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I don't know how to use it. This is a wadaben.
In the next episode of "how to use it or not"
Chikiriki!
Matsumoto won't lend Hamada 3,000 yen!
Decisive plan!
Wadaben beats him!
How many points will he get?
Now, you finally got 3,000 yen back.
No, it's not like that.
I didn't borrow it!
So, what are we going to do?
So, today, in this game...
Yes.
Let's settle it.
Today, wadaben-san...
Yes.
Has come as a guest.
Today, wadaben-san will cut the TV.
Yes.
Let's talk about the TV.
Yes.
But, in the talk, we will...
Yes.
For example, wadaben-san will touch his body...
Or, we will hit him.
We will hit him.
Yes.
And we will get points.
First of all...
The easiest place to hit is...
Here.
We will attack from behind.
I will give you one point.
This is easy.
This is really easy.
After all, the head is...
It's important.
It's important, so...
I think I can do it like this.
Well, yes.
How about pulling his hair?
That's a gold card!
This is one point, but...
I will give you 30 points for the little hip next to you.
Well, like this...
Like this...
Ben!
How about this?
It's a little uncut.
It's 10 points, right?
Well, it's a long talk, but...
Ben!
Try it again.
Ben!
It's a little uncut, right?
It's uncut, yes.
So, this is also a big point.
I see.
I will give you 30 points.
30 points.
How about hitting from behind?
How about a nose hook?
This is like a bonus.
After all, 50 points...
You can do it, right?
What?
Is there such a talk?
If you start a talk all of a sudden, it will be messed up.
In the first half of the talk, I will talk normally.
I see.
While pulling out the charm of Ben Wadaben...
From some point of my heart...
For three minutes...
Well...
I think you have tea.
Yes, yes.
I will drink it all up.
Yes.
I will drink it all up.
From the moment you drink it up...
For three minutes?
For three minutes!
In the meantime...
I will give you a bonus.
A bonus?
On the contrary, you should not reach for it.
You want to reach for it, don't you?
But for me...
You want to reach for it, don't you?
That's right!
If you reach for it before you drink it up...
You will get minus points.
Oh!
You will start from minus points.
[Today's Guest]
3... 2...
- Good evening, everyone. - Good evening.
- Today, we came in seriously. - That's right.
- Today, we have invited our guest, Wada Ben-san. - Yes.
- To listen to the current TV. - That's right.
- Well, I think we can have a very meaningful conversation. - I see.
- That's what I think. - Is that so?
- But let's get started. - Yes.
- Today's guest is Wada Ben-san. Please come in. - Thank you.
- Wada Ben-san, right? - Yes.
- You should say "Wada Poop" again. - Yes.
- It's the same thing. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes. - Oh, I see.
- I think you two are wearing different clothes today. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - What do you mean?
- Shouldn't you wear more gowns or jackets? - Oh, really?
- Downtown. - What?
- Right? - No, no, no.
- Downtown is fine. - Oh, they fought.
- Oh, you have high points.
- Even if you say you'll turn off the TV, let's talk roughly. - Yes.
- You have to turn it off, right? - Oh, really?
- The TV. - Do you turn off the TV? - Yes.
- Then you two are wearing different clothes. - Oh, really?
- What do you mean? - You should wear more "kilting" clothes.
- You don't know anything about the show. - Oh, really?
- Right? - Oh, I see.
- Please sit down. - Oh.
- You have a greedy face. - Oh, really?
- You don't look at the mirror. - You're fast!
- Well, it's important to joke around. - Yes, we can't talk about it.
- Because if you say it seriously, it won't work. - I see.
- It won't work. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's either you know it or you don't know it. - Yes.
- So... - What is it?
I don't know!
- But... - I don't know.
- Well... - I don't know.
- Do you turn off the TV? - I turn off the TV.
- There is a masterpiece like this. - Oh, yes!
- Do you turn off the TV? - I don't know!
- Do you turn it off? - I don't know!
- Do you turn it off or not? - I don't know!
- You know... - Yes?
- I didn't turn it off! - Oh, yes, yes!
- You didn't turn it off? - I didn't say anything!
- How old are you now? - I...
- I was in the NHK until my retirement. - Oh, yes, yes.
- How old are you now? - Sixty... Fifty-six.
- In the NHK. - You're older. - Yes.
- I'm a little older now. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I quit. - Oh, I see.
- Retirement is a year of giving up.
- Well, I have something I want to do anyway. - Don't you know this? - Huh? - Don't you know the principle of giving up? - What is it? - Oh, never mind. - It's not funny! - No, it's not funny! - Oh, it's not funny! - It's not funny! - It's not funny! - My son took his hand and walked down the hallway. - Yes, yes. - Well, it's called "hallway phenomenon". - Oh, that's terrible! - That's terrible!
- Do you know Morimitsu-san from over there? - Morimitsu-san? - Yes. - Morimitsu-san? - Yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- She appeared and said like this... - Yes, yes, yes. - "Oh, a big pen and a small pen appeared!" - You bastard!
