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For the 200th anniversary of Chiki Chiki Chiku,
Oogiri Daigassen!
For the 200th anniversary of Chiki Chiki Chiku,
we have one more guest.
In addition to Oogiri Daigassen,
I, Hamada Masatoshi, will be your host.
Thank you for coming.
Now, let's welcome our speakers.
Please come in!
Please introduce yourselves!
Please come in!
I will never lose in a fight!
I am Yamasaki.
Thank you for coming!
Please come in and sit next to him!
What is your name?
I am Jimmy Onishi!
Today, when I got on the train,
a passenger on the train put gum on my head!
Didn't you say anything about being put gum on your head?
I thought about what I should say,
but I bit my tongue!
Thank you for coming!
Please come in!
Today, I went to Seijo Academy of Culture.
At that time, I said, "I know! I know!"
Look! Mr. Noriyasu wrote about it!
There was a guy who didn't know why.
Are you doing it?
My name is Noriyasu.
Thank you for coming!
Please come in, Mr. Saiga!
What?
Come in!
What is it?
First of all...
ZENGON GAME
I have put on headphones for you.
I will make the sound louder.
Are you ready?
I will say the words in order.
Please tell me in order.
All right.
The first topic is...
this one.
Are you ready?
All right.
"Unfortunately for Ramos".
Here you are.
Ramos is a foreigner.
Ra-mo-si-su.
Don't move your mouth.
Foreigner.
Don't make a noise.
You know it, don't you?
I don't know.
Can you hear me?
Ramos is a foreigner.
I can't say "Ramos is a foreigner".
Well, well.
It doesn't matter.
Ramos is a foreigner.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is "Atacamo reading".
Here is a book.
Yes.
Please read it as if you are writing it.
Yes.
Here is the first topic.
"Atacamo reading".
Let's go.
Go ahead!
When I was in middle school, I was surrounded by everyone.
That's because my beloved Michiko had been taken captive.
I went to save her, but I was surrounded!
I tried to escape somehow!
Don't laugh at dark places!
Go ahead!
When I asked "what is it?", I was surrounded!
The chief was a child of Hamamatsu!
I said to the child, "Hey! Is it you?!"
Yes, it's me!
Oh, you said bad things about me!
I want to help you!
You said bad things about me! I want to help you!
She was convinced and was saved!
Why did you convince me?!
That's what it was!
You can't do that!
What should we do?!
Let's go to the second topic.
Let's change seats.
Yamazaki-san and Kouni-san, please stand up.
The second topic is this!
"Ogasawara-ryu Date Jutsu".
When you go on a date, you have to go step by step like this.
Now, please read it.
Miyuki is...
- You're doing it again. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Miyuki is...
one step ahead of...
Ogasawara's love.
Oh my!
- Hurry up and read this book! - Yes, I understand.
- Ogasawara's love is written here. - Oh, I see, I see.
- First, it's a kiss. - Oh, that's good, that's good.
- I see, I see. - Yes, yes.
This is called "a".
And then...
- various things like necklaces and so on... - Hey!
I don't like necklaces!
- This is difficult! - Necklaces and so on...
But what's more important than that is...
"mood" equals "place".
- I see, I see. - That's right, that's right.
- Yes! - Ogasawara.
- Alright. - Ogini-san.
- Yes. - On a date...
- there are many places you can go. - Oh.
One of them is...
a cafe.
And the other one is...
a park.
A park in spring...
It was peaceful...
and there was a boat floating there.
Three birds...
were walking...
like they were...
looking at us...
like they were looking at us.
- What?! - Oh...
- That's funny. - Oh...
When we were...
looking at the birds...
we looked too much...
and got stuck in the pond.
We were both wearing wet clothes and barefoot.
"It's cold, isn't it?" we said.
Then we saw a small hut.
It's like... it's like a novel!
I know, right?! What's wrong with you?!
We love each other. That's how it is.
But we don't have normal intercourse.
I'm an Ogasawara style.
I used three flowers.
One of them is a chrysanthemum.
The second one is a tulip.
The third one is a linden.
I used it like...
First, I put her in bed.
Then, I put her on a linden tree and...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Then we...
became like flowers.
I don't know what you're talking about!
"Become like flowers"?
What do you mean "become like flowers"?
Then we...
quietly closed our eyes and said...
Goodbye.
Thank you for coming!
Ladies and gentlemen...
What are you doing today?
No, no...
I thought you had a celebration.
No, I don't. Today's lunch is katsudon.
Oh, I see.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
By the way, where is your bouquet?
I don't know.
After the show...
When I go back to the dressing room...
I'm sure I'll find something.
I don't think so.
But you know...
I haven't changed at all since I was young.
You're getting more and more...
You're getting more and more arrogant.
What?
I thought I'd say it to you as a celebration of our 200th anniversary.
Why am I arrogant?
I wanted to say it in a tight place, so I tied you up.
No, you're always like that.
You've really changed a lot since you started the show, haven't you?
I haven't changed at all.
You haven't changed at all.
I haven't changed at all since my debut.
No, you haven't.
You haven't changed at all!
No, no, no...
If you're so arrogant, I don't think you'll be able to stand up.
In the entertainment world...
Are you Oda Yuji?
Even if you're young...
I don't like it.
What?
I don't like it myself, but it's sold well, hasn't it?
And...
There are a lot of young comedians now, aren't there?
They also have a shadow.
