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I'll do my best!
The first "Kids' Use It!"
Chiki Chiki!
Confidence Test!
Bowling Competition!
Camera-san, can you shake me a little?
Yes, let's shake you.
I'm a sucker!
Which circle was he from?
What club was he from?
As you can see, they are now pins of bowling pins.
They are lined up like pyramids.
Yes!
Now, we will split up into Pappa-chan's team and Pappa- chan's team and play "Kids' Use It!"
Let's drop all kinds of things from above!
Yes!
Don't be scared!
That's right!
Does that mean we should let go of everything?
It depends on how you think of it.
Since it's bowling, we will drop the bowling ball as well.
Everyone, please don't push yourselves too hard!
"Downtown 2 Song" is easy!
If you can't let go of it, it's hard!
Please let go of it!
But!
Don't run away too fast!
"Kane-nai Kane-ai" is good, isn't it?
It's like a TV show!
Yes!
Let's start with Hama-chan's team!
Yes!
I'll be throwing it!
Our team is down there.
What about your team, Hama-chan?
Our team is very busy!
It's weird!
It's full of *******!
Is it that bad?
It's full of bad people, so we can't run away!
Really?
Right?!
Huh? It looks like you're the only one who doesn't look good!
Well then!
Let's go!
Now! My first throw!
Ready!
Set!
Go!
Dangerous!
I did it! I did it!
Spare! Spare!
I'm not confused at all!
All right! All right!
Hang in there for a little longer!
Can we go home?
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Scary!
Set! Go!
Spare! Spare!
OK! Nice guts!
What guts are you talking about?!
All right! Not at all!
All right! I'm not confused at all!
Set! Go!
I did it!
Set! Go!
Not good!
I'm not confused at all!
Okay!
You guys are bad!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
If you can see it from above, you guys can't see it from below!
This is scary!
I might die!
Okay! Here we go!
I'm scared!
You guys are lying!
If you did it like this, it would have been bad!
Where did you notice it?
Around here!
Are you serious?!
Don't say "hey"! I'm scared of throwing it, too!
I'm going to do it this time!
I'm scared of it, too!
Run away!
I'm going to do it this time!
I'm thinking of doing a 24-hour show this year!
Ready, set, go!
Hey!
I'm not kidding!
Junroi, are you okay?
No way!
Ready, set, go!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
How can you grab it with both hands in this world?!
Listen to me!
If you don't, you'll get caught.
I'm serious.
You're white, so you'll stand out if you get blood on you.
Don't let your blood get to you!
Ready... Start!
What did you think?!
You're next!
Why did you say "start"?
Ready... Start!
Impossible!
You got caught!
You got hit in the back!
You did it!
This is exciting!
Ready... Start!
Run! Run! Run, Motaro!
Hey! What are you doing?!
What are you looking for?!
Next up is...
Big Wave!
Big Wave?!
Ready... Start!
It's hot!
I thought you were going to die!
Ready...
Start!
I don't want it!
Is this for real?!
What's wrong with my costume?!
I'm dying!
First place!
It's scarier than I expected.
It's scary!
You're scary!
I'm not going to run away at 100%.
You'd better hold it down.
I'm not going to run away at 100%.
- I'm glad you're here today. - For what?
I don't know if it's on TV or not, but Yamazaki and Noriyasu are doing an interview for Team Zero.
After the interview, we come out.
Recently, Yamazaki came out and said, "If you raise the tension, you can do it."
"All right, let's go." "All right, let's go." I don't know what it's like, but I'll tell you later.
The other day, when I got in a taxi in Osaka, I was the first one to be hit in the head.
The first one to be hit in the head?
Have you ever been hit in the head?
I was riding without a helmet, waiting for someone to come and hit me in the head.
What do you mean, hit you in the head?
You know, there's a bypass road like this on a rainy day.
The guy we were riding with got hit in the head and stopped because the traffic light changed.
The guy in the back was in a good mood and was looking at us like this.
When I looked in the room, he said, "Here it comes!" and he was holding me like this and waiting for me.