- How was it like when you were young? Were you popular? - When I was young... - Huh? - When I was young... - Did you do something here when you were young?!
- It's the same when you're young and when you're old. - Oh, is it?
- What do you want to do on TV now? - I want to make a drama on TV.
- Who do you want to use now? - Taichi Kiwako and so on. They're all dead, but... - Oh, I see. - I want to use Cinderella.
- What? - Cinderella. - Cinderella?
- No, I'm not excited about doing something like that!
No, I'll do anything!
So please do it!
I want to be encouraged by a decent person.
If you encourage me...
You'll be encouraged!
I'll be encouraged!
Anyway, we have the results.
We've put in these results.
We've received the final results.
Let's go!
What are the results?!
Oh!
158! 249!
No way! You got 249 points?!
That's too much!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Hello!
- Hey, Hamada-san! - Yes?
You're all smiling at me.
You're all shining!
You're all smiling at me!
First of all, let's talk about the penalty game.
You've been doing it a lot.
It's not easy.
I've done a lot of things.
I'm sure you'll do the penalty game.
Why?!
This time, it's for real.
Let's talk about how you'll do if you go abroad.
You won't go to America?
No, I won't go.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about the "gun goddess."
Yes, yes, yes.
You'll get off the helicopter and shoot a big wire.
Don't make me laugh!
You won't do it?
The gun goddess is a symbol of America.
- If you hit it... - If you hit it, it'll spin.
Amazon!
Amazon! Walking alone!
Amazon! Wandering around!
Not alone...
Amazon! Wandering around!
Wandering around? What for?
To get a lunchbox...
To get a lunchbox?
- No? - I don't like it.
What's there to go up?
Put a pincus on it, tie it up...
Take a plastic bag and a scope and...
In the middle of a walk?
No, like I said earlier...
There's something there...
Here, here...
Put something like a penis on it...
A one-inch bookmark like that...
Bookmark?
What for?
One-inch bookmark...
Let's think about it...
If we don't come up with a solution, we'll get a punishment...
A solution isn't expensive...
- So you're going with it? - Yes...
- You're okay with it? - Yes...
- You're sure about it? - Yes, I'm sure about it...
Okay, let's think of a punishment...
Do something dangerous in your case...
- Why? - Why?
- Why would I do something dangerous? - You know, like...
Ha! Pa! Ha! Pa! Like that...
Do something like "kappa mo kakko"...
Do something like "sarah" with your head up...
Do something like "kaa" like that...
Do something like "ha! pa!" like that...
I'd rather die...
- First of all, you're okay with it! - Why would I be okay with it?!
- It's a three-shot, right?! - That's right...
- It's better than getting hit with one shot... - Are you stupid?!
- Three shots?! You're going to shoot yourself! - I'm going to do something good...
No, no, what are you talking about? Who is it?!
Who shot it? Daimonjiyaki...
Daimonjiyaki is in Kyoto, right?
That Daimonjiyaki...
One, two, you become a sunflower and go up to the top of the table and make a dog out of it.
You're going to lose your partner like that?
It's okay.
What's okay?!
Become a sunflower?!
I've been thinking about various conditions...
What conditions?! Sunflower?!
I've been thinking about various, various, various things...
It's okay.
Why?!
I'll tell you. If this comes up to the left...
What will come up to the left?
You can't do that.
It's okay. If it was me, I'd do it.
No, no, it's okay.
You've never been afraid of anything before, have you?
I'm not saying I'm afraid of life...
That's right!
But I'm afraid of it.
I'm injured.
Then where do you want to get injured?!
Why?
You're a pigeon, you'll get injured!
You're like that...
I'm like that...
Where will you get injured?!
If that feather goes "gang"!
That's one of your ways of doing it!
You're making me do it!
I'll say "shidara"!
You're scary!
You're doing this and I'll say "pii"!
That "pii" is just what you want...
I don't know how to divide it!
Shidara
When you're in a car...
Celebrities...
They look at you, don't they?
Whether it's today or yesterday...
When you're waiting for a traffic light...
The person you're staying with...
They look at you with a grin.
That's because...
They know you're looking at them with a grin...
They don't know what's going on.
And yesterday, on my way to CX...
When I stopped at a traffic light...
Everyone was smiling and looking at me.
They were looking at me...
Or rather, they were looking at the car and smiling.
Whoa, I'm definitely...
in a car with a grin on it!
Someone's looking at me!
Someone's smiling!
Is he... is he...
in a car with a grin on it?
But I don't look at people like that...
I'm definitely in a car with a grin on it!
Am I a victim?
Am I in a car with a grin on it?
I saw it!
I got out of the car and looked at the CX...
There wasn't anything written on it...
And a while back, I was...
I was shopping in a convenience store...
A man was...
He was smiling and looking at me with a grin on it...
