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"Hitori Dachi Kikaku" Episode 3 "At Night In The Cemetery", "Hitori Dachi Kikaku", "Great Strategy To Kill Time"
We're in the cemetery.
Yes.
As you can see on the sign, "Hitori Dachi Kikaku" Episode 3 has already been aired.
I wonder if they'll show us something cooler today.
Well, even if you say that...
Well, up until now, you know, it was a little different.
Yes, yes.
This time, it's about guts.
It's a test of guts.
Anyway, tonight's star is Yamazaki-kun. Please come in!
Thank you.
Your voice is so low.
Who's this girl next to you?
Who's that?
It's Yagamashi.
Of course, it's pitch black over there.
Can you see it? Can you see it?
You can't see anything, can you?
It's pitch black. There's nothing there.
If you keep going past it, it'll become a landmark and a road sign.
The woman in the back is an old woman...
What are you talking about?
You know...
Yes.
If you go to the last point, you'll find an envelope.
Yes.
Take that envelope and go home.
You can't run away in the middle of it.
You can't be lazy.
You can run away, but you can't ever come back.
If you're going to run away, you should come here.
Where are you going?
I don't think Yoshimoto has a seat anymore.
Do your best. We'll be waiting for you here.
Do your best.
I'm scared, I'm scared!
It sounds like a rooster crowing.
It sounds like a dog.
It's going, it's going.
It looks bright.
Yes, infrared rays are amazing.
Wow, a dog is barking.
Is it a real dog?
What's wrong with you? I was surprised.
The dog's face was really funny.
Why did you run away?
It's funny.
That face is scary.
I'm scared of dogs too.
I'm sorry, but why did you run away?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Who do you think you're talking to?
What are you doing on TV?
Who do you think you're talking to?
I'm going over there.
Over there!
What's going on?
No, I'm just worried.
Then you're responsible for this!
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
What are you waiting for?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Yamazaki!
Yamazaki?
Why are you so tall?
Am I tall?
No, you're looking down.
Yamazaki?
Don't take off your socks.
Yamazaki?
You're messing with me!
You're really messing with me!
You can't take off your socks.
Socks?
If you take off your socks, you'll disappear.
That's right.
You can't take off your socks, so you can't bully me.
That's funny.
Is that why you're like that?
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
You're not normal.
You should have called me.
You're not normal.
That was tough.
Let's go home.
Sorry about that.
I have an idea.
For now...
Let's go to Ikebukuro station.
I have an idea.
That's not what we're doing.
There's not many customers today, is there?
There's not many and it's more crowded than usual, isn't it?
Well, it's fine.
I'm sorry, I was just spacing out for a bit.
Why?
The engine's not working properly, so I came to check it out.
No, I'm not.
Wait a minute!
Is this fashionable?!
What's with you?! You're a fashionable talent, and it seems you're making a lot of money.
Stop it.
It seems you're making quite a fortune.
No, it's not like that...
I thought you were different, but...
Well, it's fine. There are times like that.
It's just that I can't play with cars.
Oh, that's right.
There's also talk of raising the speed limit, right?
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it's 600 yen now, right?
Yes.
I'll make it 700 yen.
Well, even if you do it, you can't help but ride it even if you say it.
If you think about it, you should make it low- speed, right? High-speed, right?
You... you're a high-paying sushi restaurant.
No, you should definitely do that!
But you know what I think?
An old man at the window telling me to make money low-speed...
I'm hungry, so let's do it for about 2000 yen.
"2000 yen?!" "What?!" He said.
He's crazy!
No, I... I would do it like that, but...
No, you might be like that, but not everyone...
No, that's why I'm writing it down below, the current price.
Oh, it's going to change, right?
Of course it will!
An old man at the window telling me to make money low- speed, right?
Oh, it's an old man's request, right?
That's right!
Is there such a thing?!
No, but next time, you should make it low-speed, right?
Ah, Ahmat-chan, 5000 yen!
That's right!
