AISubs v3.4
Is everyone having fun?
Yes!
At night as well!
Chiki Chiki Matcha Matchan vs. Karaoke Udas-san!
The Matchan team is in pink.
Yes.
These are the members.
The blue team is the Hamachan team.
Yes!
This team doesn't have red hair.
No, no, no.
Why is that?
This team doesn't have red hair.
The reason why this team doesn't have red hair is because...
this team is a former teamer.
Basically.
As I said before...
the captain is the player.
Yes.
And then it's a match.
Yes.
Since we're adding points for both teams...
Yes, yes.
It's simple.
The team with the highest points wins.
If you lose, it's a penalty for the losing team.
That's what we'll do.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Let's say it together.
Yes!
One, two...
Coach!
Don't talk!
Yeah!
Come on!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go, let's go!
Yeah!
Even though it's only the last time...
Go on, go on!
I'm glad to see you again...
Yamazaki
Ready...
"Yamazaki"!
Yamazaki
What do you want me to say?
Yamazaki
OK!
Eighty-three!
"Yamazaki"!
For now...
It's okay, it's okay.
82 degrees is fine.
Go away, you!
We won! We won!
Shut up! Shut up!
Close your eyes.
Hold it! Hold it!
Just spit it out! Spit it out!
Don't come out!
That's not good!
That's not how you sing it!
(I'm not singing it!)
That's not how you sing it!
You're not supposed to say that!
You're singing it!
No, no, that's not how you sing it!
That's not how you sing it!
You're not supposed to say that!
That's not how you sing it!
You're not supposed to say that!
You're too excited!
Who are you?
Who are you?!
You're too excited!
I said, who are you?!
You know...
Until now it was a little off, but...
From now on, it's going to be a lot more intense!
Right?!
Yes!
If we win 5 points each, we win.
Ah, I see.
May I?
Yes, go ahead.
At the end of the game, I'll show you my low-level skills!
I'll show you.
Your voice is gone!
At the end of the game, I'll show you my low-level skills!
Shut up!
Why do you say it twice?!
I just wanted to say it.
I wanted to say "why do you say it twice?!"
Uchi, let's go.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Harumaki-don!
You made me angry!
We can win! We can win!
Ah, you made me angry!
We can win!
Why do you say it twice?!
You said it twice!
We can win!
You like this song, don't you?!
This is all you've got!
You're mean!
Hamada!
You're Hamada, aren't you?!
You're Hamada-san from downtown, aren't you?!
You can play up to no. 2!
Today I was praised so badly that my throat hurts.
You're stupid.
Excuse me.
Aren't you from elementary school?
OK, I got it.
Good voice, good voice.
You're stupid.
We've been together since elementary school.
Why?
This is...
This is really...
If you sing like this with this score...
Television! Television!
Turn it up! Turn it up!
Television!
It hasn't started yet!
It's going up! I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Peru! Peru! Peru, you've turned off the heat!
Peru! Peru, did you get sick somewhere, Peru?!
Peru! Grandpa, you were making takoyaki! Come here for a second!
Tears welled up and candles went out.
Even Grandpa!
Even Grandpa is coming out!
And the secret is...
The secret is...
Let's see the total score!
Score is...
The one who gets the penalty is the loser!
Make some noise!
It's hot!
(Tел lens will exit again.)
Oh, it's overflowing, it's overflowing.
(You and...)
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm sorry for making you wait for so long.
I'm sorry.
Go home.
This year was tough, too. 24 hours...
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
But I...
Budo said it.
You're lying!
I was like...
If you keep looking at me like that, get out of here!
Am I that kind of man?
What are you doing?!
It's true that you said you didn't want to do it this year...
Stop it, you!
Well, I didn't do it.
But I really...
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
What?
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
I wanted to do it, or...
Which one is it?
You wanted to do it, didn't you?!
So, yes or no...
No, no, what are you saying?!
Oh, you wanted to do it, didn't you?!
No, no, that's not it!
What is it?!
I didn't say I didn't want to do it!
That's right, you wanted to do it, didn't you?!
No, I mean...
As Matsumoto Hitoshi, you wanted to do it, didn't you?!
What are you talking about?!
Then let me do it next year!
W-what?!
What are you talking about?! Let me do it next year!
Does that mean I'm alone?!
No, Matsumoto Hitoshi wants to do it, doesn't he?!
Matsumoto Hitoshi is an individual!
Matsumoto Hitoshi can't do it!
Even if you do it, Sakura Fubuki can't do it!
What does that matter?!
I'm alone at home!
Sakura Fubuki can do it!
What are you talking about?!
Let me do it next year!
Don't lie to me!
Just take off your clothes and go home!
It looks like you're satisfied with it.
Ah, well...
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Actually, it's amazing.
That's why I think...
You know, when you run...
When you push yourself into difficult situations...
You gradually get closer to God, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes...
When you gradually become the opposite...
Yes...
Yes, yes...
Safe, safe, safe...
Yes, yes...
You become very kind...
Yes, yes, yes...
You become very kind...
What are you talking about?!
What's with that hand?!
What?!
What are you doing?!
What?!
Well, I think you're right.
But you know, this world league game...
Shut up! It's dirty!
It looks like that world league player is running for charity.
No, it's not!
Well, well, well...
It's dirty, isn't it?
The TV station manager has shit on his pants.
That's...
No, it's really dirty!
It's not dirty like I'm saying!
No, it's like you have shit on your pants!