I don't know what it was like back then, but it wasn't a bad day.
It wasn't a big deal in Osaka.
I was standing there wondering if the guy in the back was going to hit me.
Then I got hit in the head.
It was my first time and I was a little surprised.
I got out of the car and said, "Are you all right?"
I'm sorry, but are you all right?
What are you laughing at?!
"Who are you telling that you're all right?" "Me!" "Eh? The driver?" "Yeah, yeah, that's him!" "Wasn't it you who got in the taxi you were in?" "I was in the taxi!" "It came from behind!" "I got in!" "Why is he like this?" "No, it's just that a normal driver would say something like 'are you all right?'" "Ah, yeah, yeah, that's true, but for now, don't laugh at me all the time!" "What are you laughing at?!"
"Are you all right?" "Hey, you idiot!" "I'm all right now, but I don't know what will happen later!" "Are you two hitting each other?" "No, well, I don't like the way you apologize, but you can't do that, right?" "When you hit me last time, did you have that kind of attitude?" "What, what?" "Are you all right?" "I've hit you about two times." "You did?" "Yeah." "Wow!" "Oh, really?" "At that time, you know, I hit you with one blow." "Are you doing what you're telling me to do?!"
"That hurts, doesn't it?! You hit me yourself!" "Once, you know, I got hit by a big truck." "Yeah." "Then you got out of the truck and looked at me like that." "Either you get out of the truck and apologize like a soldier, or you're just standing there with your head held high." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'm the one who's holding my head high." "Yeah." "I know you're really nervous, but I'm just standing there like this." "What are you doing?" "Just like this for a little bit." "Why?!" "Why?!"
"Or like this for a little bit." "No, no, that's not it." "That's not it?" "No, that's not it." "Usually you're pretty scared of me, you know, you can't say anything to me." "No, I'm not!" "It's just, you know, when you hit me..." "Aren't you going to stand up?!"
Well, I only hit you a little bit, but you were so desperate!
Oh, yeah, when I was on the highway, trucks are tough, you know?
"Tough? They don't bite, you know?" "They don't?"
Most of them aren't your own cars, you know?
"No, no, they're sales cars, you know?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
So I hit you and you stopped on the highway.
Then you turned around and looked at me.
"Then you turned around and stopped!" "I did."
Oh, even though you were bad?!
That's what you just said, 'attitude', you know?
You hit me with a single blow, you know?
"Then you looked at me like 'gwaaah!'" "Yeah, yeah."
"Then you turned around and stopped!" "Yeah, yeah."
"With a loud voice." "Yeah."
Then you turned around and stopped like 'kacchi, kacchi, kacchi,' and then you ran away like 'fwaaah!'
Yeah.
Why is it tied up with a harp?
This is a good thing to say, Hamaji.
This road is...
Hey, hey, don't hit me like that, you little butt hole.
You're digging a grave, you little butt hole.
What are you talking about?
It's a big one.
Hey, step on it a little.
Come down and...
What?
Are you kidding me?
When I was...
What was it? When I was riding Mark II...
It was snowing and it was snowing.
My manager, Osaki, was riding it.
He said, "Let's go eat."
I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Whoa," I said.
When it's snowing like this...
There are people who slip and get hurt, right?
"Ha, ha, ha, ha," I said.
Kurukurukurukuru!
I started spinning. I started spinning.
Kurukurukurukuruku!
"Aaaaaah!" I said.
I had a lot of coins in my Mario Kart.
You took all the coins you could.
I took all the coins I could.
I'm on the left, you little butt hole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know those coins you put in the front of the truck?
It was just going "plank" and nothing else.
And then my bus broke down and I got hit in the head and it was just going "plank" and nothing else.
Well, since we were both going to fix it...
Wait, wait!
You were stopped?
I was stopped.
That's not right.
But I don't know. He said it was okay at the time. His neck or something.
Has it been about a week?
Well, well, well, it's been about a week, but I'm still relieved.
It's okay now, isn't it?
No, no, I don't know about that.
It's about this, isn't it?
