for me, too.
I don't know.
I'll put it in a basket and bring it back.
You've been fooling us all this time, haven't you?
You're surprised, aren't you?
You've been fooling us all this time, haven't you?
What's that?
Is that us?
Dad and Mom.
Where did it go?
Amagay!
Let's go, everyone.
What are you doing in the forest?
Yamazaki! Yamazaki!
Isn't it around here? Isn't it here?
There's nothing here. It's like an obituary.
Come with me.
- Are you coming with me? - Yes.
- Are you sure? - Yes, of course.
Yamazaki, you're heavy.
No, Yamazaki is heavy.
Are you sure?
You're very cute. I like you.
- But it's only an obituary. - Oh, I see.
- I'd like you to come with me. - No.
Yamazaki, you're heavy.
Yamazaki, be careful.
Damn you!
THE END
Sorry, I can't speak anymore.
Can I eat too much?
Yes, you can eat too much.
I found you.
Well, what are you going to do?
What is it?
Well, you know...
It's about time for us to have an official match.
An official match?
Yes, an official match.
Well, we'd like to have a match between you and your staff.
Well, what shall we do?
Aren't we going to have a match?
Well, if you don't want to do it, I'll say it.
Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Shall we?
Well, what shall we do this time?
It's obvious that I can't beat you.
Well, you know, I lost and went all the way to Ebiya.
Well, it can't be helped.
Well, what shall we do this time?
Well, it doesn't matter what I do this time.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What is it?
Shall we go to a horse race?
No, I can't do that.
Can I decide it?
No.
Well, in the end, you bought me a high-speed horse.
No, but I'll decide it this time.
Tetris...
I'm really good at Tetris.
I'm really good at it.
So you can't do it.
You said "Tetris".
Well, it doesn't matter.
I won't do Tetris.
You won't do it? Let's do it!
No, no, let's do a horse race.
A horse race is, you know...
Look, it's dirty.
Why?
Well, I'm sorry for those who do horse races, but...
How is it dirty?
It's disgusting.
Well, it's...
It's like an idol.
Why is that?
I don't like it.
No, no, no.
My butt is shaking.
You're fat!
No, no, no.
If you were fat, your butt would shake.
Well, I don't like my butt shaking on TV.
What are you saying?
You're saying it in a bad way.
You said it in a bad way last time.
I'm also like you.
Let's do a horse race.
I'm going to take a break from the horse race.
Why?
I'm going to take a day off.
Why do you have to take a day off?
I have an appointment.
This is an appointment now.
But you promised me before.
No, I didn't promise you before. I promised you now.
Let's not do the horse race.
Why?
Because you will lose.
Let me challenge you.
You know you will lose and you challenge me.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you win, you're pretty good.
Will it end like that?
Why am I not convinced?
You can't do the horse race!
Why?
You can't forgive me like that.
Tetris.
I drank it last time.
Tetris horse race.
No, it's not a horse race.
Why?
It's better to run a long distance.
You've been running for three years, so you can say that.
Why?
You're confident in high jumping, so you're telling me to do it.
You're telling me to do it.
So, this time, I've made up my mind.
Horse race.
I'm going to say horse race now.
It's not decided here.
It's a horse race as a plan.
Let's take a break.
I like 100 meters.
You like horse race.
I'm saying 100 meters.
You're saying...
10 kilometers.
10 kilometers, right?
Let's take a break and...
Tetris.
No, no, no!
That's not a commercial.
This is the first scene.
Let's not do the horse race!
I'm telling you!
It's not a horse race!
Where are you?
Horse race.
Then don't do the horse race.
Don't say what I say.
Let's do something else.
Horse race is...
No, no, no. I don't agree with you. My opinion is horse race. I don't say what you say. Let's talk about it next time.
For now, I say what you say. Horse race is horse race.
Otherwise, if I said horse race last time, it wouldn't make sense.
You were so confident last time.
You said horse race, horse race!
Let's decide the punishment. Punishment.
Punishment?
Yes, punishment.
What should we do?
Let's do something dangerous. Something risky.
No, no, no.
You haven't done anything! I've done a lot of things like riding a motorcycle.
You...
Have you really done it, Yuei?
Have you?
Have you not done it?
You haven't done anything. I've done a lot of things.
I've been fighting bears for 12 years.
If you've really done it, say it!
I've climbed stairs on a motorcycle.
They know you've done it.
You haven't done anything.
It doesn't matter. You can do it if you lose.
It's...
