AISubs v3.4
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Are you serious?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
You're late.
I'm sorry.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Once again, I'm your host, Ara-hen.
Ara-hen.
Hello.
I'm your guide, Akimi Nagayama.
Nice to meet you.
Is there anything you don't know?
Yamazaki.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's your name?
I'm Akimi Nagayama.
You're angry, aren't you?
We just finished our tour of Inazuma.
Did you have fun?
Yes.
Did you have fun?
Yes.
Now we're going on a picnic.
I'm sure you know the song "Picnic".
I'd like you to sing it for us.
One, two, three.
Let's sing a song.
What are you doing? Are you all crazy?
Let's sing together, we'll have fun together.
Nanana nanana nanana ni.
San! Da! Da!
Tanatana nanatan.
Ne! Ne!
Let's sing together, let's have fun together.
Today is full of love.
I'm going to mix it with sunglasses and water.
If you bet on it, will it change?
I don't know if I should say it or not.
Nothing will change!
I don't think much of it, so I'll sell it for foreign currency.
I'll start with Yamazaki.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen!
Nineteen, right?
Is it two of us?
What about you, Shouji?
Who's Shouji?
You're pretty stubborn.
Well, we've talked about it, but let's go, everyone!
Okay!
Don't make any mistakes, okay?
Sakamoto-kun!
Yes!
I'm...
Petric!
...really drunk!
You're not drunk yet!
Everyone, let's go home!
Yeah!
I won't lose!
Yeah!
Wait a minute! I can't do it with one hand!
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ The wind blows in the sea of ​​songs ♪
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ The wind blows in the sea of ​​songs ♪
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
♪ Red, white, blue, green ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
(dating)
ITADAKIMASU!
Well, since you guys made the bento by your own strength...
Yes, yes, yes.
To be honest, I was worried about the side dishes for a week.
(laughs)
Now, first of all...
This...
(laughs)
Whose side dish is this?
(laughs)
What's on it?
(laughs)
This is...
You're wearing it!
I don't know!
Now, I want to say this comment!
Whose is it?!
It's cute!
Wow!
It's more like a producer's comment than a TV show's!
It's a woman's butt!
Is it expensive?
Wow!
It's amazing!
If you take this money, you can buy it for 1,500 yen.
It's about 4 million yen like this.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's disgusting!
Wow! It's a little more like an old man's comment!
It's fried chicken and...
What is this?
It's fried chicken and...
Is it a punch?
It's a punch!
It's a man's food!
It's a punch!
Who is this?
Yes!
Wow!
This is...
What is this?
Isn't it a crab?
This is my food!
What is this?
I found it in the freezer.
You're terrible!
What is this?
It's a man's comment!
It's a man's...
I'm sorry!
Hey!
You're playing with me!
You're stupid!
Hey!
This is not good!
I asked my friend for a lunch box.
This is not good!
What are you eating?
It's a crab.
I'm afraid of it.
Look at this.
It's dark.
Are you sure you want to eat it?
You can eat it.
What is this?
You will know it when you eat it.
This is a spinach.
It's tasteless.
What is this?
I forgot to season it.
Yamazaki, eat this spinach.
It's good for you.
Can you eat this?
It's tasteless.
Why do you say that?
It's tasteless.
It's bitter.
(yawn)
I don't think many customers came today.
Why is that?
I'm so tired I can't speak.
(laugh)
First of all, I don't know because you didn't see the opening, but we all planned to make our own lunch boxes.
We went on a picnic.
We did.
At the end of a week ago, we always thought about what we should do next week.
Then we decided to make a lunch box for everyone.
We said we'd do our best.
For a week, we've been thinking about what to eat.
(laugh)
It's terrible. I want you to see it.
Yes.
It had spinach in it.
Oh, there's spinach in it.
What's this?
Spinach pickles.
(laugh)
Oh, really?
(laugh)
Gaba.
(laugh)
I'm sure you don't know what it is.
It's really good.
It's the same with art.
When you first see it, you'll hate it.
It's the same in downtown.
When you first see it, you'll say, "Wow, what's with these two?"
(laugh)
But it's funny.
(laugh)
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
(laugh)
I'm talking about your spinach.
(laugh)
Try it.
Everyone says that at first.
Everybody's surprised when you eat natto for the first time.
At this stage, you're doing something that's already done.
That's right.
Make it right and put it in.
Become the flesh of what you destroy.
Why do you have to say that to me?
It's terrible.
I want to poop.
(laugh)
Don't hit me anymore, Yuten Chigasumo!
This is Danshaku!
And the staff told me to do the match little by little.
Will you let me decide this time?
What are you talking about? You decide it every time.
So, the penalty game that I left to Ston...
You can't move by yourself, right?
If I lose to myself, I can do it, but I didn't lose.
Yes, yes.
Don't say something like that.
That's what it is.
But in terms of time...
That's where I am!
You're annoying!
You're next to me!
You're annoying!
I chose...
high jump!
You're confident, aren't you, Yuten?
You're amazing.
(laugh)
Speaking of home training, I didn't want to do this high jump.
If you do it, you'll win anyway.
Yes, that's why I chose low jump.
Low jump is dirty!
I see.
I've thought about it many times in my mind.
Even if you're good at it and you say you'll do it...
Yes.
I'm sure you'll do it.
I'm sure you will do it, so I didn't want to do it if I could.
But recently, I've also been criticized.
What do you call it?
What do you think I am globally?
What am I?
Do you know?
Do you know such a thing?
What should I do?
