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Akko-san remembers it well.
Akko-san's "Gaki-no-tsuka-ni-ara-hende"
The first "Gaki-no-tsuka-ni-ara-hende"
Chikichiki
Shintori Gassen
Acchi-cchi
What shall we do today?
Today...
Please be quiet.
What do you want me to say?
Please be quiet.
What do you want me to say?
You're talking.
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about anything.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
As you can see, we're going roller skating today.
This is my butt.
If we get this, we lose.
That's why we're going to get our opponents' butts.
I see.
It's not a new project or anything like that.
Let's welcome both teams.
Macchan's team!
Why are you filming me?
Let's welcome Macchan's team!
Yamazaki is good at filming.
Why don't you...
What do you call it?
Simulation.
Let's do a simulation.
Why don't you do it?
Look!
Your butt looks like a ball.
We have almost everything like this.
Really?
I'm sorry, but this is what we look like.
We won second place in the winter competition.
Let me show you.
Let's sit down.
Look!
He's dancing.
It's like he's dancing.
We've prepared some boiling water for you.
If you can get it and drink it, you win.
Let's go!
He's fast!
He's not fast at all.
He just did about 40km/h.
Let's go!
I won for the first time in this show.
Go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Help me!
What's that?
You can't take my attack!
Over there! Over there!
Down! Down! Down!
It's hot! It's hot!
Well, I'm almost 30 and you're 30 too, but I feel like I'm getting thinner.
Of course you are! I don't feel like it, but I can't keep up with you.
You're scary.
I was surprised yesterday, and I don't want to say it now, but when I was surprised, I thought I had a nosebleed.
Seriously!
That has nothing to do with age.
What do you mean?
You're sick!
No, I'm not sick!
Go see a doctor!
I'm not sick!
I'm not conscious of it, but it comes out.
And when I go to the bathroom, it's all over me.
It's all over me.
Take it off!
It's all over me, and you bring it to me.
What's wrong with you?
My eyes are closing.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm getting thinner.
You know that white jersey you wear?
When you wear it, you go like this.
You look like you're dying.
It's like when you're filming a show.
It's scary when you go to the bathroom.
But you're wearing it.
What would you do with a jersey like that?
I'd do my best and do it like this.
That's embarrassing.
You can't do that.
When I was in 3rd or 4th grade,
girls would come up to me and say, "You're bleeding!"
Bleed out, you bastard!
They'd come up to me and say, "You're bleeding!"
There was one! There really was one!
Now that I think about it, there's something amazing about it!
When I was in elementary school, I was in fourth grade...
When was it, Uran? Fourth or fifth grade, Uran, you say?
Um... boys were self-taught...
Oh, yeah, yeah, girls were different...
Girls were the only ones who could speak English!
That's right, that's right, I was doing it, I was doing it...
Right?!
Yeah...
Didn't you ever get bored of it?!
When I got home, I was asking questions and stuff!
Are girls the only ones who eat good food?
Are girls the only ones who eat cake?
What?!
It was in my head, and it was amazing!
I could picture a whole pig being baked!
A pig like this!
A whole pig being baked at school!
I couldn't help it, I couldn't help it!
So, what was that, in third or fourth grade?
Third or fourth grade...
The beginning of sexual education...
But, in sexual education, you had to teach them, you know?
Mistakes...
Didn't you have any, back in elementary school?
What?
When I asked you...
I don't know who asked you this, but...
Hey, hey, hey, adults...
If you have blood coming out of your ass, you're not adults.
Well, well, that's not entirely wrong, is it?
But that's not gender discrimination!
If you have blood coming out of your ass, you're not adults.
Men and women, too!
Oh, I see...
So, at the time, I had a toilet in my house...
A normal one, like one for recycling...
But then I looked inside...
And I found things like that every now and then...
"Blood coming out of your ass"...
Something like "blood coming out of your ass".
Wow!
Even with that...
I have a lot of adults, but...
Why do they all the time...
"Blood coming out of your ass", you know?
I had no idea.
I thought that adults would be bleeding all the time...
But now I think about it...
I'm talking about my mother...
I don't care anymore.
I didn't like it. My sister was there.
It was meaningless.
One night...
I got a seizure.
You know...
And she's really nice to you, you know?
She cares about you.
And you're like this, you know?
You...
It's not a meal, you know?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Well...
But you still eat white rice, don't you?
I don't eat white rice.
Why not?
Wait a minute! I hate white rice!