It's hard to go abroad for a week.
I'm going to start my own horse race.
It's called...
I'm going to ride a horse for a week!
I'm going to...
I'm going to ride a horse for a week!
But you know, you have to think about it. November is over, right?
Yes.
But I'm going to start in December, so I won't decide until next week.
I see.
You'd better practice it now.
No, I won't!
What are you talking about?
But you know what?
It's your fault.
I won't do it!
Don't say that. I didn't say anything good.
I didn't say anything good!
So what should we do about the penalty game?
Penalty game?
It's more dangerous than skydiving.
A tiger and skydiving.
How can you do it with a tiger?
Because a tiger has a parachute.
He doesn't know anything!
So you drop it first.
You drop a tiger with a parachute.
If you want to be saved, you have to be bitten by a tiger.
If you get bitten...
Do you know what you're saying?
You're getting on my nerves!
You don't have to do skydiving anymore.
No, skydiving is fine.
It's not as scary as skydiving.
Why don't you do bungee jumping?
You know what you're saying, but...
I don't want to see you get bitten by a tiger.
You should try it!
I don't want to say it myself, but I know you're bullying me.
I'm sure you'll get bitten by a tiger.
If you catch me getting bitten by a tiger, I'll do it.
I won't do it!
Catching you getting bitten by a tiger is unthinkable!
You know you're going to cut it anyway.
I'm sad you're getting bitten by a tiger.
It's okay!
Even when you were skydiving, your head was a little low.
Even when you were low, you didn't know you were getting bitten by a tiger.
No, no, you were already pretty low.
Come out!
Oh, you were in the hospital.
What are you doing for Christmas?
What?
What are you doing for Christmas?
What are you talking about?
Don't be shy!
I've been thinking about it every year. Everyone is excited about Christmas.
Yes, yes.
Tell me about Christmas! What do you do for Christmas?
I don't do anything for Christmas.
You don't do anything for Christmas, do you?
If you don't do anything for Christmas, I know what you do for New Year's Day.
Do you have a plan for Christmas?
Of course I do! There's something I have to do for Christmas.
On New Year's Day, my girlfriend said to me, "Are you free?"
I said, "Yes, I'm free."
You know what I'm trying to say, don't you?
I know what I have to do for Christmas.
I know, I know.
But she said to me, "Are you free?"
I said, "Yes, I'm free."
What on earth should I do for her?
I should make a cake and light it up...
You're obsessed with making a cake and lighting it up!
But that's what couples do with their lovers, don't they?
They look at each other and drink champagne.
You give it to me, right?
You take it, right?
You give it to me, right?
You can open it.
I open it and say "thank you" and you put it down, right?
This is about two minutes.
If you put it all in, it will last five minutes.
If you say "is it open for Christmas?"
What do you say?
It will end.
But it will end, won't it?
For example, you can say "I want you to be with me all day long for Christmas."
What do you mean "I want you to be with me"?
I don't want you to say anything like that.
You don't want me to say anything funny like an amateur?
I'm not like an amateur.
But I don't want you to say "this day is Christmas."
You're cute!
But if you say "this day is Christmas"
it will be different, won't it?
It will be better than normal sex, won't it?
It will be different, won't it?
If you were in a room where you could see the night view
you would be kicked out of the room.
It's already ten o'clock!
Handle!
Who is the man who is hiding in a box and is tied up in a rope?
I don't know him at all.
Does he have a face or not?
Do you know him?
No, I know him.
Please forget about it.
I don't know him at all.
Why?
Who is the man who is tied up in a rope?
I don't know him.
Does he have a face or not?
He's not human, is he?
What do you mean?
This kind of...
This is English.
That's Mii-chan's performance.
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ra-ra-ra.
No, no, he's not like that.
He's not human.
He's like that.
And there are people like that in Southeast Asia.
There are people like that.
What do you mean, "people like that"?
Who is the richest man in the entertainment world?
Like Sabu-chan.
Sabu-chan is amazing.
Sabu-chan's house is big.
When it comes to that house, Sabu-chan isn't the only one, is he?
Well, maybe.
He's the richest man in many places.
He's not the only one.
On the contrary, Mii's house is amazing.
He built Mii's house and scattered it in many hot springs and other places.
He scattered it.
He's amazing.
It's amazing that it's been about 10,000 years.
Please say something to our king.
Our king...
You're not good at that.
Look, he's spitting poison.
Who is it?
How far are you going to go?
You idiot!
You stink of shit!
Let's go.