You're going to explain it properly before it goes up, right?
Of course!
It's low-speed for now, it's low-speed for now.
Well, you should do that.
That's right!
If you don't do it, it'll go crazy!
I've been up there once, though.
Without knowing it!
Hama-san, you were up there, right?
You were up there, right?
There was a red box, right?
Without knowing it...
No, wait, wait...
Before that...
Before that, I was building a dirty mamaron.
And behind it, it looked like I was making something new, but...
When it went up...
There was an empty box.
I had even prepared some money, but I didn't have any old man.
"Ah, it's raining today," I thought.
And then!
I was standing right next to it!
But I ended up like this, too!
I was riding at the same time as you, but I ended up like this, too!
You're lucky today!
You're lucky!
No, it's not like that.
You know my circuit?
I've been speeding up and taking pictures over and over again, but you've never sent me a picture, right?
It's not all in there.
It's only the flash.
It doesn't respond to speed, does it?
That's right.
One time, I was angry and got hit.
It was crazy.
It was my friend's friend.
I got angry and got out of the car.
I had a stone, so I took the stone and threw it.
It responded with that stone and said, "Umbrella!"
No matter how many days have passed, you've sent me a picture like this!
That's right!
The police called me and said, "Look at this!"
I said, "Damn it!"
You're making me mad!
I'm serious!
No, you're not!
I've never been mad!
But you took it beautifully!
That's kind of you, isn't it?
Who came up with the idea of taking a picture like that?
You've never taken it before?
I've been in a taxi once.
I was in a taxi and you were in it and you were in a good mood.
Is that right?
You were flying and there was nothing wrong with that.
But it was hard, wasn't it?
Then you suddenly...
You took a picture and went blue.
I went blue!
Then you started talking so much...
You're crazy!
That's not crazy!
You're a businessman.
Once you do it...
It's cheap, it's expensive...
That's right.
I say it a lot, but...
Don't drive like you're cheating.
You're cheating, aren't you?
Be quiet.
That's right. "Be quiet."
Be quiet.
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Be quiet.
Make some noise.
Don't make fun of me!
I'm serious!
No, you're funny, young man.
It's like that.
It's not good for young people.
What are you talking about?
No, I'm serious.
You're not taking a break, are you?
What do you mean?
You work hard, don't you?
It's not like that.
I can't sleep, I can't sleep.
You can't sleep because of that?
Sometimes, after I'm done, I say, "How many people have you done so far?"
No, I haven't done that much.
How many people do you think you've done?
Well, if it's you, 30 people is not cheap.
Is that okay?
Well, I guess you could say that.
Oh, you can't say that!
No, no, it's a lie.
But girls do what they do, don't they?
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing for mothers, isn't it?
When I was young, I used to say that a lot.
But you were beautiful when you were young, weren't you?
Thank you.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Bathroom!
Oh, my head hurts.
A while ago, Matsumoto-san said that the person who made the phone call was Bell.
When I heard that, I was convinced and at the same time, I had one question.
Was it Chuck who made it or was it Fasner-san?
Oh, I'd like to know that.
But it's really like that.
It's like that for everyone, isn't it?
The name of the person who made it is...
Maruyama of Maruyama Vaccine.
No, I know that.
Anyone would know that.
That's not it.
You're telling me to say what's written on the cover now, aren't you?
You guys are really stupid, aren't you?
Chuck E. H. Fasner.
What?
E. H. is what?
The minister has many names.
The minister has three or four names.
Right? So there are people called Chuck and Fasner.
So you use both of them.
I use both of them in that case.
That's it. It's not a complicated story, it's nothing.
It's a very simple story.
Is that so?
Yes, it's like that for everyone.
Even if you say "everyone", isn't everyone different?
Like, "sandwich", "sandwich" is what you make.
What?
That's just what everyone says they know.
You've never said that everyone doesn't know.
Why not? I know everything.
No one trusts Chuck and Fasner.
Look it up. Look it up.
I will look it up.
That's safe.
