AISubs v3.4
Do you like it or hate it?
Well, sometimes it's thanks to me.
I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about it.
The third one!
Yes, yes!
I've done this before!
You have!
The moment I saw this, I knew what you were going to do!
This is...
This is a photo booth for celebrities!
First of all, from A to D!
I don't know if you like it or not, but please put it up!
We'll do it!
But we don't mean it!
That's all!
Why do you like it or not?
Let's talk about it!
Well, well, well...
Even if you don't like someone you like, isn't there something you don't like about them?
No, there isn't!
Which one should we go with?
Hmm...
Hamadan's...
You don't like him, do you?
No, I don't!
No, it's not that I don't like him!
Yes, yes!
I don't like him!
Well, even if you say it like that, isn't there something you're doing behind his back?
I feel like you're talking about everything you researched today!
How many times do I have to say it for you to understand?
That's right!
You're so pitiful!
Let me tell you a little rumor...
Even if you say you're pitiful or something like that...
If you say "yes, okay"...
It'll be a big problem!
It's not like I can overlook everything!
You say it!
I say it because I hate you!
You say it!
I hate you!
You hate me?
Yes!
Why?
Because I'm a bad researcher!
I've seen it all on TV, and I can see through people who don't look like it.
Which means, I can see through people who don't look like it...
This guy's baldness is fake baldness.
This is real baldness!
No, that kind of baldness is weird! It's weird!
There's people like that!
That's probably when someone's eating at home and it's hot...
It's hot and they get burned!
Which generation are you from?!
You're putting food on people's heads!
Hey, hey, hey, you, you, you, you!
Your wife beat you up today, too!
No, no, that's not it...
Do you like it?
Yeah, I like it.
I don't think you'll know from this picture...
Recently, there's a lot of white hair around here...
Yeah...
That makes you look more dandy...
It makes you look more powerful...
But you don't look like you like it on TV, do you?
No, not at all!
You look like you're nice!
Um...
You know what I'm talking about!
This picture is fake!
It's not!
What's wrong with you?
As a man, I think it's attractive.
Ah, that's right!
Because usually, when someone gets famous or gets married, they tend to hold on to it.
Right?
They try to protect it, right?
But he doesn't have that.
Is that so?
I heard about it, but in his room...
In his house, it seems like he has his own room.
And in there, there's an AV on the shelf!
It's like he has his own house!
Even after he got married,
he still watches videos with both hands!
That's amazing!
I want to learn from you.
That happens, right?
Ah, is that so?
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it.
He's a good guy.
This person.
He's a good guy, but he's a little dirty with money!
He keeps asking Thomas for money.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Um, my house... I think it's a bit expensive.
I heard that if you spend about 3 million yen, it'll be pretty good.
Um... 3 million yen... is that okay?
What's okay?
What are you talking about?
It's just that kind of cute thing!
But including that, I think it's fine.
It's a good one, it's a good one.
Here, open it up.
REX DINOSAUR
"Adachi Yumi"?
Everyone is saying "cute, cute", but...
From what I've seen, this woman is probably already 22 or 23 years old.
Hey, kid!
Can you look at the camera for me?
What do you think of this?
No, no, you said you like it, why are you worrying about it?
But his smile is beautiful, isn't it?
Right? His smile is beautiful.
His smile is beautiful.
I like this part.
His...
It's like...
Oh, it's the same.
This part.
This... This is what I call "electronic brain".
It's not that bad.
This area...
This is where you think about things.
Dora!
Do you like this?
I hate it!
You know...
Last year we did it for 24 hours.
Oh, you did?
When we did it.
Yeah.
We did it once and we got tired and we had to go back and do it again.
There were three of us.
We were doing it for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
We were saying "ahhh".
Three of us were doing it and we looked at each other and...
What's that? What's that?
Talk!
Hey, wait! Wait! I'm going to talk!
I'm a man!
We looked at each other and...
What's that?
I don't know!
Say hello!
There's no such thing as greetings!
Of course there is! What are you talking about?
Then a music show came up.
I went there.
It came from over there!
Why are you here?
I don't know!
Look at me!
Don't leave me!
I'm sorry!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Good!
I love you!
Thank you very much!
There are a lot of people like that!
Well, I don't know much about it...
No, no, no...
Senpai!
When you watch TV shows like "Wide Show",
it doesn't feel like that, does it?
Even if there are reporters around you...
The scene is different, isn't it?
There are a lot of people there!
Ah, that's right...
What? In Kai?
No, I'm not in Kai here...
I'm going to say it clearly now...
I'm going to quit this show!
Why?
Here, you see...
I'm really talking without any excuse...
So don't say anything!
Later, I'll say "it's open!"
When I get home, I'll say "it's open!"
But somehow...
I thought you'd cut it out for me...
But when I look at you...
It's completely flowing!
It's definitely flowing!
So you really don't know what's going to come out of it, right?
That's why I...
Because there's a photo in the fan letter...
I'm going to quit making calls!
What are you doing?
Wait!
What?
No, no, don't say it!
We're friends!
