AISubs v3.4
I will not give up!
Well, we said it was the first time, but we can think of it as the second time, right?
Yes, yes, yes. Last time, Mr. Yamazaki...
Mr. Yamazaki's ratings for us, when we were at our peak, exceeded 20%.
Really?
Yes.
This time, it's Jimmy-san.
It's Jimmy-san, so it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's more than "one room under the roof".
It's safe.
Let me introduce you right away.
It's Jimmy-san!
Thank you for having me.
It's written here, but I'm older than you.
To be precise, you're older than us.
No, it's not like that.
Well, this is an image project, so we'd like you to go back to your original image.
It's an image video.
We won't show you a strong Jimmy-chan.
My job will change, won't it?
No, it won't change at all.
There must be a lot of things you've been looked down upon, right?
Yes, I was riding a new car, and I got smacked in the head from above.
That won't happen anymore.
Why do you say that?
If we do this project today, it won't happen at all.
Really?
It won't happen at all.
Let's end it here.
Jimmy's image is sharp.
It's okay if it's sharp, right?
Yes, it's okay.
That's why we made the video.
Hello.
Are you Nijibori-san?
I'm Jimmy's manager, Jimmy Oniji.
Yes.
Are you Nijibori-san?
Yes.
You're always so beautiful.
You always make mistakes.
Right?
What does Mama Rie mean to you?
Well, she's...
Jimmy's image is sharp.
It's sharp.
She's the only one who can stop it.
Mama Rie is the only one.
Please stop it.
You're always so beautiful.
What are you doing?!
Give me a gun.
Stand up!
Good morning.
It's late.
What?
It's late.
It's similar to an hour ago.
Is it a little late?
It's not late.
Hey, do you have any oolong tea?
Oolong tea?
Yes.
Go and get it yourself.
I don't want oolong tea.
It's good.
Hey, give me another bowl of rice.
Give me another bowl of rice!
What are you doing?
Do it again!
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me.
You're late.
Yes, you're right on time.
I heard it's six o'clock.
Yes, I heard it's six o'clock.
I saw it on TV.
What?
On TV.
What?
I saw it on TV.
I saw it too.
I'm sorry.
It was cold.
You don't have a car now, do you?
You can go home by train.
By train?
Yes, by train.
Hey.
What?
Did you take another bowl of rice?
Yes, I did.
I'm not in the mood for this.
Don't talk to me like that.
Do you have a cold?
Don't talk to me like that.
I'm angry too.
What's wrong with you?
Don't talk to me like that.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you mad?
What's with you?
You look like you're serious.
If you hit me, I'd grab you like this.
Take it off!
I'd cut you like this.
And then I'd hit you like this.
Get up, you bastard!
You don't have a temper, do you?
Right?
It's none of your business.
I'm not asking you for a favor.
What do you want me to do?
Take it off!
I'm your senior.
Take it off!
What's going on?
I've been listening to you.
Get up!
Everybody, get up!
Take it off!
You're my senior.
You called me "Jimmy."
You called me "Hao."
You grabbed me like this.
You hit me like this.
What are you thinking about?
Matsumoto?
Yes.
You're older than me.
You're making a fool of me!
I'm sorry.
I'll teach you a lesson!
Hey!
Get me some juice!
Matsumoto, get me some juice!
Yes.
What do you want me for?
Hey, you!
What do you want me for?
No!
What do you want me for?
I'm not in the mood.
What do you want me for?
You, too!
What are you doing here?
You know I can't go home.
I want to do business with you sometimes.
Get out of my sight!
What are you doing hiding?
Get out of my sight!
Turn up the fire!
Turn up the stove!
I told you to turn up the stove every week!
Both meat and eggs!
Right?
We need salesmen, too!
Get out of my sight!
You're making too much noise!
Be honest! Be honest!
You know I'm always angry, don't you?
Tell me.
Who are you angry with?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
That's enough!
What?
Apologize!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry.
I can't take it anymore.
What?
I can't take it anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello!
It's been a while since we had a set like this.
I see.
It's amazing.
But it doesn't cost much.
It doesn't cost much, but the design is good.
That's right!
That's a lie!
Are you lying?!
Your health is bad...
It's hard to rely on you...