What are you talking about?
What?
That's right.
What is that white tube on the back of the bike you're riding on?
That's why I have a ticket in there.
What?
I have a ticket in there.
Don't talk about the police and yakuza like that!
What are you learning?
I see.
Was there something like that before?
The guy in the car with the case said "what's in there?"
That's like riding on the Shinkansen.
The handbrake.
Remember it before you ride it!
It's not like that!
If you drive while looking at it like that...
If you look at it like that...
If you turn on the cooler and stove in the same room, will it be warm or cold?
It feels good.
It feels really good.
You know, I don't know if you believe me or not, but when it rains...
It rains in this area, it rains in that area, but it doesn't rain in this area.
Have you ever stood in front of it?
I've never stood in front of it, but I've seen it.
You know...
I've never stood in front of it, but I've seen it.
So what I'm saying is not that unusual.
I've never seen it, sorry!
No, no, no, I'm even more amazing.
Oh, really?
Oh, let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say it.
So...
I'm not wet at all in this area.
No, I'm serious!
I can't stand it anymore.
No way!
No, I'm serious!
Wait! I can't make up stories like this anymore!
No, no, no...
No, I'm serious!
Yes, yes, yes...
I'm really wet in this area! I'm not wet in this area at all!
That's good, that's good.
No, no, no...
It's always like this!
Don't do it!
No, I'm serious!
It's always like this!
Go to the side!
No, it's funny! I'm the only one wet in this area!
It's always like this, but you should go one step to the side!
Oh, come on...
What's that? Were you walking alone?
Yes, I was walking alone.
But no one saw you, right?
No one saw me.
No one saw you, right?!
No one saw me.
Understood!
Yeah...
I have a lot of stories that you don't believe in.
But it doesn't matter.
I've known it for a long time.
One day, when I was in elementary school, I came back from school and...
What is that?!
You look so scared!
What should I do?!
This is the real story!
I came back from school and...
This is the real story!
Understood!
Especially this one!
Listen carefully!
Right?
The man was...
Shut up!
Do it!
As long as you're alive...
Shut up!
I came back and...
There was a shed!
And there was an animal I've never seen before!
Goodbye!
Let's meet again!
This is the real story!
You're lying!
An animal I've never seen before!
What did it look like?
Your face doesn't matter, does it?
It's brown and long!
What do you mean by "long"?
It's long like this!
That's not what you said!
It's long enough for me to ride on it!
Look at the shed!
It's Japanese style!
You're stupid!
It's Japanese style!
It's like this!
You're making it up now!
It's the real story!
Your Japanese is getting better and better!
There's a shed!
It's like this!
That's not possible!
You were saying "haaah" and looking at me you were saying "haaah"
That's not possible!
What are you talking about?
You know, it's like a shed!
Hurry up and say it!
You're increasing it little by little!
The transparent wings are like this...
It's transparent?!
Like a shed!
That's not possible!
It's like a tail!
Ah, it's like a tail!
It's like a tail!
What is that?!
It's like a whale's tail!
Good morning!
You came all the way here?!
Oh!
You!
You saw that in the Showa era!
Shut up!
Because of me, because of this gag...
You're the one who made it!
It's true...
It's really true!
You broke it like that!
What happened?
You said "uwaaah" today!
He said "uwaaah" too!
No matter what you do, you'll hit the shed!
He said "uwaaah" too!
Both of you are like this!
You...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We stare at each other like this!
Yeah!
Not a step is taken!
We look at each other like this!
And he's like...
Is that what you're doing?!
No...
Then what is it?!
It's hot water!
Oh, it's hot water!
I'm scared!
But you shouldn't look at hot water!
Yeah, you shouldn't look away!
If you look at hot water you'll be killed!
Yeah!
We look alike!
And he's like...
Yeah!
What is that?!
I shouldn't lose either!
Yeah!
Did you do it?!
We stare at each other like this!
Yeah!
I shouldn't do it anymore!
Yeah!
It's time!
Good morning!