I thought that was also because he was looking at you, Matsumoto...
And was smiling and looking at you with a grin on it...
I thought it might not be like that...
But when I went home and looked at it...
I like you.
I went like this!
Ah, like this!
That's you.
You're bad.
Let's wipe it properly.
That's not good.
No, no, at that time I...
You know...
You do it in the dark, Anna.
You know, when it's dark...
You do it like this.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with Rumiko and Kenya?
First of all...
You put your shoes in...
You close the door...
And you do it like this.
You're a bad guy!
What?
But you agree and do it, right?
That's right.
Why do you do it normally?
Why do you put it in and do it like this?
It's like you planned it.
No, no, I didn't plan it!
But I usually close the door...
Turn off the light and do it like this.
At that time you don't laugh, do you?
I don't laugh.
After that...
Ah, Rumiko and Kenya...
What?
You don't let the cat through?
Why do you do it?!
You turn the woman behind you and pull her by the hand, right?
Yeah, I do that.
Then you stand her up again like this...
Again?!
You like it!
There are two times.
And then you lay her on your lap.
I see.
Right?
And then you lay her on your lap like this...
It's one of your favorite things.
Laying her on your lap like this...
I see.
And then you bring a tray and...
Well, that's fine.
And then it's dark.
And then it's over, right?
And you send her off like that, right?
Yeah.
You send her off and...
Does it last forever?
It does.
It's amazing how it lasts until the end.
You lick a lot of places, don't you?
I don't lick that much.
If you like it that much, you lick it to some extent.
You don't like it?!
If you don't like it, you leave!
You lick it too?!
I sent her off and came back to the convenience store.
And you saw me?
I thought you were laughing at me.
I came back and...
I looked in the mirror and you were right here.
Sora, you're laughing!
You're making me mad, Sora.
You have to make sure you're not making fun of me.
You have to be careful.
That lipstick... that girl's lipstick...
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting.
Hey, hey, don't put lipstick everywhere.
It can't be helped.
It's around here.
It's right under the T-shirt!
That's right, it's right here.
This is... This is...
Right?
It's all over the place!
I do it like this.
But, you know...
This side feels good too.
Ah...
Ah!
The T-shirt is torn!
That's right!
I can't open it because I don't have enough manners!
If you press a place close to your wrist...
What comes out?
What is it?
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Isn't it meat?
This round one comes out.
Two or three of them will come out.
See, it comes out like this.
Two of them come out.
What is this?
This used to be the number of children and things like that.
Ah, is that so?
It used to be like that.
Ah, is that so?
But, I have two of them.
I have...
Two of them.
Two of them come out?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
I don't know.
What is it?
Wait, let me hold it for you.
Ah, it hurts.
It hurts.
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't like it.
Ah, is that so? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ah, it hurts about twice as much as before.
It hurts.
This means what it is.
This is...
Probably that.
What?
Something like emergency food.
In the end...
When you really can't stand it anymore, you eat this, right?
There are usually two, right?
The one on the right is soy sauce flavor.
The one on the left is miso flavor.
Three of them are curry flavor.
Well, what should we do?
What should we do?
Chashu!
What is this?
What is this? Chashu?
It's a horse, you know.
Get out of here!
I just thought of it, Chashu.
What should we do?
Chashu!
We often see flies and insects on trains and buses, but can they go home?
I don't know!
My parents and siblings don't worry about it.
I don't know!
They say you can't go home, but it's not like that.
You're on it to go home.
I'm going to play now, but I won't take the train.
I'll take the train home.
You won't take the train to go home?
I won't take the train to go home.
Why?
I have a lot of power to go home.
I'll fly home.
I'm tired of going home.
You're tired of going home.
I'll stay still.
That's right.
There are flies in the studio, right?
There are flies.
Those flies are amazing.
Why?
Maybe there are bees in it.
Visitor.
Studio visitor.
I'm a studio visitor.
There are a lot of bees in it.
Let's go home.
It's hot.
It's just a punishment game.
You said you were going to Thailand first, right?
Thailand?
Muay Thai kickboxing.
Thai kickboxing.
You go up to the ring and go in the lock.
One is up.
Let's see.
What?
There's a new gag.
Hey!
I'm not lying! I'm not lying!
There's one, you know. It's big and fluffy.
You sit on it and have a cup of tea.
It's hard to find, isn't it?
There are tons of them.
Oh, really?
There are some phantom animals you want to find.
There must be.
Maybe. But there are definitely animals you haven't found yet.
So, even if you don't think it's an animal, you can't tell whether it's an animal or not.
There must be.
Really?
There must be.
For example, a tiger.
You all think it's a tiger, don't you?
That island is also an animal.
It lives with the tiger.
It tries to protect itself from the tiger.
But you can't tell whether it's an animal or not.
So, even if you don't think it's an animal, you can't tell whether it's a tiger or not.
You can't tell whether it's an animal or not.