I'm glad you like me.
We need to talk about the meeting...
You'll talk about it in spring...
You didn't come out in last week's opening.
What are you looking at? You were there!
Maybe it's because the brass band didn't come out.
Usually you come out a lot, but you didn't come out at all that day.
Actually, I don't really do things like that in public.
Why did you come out now?
It's like we're friends.
It's my first time seeing you.
It's my first time seeing you, but when I look at you...
Your family background... Your personality...
It's really good. You're really good.
- Really? - You're really good.
I have a boyfriend like you in front of me. He's an only child.
You have six brothers?
You were better than me just now.
- Six brothers? - Yes, six brothers.
Oh, really?
- Are they your own children? - Yes.
You're really lucky. You should have been born.
- Oh, I see... - But you're a beautiful woman, aren't you?
When you didn't come out, I saw you in your underwear.
My sister isn't very beautiful, but...
When you didn't come out, I saw you in your underwear.
Well...
- You know... - What?
When you have a sister at home...
For example, you have a girlfriend...
But you have a brother...
And your brother knows everything about you.
He knows everything about you.
I've seen you eating flowers and stuff like that.
But your husband doesn't know anything about you, does he?
I don't know you're making that face.
I've seen you eating flowers and stuff like that.
But your husband doesn't know anything about you, does he?
I don't know you're making that face.
You were in the mountains, weren't you? You've been peeking around like this.
Since then, that mirror hasn't been moving much.
Well, I've seen you doing all kinds of things.
I don't like talking to people like my girlfriend's boyfriend.
I don't like it either.
I was in high school when I was the most drunk.
I didn't like talking to my parents, and I didn't like girls.
When I was in second or third year of high school, I didn't like smoking and doing all kinds of things.
Then my sister got married and my husband came and I got a tie for the first time in a while.
Oh, it looks good on you.
Oh, it's good.
Hey, stand up, stand up, show me.
Oh, it's good.
It's good, isn't it, Ota-san?
I'm sorry, Ota-san.
What did you say when you got married?
Sister...
Immediately!
Did you step on something or something, Ota-san?
I was really surprised.
It was amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing.
Even your hair.
No, no, no.
It looks exactly like you.
You should put that on TV for once.
This is...
So I said, "Oh, thank you for always taking care of me," and I put on my kimono.
I knew it from the moment I saw it.
Even before I was greeted, I said, "I'm Nanbara's sister."
She said, "Oh, I guess you are."
That's not true! That's not true!
That sister is amazing.
No matter how many siblings you have...
You don't have to say it like that.
It's true.
When I was walking all the way from over there, I thought it might be a violist's cancan.
But, you know...
When you have a celebrity in your family...
It's sad, isn't it?
Nan-chan's sister wouldn't normally laugh at you.
She knows you and she's watching you, so she'll laugh at you!
That's right.
She'll laugh at you!
She hugged me.
You hugged me.
No, I think I hug you more than you do.
I see.
Well, you know me. I have a name and I belong to an accounting firm.
I do have money, you know.
Well, I have a dollar, too.
Well, I don't have cash, but I do have 50,000 yen.
I don't have anything from you.
No, I don't have 50,000 yen, either.
Oh, you do have 50,000 yen.
Oh, you do?
No, you do have 60,000 yen.
Well, you know, I do have 50,000 yen, but I don't have anything from you.
I didn't steal it anymore.
That's a big nuisance for me!
Anyway, you two can have it.
No, you two can have it!
It's annoying when you change it for me!
Why don't you eat the barmkuchen for your wedding party?
Well, it's not decided yet.
But you eat barmkuchen a lot, don't you?
Well...
Why don't you eat barmkuchen?
And also, like, aritayaki.
Aritayaki?
People do that a lot, don't they?
At weddings.
Even if you're an amateur, you give them some money and ask them to leave, don't you?
It's like you, isn't it?
With only one telephone card.
What do you mean, "only one telephone card"?
And it's 50 degrees!
And you two are wearing a do-up!
We don't need that!
You don't need it?
We don't need it, do we?
No, you don't.
But you're wearing a do-up.
When I saw you, you were wearing 100,000 yen.
What?
It's true, you idiot!
With 100,000 yen, you're wearing a telephone card and a do-up.
