AISubs v3.4
Don't look at the opening!
Hetare Yamazaki vs. Taimanin Gohan!
This isn't the first time, is it?
It's not the first time.
You've done it four times?
That's right.
Ah, I see.
But up until now, we've been fighting with our minds.
This time, it's different.
What is it?
How do you say it? A fight!
You're going to use your body?
I'm going to use my body, so you won't get hurt.
With this, you'll know for sure, right?
You'll know for sure.
Hetare Yamazaki vs. Yamazaki-kun!
Which one is stronger?
With this, you'll know for sure.
Yes!
Whether you're really strong or not.
I understand!
Does painful eyes suit you?
No...
It suits you!
It suits you because of your defense, doesn't it?
If you can defend yourself, painful eyes don't suit you.
I understand.
Please play.
Alright!
Yamazaki-kun, who are you going to beat first?
Everyone has a flag, right?
White is Yamazaki-kun.
And red is your opponent.
Understood?
Then, I think we'll start right away.
The first flag, please!
This flag is...
Then, let's start!
Ready!
(Alarm)
This is amazing!
Strong, strong!
What is your name?
Soida Daichi.
Daichi-kun?
Yes.
How old are you?
Four years old.
Four years old!
Strong!
Daichi-kun, do you do anything?
Yes.
What do you do?
Boxing and...
Ultraman and such.
Next person!
Please!
Thank you.
(Laughter)
Now, let's begin!
Second round!
Ready!
(Whistle)
Hey!
I'm going to hit you!
(Laughter)
Masaki-san, you have to be more patient!
My mouth is covered in AD! (Laughter)
Let's do it! Third round, ready!
(Whistle)
Take this! (Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
(Phone ringing)
Don't call me that!
Looks like he was scared of these cards...
- The cards... - Katakata...
How much could it be?
- Well, we are currently at 2-1. - Yes.
- You can still win with pride. - Time to challenge Thai best player. - That's right!
Let's have him with us.
The next player...
Please come in!
(whistle)
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm doing this for you.
For me?
What for?
I'm sorry.
Say something!
What's wrong with you?!
I've got a lot of things to say.
What do you want, Mr. Yamazaki?
You've already decided who you're going to lose to!
Give me the highest score, like 3 points or something like that.
Please, I'm begging you!
I understand. If you win this, I'll think about how much you want me to win.
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you, I'm begging you.
Okay, I'm begging you!
The final match.
Go ahead!
Ready!
Shut up!
Wait! Wait!
Oh! OK!
Oh, oh, oh!
I was shot!
I was shot! I was shot!
I'll make you drink without me!
Don't kick me! Don't kick me!
Don't kick me!
What are you going to do? You can't refute it like this.
But I can do it like this.
Oh my!
Should we treat it like a special match?
Yes, please!
Say thank you to the person in the photo.
Thank you!
Then one more match!
Just one more match?
Yes!
Then please step back for a moment.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
- Mr. Yamazaki of Maeseji - What should I say?
- Say "Go, Gatsun Gantsun"! - You're lying!
- Well, I can say this song, but... - Oh, yes.
- Yesterday... - Yes.
- It ended in the middle of the night, didn't it? - It ends in the middle of the night!
- Right? - Yes.
- No, I went home. - Yes, yes, yes.
- About four o'clock, about three and a half o'clock...
- I turned around and...
- There was an old woman standing there! - How old is an old woman?
- About seventy years old. - Oh!
- I couldn't turn around because of the old woman. - I see.
- I was trying to get caught up in the crowd.
- It was dangerous, so I stopped for a moment.
- Then I dodged and went...
- Then I came to the front of the house and opened the shutter wide.
- I went out a little and turned around and went in.
- A bicycle was coming out of the house. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I got out of the house and pushed the bicycle back.
- There was an old woman standing here!
- I was scared!
- I was scared in the middle of the night!
- I was really scared!
- I was scared!
- I was scared and tried to get on the bicycle, but it wasn't there anymore!