Don't say things you don't know!
It's like everyone has pants in their hearts.
Everyone has pants in their hearts?!
I don't know if I have a dream or not...
What?! If you think about pants, you don't have a dream?!
I think so! I wish I had a lot of pants!
No, life is about pants.
How about my pants?!
What are you talking about?!
Don't point your finger at me!
It's sunny, isn't it?
How about your pants?!
Stop it!
The other day, I was reading a book in the bookstore...
It's been a while since I've seen a ugly guy like you...
You know, you were standing like this...
I think you're talking about that guy...
He was standing behind me...
Oh, you two are lovers!
Oh, you were standing like this?!
I thought you went away!
No, I've been here all along!
You're so sweet!
Let's go over there!
I went over there and saw you...
You're ugly!
Give me back what you said just now, Motaro!
You scared me, Motaro!
You know...
Don't say something so arrogant, Motaro!
A couple of ugly men and women talking about ridiculous things...
An ugly woman and an ugly man...
While they're licking each other's wounds...
They're saying ridiculous things!
You surprised me...
You're the only one I can see!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You scared me, Motaro!
Is that so?
You scared me!
Where did you see that?
You shouldn't say that!
You're saying that!
You shouldn't say that!
On the road...
On the bench...
You're saying that on the bench?!
You scared me...
You're right, you were saying something ridiculous...
An ugly woman...
Um...
No matter what you do...
Um...
It's a bit of a shock, isn't it?
Who? You?
I've never seen you like this before!
In the past...
There really was...
There really was an ugly man who didn't think he belonged in this world!
When I turned around...
He was there!
He was waiting for me!
He was waiting for you!
When I turned around...
He was there!
Um...
You...
You shouldn't have pooped!
Um...
If it's that bad...
It's not like this!
It's a very refreshing feeling...
How do you want your last name to be added when you die?
"Want"...
I've been trying to tell you that!
Um...
Usually, it's chosen by your name, isn't it?
How do you want yours to be added?
I have no idea at all about that.
It should have something to do with your last name...
Whether it's "c"...
Eh... Matsumoto... Something... Something...
It's your last name?
No! It's Matsumoto, for goodness sake!
You know, you just couldn't figure it out...
It was completely understood without understanding a word.
Me, well...
I'm a "Whisky cork"...
Whaaat?!
Idiot!
You're speaking English pretty well.
But your pronunciation is weak.
This "Whisky cork" is pretty strong.
Let's go with this one. This will make it easier for you.
"Nuts"...
This is good.
This will make it easier for you.
"Nuts" means "tiger".
But after you eat a "tiger" you can see it's deliciously swollen.
What is inside that swollen "tiger" and what did you put in it?
I think it's a reversal of thought.
What?
Not that you're swollen because you were bitten by a "tiger" but...
If you get bitten by a "tiger" does it shrink?
The whole thing shrinks apart from where you got bitten.
If you get bitten by a "tiger" like this...
The whole thing shrinks!
Normally, that wound is a "memory".
Before you get bitten...
But, you suck blood, right?
You suck blood and...
You suck it and...
You suck it and you get something out of it, right?
This is a "tiger" too!
If you stop doing that, no one will kill you, right?
It's like... "Chuuu!"
Hey, you can't do that!
It's like that.
If you want to stick your face in, it's like that.
Hmm, here it comes! Chuuu!
Hmm, you can't do that!
That's where you get killed, right?
That's right.
You can't do that!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
On the highway...
Huh?!
Ah!
How in the world is an old man on the highway in Ryogin-gyo coming all the way there?
I've seen that many times.
Eh, you're lying!
Why?
Someone sent me on a bus like a high-ace.
Ah, is that so?
Hmm?
Isn't it already over?
Yes!
It can't be helped.
This joke was funny, but what a shame.
How in the world is he coming?
Hmm?
What is it?
Hmm...
As expected, it's from Arjan-san.
How in the world is an old man on the highway in Ryogin-gyo coming all the way there?
He's coming in a wagon.
I've seen it before.
Macchan's team gets a penalty game!
"Thinking about the season, it was fun during the festival, right?" "That's right."
I think everyone was able to bring out that kind of atmosphere.
"And you took it as a penalty game?" "That's right."
I see.
So, Macchan's team, who lost,
can you make it like that?
I can't do it.
It's so annoying.
It's really, really annoying!
After all, the reason I lost the first round
"was this guy, right?" "That's right."
He should be good at singing and dancing.
"How many points did you get?" "57 points."
"57 points!" "I see."
Koba! Koba!
"How many points?" "52."
52?!
"Should we go to Yamanaki?" "Yes."
Okay, get ready.
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
You're having too much fun.
Who is that?
"It's a little heavy." "It's hot! It's hot!"
"It's really hot!" "Ah, it's hot!"
It's hot! It's hot!
It looks like I'm playing a penalty game.
Ah, it's hot!
It's hot!
"What is this?!" "It's hot!"
What is that?!
Producer, do you have a fan?
I want you to push me.
Should we raise our heads a little?
"Put it on." "Put it on."
Okay, you're up first.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! No!
I said 'no'!
"Please stand up again." "I'm stuck."
Okay, let's raise our heads a little.
Oh, this is nice. The second one is nice.
You're getting good at this, aren't you?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, raise your head.
Whoa!
Whoa, Eva!
Come on, everyone, let's do it!
It's the last part!
This is fun!
Super Saiyan!