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The great writer, the extreme hitter, Sir Man Ten!
Ten was very popular, wasn't he?
Is it still Ten?
Yes!
This time, Kagiki-chan. Shimoda Kagiki.
I'm Kamoza Shigeki.
Shimoda Kagiki-chan is a bit tough.
It's quite a fashion.
Today, I'm going to talk about fashion.
Is that so? I understand.
Deco or deco?
Deco.
Deco, deco, right?
Yes.
Grasp the elbow.
I'll give you 30 points for this.
Shall we try the legs?
I'll give you about 30 points for this.
Let's talk about the hip too.
The hip...
Let's give it about 20 points for the hip.
Ah, not a little.
A little, right?
I see.
And...
Put your finger in the hole in the nose.
Ah, this one.
What should we do with this one?
Let's make it a little higher.
That's right.
Let's make it 30 and 30.
Double and 60.
But...
What about this "bang" in the butt?
That's fine, but...
I'll give you 50 points for that.
Yes, yes.
Grasp the tongue.
I'll give you about 50 points for this.
What about the eyes?
The eyes?
The eyes...
20 points.
Double and 60.
Yes, yes.
What if you fold your fingers?
I'll give you about 50 points for this.
What if you take your high heels and throw them away?
That's quite something.
I'll give you about 200 points for this.
This time, we have invited Naoki Naoto's teacher, Kageki Shimoda.
As you can see, Kageki's fashion talk.
Let's get closer to Kageki's fashion.
Let's welcome Kageki Shimoda!
Hello, Kageki-san.
It's not good to drink alone like this.
That's right.
You're wearing it again today.
This is the summer version.
Is this the summer version?
Please sit down. Let's sit and talk.
You're wearing amazing shoes again.
I don't have socks, but...
Aren't you wearing a headband?
That's right.
Do you normally wear it like this?
Of course you can do it like this.
You can do it like this, but...
I want you to do it like this.
I want you to do it a little differently.
I'll say good morning.
Amazing.
I see.
Do you wear this color every day?
I wear it every day.
I wear it once every three weeks.
But I don't have a lot of time.
I've been wearing it for four weeks now.
How is it? Do you have piercings on your nose?
Do you have piercings on your nose?
I don't have piercings on my nose.
I don't like having piercings on my nose.
That's why I'm wearing earrings.
I'm wearing earrings around my neck.
Let me see it.
I was going to do it, but...
Sometimes you wear contacts.
Do you wear contacts?
I don't have them.
When I get old, I don't wear contacts anymore.
Is that so?
You can do whatever you like.
By the way, what is this material?
It's like a mirror.
You had it at home, didn't you?
I don't have it at home.
It's too big for me.
I'm sorry.
It's too big for me.
Is that so?
Turn it around.
You did a good job.
But you can't count how many versions you have, can you?
I don't have any versions of what I wore at the time.
I can't imitate anyone.
How many types of shoes do you have?
I think I have about 70 to 80 types of shoes.
Is that so?
I didn't mean to make you naked.
I didn't mean to do that.
Not at all.
I didn't mean to do that.
Health!
Is health okay?
Health is first and foremost a strong mind.
When I look down, I usually look up.
I always mess up.
Just today, I messed up.
What are you talking about?
If you think about it, both of you were hot- tongued.
Are you talking about me?
No, I'm not. I'm interested in many things.
I like you.
Let's see the results.
I'll go first.
Last time, I lost a lot of money.
805 points.
You lost 805 points even though you were late.
It was expensive for you to throw away your shoes.
That's right.
Let's see the results.
Actually, it's 1208 points.
It's only three digits.
1208!
It's 1208 points.
Is that so?
You won the second time.
Thank you.
It's worth chasing a bow.
Let me see it.
You put it in there.
Thank you, Kageki-chan.
Who is the guest of the third episode?
It's me.
It was a good day, wasn't it?
It was hot.
Old man!
But I don't like summer pâté.
Me neither.
Do you want tempura or anything else?
No, I'm a person who cooks meat in the morning.
That's what you think, right?
No, it's totally fine.
You heat up a plate of rice and put raw meat in it and eat it in the morning.
That's what you think, right?
I don't like it, but you shouldn't smoke in the morning.
Why?
Because you'll definitely have a runny nose in the morning.
No, no, no.
You'll have a runny nose!
You're doing that, aren't you?
The big rolling strategy.
Don't make it up.