- You couldn't get off the bicycle? - No, I couldn't get off the bicycle!
- You couldn't get off? - I didn't know where I was going!
- I got on the bicycle and closed the shutter wide.
- I thought about getting off, but I ended up getting hurt here!
- I looked out of the window and saw this on the woman's window!
- I screamed "Aaaah!" again!
- At four o'clock in the middle of the night, I stepped on it twice!
- I was really scared! - That's scary!
- I looked out of the window and saw...
- "What?"
- For the first time, I succeeded in making contact! - You succeeded!
- I screamed "Aaaah!" again! - Because you were scared? - Because I was a scared old woman!
- "What?" I said.
- I thought you were being quiet.
- "What?" I said.
- The children...
- "Aaaah!"
I was faster than usual!
That's scary.
What should I do with you guys?
I thought you were being quiet.
So you think your kids are older than you?
What?
That's what I mean!
I'm not saying you're being quiet.
- You know about my kids? - I know!
Scary!
Don't say things like that!
Scary!
So you're the one who did it!
There's a lot of people like that.
The other day...
I was in the car with my writer, Takasu.
There was this crazy guy in the car.
"Aaaah!" He didn't do anything.
Aaaah!
There was only one lane.
Aaaah!
He was in a hurry.
The traffic light was red.
It was moving a lot.
- Really? - No way!
I was surprised!
That's scary.
I thought I got a Mario star.
I'm serious!
And then...
It disappeared!
What?
- It turned around? - No way!
There was only me in the car.
There was another car in front of me.
"Aaaah!" It went in.
When it turned around, it was gone.
No way!
I'm serious!
I'm sorry.
Speaking of funny...
Soccer is funny too, isn't it?
But I don't think so!
You've been saying that since the game started!
Before that, Japanese people didn't say "soccer", but...
No, it's fine!
It's fine if you like soccer, but...
That... how do you say it...
"Japanese beauty" is already...
Everything, from commentary to what...
Of course!
Even if you say "funny", you shouldn't say it, shouldn't you?
No, it's fine!
No, it's definitely funny!
What should you say?
Everyone likes soccer, and they like soccer, and they watch soccer!
No, it doesn't matter which one wins or loses!
No, it's not important!
I like soccer! I like soccer!
And it's Japan!
I'm representing Japan!
It's funny!
It's not that I like it or not...
But there are so many people watching the game, it's amazing!
Why do you support either of them?
If you like soccer, do your best with soccer!
No, no, no!
That's not it!
Soccer is already doing its best!
That's fine!
Why do you say "win or lose"?
There are so many people watching, but no one supports the ball alone...
I think...
Do your best!
Fly higher!
Circle the ball!
Do it!
Do it directly!
But you don't mind, do you?
No, no. It's scary, to see those guys next to you.
"Circle the ball!" When you see them say "circle it!", "circle it!" "Circle it! Circle it! Circle it!
Circle it! Circle it! Circle it!
It's not easy to get them into a relationship like that, is it?
But women are still simple.
Women get into a relationship quickly, even though men weren't interested in them.
Well, that's the way it is, isn't it?
Women are people of misunderstanding, aren't they?
Is that so?
I don't misunderstand you.
Don't touch me like that.
Do you know about the "Matchan Jumper Incident"?
Oh, back in Osaka.
Back in Osaka, there was a "Matchan Jumper Incident".
You said it yourself!
No, there was such an incident.
Hamada and I were given a fashion show.
And Junko Koshi got us a jumper.
I said, "This is good."
And she said, "Then we'll send it to you."
And she sent it to us.
But we didn't need Hamada.
We didn't need it.
It was at the head office.
Don't say things like that!
It's the same color, but I took a step back to see if it would work.
That's good.
I did it, but I didn't put it in my office.
I don't need it right away, so I'll leave it for now and go get it the next day.
That stupid Hashimoto!
I don't know him.
Does he still look like him?
I quit.
I quit!
The woman's manager, Hashimoto, was with Shinsuke Shimada until a little while ago.
That stupid woman!