What?
Don't do it!
But...
Why?!
You don't need my help?
I don't need it!
I'm not asking you for a photo or a phone number!
I'm asking you if we're a match or not!
Thank you!
Please continue to be my fan!
You're lying!
That's all you have to say!
And you're going to end it with "you're a good guy!"
Whatever!
You're being told to go on with your story!
No, no, no, no, no!
I didn't do it, I didn't do it but...
It's okay to have a split tongue and come to my house, isn't it?
That's not it, that's not it.
It's okay to hold it up, isn't it?
That's not it, that's not it.
Why do you have to hold up a guy who has a split tongue?
No, no, no, no.
Don't talk! Let me talk!
Why are you holding it?!
What do you mean by "holding it"?
You're talking and it's funny!
Of course, of course, that happens.
What? What?
Then what about you? What do you think about holding it?
Then let's say it!
You can hold it and drop it on the bed!
- Well, fine... - Well, you're right!
- I dropped it on the bed! - You held it!
- You dropped it on the bed!
- You dropped it! Boingyoyoyoyoyo...
- It rings, right? - It rings, right?
- Yeah. - How's this "boingyoyoyoyo"?
- Well, I'll take it for sure!
- "It's fun! It's fluffy!"
- You... you'll probably say that! - I will!
- Yeah... - I'll give it to you...
- What are you saying?
- Now, I'll give it to you at home...
- Blue coffee...
(laughter and applause)
What is this?
Constitution 12.
No 12.
How many times do you get caught saying "bonyoyoyon" is no good?
(laughter)
I will not say "bonyoyoyon" to that person.
(laughter)
But!
But this is the only thing I don't understand.
Don't hold it!
I don't, but...
You can hold it, can't you?
(laughter)
I can't, but...
How can you say "bonyoyoyon" to that person?
You'd think so!
I can't think of it like that. You can't think of it like that.
Why not?!
(laughter)
If I were you, I'd say "bonyoyoyon" to that person.
(laughter)
You'd think of it like that. You did "bonyoyoyon", didn't you?
But you also did something else after "bonyoyoyon", didn't you?!
You'd think of it like that.
What does "bonyoyoyon" mean?
(laughter and applause)
I can't think of it anymore.
(laughter)
(music)
When I think about it, I do a lot of misunderstandings.
I don't know if it's a misunderstanding or not.
(laughter)
I stopped doing it recently, but it used to happen a lot.
I was talking about it earlier, but when you can't catch a taxi,
a girl is running around in a car and you notice it, right?
Then you say, "Get in."
Get in.
Won't you go anywhere?
Are you a talent?
(laughter)
I used to do it a lot.
Get in!
What's wrong with you?
Is that also part of the law?
Get in.
Is that also part of the law?
Of course, it has nothing to do with it.
Actually, I'm just saying thank you.
Can you give me your autograph?
Oh, I'll do that for you.
Do it.
Things like that.
(laughter)
I used to do it a little bit.
I thought I couldn't do it like that.
What hurts you the most?
Is it that you can't do it anymore?
(laughter)
I don't care anymore.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, I really don't like it anymore.
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
You're moving too much.
Why am I moving too much?
I'm not moving too much.
"No, you're not. I know you're hungry, but you know,
people who appear on TV can't just walk around and eat.
The reason I do that is because
I go out to eat as much as I can.
I also go to family restaurants a lot.
Oh, that's good.
No, I'm not a woman.
Even if I'm not, I go there.
That's because I wear a hat and absorb the conversation coming from around me.
(laughter)
That's funny.
No, no, it's really funny.
Really, really.
I sometimes make dragonflies.
Why?!
(laughter)
It's been a while. I've never heard of it before.
Well, I guess fans have decreased.
No, I don't think so.
No, no, no, no, I think it's decreased.
I heard about it.
Um...
Who told you about it?
Rumors, right?
Um...
Look, I had a press conference this afternoon.
Huh?!
What's with you?
(laughter)
I don't know what you're talking about.
The press conference you had yesterday came out this afternoon, right?
Yeah...
The press conference you had yesterday!
(laughter and applause)
The press conference you had yesterday came out this afternoon, didn't it?
In the morning and afternoon.
In the morning and afternoon, didn't it?
That's why the magazines and newspapers and the train...what do you call them?
"Nakazuri"?
"Nakazuri" came out yesterday, didn't it?
Oh, has it already come out?
Since yesterday morning, at least until this morning, people have believed it.
But if someone is riding a train and hears the voices of high school girls watching "Nakazuri"
Oh, I see.
It's like "shock"!
(laughter and applause)
You should have said it from the beginning!
Why did you say it?
Say it!
You should say it, you idiot!
(laughter)
Also, looking at yesterday's magazines...
Yesterday's magazines...for example, my fans...
They were watching magazines and newspapers...
"Shock"!
(laughter)
But my mother said, "Yuriko-chan, hurry up!"
We're going!
Okay...
W-where are you going?
(laughter)
Fan, fan, fan...
What are you doing?!
(laughter)
What are you doing?!