I'd rather eat regular white rice!
Why do you eat white rice at a time like this?
Why not?
That's what you think, don't you?
And you wanted me to say it properly, you know?
You should say it properly, you know?
But how can I say it, sis?
I mean, everyone, listen up!
But you know what everyone says, don't you?
Hey, Takairo!
Yeah, you too, bro.
Hey, Takairo, come here!
And my sis...
No, it's not like that!
This road...
But you're really skinny, aren't you?
Where do you feel it?
Baseball or sports, you know?
Back in the day, you'd get hit a few times and you'd be like "Aaaah!"
Oh, back in the day...
You did it, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah.
It's really tough now.
And your desire...
Your sexual desire hasn't been as high as it used to be, has it?
Oh, it hasn't?!
No, no...
What?
It hasn't?!
Everyone has their own individuality, doesn't it?
You're lying.
No, no, I don't know.
When I was in middle school, it was amazing!
It was like you could see everything.
Oh, like that, huh?
Yeah, you could think of anything like that.
Yeah, that's true, that's true, but...
Even when you looked at automatic vending machines...
You know, those vending machines...
Yeah, those vending machines...
If you hit it like "pa-tan, pa-tan, pa-tan"...
Why?
You know, back in the day...
It's normal now, right?
It was abnormal back in the day.
Back in the day, girls looked at you like that.
Like you're nasty.
If you wore a ribbon, they'd look at you like you're naked.
If you wore a bathrobe, they'd look at you like you're wet.
Bathrobe?
Bathrobe is fine!
You were naked!
With your eyes wide open!
Don't be so annoying!
You're not surprised?
I'm not saying that.
You're still talking about your time!
You're still talking about it!
It's getting better.
Oh, really?
This is bad.
Yeah.
What's coming up? 7 or 8?
It's coming down.
Oh...
Lately, I've been getting fooled by weird things.
Sorry.
Oh, really?
Now you're talking like an adult.
We're all adults.
Back in the day, it was fine to say "thank you."
Oh, that's not it.
Then I'd say "ball!"
You were dodging it until it came!
I was dodging it!
Oh, that's not it!
Ball!
You were taking off your bathrobe!
I knew it!
Now you're wearing it!
You're getting on my nerves!
It's like...
I've been fooled by a fox!
It's good to see you're doing well.
Yeah!
Someday I'll die, you know? Even though I'm like this.
How do you know that?
What do you mean?
You don't know even if I told you to go home today, do you?
Of course I don't know!
That's scary...
That's why I always wear clean underwear.
Why?
If I get hit by a car...
I'll be taken away and dissected, or I'll take off my clothes.
Oh, you were wearing underwear at the time, weren't you?
I'd rather die than go home!
So I got hit by a car and was taken to an ambulance.
I had to take off my clothes, so I took a shit.
You're always like that.
Tomorrow morning...
I'll be like "Matchan, you were taking a shit!"
I'd rather die than do that!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll take a shit in a hurry!
You were really taking a shit.
I'll take a shit! I'll take a shit!
In that little shit, you're actually dead.
You're actually dead.
In a car accident...
No, you're cute.
If I die, I'll be left alone...
I'm scared...
And I'll be taken away...
I don't know...
Emma-san?
Emma-king! Emma-king!
I'm scared, Emma-king!
I'm mad! I'm always mad!
You're big!
Oh, really?
About one hundred and eighty-five centimeters.
About one hundred and eighty-five centimeters?
You're climbing a mountain!
You're big! One hundred and eighty-five centimeters!
You're Emma-king!
At least come up to the ceiling!
No, I'm not!
One hundred and eighty-five centimeters!
I'm thirty-five years old.
How old are you?
I'm thirty-five years old, you know.
It's been a while since I got rid of the oil.
Oh, I see.
Who the hell are you?!
"Who the hell are you?!" he says.
"I'm scared," he says.
Hey!
Big!
"Why the hell are you here?!" he says.
"Just tell me why you're here," he says.
Just tell me!
What the hell are you doing here?!
You tell me!
Did you do this?
Why the hell are you here?!
What the hell are you?!
"Why?!" he says.
Be polite, you idiot!
Yeah, yeah.
Until you tell me why you're here?
Yeah, okay, okay.
Why the hell are you here?!
When he finally realizes it, he goes, "You're Miso, right?"
"You?" Me?!
Yes.
That's how I was reborn, I'm Miso.
Miso?
What?