No, I don't know about that at all.
Now, this is a serious story.
One of my mother's friends was riding a bicycle with two old women.
And they got hit in the car.
And they were both fine.
And the old woman in the back died about two months later.
That was her life.
That's not true! The old woman in the back didn't die two months later!
No, no, she was fine when she was riding a bicycle.
How can she be fine when she's riding a bicycle?
Don't think about it like that.
If you think about it like that and you get hit a lot, you might be fine at that time.
I'm sure I'll die earlier than you do.
That's not true!
I'm sure I'll die earlier than you do.
Say something! Remember!
If I had died first, I would have been with you every day.
Why is that?
Why didn't you do that?
I would have done it.
This guy is funny.
There is a program called "Dandan Deluxe".
And the first guest is Mr. Sugahara Bunta.
He rarely appears in that program.
He doesn't do that kind of talk show.
And he never appears in a variety show.
And he pulled me out many times.
And I kept doing it for that Sugahara Bunta.
That's funny.
Sugahara Bunta.
What?
You're lying!
Why do you look like that?
Because you're staring at me!
Bunta, you know...
Don't you say "Chinchin, you look big"?
Or "Wow, you're big, Machan"!
I'm telling you!
You're lying!
It's true!
You're lying!
Hey, look at me!
I don't have a pair of eyes like Anthony's, but I do have a pair of eyes like Azai Zola's!
I'm Mocca!
I'm gonna kill you!
And the second guest is Hamako!
Hamako-san!
Head...
BANG!
That's scary!
It's really scary!
That little one's back hit me in the head and...
This is what happens!
The path of the sun.
A city where dazzling smiles can be found.
Sun Road Shinshirai.
Hama-chan, why are you so cool?
Tell me!
Tell me and do it!
Hama-chan, why are you so cool?
No, I mean...
Do you think I'm cool?
Well...
No, tell me and do it!
What part of me is cool?
What part of you is cool?
You're lying!
It's like a TV cover.
I don't think you're cool, so I can't say anything.
Because you're not cool!
Why?
For example, if you compare me to an animal, you'll never be a cool animal.
Never.
For example, a leopard.
I know that.
Right?
I'm like a cheetah or something like that.
You're a little different.
Like a quail.
You're saying I'm like a quail?
No, like a quail...
It's easier for me to understand you!
Why?
It's easier for me to understand you!
I know!
You're like a quail.
You guys don't really catch my attention.
It's like you were just born, right?
It's like you're wet.
It's like you're sticky.
I can't say you're cool.
What about me is cool?
I think you're cooler than you are.
How so?
Huh? How so?
Your nose is pretty straight too.
Your face!
My face...
Your face!
Yeah.
Your face is cooler than me.
It's cool.
No, no...
No, right?
No, like I said...
You're totally Asian.
It can't be helped, right?
Huh?
You're totally Asian.
I'm a little involved, but...
Huh? What's involved?
Would you like to know?
What's involved?
Well, if you say it like that, I don't like it.
My grandfather's wife...
Grandfather's wife?
She's a grandmother, isn't she?
Yes, she's a grandmother. Would you like to know?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about religion and stuff like that.
Hey, this is serious business!
Hey, are you okay?
I'm talking about serious business!
Well, I'll let you go!
Now, it's my big mission!
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
Hey!
You're the only one who can't do it!
Mr. Hamada!
You're fast!
Mr. Hamada!
Yes, yes?
On the mat!
Your face!
Huh?
Your face!
It's your own face!
Hey, what about the eye mask you mentioned?
Why?!
Well, now...
I'll go behind you!
It's very dangerous!
Especially you, Mr. Hamada!
You might get kicked!
Be careful!
Ready...
Start!
Result announcement!
Ama-chan-jinro-jin!
What are you thinking about?
If you fight back, you lose.
Of course. If you fight back, you lose.
Compared to that, we were better.
Everyone was happy.
Our senior, Fujii-kun, also did his best.
He's all wet.
I only came for the report of other programs' downtown specials.
You never know what will happen in life!