(laughter)
Yuriko-chan, where are you going?!
(laughter and applause)
What are you doing?!
Fan, fan, fan...
(laughter and applause)
Venezuela.
(laughter and applause)
Ah, I know!
Right?
Because of my dad's job...
Shit!
(laughter and applause)
Even if you go to Venezuela with your family...
No way!
You won't make it in time for the flight!
No way!
You should have said it when you left!
I said it!
You should have said it when you left!
Fan, fan, fan...
(laughter and applause)
You flew to Venezuela!
This Venezuela's Yuriko-chan...
Does she still think I have hair?
(laughter and applause)
That's how it is.
Right?!
How can I contact this Venezuela's Yuriko-chan?
(laughter and applause)
Are you stupid?
(laughter and applause)
(music)
I was looking at the weather forecast at NHK.
You look like you're serious.
You're wearing glasses.
And...
The chance of rain in the Tokyo area tomorrow is 10%.
But I'm sorry if it rains.
(laughter and applause)
I was like, "What?!"
It was shocking.
It was shocking!
Yeah!
(laughter and applause)
That's what NHK did!
No, NHK has also collapsed considerably.
Oh, has it?
You know, back in the day,
it was unthinkable for NHK to do rock and stuff like that.
That's true.
I think they'll do commercials and stuff like that.
(laughter)
They won't!
(laughter)
Um...
(laughter)
Sometimes, around here...
(laughter)
If you put your nails in like this and do it like this...
Oh, it feels good.
(laughter and applause)
Um...
There's that.
Depending on where you write it...
(laughter)
What is it?
There's something psychological about it.
It's something psychological.
You can fortune-tell with it.
Really?
Yeah.
You can write it like this?
I can write it like this right now.
That's, um...
It's an old aquarium.
She bought it.
Shut up!
(laughter and applause)
Why do humans blink?
Well, but...
If you open your eyes wide...
Yeah.
They'll dry up.
Um...
Your eyes, right?
Yeah.
They'll dry up.
So...
Once you close your eyes and...
That doesn't have anything to do with antiquity.
(laughter)
People all...
Um...
Once you die, it's over.
What are you doing?
(laughter)
You're doing it with your own body!
How far are you going to hold it?!
Look...
Look at you...
(laughter)
Ah...
It's starting to hurt a lot.
(laughter)
Sorry!
(laughter and applause)
You know, people say...
Once you die, it's over.
That's what they say, right?
If you blink once, it means you're dead.
(laughter)
You're dead.
Oh, is that so?
I hope you understand.
Director Sakamoto always acts like a bird.
(laughter)
Why is that?
The other day, when we went to get an avian, he wasn't there either.
(laughter and applause)
Not even once.
But I don't know the reason for that.
I don't know, but for me it's already like that.
Do you think there's a director Sakamoto?
(laughter and applause)
Like a bird in a cage?
Like a bird in a cage, I'm director Sakamoto.
(laughter and applause)
Who's the big guy in there?
(laughter and applause)
He's a lift, right?
(laughter and applause)
It looks like you're in a meeting, too. (laughter)
Director Sakamoto. Director Sakamoto. This is Director Sakamoto.
Director Sakamoto.
However, it seems that Director Sakamoto doesn't say much even in meetings. (laughter)
What's with you? What's with you? What's with you?
Well...
Oh, is that so?
Garbage collection will change from October 1st.
This, right?
Right? It's a social problem now.
When I saw this commercial, I thought that this would never work out like this.
And you have to write your name, right?
No, I have to write my phone number. (laughter)
No way!
It's true!
After all, the world says something or other, so it lasted for three months, right?
It lasted, it lasted, but in my opinion, I think this system will probably disappear.
It's tough, it's tough.
Yeah.
Why is it tough? Oh, Hama-chan just said something good. (laughter and applause)
What is tough?
Who are you?
What is tough?
Well, you know, you're taking out all the dirty things that were born in your house, right?
Even if you're a girl and you've already torn your pants and you're thinking you can't take them off, you can't throw them away in a transparent garbage bag, right?
You know, you put your pants in a bag and you put them in a transparent bag, it doesn't make any sense!
(laughter)
It doesn't make sense, right?
It doesn't make sense, right?!
There are a lot of garbage bags like this, black garbage bags.
(laughter)
What are you going to do with them?!
(laughter)
So I've been putting garbage in black garbage bags since I was angry and in the end I put the transparent one over it!
(laughter and applause)
So you know it doesn't make sense, right?!
(applause)
So you can't use black condoms anymore, right?!
Black condoms...
You can only use transparent ones, right?!
(laughter and applause)
You can't do that!
Why not?
You can't even say that!
You can't change your name, right?!
(laughter and applause)
Why do you have to change your name?!
(laughter and applause)
You buy everything and change your name and say "I'm Kasteel" and give me one and say I'm not cool!
Even though you're from Tanagawa Prefecture...
Sato-kun!
(laughter and applause)
That's true, but...
If you say "Sato-san", I'll say "no"!
(laughter and applause)