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Today's competition is...
I'm having a backache.
Really?
Yes.
I can win...
But I don't have the strength...
You said it with confidence.
You were doing it with confidence, right?
Yes.
You shouldn't do it like that.
Really?
Yes.
I did it twice.
I did it like this.
Like this.
The rule is simple.
Three times.
Is three times enough?
Yes.
How long should we start?
About 120cm.
120cm...
I lost twice in a beret roll.
It's dangerous.
I lost twice and fell over here.
You should do it yourself.
It's a punishment game if you lose.
Of course.
We won't say it here.
Yes.
We will keep it a secret.
I see.
We will announce it in the end.
Yes.
Let's start!
Matsumoto vs. Hamada.
10th match.
Running or jumping?
How will it be?
First, Hamada. First jump, 1m20cm, nervous face.
This is easy and clear. He can still afford it.
Next, Hitashi Matsumoto.
In front of him, Hamada clears and there is pressure.
1m20cm tall and well-traveled, this is also easy and clear.
1m30cm.
Can he jump like that?
Now, Hamada, 1m30cm.
Oh, it's over.
Until now, there is a lot of competition.
There is pressure not to lose.
Now, he measures the timing again.
This is over.
1m30cm jump.
Hamada hits the ground.
It's a little cold.
Now, Matsumoto, he clears it in one try and wants to stand out.
He clears it with a B-flat.
Matsumoto of the debut role, he can still afford it.
Now, in the midst of competition, he tries it for the second time.
Now, will he be able to make a moving slow?
This is close.
The bar is raised by one meter and thirty-five centimeters.
How was it just now? Was it easy?
Was it good?
Ouch!
Now, can he show a jump that exceeds his potential? One meter and thirty-five centimeters.
Hamada's first try!
The timing doesn't match!
Steady and firm. His nervousness is stagnant.
Now, one more try!
He fell! Is this Hamada's limit?
Is this Hamada's limit? Is this Hamada's limit?
It's quite high!
Matsumoto advances to the top!
1.35m!
It's his first attempt!
He succeeds!
Matsumoto used to be called "the high jumper kid".
1.35m, Hamada's second attempt.
Now, Hamada has taken the lead. What strategy will he show us?
He has taken the lead. It's a head-to-head fight!
The bar goes up by 1.40 meters.
Will Hamada be able to defeat Matsumoto with his new jump?
Oops! His foot hit it! This is a failure!
Now, Matsumoto has lost his mental calmness. He would like to clear this in one go.
Nice jump!
Have you ever seen Matsumoto's serious expression like this before?
He cleared the 1.40 meter jump with his guts!
Now, Hamada's second attempt!
Will he be able to catch up with his new jump's timing?
He went into a runaway!
Again, a failure!
So close!
This time's jump is just like before...
Matsumoto prays that he won't fly, and it seems like he won't have a chance anymore.
Now, Hamada, even if you cry or laugh, this is your last try!
You can do it!
Now, it's a jump of fate!
He's in the lift!
Tsunba!
I don't know. But I lost.
Your way of jumping is amazing.
I'm worried about you.
The third one was your head.
I couldn't connect my head.
That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Bye!
THE END
What was that at the end? Did you want to see the stick?
Why didn't you go and see it with your pants down?
You were looking like this, weren't you? You were looking at it until the end.
Did you want to see it? Are you looking at the stick?
In any case, you lost, so you won't say the punishment here, will you?
You won't say it here, will you?
It's in this house's ass, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see. Can I look at this video?
It's like this in this ass and like this in that ass.
Even more manly, J-ONES...
What did you see today?
What?
The wide show.
Most of all...
Shinkase Taishou.
Has it finally come out, Shinkase Taishou?
Shinkase... Kase... Shinkase Taishou, is what it says.
When that "kase" came out, it was "gansou kase taishou".
It was like "genius idiot".
After all, Shinkase Taishou has two horizontal lines here.
That's two lines in Kamen Rider!
Well, well...
It will be different.
I don't know.
Well...
It's like this...
Everyone is here, right?
Speak clearly!
What the hell are you talking about?!
Everyone is like this...
Oh, you're here, right?
Come on, speak clearly!
What the hell are you talking about?!
I said, what the hell are you talking about?!
I didn't say anything!
This brat!
This bastard and that bastard...
Who are you?
Who else are you?
Other than me.
You're here, right?!
What do you want?
There are a lot of customers...
Well, even if there are customers, we can't make any money.
It's like this, right?
Everyone's laughter is absolutely unified, right?
Even if everyone laughs wildly...
At first, the two of them didn't laugh.
That probably didn't fit in with it.
But it's different for everyone to have their own way of laughing.
Sometimes you can't stand it because you're the only one who's funny.
The other day, I was sitting by the window while I was on the plane.
When you get off the plane and you land...
What's with your neck?
You can't get off like that.