That's true.
Right?
And this shadow...
It's quite annoying.
And when I see it...
I'm going to pull it out now.
There's no way I'm saying it out loud!
I want you to stop that stupid thing!
When I entered the hall as a kid...
Where was it?
What?
Sanmol.
I stopped and went down the stairs of Sanmol.
They called me "Chetsu".
It's "Chetsu", not "Shin-eini-tsu".
They called me "Chetsu"...
Do they look like me?
Do they look like me?!
Is that possible?!
Well, if you're my fan...
You can't help it.
Why?!
Well, I guess you could say that...
I'm sick of chasing young people!
It's really annoying!
But it's amazing, those young people in Osaka now...
Even when I'm walking around like this...
They're like "Aaaaaah!"
But it's annoying!
Aaaaaah!
Even though I'm Hamachan!
Soccer was good, wasn't it?
What do you think about it?!
Well, I hate it...
So I was going to watch it as my last one.
But I was like "I did it!"
And I jumped up!
What do you think about it?!
But really...
Everyone was disappointed.
You know...
It was a preliminary round!
Didn't you all forget about it?!
So...
If you can't clear it...
You can't go to the main round!
See? It's a manzai song preliminary round!
What are you saying?!
But you all feel the same way!
Manzai?!
The preliminary round this time is amazing!
What about Manzai?! Even if you pass the preliminary round, you won't be proud of yourself!
No, no, no... But, you're so young! You're from Osaka!
You...
Where do you think you're going?!
What are you doing in the preliminary round?!
W-what do you mean?!
When we were competing for friendship in the main round, everyone was so excited!
If you know about this...
But even on the Asian stage, you have to go to such a big match, right?!
How big of a match is such a big match?!
I mean, it's not that big! Iraq, Iran, Korea...
Ah, what is it? What is it?!
It's not that big!
And you have nothing to win against it!
There were a lot of guys like that back in the day!
There were Tommy's...
Huh?!
There were High Heels...
There were even silver medalists!
What are you talking about?!
I don't care about that!
There were a lot of girls like that back in the day!
Especially in high school baseball...
You know, when you got out of middle school...
You would cheer for them while crying!
Cheer for them like you usually do!
When you were in the preliminary round...
When you guys finished school and were practicing desperately in the ground...
Bye-bye!
Good luck getting out of school!
I know that! I know that!
I don't know the rules of soccer!
It's not like you can get mad about it!
It's your fault!
What's "onside" anyway?
I'm scared!
I don't know anything!
I'm not scared!
When you say "offside", I'm like "what?!"
I get nervous!
And what's "offside" anyway?
You hang it like this!
You should put a table on it!
It's hard to move with a table!
It's gross! It's gross!
It's like you're hooking up with a woman!
What's the big bag around your neck?
Oh, this one?
What's so special about you?
It's nothing special!
For example, a hijack or something like that?
You only break things around your neck?
That's not true!
It's nothing special!
Then why do you have it on you?!
What's wrong with you?!
Oh, what?!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm scared!
What's "offside" anyway?
I don't know anything!
What's "offside" anyway?
I don't know anything!
It's like you have a skin disease!
You have a bad intestine?!
The audience just said "offside"!
He just said something good!
It's exactly like that!
She's going to cry, too!
What are you doing? Be quiet!
What's wrong with you? Why did you become so quiet?
That's where you should be laughing! Why do you become serious when I say "don't laugh"?
I said "don't laugh"!
What are you hiding from me that you graduated from Harvard University?
Shut up!
Idiot!
Don't talk to me!
This is really...
Don't make me laugh!
If you say that...
What?
Don't say "don't laugh"!
She's going to cry, too!
On the second floor...
Who is that little man on your right shoulder?
He drew a picture, too.
Is he an old man?
He's not an old man!
He's not an old man.
But everyone says that.
That he's like an old man.
Everyone says that.
But I'm not an old man. I'm an old man.
How old are you?
Is it possible?
What?
Is it possible?
What do you mean "is it possible"?
Is it possible up to here?
No, no, up to here.
Then wipe it off!
I'm an old man.
Right now, it's just above my head.
I'm sorry.
Your glasses will come off.
Do it yourself!
Is this how you did it?
Don't do it!
All right, all right.
Wipe it off!
Since about three years ago, my laundry has been disappearing a lot, so I'm in trouble.
When I consulted with the police, they told me that it was stolen from the outside and that it couldn't be stolen inside the house.
I really want to catch this underwear thief, but what should I do?
But if you say that, you can't help it, can you?
So, hey, hey, hey, did you take off your middle school uniform?
Huh?
Underwear thief.
I don't know.
You two did it, but you're right.
Right?
You always come to me at night.
Am I really dirty?
You said it when we first met, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
At that time, you should have told this girl about our mistakes at that time.
That's why you went to Kawata's house, didn't you?
A dog was bitten.
That's right! Kawata was buying a dog!
And under the bus there was a dog!
A dog was bitten!
That's right! This dog hated it!
It was so cute!
It got in my way and I couldn't take it off!
I like dogs, but...
At that time...
I just wanted to kill Kawata's dog.
You're persistent. Kawata, Kawata, don't say it!
When you take it off, you'd better prepare a treasure.
It looks like this.
Like this...
Then, put it on like this.
Such a decent girl like you must think I'm lying all the time.
Really?
Do you really want to take it off like this?
Can I do it now?
No!