You're using fish as a rod for your big rolling strategy.
It's not a big strategy.
I'm doing it with God's touch.
I'm not doing it with my hands hidden for a long time.
It's like that even after I get out of the bath.
Even though you've cleaned your head and body, this is the only part that's left.
But you do "fumfumfum" when you take a bath, don't you?
There's dirt you can't clean with that.
You do "gah"
If you do "gah", you get black sometimes.
You say "gah" and clean yourself.
It's like that in the morning too. When you wake up, you don't feel good.
If you do "gah", you feel good.
You feel good, don't you?!
Don't do it in front of me.
If you do "gah" today, I'll definitely violate my etiquette.
Why?!
Like a demon, I'll do "gah" for the rest of my life.
I won't even read books.
If you do "gah"
If you do "gah", I'll do "dundundun"
You're a big plan.
I'm a big plan. I'm leading a big plan.
Even at home, when you're watching TV and you're like "ah, this is annoying", and you're like "ah, it's here" and you're like "gah" at home, I won't do it.
I definitely won't do it.
When I'm in the way at home, I'll do "gah" at home.
You know, when you forget about it, it sticks to you and comes out.
Yeah, that happens.
That's a really bad memory.
What are you talking about?
What's so bad about it?
You don't know whether it's true or not, and you're like "gah" at home.
No, "dundundun" doesn't mean "gah" at home.
It doesn't mean "gah" at home.
There's "gah" at home too.
It doesn't mean anything.
But it's suddenly hot on earth.
Yeah.
Will it continue? This heat?
Yeah.
But you know, it's easy to have abnormal symptoms.
Yeah.
When I hear that, I get annoyed.
Why?
Abnormal symptoms? Abnormal symptoms?
It hasn't been decades since the drought.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is normal and different from before.
But you know, there's a lot going on now.
What?
Earthquakes are happening, and you know, there's something going on in the world.
Yeah.
But you know, it's summer and it's raining and there's typhoons.
You know, it's like a bomb that explodes all at once.
You know?
You've never had anything like that in your life.
What you've had is abnormal, right?
You're saying what you've had is real, right?
What are you talking about?
You're saying what you've had is real, right?
You're talking like Kenji Shimura.
What are you talking about? I don't know anymore.
Until last year, until last year's climate was abnormal, right?
If I tell you now, you'll say you don't know anymore, right?
That's enough.
You don't listen to me.
I'm listening.
What are you talking about? Until last year's climate was abnormal, right?
If I tell you now, you'll say you don't know anymore, right?
No one told you, right?
The other day, the Shinkansen was annoying, right?
Yes, that's right.
What?!
If you were riding it, you'd say it.
The Shinkansen is really annoying.
If you think about it, there's food inside the Shinkansen.
Why is it so expensive?!
The price... it's bad, it's bad.
I won't forgive you for that!
Why don't you buy it at the station or at home?
No, I have a different way of thinking!
I'm going to buy it for you!
I have a different way of thinking!
If you think about riding a Shinkansen, you can't eat it outside!
It's expensive, but you should buy it!
That kind of way of thinking is annoying!
During this time I was riding it and I was really hungry, but when I saw the price...
You're lying!
Expensive?!
What's with you?!
Are you looking at a trumpet?
You're exactly like a black man's father!
Shut up!
Do you want a hat?
It's true!
What are you doing?
What?
It's true! It's too expensive!
Even if the movie theater's self-defense is expensive, why can't you explain it to me so I can accept it?
It's a business, you know.
You can make money with one yen or ten yen, right?
What?
I mean, it's a business to show a movie theater a movie.
It's not a business for you to drink oolong tea.
No, it's not like I want to drink it and I want you to bring it to me, but I'll leave it there.
You know, I'm on a date with my girlfriend and you're bringing me a glass of barley tea.
It's a tradition, you know.
I don't know what's going on, but you're bringing it with you.
You're young and you want me to bring you a glass of barley tea?
I like it a lot, you know. You don't have to bring it with you.
No, no, no.
You're still going at it, huh?
No, no, I don't care about that.
I don't care about the timing, but if it goes wrong, I don't care about it.
It doesn't matter about the timing.
Even if it goes wrong, if I really don't care about it, I'll lose it first.
If you say it like that, you're freezing, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
If it goes in your stomach, like juice.
No, no, no.
You're freezing, aren't you?
No, no.
No, you're freezing, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not at all.
You're freezing, aren't you?