What woman, stupid woman!
There's another ugly woman under that stupid woman!
I know, I know.
It's this woman!
I need to go get my jumper now.
You're finally here!
Yes, I am.
That ugly woman under that Hashimoto woman!
Is my jumper on?
Good morning!
It's business hours, right?
No way!
That's mine!
You...
That's mine, isn't it?
Huh?
Yes, it is.
Oh, you're sure about that?
Yes, it is.
No, no!
It is, isn't it?!
It's mine!
I'm going to wear it next time!
You can't wear it like that!
Huh?!
No, no!
Give it back!
That's mine, so give it back!
Whoa!
Cry it out!
Don't cry!
I'm not that mad at this woman!
What are you doing?!
Kashimoto stands up and hugs her.
The woman who's crying says, "Hey, wait a minute!"
I'll say it! I'll say it!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it! Don't say it, Matsumoto-san! Don't you understand?!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Hey, Matsumoto-kun!
Matsumoto-san, this girl has a boyfriend!
Oh, really? Is that so?
That boyfriend of yours, Hamada-san, is wearing a jumper!
Is that so?
So what?
They're wearing a pair of looks!
All right!
Why do you get hungry when you're hungry?
Why do you get hungry?
Do you get hungry?
You're going out with D.F. later on!
Why do you get hungry?
That's not it! Why do you get hungry?
That's not it! Do you get hungry?
Do you get hungry if you don't eat snacks?
Why do you get hungry?
I don't know, but why do you get hungry?
Do you get hungry if you don't fight?
Even if you're close, you get hungry!
"Is number one going to get hungry?" "No, it's not!"
"Who's green earth is this?" "You're lying!"
Children don't think like that!
"Then why do you get hungry?" "I'm asking you, do you get hungry?"
"Why do you get hungry?" "Do you get hungry if you don't eat snacks?"
No, I don't know about that!
"Do you get hungry if you fight?" "Even if you're close, you get hungry!"
No, it's not!
"Why do you get hungry?" "Do you get hungry if you fight?"
Even if you're close, you get hungry!
Mother, mother...
"Do you get hungry?" "Do you get hungry if you don't eat snacks?"
No, it's not!
Even if you don't fight, you get hungry!
I can't count like this, there's up to ten!
There's no way!
"Then why do you get hungry?" "You're lying!"
"I'm a third year high school student." "Yes."
Actually, about my school...
In my school, if you steal money or cut a bicycle chain...
Even if you lock it up and put it somewhere...
Even if you put your wallet in your bag, you'll take it.
Is there such a school?
Of course there is!
There's definitely one!
But, you know...
The one where you steal school supplies...
The teacher comes in with a mysterious look...
Everyone closes their eyes for a moment...
There really is such a thing!
Is there really a solution for that?
Is there really?
When I was little, I was always like that.
This is a pencil case, you know?
I had a pencil case with a picture of Chaplin on it.
Oh!
When I was in elementary school.
You were a comedy king.
I was a comedy king.
I really liked that pencil case.
Chaplin's pencil case.
You know?
I had a pencil case with a picture of Chaplin on it.
It's not a manga.
You know, there's no line here.
Because it's empty.
Yes, yes, yes.
You know, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know?
I went out to play during my day off and came back.
There's a line in it!
This kind of thing happens quite often.
Who is it?!
It happens quite often.
It doesn't come up at all.
You know, at a convenience store or something like that.
Was it a convenience store or something like that?
You know, there's a picture of Chaplin on the nose of your face.
Take it off!
You know, there's nothing on my face.
You know, there's a picture of Chaplin only on your face.
Looking at that, I'm always like, 'Ah...'
I'm like, 'I'll do my best today, too.'
I like that.
You know, right?
Well, I guess it's fine.
Let's do it!
Please!
I couldn't break it.
The opponent was too aggressive.
What a shame.
Could you give me one more chance?
That's enough.
One more chance.
Mr. Yamada! Mr. Yamada! Calm down! Calm down!
No, I was going to do it a little more now!