When you land and you go "fwaaah", you can't stop.
You go "pakaaaah" here, right?
This "haaaaaah" you're making...
Whoa! What's this?!
It's so funny, but no one thinks it's funny like that.
It's only me.
Yeah, I bet.
Why?
What's wrong with you?
I'm the one who's flying! I'm the one who's "fwaaah" flying!
You go "fwaaah" and fly.
Then you go "fwaaah" and "fwaaah" and you can't stop! You can't stop!
You go "haaaaaah" like that!
It's funny!
For me, it's not funny at all.
Oh, really?
I wonder...
Well, it depends on the person.
It's funny in a way.
Now, let's go home.
You're so cool!
I didn't say anything!
Why?
Why did you come out and not say anything?
No, no...
Today, as a special version of "Gaki no Tsukai",
let's stand up one by one and talk about something funny.
Okay?
Like a newcomer!
It would be nice if we could stand up one more time and talk about something funny.
I'm serious! I'm tired of talking about it!
I heard on the news that the Japanese language is getting worse and worse.
If you don't return to your original beautiful language,
the language of young people is getting worse and worse.
I'm sick of it!
I don't care if it's getting worse and worse.
I don't care!
I have my own particular way of doing things.
You know...
They say that there are only two times in a century.
We have to protect it.
Then why don't we protect it?
What's wrong with you?
There are only two times in a century.
Why don't we protect it?
I don't care!
What do you think?
It's funny.
I know!
There are only two times in a century.
Why don't we protect it?
If we do that, there will be more and more times in a century.
There will be a lot of times in a century!
You are too cute!
Even if you are a deer, you are only like a fool!
There are only two times in a century.
What do you think?
I don't care!
Even if you are a deer, you are only like a fool!
There are only two times in a century.
I don't care!
It stinks!
Why?
Why does it stink?
There are only two times in a century!
I don't care!
I don't know anything!
I don't care!
What is this?
I said I would go, but you said you would come.
What is this?
I know you are protecting him, but you are protecting him too much.
You are making a system.
It's fine. We are monkeys.
Kamehen! Kamehen!
You are funny.
You are making a system.
You are sleeping on the bench.
It's rare to see you sleeping on the bench.
You are a panda.
It's rare to see you sleeping on the bench.
I wasn't born with it.
Pandas were born with it.
They were born little by little.
That's amazing.
It's not amazing.
You are cute, but you are not cute.
You are cuter.
I'm not cute.
You are cute.
You are cuter than pandas.
You are cute.
I have a friend who is very funny.
Wow!
Wow! That's wow!
He doesn't know about it.
I don't want him to know about it.
I can't think about his feelings.
Are you close to him?
I know him.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
I see.
Speaking of which...
What?
Are you kidding me?
It's an important gift from a fan.
Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
This is often the case that he doesn't know.
That's right.
There are many people who don't know.
Like Wakiganon.
I'm sure there are some people who don't know.
I think there are about ten people who don't know.
Let's just say it.
If there is someone from Wakiganon around you,
you may not be able to say it.
I'm Wakiganon.
Let's just say it.
Tomorrow at ten o'clock.
Why didn't you say it earlier?
It's Wakiganon.
Why didn't you say it earlier?
It doesn't change anything.
At six o'clock.
At six o'clock in the evening.
Tomorrow is Sunday's broadcast,
so it's six o'clock on Monday evening.
If there is someone from Wakiganon around you,
just at six o'clock,
I'm Wakiganon!
And clap your hands.
Clap your hands.
At six o'clock.
At six o'clock in the evening.
Wakiganon will be revealed.
If it's someone from Wakiganon around you,
you may not be able to say it.
It doesn't change anything.
I'm Wakiganon!
Let's just say it.
At six o'clock.
At six o'clock in the evening.
You decided it.
Let's say it.
At six o'clock in the evening.
What is it?
It's funny!
Don't say "Hokkaido" and "upper lip" and "lower lip".
Hokkaido.
Even if you say it normally, "upper lip" and "lower lip" don't go together.
Hey, hey! Get out of my way!
Hey, hey! Let me go! Let me go!
What?
Let me go!
I told you to let me go!
What's wrong with you?
It looks like you had a hard time before the high jump.
What do you mean "it looks like"? You and me.
Are you practicing?
No, I'm not.
How was the high jump?
I don't know. I'm a junior in high school, but it was pathetic.
What?
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
It's not enough for back flips.
Exactly.
What if we do it like this?
What do you mean?
But we lost, so we have to do it.
If you don't do it, I won't let you go.
Is it still flying?
No, it's not!
Ebiyan, come here.
Ebiyan!
Ebiyan, come here.
What?
Ebiyan, come here.
Come here?
Ebiyan, come here!
Come here?
Come to the site! Ebiyan, come here!
Come here!
Ebiyan, come here!
You don't like him?
I don't like him!
Get out of here!