That's why I'm talking like this.
No, you can't hear me.
You're freezing, aren't you?
Yes.
I went to see a movie. I'll go get some juice before it starts.
My throat is dry.
You're freezing, aren't you?
Yes.
This snack is a little expensive, but you're freezing, aren't you?
I'll drink it.
You're freezing, aren't you?
I don't like you saying I'm cold. I don't want to say it, but I'm really like that.
So, being able to say expensive things are expensive is also a kind of courage, isn't it?
No, of course everyone can say it.
Everyone is embarrassed when you say expensive things are expensive.
No, even people like me say it.
I don't say it much.
Who says it?
What?
You say it, don't you?
What is it?
It's dirty.
Come back.
What is it?
How do you count wigs?
It's not that difficult.
Wigs, right?
It's not like you have to count them one by one.
That's why people in wig companies are like salarymen on the other side of the wind.
This month, there's already a lot of sales.
One person, three miles.
What do you mean miles?
So you can come back.
I don't know anything about that!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Ah, ah, ah...
You're talking nonsense.
Yes, yes, yes...
So, what do you think?
No, no, no...
Is it negative?
Negative?
No, no, no...
It's negative, isn't it?
One is enough, isn't it?
No, it's negative, isn't it?
You're saying weird things now, too.
You're going to die. It's typhoon.
Interesting...
What do you mean?
Ficto Megulus.
Don't talk like that!
Ficto Paschal.
Really?!
This is Ficto Paschal, isn't it?
Is it?
I'm sorry?
That's why it's coming like this.
I know how you feel.
It's coming like this, so it's like this, isn't it?
That's why I'm expressing this picture with Ficto Paschal.
Well, you know, this...
Yes, yes, yes...
The way you cut...
It's Ficto...
It's Ficto Paschal, when you subtract 100 from it.
Well, increase it by another 100.
This is 200.
Increase it by another 100.
It won't break!
This one is broken!
And then, like that...
I know, I know, I know that.
I know that. What would you do if you did one more?
I wouldn't do anything.
Decide!
It's difficult to find out, isn't it?
Shall we look for it?
What's that?
But it's in a cardboard box, isn't it?
I don't know if it's a cardboard box!
It's too complicated. It might bother the person in front of you.
It's not a box. It's just a paper bag.
It's just a normal paper bag.
If you put it in a box...
I'd like to see it.
You know, when you buy a washing machine or a refrigerator, it comes with something like this.
If it says "don't wipe it with thinner", the refrigerator...
The refrigerator will cry and die.
The refrigerator's face will turn black.
Because of the thinner.
I know, I know.
I'm sure there's a paper bag like that.
What's that?
A dryer?
Are you kidding me?
Let's not use a dryer!
I'm sure there's a paper bag like that.
Is that so?
If you put it in a box...
I've been wondering for a long time.
Don't miss it.
When you sell melon, why do you leave the top part?
Does it have any meaning? Please tell me.
Why do you have to cut it like this?
Well...
It's like this and you have to cut it like this.
That's right.
If you cut it like this, will it become a "T"?
It will, but you should leave only the round part.
Why? It's faster and slower if you cut it like this!
That's why you should leave only the round part.
You shouldn't cut the round part like this.
You shouldn't cut it like this.
That's not it. Melon is like this.
If you have a "T", you have to cut it like this.
Even if you cut it like this, you shouldn't cut it like this.
If you do that, it will be like this.
Why?
You don't have to do anything.
It's easy to cut if you cut it like this.
You can't do it like this, you can only do it like this.
Then you will stay like a plastic bottle.
Well...
Even if we don't cut it together, if we cut it like this, we can cut it like this.
It's the same thing if we do it like this.
That's not it.
No, it's not!
If it's the same if you cut it like this, you can only do it like this!
Why?
That's right! If you shake it like this, it won't come out!
That's why! If you shake it like that, you can't cut your ears off, so work slowly!
I want to put it in the box quickly! Quickly!
That's why you can't cut it like this!
That's not it.
What is it?
That's still...
Huh?
No, what do you mean "what is it"? What is it?
I'm saying, why do you have to leave out that bad guy?
I'm telling you, it's too early for that!
It's too early for you to cut your ears off!
You're blinding me!
If you're done here, you'll have to go over there!
The bus driver is waiting for you in the truck!
Get in!
No, no, no!
That's not it!
What is it?
It's easier to hold it like this!