What are you talking about? Where are you coming from?
(laugh)
If you do high jump, you'll win anyway.
Yes, you're not good at sports globally.
Yes, you're not good at cooking either.
Yes, you're too skinny for a woman.
No one said that!
(laugh)
No, you're not rich than Hamada.
You're only worth 110,000 yen!
(laugh)
What's wrong with you?
(laugh)
People who see you often say...
Liar!
People say that?
So!
Today...
Today... I mean, this time...
Did you give up the last one?
If I give up this one, I'll... you know...
But if you do that, I'll do my best, too.
If you're that good at it, I won't give up.
Really?
You really won't do the high jump with me?
I'm very good at doing high jump with me.
Only Akira Nishiki can do high jump with me in the entertainment world.
Do you want me to do the high jump with you?
If you give up that one, you'll be told again and again, won't you?
You know, I have a little bit of memory loss.
What's your average high jump?
About 140 meters, I think.
You can jump more than 140 meters.
What? You can jump more than 140 meters?
What are you scared of?
It doesn't matter.
What's your average high jump?
I don't know.
For example, in your memory, what's your average high jump?
Easy, easy, easy!
Well, well, well...
Start! If you talk, I'll jump!
145 meters?
No, it's not like that! You can jump more!
You know, I can't jump that high.
Well, it doesn't matter. You can't jump that high.
Let's say it's high. How high can you jump?
Let me tell you. In my second year of middle school, I took 165 meters without telling a lie.
And I took it with a rapper's pants!
What kind of time was that?
You took it with a rapper's pants and jumped too high!
So, let's do it like this this time.
I don't know if you'll lose or win, but you'll do what I told you the next time, won't you?
I can't do that.
Why not?!
I know what you're thinking!
Well, I'm a leader, after all.
Who's the leader?!
I'm the captain!
I've been leading you for a long time!
I'm also the captain!
Then let's play a penalty game!
I know what you're going to do.
You're a dirty double-layered structure.
If you fall from a dirty place, you'll find another dirty thing.
Even if you fall, you'll get up.
When I play the penalty game, I'm cool.
But you're a man!
Have you ever tried skydiving?
I've only done it once.
Did I cry?
You're just doing it like a pigeon!
Skydiving!
You're stupid!
You can say anything about me.
But you can't say anything about skydiving!
What does skydiving mean to you?
What is it?
Do you know this dirty bag?
No, I don't!
I've been wearing it for 30 years!
Take it off and put it here!
Why?
Is it a penalty game?
Give me a break!
Why?
I'm hesitating to take it off, but you want me to put it here?
It looks like it's easy to take off!
If you lose, I'll take it off and put it somewhere!
Why do I have to go with you?
You're wrong!
I'll take this skin off!
Why?
Don't do it!
I'll cry and do it on your skin!
You're exaggerating!
I'll do it on your skin!
I knew you'd say "take it off" when I said "put it here".
You're wrong!
I knew you'd say "take it off" when I said "put it here".
But you want me to take it off, don't you?
I don't want you to take it off!
Are you sure you can save me?
What are you talking about? I'm not mad at you.
I'll do something about this round thing.
This round thing is for you to eat!
Get me a magazine cover.
As a family.
I don't want you to do it.
I don't want you to be on TV with a lemon.
I don't want you to do it.
Why not? You don't have to have a lemon.
I don't have one, you idiot!
I'm not saying I don't like lemons.
I'm saying I don't like everything!
If you play with me, I'll make you happy.
Is it over?
This show will air on June 10th.
From 7.30pm on Thursday.
It will air on June 10th.
I'll say it.
When you close your eyes, what do you think is the meaningless pattern on the back of your eyelids?
Is there a pattern?
Yes, there is.
I know it's something like light.
For example, this girl looks like this.
No way!
I can see it clearly.
No way!
I can see something like this.
What about you?
I can see letters.
What does "g" stand for?
What does it stand for?
It starts with "reimei".
Why is the cook wearing a long hat?
There is no reason for him to wear a long hat for work.
Is it decided who is tall and who is short?
The tall one is taller in order of appearance.
Is it true?
I'm sure of it.
Isn't it the highest height you can see normally?
What?
You can see it in a picture, right?
Yes.
That's the highest height.
No, there is a taller one in the back.
He is short.
Why do you say like that?
He is short. I can't take it off quickly.
If it were me, I wouldn't be able to take it off.
There is a very tall one in the back.
He doesn't come out of the restaurant.
Oh, you're wrong.
Oh!
He doesn't come out of the restaurant.
You can't come out of the restaurant if you wear such a hat.
There is another one in the back.
You don't need such a hat for work.
Why do you say like that?
I don't do it anymore.
I don't move much.
Wait a minute.
Matsumoto, you can't run away like that.
I can't run away like that?
Some people say like that.
So you don't know why it is so tall.
I know why it is so tall.
But you don't know why it is so tall, do you?
There is a lot of umami in it.
(Laughter)
I'm stupid and my partner hits me with a bottle.
Umami?
What do you mean?
Please tell me in detail, Matsumoto.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about umami.
Don't you know?
Please tell me.
There is an advantage.
But what do you mean by umami?
If it is a hat, there is umami in it.
I don't know.
There is no reason for it to last long.
You really want to eat it.
It's okay even if it's horizontal.
Why doesn't it go vertically?
That's why people who are new to this do it.
For example, stir-fry vegetables.
They do it like this.
Right?
But it doesn't taste good at all like this.
That's where the umami comes from.
It's expensive and there's a little hole.
That's all!