Miso soup?
That's what happens when you do bad things.
That's tough. I've never heard of it before.
If you go to hell and are reborn, you become miso.
Then there's miso and all sorts of things.
It's not just miso, right?
Humans are born among animals, right?
Then I'll spin you like a roulette.
Miso is a little big, right?
It's highly likely to happen, right?
Miso?
Well, there are all sorts of things.
Types?
Yeah.
There's red miso and white miso.
Red miso!
What are you talking about?
No one says they don't like red miso or white miso!
You don't like miso, do you?!
Hey, why are you laughing?!
I'm not laughing at you!
Give me a break about miso!
It's decided. It's decided on the roulette.
It's decided! You said it yourself!
It's decided on what's going to come out!
There's no way that's going to happen!
It's decided! It's decided in this world!
It's fine as long as you're alive!
There's a soul in everything!
There's no soul in miso!
There's a tunnel made by an old man!
Then...
What do you call it?
What do you mean "what do you call it"?
Familia!
Why don't you say it in red?
Why do you say "familia"?
Familia!
Nice to meet you. First of all, I'd like you to apologize to me.
On May 2nd, during "Hagaki no Kona", you said to the AD, "You guys' ADs".
I'm also working hard as an AD now, but if you say it like that, I'll get angry.
ADs aren't necessary for TV production.
So please apologize to that AD in front of the TV.
Oh, I see.
To that AD...
Who did you say that to?
To you, right?
Oh, you said that to me?
Yeah.
You two have nothing to do with each other, right?
When you're riding a bicycle or something like that...
Yes?
...a small bug might get in your mouth.
What on earth is that bug thinking of putting itself in your mouth?
But I don't think it's putting itself in my mouth.
Oh, you don't think so?
No, it just happened to be in my mouth while I was flying.
That's for feeding you!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like it just happened to be in my mouth while I was flying.
I think you're right.
That's the only thing I can say about it.
Has it ever gotten in your nose?
Not in my nose, but in my ears.
It got in your ears?
Yeah.
Fifty points.
Why?!
What are you aiming for?!
Fifty points for your ears and five points for your nose?!
Is your nose fifty points?!
That's low!
What's in it?!
It's white feathers, you know...transparent feathers...
Which one is white and which one is transparent?!
Which one, you bastard?!
The transparent one.
You don't want the transparent one?!
You don't...want the transparent one?!
You know...
Just say it's the transparent one! Just call me!
Where are you going?!
Transparent or...
White?
White, right?
Transparent.
Transparent? White person?
What are you talking about?
Are you a waiter or what?
The other day, in front of the station,
I was writing letters on the tires of a car with a parking violation.
There were about six cars parked,
and all of them had black Mercedes Benz windows,
and I was only letting the car go.
Don't let only the Mercedes Benz go and do the parking violation!
That's what I wanted people to say.
It's kind of weird, isn't it?
Today, I really did it today.
You know, we went all the way to Iguta, right?
When we got off the highway, I was standing there like...
Come on, let's go!
And they stopped me like...
You have to take off your seatbelt.
I was pissed off!
Oh, really? I see.
But you know, I never take off my seatbelt.
Well, it's up to you not to do it, but...
You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say, 'Hey!'
I wanted you to hit me back then!
It's weird, isn't it?!
What you say and what you do are weird!
I didn't do it, so you took one point,
and now you say you didn't do it.
It's weird, isn't it?!
If you only get one point, you win.
Yeah, you're right. You only need one point.
That's what you think, right?!
You only need one point.
Oh, really?
I've always watched you on TV and been your fan,
but I'm disappointed in you now.
I'm disappointed in you now!
Back in the day, you know...
You weren't doing anything at all.
You were like a metatechic.
It was pitch black and you were waiting like this.
It was weird!
Chickens?
Chickens!
Oh, really?
You stopped for a second and I didn't know if you'd stop or not.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were waiting like this.
You went up a little and said, "Whoa,"
and all of a sudden, you were shining!
Whoa!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were standing like this.
Trabolt!
Right now, right now!
If we don't stop now...
No.
Shut up, fool!
Yuck!
They're wondering if we'll remember
that we should stop...
But you remember it, don't you?
You're responsible for that filth.
Yes, I remember that.
I remember that as a resentment.
We were standing like this. Can we not stop now?
I don't remember it like that.
You have to hold it like you're stabbing someone in the back, right?
It's wrong of me to say that without an egg, right?
What should we do?