You don't need it, do you?
You're celebrating, and you're wearing a do-up!
But...
A telephone card, you know...
If it's like that, you know...
A normal-looking telephone card will do.
You and your stupid couple!
With a telephone card like that...
If it's like that, you know...
I bought it with 100,000 yen.
My dad accepted it.
I told him, "Come back, you idiot!"
Come back, do-up!
He came back.
I looked at him and it was a do-up!
I don't know if you call it a do-up or not...
Do-up, do-up, do-up!
I'm coming back.
You know, a normal-looking one like that...
It doesn't exist, does it?
Well, there are many kinds of do-ups, but...
After all, you know...
The one I had to catch at once was a do-up.
Th-that brat!
He was wearing a do-up and I said, "That's enough!"
That's enough.
I get it, spit it out!
Yeah.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter.
I looked at him and...
He was wearing a silver high-heel!
And...
Do-up!
He was wearing a silver high-heel and...
Do-up!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
It doesn't matter.
Hey, do-up!
What's wrong with you?!
He ignored me.
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Today...
You know...
Even if you jump high, you'll get sick.
Well, the result is...
Well, if you look at the picture...
When you take an ID photo of your driver's license or passport...
What should the people of Katsuran do?
Just leave it as it is, right?
What do you mean, "just leave it as it is"?
You can put it back in, right?
You can't do that, can you?
Why not?!
Because it'll look weird.
Weird?!
Your face won't change like that!
Your face will stay as it is!
Shut up!
When you take a picture of your driver's license...
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You're all lined up...
If you sit down, you win. If you stand up, you win.
When you take a picture of your driver's license...
You know what I'm talking about, right?!
You don't have that much time for a driver's license!
I'll change my license next month or so.
Can I wear a headscarf at that time?
Can I?
How can I wear a headscarf with a driver's license?!
If you say so, I'll do it.
But you're taking a picture of your driver's license...
People who wear a headscarf are troubled in some way.
That's right!
You're wearing a headscarf to hide it.
That's right!
And you know what?
For example, if you get a nosebleed and say "I don't like it" because of an accident...
If you take off your noseglasses...
You know what?
As a human being...
Some people think that you don't know...
And you're hiding it from them.
No!
You don't know!
What are you saying?!
You!
You look worse than me!
Idiot!
You don't know!
You know that you don't know!
You look bad!
But you can't even take it off in front of your wife!
If your wife doesn't know...
In Japan...
She won't know!
Of course she won't know!
She won't know...
I don't know...
I don't know what you're thinking...
You know, I was in a commercial...
And I had to make a kid ride a roller coaster...
Kids are normal...
And they hold their heads up high...
I'm not like you, but if I was like you...
I'd probably do this...
If I had a little hand like you...
But you know, I don't have a child or anything like that...
It's dangerous, you know, if you don't bring it somewhere...
It's hot, you know...
It's unstable, you know, unstable...
Ah!
That... That person is like that, you know?
He's gone now, but...
That's how it is, you know?
Ah, I see...
You have to knock properly in the teacher's room, you know?
"Teacher!" and you go in...
It's a big deal, you know...
At that time, in the room...
Um, you know...
That's right...
The teacher...
The teacher, you know...
There's a mannequin on his neck, right?
Ah, you're covering it up...
He was riding it...
And writing "****", apparently...
Good evening!
Yes?
This is...
The beret.
Ah...
And you know...
Once, the teacher...
Um...
You know...
There must be a few shells, right?
And you know...
The teacher is going somewhere...
And you know...
The assistant is cleaning up...
Teacher, where are you going?!
And you know...
The teacher's desk is dirty!
Teacher?!
Don't ask me!
Don't answer me!
And you know...
The assistant is like this, you know...
Don't get mad at me!
There are a lot of people like that in the entertainment world, you know...
You know...
And you know...
Um...
You know...
There are people who quit recently, you know...
Ah, is that so?
Yeah...
Is that possible?
But it wasn't that bad before, right? It was partially bad, right?
Yes.
No, even makeup artists, when they fix it like this, they say "Hey, isn't it off?"
It's true, it's true.
No, it's really bad.
No, no, really, really.
Who else is there?
No, there are a lot of people.
Yeah.